Chapter 37, Brownian motion missiles and linden trees
After mocking the funny people in China who only saw thieves eating meat but not being beaten, Wang Qiu and Political Commissar Guo naturally turned the topic to the alien monster Godzilla in front of them - this is currently It has become the hottest news topic in the world! Not one of them!
Different from the previous mysterious incidents that were always hidden, this time the "alien monster arrival incident" that occurred in India was so great that reporters from all countries were able to enter due to the huge impact and the slow response of Indian officials. The monster's arrival was reported on the scene, and it became a worldwide sensation from the beginning. All media outlets are using their utmost strength to publicize this major event about the arrival of alien monsters.
What this brought about was naturally a nationwide frenzy of all kinds of hot topics - European and American TV stations immediately cut off talk shows, news, food programs and sales advertisements, and began to compete in the most radical and vicious competition to broadcast all kinds of hot topics. The title of the "special program" quickly invited experts who fit their audience positioning to speak out. Then, from WeChat and Weibo in China, to Facebook and Twitter in the West, to 2ch in Japan, to some ghost island in the Chinese circle, ptt and the like, the entire Internet is full of crazy people talking. Bold speculations and various "expert analyzes" with an attitude of entertaining people to death made this topic transcend cultural circles and language barriers, and completely boiled down on a global scale in an instant!
——In the past years, humans have created countless alien invaders of all kinds through various forms such as novels, movies, TV, animations, games, etc., and have talked about it with great enthusiasm, and even many stories in this regard have emerged. Enthusiast group, but most people never imagined that this kind of scene that should only appear in Hollywood blockbusters and Japanese special effects films would actually come into reality in their own lifetime!
fear? Well, maybe a little bit, but more of it is excitement, attention and anticipation - celebrity scandals and shady stories about politicians, as well as low-tech funny wars in the Middle East and Africa, are far less exciting than this. Journalists from major media outlets around the world suddenly rushed to India like crazy. Some websites even started to launch bets around this incident: Can Indians defeat the monster? How long does it take to defeat the monster? Is this monster the vanguard of alien invaders? Are there more monsters or flying saucers behind it? ……
The various quarrels between Indian officials and a series of unreliable and clumsy performances are also full of Indian fun and joy as expected, providing a lot of popcorn-holding viewers behind the screens around the world. Interesting conversation piece worth teasing.
But no matter what, after learning that this monster was covered in gold and weighed at least 10,000 tons, public opinion circles around the world unanimously recognized that the Indians got a big deal this time - and Regardless of the special value of this monster's corpse, scientific research institutions around the world are bound to flock to it and pay a high price for it. The gold in it alone can at least increase the Indian government's gold reserves several times!
However, compared to killing the Godzilla monster, cutting it into pieces, and smelting it into gold ingots, this rough utilization method seriously lacks technical content. Some unscrupulous time-travelers who know more inside information than the Indian government, A more sustainable disposal plan was also proposed.
"... After learning about the golden monster, Ma Tong, who stayed at the Xisha base, nagged us, saying that it would be a waste to directly kill Godzilla and dismember it, and that it should be treated as a living golden monster. They are raised in captivity and fed carefully, and then scales are removed, teeth are extracted, nails are clipped, blood is bled, and flesh is cut. In one year, thousands of tons of gold are produced, and it is pure green and pollution-free. It is really low investment and high output. ”
The United Nations investigation team was in a temporary tent set up outside the gate of Mahabodhi Temple. Political Commissar Guo, who had nothing to do, talked to Wang Qiu like this.
"...Huh? Just like raising sheep for shearing, raising Godzilla to dig for gold? Senior Sister Ma Tong's idea is really a bit..."
Wang Qiu's eyes were a little straightened when he heard this, "...not to mention the difficulty of raising Godzilla, and how to dig it out of the ground. Even if these problems can be solved, the next step is to raise Godzilla. What to eat? According to the description in the official setting of the relevant film, the space monster Godzilla can only be fed with nuclear fuel. According to the current international market price of nuclear fuel, after a lot of trouble, the cost may be higher than the output. Be high..."
"... Comrade Ma Tong has also considered this. She said that Godzilla can be given nuclear waste scavenged from various nuclear power plants and nuclear submarines, so that there is no need to spend more on food. She can even feed it to Godzilla in addition. The nuclear power plant charges a waste disposal fee, killing two birds with one stone..."
——Uh, what you eat is nuclear waste, what you grow is gold... Senior Sister Ma Tong, are you using the standards of Mr. Lu Xun or cows to ask Godzilla?
Then, in Wang Qiu's mind, a cute version of Golden Godzilla suddenly appeared, holding a sign and protesting with tears in his eyes: "You can't do this, feed me some chewy, inferior feed. , I want to accuse you of abusing monsters Beast!"... Such an embarrassing and spiritual association immediately made him laugh: "... This is the space monster Godzilla, and it is not a Taiwan Strawberry Soldier. How can it be used as a mobile trash can? "
——Taiwan media widely believe that one of the most important daily responsibilities of the Taiwan military is to deal with the unsaleable fruits and vegetables of Tainan farmers...
"...So, she is just telling a joke. No one will take this idea seriously..." Political Commissar Guo grinned.
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However, as outsiders Wang Qiu, Political Commissar Guo and others can certainly make nonsense in such a serious manner. But as the real parties involved, the Indian military, which is currently ordered to besiege the monster Godzilla, cannot be so relaxed and carefree.
——After coordinating the distribution of interests between the central government in New Delhi and the local authorities in Bihar, and fighting back the black hands attempted by Bangladesh and other countries, the generals on the front line finally had time to consider how to fight. A monster.
At this time, the Indian Army lieutenant general who was ordered to command this "fight against monsters" was stunned with the battle plan carefully concocted by his staff.
"...Do you think...our army's most reliable tactic at present is to wait for this monster to starve to death? This idea is really...Oh, God! No matter how much you worship Mr. Gandhi, you cannot replace non-violence with Is the cooperation strategy abused to this extent? ”
The Lieutenant General angrily slapped the plan on the table and roared, "...Do you still have any awareness of being a soldier?"
However, facing the roar of Mr. Lieutenant General, the staff officers who were born in the Kshatriya caste also looked helpless and complained - first of all, with the strength and size of this metal monster, it would be a breeze to hit it with bullets. ; Then, the range of rocket launchers and mortars was too close, only If the monster roars, the gunner responsible for the bombardment will have to be stunned; then, if heavy artillery bombardment or aircraft bombing is used, the impact point is difficult to guarantee. In addition, it is the rainy season, and the entire war zone has been violently stormy for days, and visibility is extremely poor. , there will inevitably be a large number of accidental explosions.
In fact, if this place was a wilderness, then it would have been bombed by mistake. But the problem is that Bodhgaya in Bihar, India, is not only the ashram where Buddhism was born, but also a gathering place of various Hindu monuments. It is a religious holy land equivalent to Jerusalem, filled with extremely valuable historical monuments of human civilization... With the strength of Indian religious forces, the consequences of this are enough to make commanders unable to bear the consequences!
——During the Middle East war, when the Jews and Arabs fought for Jerusalem, they did not dare to engage in scorching the city or strategic bombing!
What's even worse is that if you want to deal with a 20,000-ton behemoth like Godzilla, you have to waste ammunition on indiscriminate bombing and saturation attacks - many small countries have mini-aircraft carriers with a displacement of less than 20,000 tons! Would you rather let those guerrillas carrying rocket launchers fight?
Not to mention, the aircraft carriers in this world are all hollow, but the space monster Godzilla is solid, obviously more durable...
Such a troublesome situation makes the Indian military feel like hunting a mouse in a china shop - and this mouse is made of iron!
After listening to the report on the above difficulties, the lieutenant general was really overwhelmed. For a moment, he even thought that he could just wait patiently for the monster to starve to death. However, New Delhi's urgings became increasingly urgent each time, and the pressure from public opinion from the entire world forced him not to continue to delay and to make a quick decision in order to restore the image of the Indian government and military as much as possible... So, The front-line Indian troops, who were forced to put themselves on the shelf, could only bite the bullet and formulate a precision strike plan-dispatching the air force to use India's latest domestically produced laser-guided bombs to carry out precision strikes against the monsters. In order to avoid accidental explosions, ground personnel irradiate the targets with lasers to guide the bombs to hit the monsters.
Then, considering the huge threat of the monster's roar, normal people may not be able to perform ground laser irradiation work when their eardrums may be blown out at any time. Therefore, the frontline commander specially selected a few brave deaf soldiers from disabled retired soldiers to form a ground suicide squad. Each person held a guidance laser irradiator that looked like an extra-large laser pointer and lurked near the monster. Before the missile attacked, Shoot a laser at it,
Finally, late at night on the seventh day after the arrival of the monster Godzilla, all preparations for the battle were finally in place. Under the focused attention of reporters from all over the world, six laser-guided bombs were spraying flames and were dropped off the Indian fighter jet one after another... and then suddenly rolled violently! Experienced military observers immediately exclaimed loudly: No, the missile Brownian motion with Indian characteristics has appeared again! Everyone, take cover quickly!
Next, I saw six laser-guided bombs flying irregularly in the night sky. One moment they flew into the shape of a human figure, the other moment they flew into a single character. Then they disappeared into the vast night sky with a high jump, and then they streaked across like meteors. In the sky, a group of people fell down and hit... the Mahabodhi Temple!
——As expected, it is an Indian missile guided by gravity using a control program based on the Brownian motion equation!
Boom!
——There was a loud boom and flames flying... Wang Qiu, who was lying in the tent and having a good dream, was suddenly thrown out by the explosion air wave together with Marikawa Shizuka. They rolled several times in the mud and were knocked hard. Headache and bleeding. He finally groaned and raised his head to take a look, only to see that the legendary bodhi tree where the Buddha, Sakyamuni, had attained enlightenment with his back, had been bathed in the blazing fire and turned into a pile of smoking wet firewood...
Just when he was stunned, the giant pagoda with a history of 1,800 years and a height of more than 50 meters next to the Bodhi tree was also overwhelmed after a period of shaking, and collapsed, leaving only A mess of masonry and rubble.
After dozens of seconds, the Godzilla monster in the distance, disturbed by the big explosion, let out an impatient high-pitched roar.
——The Indian military’s first precision strike plan against the space monster Godzilla has completely failed...
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Due to another Brownian motion of India's domestically produced missiles, the big Bodhi tree where Buddha attained enlightenment was blown into a pile of coke... But this problem is actually not very serious, because this "holy tree" is no longer the same place where Buddha attained enlightenment. One tree - that The Bodhi tree that once sheltered Sakyamuni from the scorching sun has long since died completely in the era of the decline of Buddhism and the invasion of pagans. However, one of its branches was brought to Sri Lanka by King Asoka's daughter Sanghamitra, and it was It grew luxuriantly there. So, after the Mahabodhi Temple came to light again, someone went to Sri Lanka, took branches from its descendants and transplanted them back to the original place. Many years later, it grew into the current Bodhi tree, regaining the honor of its ancestors.
Therefore, even if the tree is burned again now, it is just a matter of going to Sri Lanka to get another branch and transplant it a second time.
What really makes people sigh is the collapse of the Mahabodhi Temple Pagoda - this pagoda is said to have been built in the era of King Ashoka. It is not only huge in scale, but also full of Buddha statues and niches, with exquisite and solemn carvings. Even in the world, It can also be called an art treasure of ancient civilization. In the 13th century, in order to avoid being destroyed by the Japanese army, the remaining local Buddhists mobilized all their hands and dug soil everywhere to completely bury the fifty-meter-high pagoda and turned it into a mound. Only then did it avoid the fate of being destroyed by the pagan invaders, but it also remained in oblivion for hundreds of years. It was not until 1881 that it was re-excavated by British archaeologists, which immediately shocked the whole world. Countless Buddhists come to make pilgrimages every year... However, although this world-class Buddhist cultural heritage has successfully escaped in the past They were destroyed by the infidels, but now they have not escaped the missiles of the Indian army!
Suddenly, the whole country in India was in an uproar. The frontline commander directly responsible was forced to take the blame and resign, and the siege operation stalled again. The government propaganda department tried its best to shift the focus of public opinion to the monster, and announced that after the battle, the monster's skull would be used to build a local temple, using this tourism resource to develop the local economy and attract alien civilization enthusiasts and enthusiasts from all over the world. The curious researcher... then reluctantly calmed down.
However, no matter what the Indians plan to do next, whether they continue to play the accidental bombing game by throwing Brownian motion missiles, or summon the monkey Hanuman to use his tail to pull Godzilla out of the mud pit, or use a force-fed gun to force the Ganges River water. Method to poison Godzilla to death. Anyway, he was almost killed at Mahabodhi Temple just now. Classmate Wang Qiu, who had been hit by a missile, no longer dared to accompany him any longer - as a senior reincarnationist in infinite space, he had successfully ventured into so many dangerous worlds, but what if he ended up being inexplicably mistaken for a place in India? If he died in an explosion, wouldn't it be too frustrating?
That night, facing the missiles that suddenly descended, Wang Qiu fully felt his own insignificance and powerlessness, as well as the sadness of being unable to control his own destiny.
So, on the second day of the "Accidental Bombing of Mahabodhi Temple Incident", he grabbed Levi and Shizuka Marikawa, who were also frightened, and left Bodh Gaya, where they had been staying for many days, in the Red Cross ambulance transporting the wounded. , then traveled all the way back to New Delhi, and took a flight back to China. As a result, until he stepped onto the dock of the secret base on the Xisha Islands, the Indians still failed to successfully capture the Godzilla monster...