Chapter 39: Indians are once again extremely happy and sad
So, after learning that Godzilla, an alien monster that seemed to be a walking treasure chest and could live a fat life if killed, was actually probably a mobile nuclear reactor, India, which had just planned to muster up the courage to start a fight, The military suddenly became gorgeous again.
In order to prevent Bihar, the most densely populated area in India, from becoming the next Fukushima or Chernobyl after destroying monsters, and creating hundreds of millions of radiation refugees in one go, the central government in New Delhi and Bihar The state authorities were all in a quarrel. In the end, the Indian military had to adopt the most prudent and conservative attitude to deal with the above-mentioned troubles. To put it simply, it means to respond to changes by staying the same, and first look at the situation. The battle against monsters that took place in Bodhgaya turned into a long and suffocating marathon due to various obstacles.
——Looking at this posture, the Indians are really ready to take the posture of sit-in demonstrations and praying for independence from Britain, and wait infinitely patiently for the space monster Godzilla to slowly starve to death... What if this monster is covered in treasures? If Godzilla, the nuclear-powered space monster, is unfortunate enough to endure hunger and live as long as a tortoise, he may even replace the Mahabodhi Temple, which has been reduced to a ruin, and become the most famous local tourist attraction...
Of course, the global netizens and audiences who were holding their breaths and eyes shining, looking forward to a wonderful battle, were even more disappointed: I even took off my pants, and you just let me watch this? Bad review! Be sure to leave a negative review - so, in order to vent the anger of netizens around the world, for a long time, the recognized international cartoon image of Indians changed from the already slow white elephant to an even more slow tree. Lazy...
What follows is a long and endless wait... an endless wait, a wait that seems to have no end in sight.
Because the waiting time was so long, the fickle media and audiences became impatient, and the alien monsters were pushed out of the news headlines. Next, the "Indian Flu" that once swept all continents around the world and frightened people of all skin colors has basically come to an end. At least people in major cities have taken off their masks one after another, and there are also cases in classrooms and office buildings. The pungent smell of acetic acid no longer lingers.
As a result, the word India, which had an absurdly high frequency of exposure in global media, quickly faded out of everyone's sight.
Fortunately, as the saying goes, there is no such thing as a feast that lasts forever. On the other hand, there are probably no monsters in this world that are endless.
In short, the battle against monsters that took place in Bodh Gaya did not last forever as the most pessimistic scenario had it.
After struggling for nearly three months, the space monster Godzilla in Bodh Gaya is finally dead - because the Indian military finally ordered full martial law before that, dispersed reporters from various countries, and blocked the scene. , so this space monster actually starved to death? Exploded to death? Drowned to death by the Ganges River? Or are you annoyed to death by all kinds of people watching around you all day long? Or maybe he committed suicide out of grief and anger due to the humiliation? It's completely unknown. The only thing that can be confirmed is that before the Indian military announced that the monster was killed, the thing had already completely sunk into the ground due to its own weight... In other words, the final stage of this alien monster Godzilla's siege and annihilation operation has actually already It became a game of whack-a-mole.
By the way, after the Indian military declared victory in the battle, many priests and monks made nonsense on local Indian TV programs, insisting that this cosmic monster "sent by the devil" was boundless and released by them. Such a curse to death due to divine power...
Of course, some things are confidential to ordinary people outside, but as an insider in a certain area, Wang Qiu can still get some inside information through the intelligence system... and then he is shocked by the truth of the matter. It’s charred on the outside and tender on the inside, so shocking that it’s so exciting:
In a sense, this unlucky alien monster Godzilla was really cursed to death by Indians using sutra chanting!
——After the golden monster Godzilla fell underground due to his own weight, the Indian military pulled up a barbed wire fence, surrounded the scene, and then heavily guarded and monitored it closely. However, even if Godzilla was trapped underground and unable to move, he was still dishonest. He would struggle or roar a few times from time to time, causing the ground to shake and the entire army to feel dizzy and tinnitus. The Indians did not dare to add insult to injury, so they directly threw high-explosive bombs or incendiary bombs into the pits, blowing up the monster that was suspected of being a mobile nuclear reactor into popcorn... Finally, a certain frontline commander who was born as a Sikh He slapped his head and decided to fight fire with fire and noise with noise. He set up loudspeakers around the pit created by the monster and repeatedly played various heavy metal hell rock, American hip-hop, Buddhist scriptures, and Hindu mantras, plus the most hypnotic and long-winded Government work report.
After a month of scrolling like this, the movement of the space monster Godzilla became weaker and weaker, and finally died - it is true that mental patients have broad minds, mentally retarded children have much joy, and the magical land nourished by the Ganges gave birth to magical people. , and there are even more magical battles...
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In any case, although the Indians lost a lot of face in the international image because of the ridiculous fight in the Bodhgaya monster battle, they still gained from the corpse of the Godzilla monster covered with treasures. It has brought a lot of benefits, it can be said that "Godzilla fell, and the elephant was full."
——According to information revealed in the future, the precious metals they obtained from the corpses of Godzilla monsters alone amounted to 4,000 tons of gold, 2,000 tons of platinum, plus nearly 1,000 tons of rhodium, ruthenium, and palladium, which are more precious than platinum. , iridium, osmium and other rare heavy metals, as well as an astonishing number of high-quality diamonds and gemstones. The largest diamond is said to weigh more than 100,000 carats, and is in excellent condition... It can be said to be priceless and contains no water!
Especially the last news made the international diamond giant De Beers feel like it was a bereavement and had trouble sleeping and eating. As the only trust in the global diamond industry, De Beers has firmly controlled the world since hundreds of years ago. With more than 70% of the world diamond market share, it controls the supply and sales of the international diamond market, and is even known as the "Delbes Diamond Dynasty". It is difficult for most people to bypass them in buying and selling diamonds, because without the appraisal certificate produced by Delbes, the diamond cannot be regarded as a diamond: at that time, the Soviets guarded the world's largest diamond pit, but it was completely unsaleable in the international market. , there is no way to make much money with it, because of the strong resistance of Delbes, which deceived global customers and refused to recognize Soviet diamonds as diamonds, and with the special background of the Cold War era, it actually allowed Delbes to give them to It worked.
This time I heard that the Indians had obtained tons of high-quality diamonds. Delbes was also extremely anxious. After trying to forcefully buy these diamonds from the Indian government at a low price and failing (there were too many diamonds, the market price was basically No one can afford it), the frustrated Delbes Company began to spread rumors everywhere, saying that only diamonds on the earth are diamonds, and wanted to set off a wave of boycott of "space diamonds" in the global market
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However, today is no longer the era of the Cold War, and India is not the Soviet Union. Delbes has no power in the global market, and "Gem from the Stars" itself is an excellent romantic gimmick, regardless of those who have received money " Even though the "brick masters" kept talking, people's enthusiasm for these shiny little things did not stop. Besides, India is a big country no matter what, and one of the most populous countries in the world. The diamond dynasty of De Beers Company may seem scary, but in the face of the power of a big country, it is just a scary paper tiger.
As a result, the Indian government finally broke through the blockade of Dalbes and successfully sold a large number of diamonds.
Then, in addition to the direct income from these precious metals and gems, the research value of the space metal monster Godzilla itself has also attracted countries around the world, and they have paid huge profits to obtain the cooperation of Indians.
——As the first extraterrestrial life captured by humans, it is also a metallic life form that is completely different from the earth's carbon-based biosphere. The research value of Godzilla's corpse is really precious and immeasurable. If it fell into the hands of an ordinary weak or small country, the five permanent members of the United Nations might not care about the situation and just take it by force. However, with a size like India's "quasi-Five Permanent" status, it is not so easy to handle and cannot be treated as a weak chicken. Coupled with the mutual restraint between countries, everyone could only keep a smile on their face, discuss with the Indians in a low voice, and made many concessions in politics, trade, etc., in exchange for analysis and research data on this monster. There are also some tissue samples...
Next, although the precious metals and gems of the monster itself can be sold for up to seven or eight trillion US dollars in the international market based on market prices. However, the Indians, who are known as "one hundred million humans and one billion animals", are not very good at imitating the Soviet Union and Russia in big industry, but if they imitate their British masters in speculating on financial futures, there are still many clever players... After all the hype... Next, a total of 20 trillion US dollars were brought in, which made the current Indian Prime Minister of Sikh origin feel so happy that he was I couldn't find Bei, and I thought that if I had money, I should be willful, so I announced that I would regain the martial arts of my ancestors, claiming that "we Indians also want to play Dajian" and planned to build another aircraft carrier battle group to show off our power. Unfortunately, with India's The poor and weak industry really couldn't produce such high-tech gadgets, so they had no choice but to continue outsourcing and place large arms orders with the European Union and Russia.
In addition to showing off one's power or resorting to militarism, various large-scale national projects that burn money are also quickly launched. For example, the construction of 100 million toilets across the country, which was once stranded due to a broken capital chain, and the construction of 30 kilometers of roads every day, make the Ganges River clear again. "Clean Ganges Operation" attracts international attention The enterprise's "Made in India" and the "Digital India" that connects every village in India... were all launched again by the ambitious Indian Prime Minister in an attempt to build India, a developing country, into a top country in the world - anyway, now There is money to burn, but if you don’t use it, it will be wasted.
On the other hand, the local authorities in Bihar also benefited a lot from this. In addition to part of the precious metals and gems they received according to the agreement, they also built a god using the titanium alloy skull left after the space monster Godzilla "fleshed" it. Temple, a life-size monster statue was poured with cement at the site of the incident, and a memorial hall was quickly built to attract tourists from around the world, develop tourism and increase income
At this point, the whole thing seems to be over, and everything seems to be going well. Although countries all over the world are jealous of the "good luck" of Indians, those who have strength want face, and those who are shameless have no strength, so they can only remain silent. The ground was drooling, and there was no obvious overreaction. However, not long after, India, a place that had basically no sense of existence to the Chinese, once again frightened the whole world...< br>
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It was a day with high winds and dark skies. Due to the violent typhoon, which seriously interfered with communications, Wang Qiu’s base on the Xisha Islands fell into isolation for a short time, with only intermittent radio contact with the mainland. , so I was unable to learn some news in the first time.
A full week later, as the typhoon and heavy rain gradually dissipated, the damaged equipment was repaired one after another, and the Internet signal in the Paracel Islands was restored again... However, when Wang Qiu sat at the computer desk again, just When he opened the news page, he was very surprised to see that just a few days later, the magical land of India once again topped the list of major news websites, which made him take a breath. "...A serious nuclear leak occurred in Calcutta? More than 200,000 residents were affected? Is the culprit still the alien monster? This, how should one evaluate this?...It has reached this point, and everyone has been killed. Gila was cut into pieces, but the Indians can still take it off?”