Chapter 55: Successive suicide attempts (Part 2)
Late at night, the town hall in Kahn
Four amateur spies from the Bajas Empire who sneaked into the city hall to steal intelligence materials found themselves in an unprecedented crisis!
well! What kind of bad luck did I have today? How could we encounter such an incredible thing! ! !
If you could go back alive and tell others what happened tonight in a tavern, they would probably laugh at you and call him a lunatic, right? !
Facing the powerful enemy in front of him, Captain Heklan raised his sword in a cold sweat while constantly lamenting in despair in his heart.
——A few minutes ago, when they walked out of the hotel with blackout oil lamps and sneaked into the city hall quietly, everything seemed to be going well: the two-story building that served as the city hall was indeed empty, let alone the night watchman. Not even a watchdog.
However, just as they avoided the sight of the night watchman on the street and entered the house one after another, they had just entered the office on the second floor, and before they had time to rummage through the cabinets to find information and documents, Arshe, the female magician in the team, felt vaguely There was a trace of spying magic!
The reaction of the four of them was not too slow. They were just stunned for a moment, and then they hurriedly rushed to the stairs and ran out together.
However, just when they reached the bottom of the stairs, they were blocked by a very powerful martial arts master!
Although the opponent has bare hands, his movements are agile and strange, and his moves are even more swift and violent and difficult to defend against! The most terrifying thing is that this guy's attack can penetrate his own metal armor and muscles and directly attack his internal organs! The soft lining padding inside the armor was like nothing in the face of such an attack! The female magician Arshe was the first to be beaten until she fell to the ground unable to get up due to her lack of defense, while the others were also severely beaten.
"...Tsk, tsk, tsk! What a bunch of weak chickens! Don't you have anyone more capable of fighting?"
A triumphant voice invited him to fight, but no one around him dared to say a word. Everyone's eyes were filled with fear of the unknown power.
"...Trash! Cowards! You weak scum... come with me!"
If there is a martial arts expert who has been immersed in traditional martial arts for decades here, he will definitely be able to see in an instant that this is a very powerful set of Jeet Kune Do combined with the cotton palm style. It can have such skill. Anyone, no matter what era they are in, can definitely be regarded as a master of martial arts. However, compared to these unimportant things, what the amateur spies of the Bajas Empire want to say more at this time is obviously another sentence:
"... Damn it! Damn it! Wake up! You are clearly a table!"
That's right, this martial arts master has an oak table, an abnormal table that has taken too much hallucinogens and gold and feels cute! Um? Why is this oak table abnormal? It's very simple. Can a normal table put up a posture like a white crane with its wings spread out at the entrance of the stairs, and beat up the four Bajas Empire masters who tried to rush out in the dark with a clanging bell?
"... Damn it! Could it be that the magicians here have such an unusual style that they even turned the tables into golems?"
Seeing this strong and heavy oak table shouting repeatedly and blocking the only exit of the stairs on the ground floor, Captain Heklan felt his temples pounding for a moment, but he could only sigh helplessly, "... ...Forget it! Imina! Let’s turn around!”
Therefore, Captain Heklan carried the unconscious female magician Arshe on his back, followed closely by the middle-aged strong man Robatiku and the female elf Imina. The four of them returned to the stairs again, then turned around and climbed up. Prepare to jump out of the window on the second floor of the city hall before a large group of enemies arrive.
However, it was not just the table that seemed to be going crazy in this dysfunctional room.
They had just taken a few steps out of the stairs when they saw, almost insanely, that they were once again blocked on the second floor by a bunch of chairs and cabinets with unintentional intentions! For a moment, it was really impossible to advance or retreat! What's even more terrible is that these chairs and cabinets covered with red tablecloths are arranged in a neat square array and are approaching step by step! The largest enemy among them, a large bookcase with rough workmanship, even walked majestically while shouting:
"...Soldiers! We don't want prisoners!" "...Oh!"
"...Soldiers! We don't want mercy!" "...Oh!"
"...Warriors! Advance! General attack!" "...Oh oh oh oh!!!"
Following the bookcase general's order to attack, the aggressive furniture swarmed in! The three amateur spies of the Bajas Empire who had not yet lost their combat effectiveness, although they still tried their best to resist despite being frightened, in such a small indoor space, they really couldn't display much ability, and they were instantly overwhelmed by the furniture army. Moreover, before they were knocked down and trampled by the furniture army, they probably didn't even understand what was happening in this place?
Of course, if their eyesight is sharp enough, they can spot the hazy figure of a little goblin hidden in the night in the corner of the ceiling. And if they have the data perspective of gamers, then they can understand all the problems more clearly.
——On the heads of these "activated" furniture, green HP bars and names appeared: "Kung Fu table", "Paranoia chair", "Bookcase that feels cute"... They are now They all turned into monsters, although the average level was only about seven or eight.
But unfortunately, the thieves who broke in couldn't even defeat this cute thing. Fairy Miss Flor expressed surprise at this.
(The elite warriors in this world are only at the level of more than ten levels, and can probably beat two or three chairs.)
——This is one of Goblin Troublemaker's unique signature skills, "Props Chaos". Its main function is to temporarily turn an inanimate object into a monster and give it virtual life, in order to interrupt the enemy's moves. , and even have the effect of directly blocking the enemy's attack.
In a small-scale PK battle, this is obviously a very disgusting skill. Just imagine, when you are beaten by your opponent until there is only a trace of blood left, so you take out the red bottle of healing potion and prepare to take a sip to replenish your blood. The small medicine bottle in your hand suddenly said, "The world is big and I want to see it." Then it jumped out of your hand and ran towards the sunset... What a devastating scene that makes people want to cry without tears! ! !
Of course, elf players who can use this skill on so many bulky pieces of furniture at the same time must reach a very high level and experience value. Even if you are not a full-level player, you must be at least level 70 or 80. At present, except for a few cheating comrades here in Kahn Village, the rookie goblin players scattered in other corners of the continent do not yet have such skills. At most, they can make a few spoons, forks, and goose feathers. pens and other small gadgets, just doing a circle dance to his own singing.
Therefore, in the absence of targeted precautions, the four amateur spies of the Bajas Empire were held down and beaten to death.
In short, when Comrade Qiu, the tabby cat king, and Demiurge, the devil gentleman, walked out of the underground conference room, all the fighting was over. The four amateur spies of the Bajas Empire were all lying on the floor with bruises and bruises, and their bodies were unknown. The furniture that had made great contributions also ended its short and funny false life, and returned to its normal posture as a dead object, piled up in a mess on the floor.
So, Demiurge sighed with regret, but then showed a happy smile.
"...Ms. Succubus! Look, don't we have a new hybrid test product? There just happen to be two males and two females!"
He pointed at the four unlucky ones on the ground and said to the succubus lady, "...After the interrogation, let's use them to breed with demihumans!"
——Through this act of seeking death by breaking into the city hall at night, the four "black workers" of the Bajas Empire lived a life of fucking sows and minotaurs every day, or being ridden by various monsters and fucking, giving birth to babies. For example, the sexual life of various "hybrid monsters" such as "two-legged sheep"... This great historical research has made a huge contribution to breaking the restrictions of species reproductive isolation and inducing the birth of new species. ……
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Then, the day after Miss Arshay and others were sent to breed with goblins, another group of people seeking death who had no idea about this also visited the town of Kahn, which serves as the city hall. of a two-story building, and got very angry at the owner’s poor hospitality:
"...How long do you want us to wait? Is there anyone who would neglect a royal envoy like this? Call that guy named Ainz out!" In the helpless eyes of Warrior Captain Gazef, Li. The canonized envoy of the Kingdom of Yestije, Baron Alqilu, scolded arrogantly.