Chapter 11, Watergate Incident in Another World (Part 2)
In the plot of "Fantasy Self-Defense Forces", from the perspective of a bystander, the most strange thing is the nonsensical suicidal attack at the beginning - the fantasy world is still in the cold The empire in the age of weapons actually rashly dispatched tens of thousands of troops to cross the gates of the gods and kill them without any prior reconnaissance or testing. Entering Ginza in Tokyo, Japan... In addition to killing some Tokyo citizens in the early stage and grabbing some not-so-valuable things, he was immediately massacred over and over again by the modern firepower of the Japanese Self-Defense Forces, and then even more by the Self-Defense Forces. It was pushed back to the mainland of the empire on the other side of the "door", almost causing a catastrophic disaster that led to the destruction of the country and the nation.
If behind the "door" are not the new and new Japanese otakus who have been educated to a high degree of cuteness by the American emperor Taka-chan, but the militaristic, bloodthirsty and cruel Yamato warriors of the old Japanese Empire a century ago, it is estimated that the entire Far The continent of Matt is about to become a colony...
All in all, the Imperial Expeditionary Force's reckless and reckless attack on Japan was a self-inflicted disaster. From a military point of view, such reckless actions by the imperial commander are also very incredible. On earth, no matter which country is there, before sending out troops for an expedition, they must do a good job of reconnaissance. At least they must understand who they are going to fight, or whether there is anything worth plundering on the opposite side. It is absolutely impossible to do so in an enemy situation. Without knowing anything about it, they rashly sent tens of thousands of troops to join an expedition in a strange and distant country.
Even the most ruthless pirates and horse thieves will only organize their troops to rob the target after finding out the details of their intended target.
Even the military leaders of primitive tribes on earth understand such simple truths. Why are the generals of the empire so stupid?
Now, through the information collected before the gate of the Holy Mountain of Arnus opened, and the observation of the "opening scene", Miss Dia, the bunny girl from another world, finally understood part of the truth behind the scenes: It turns out that this is not the case. The alien soldiers in the Cold Weapon Age were too stupid and reckless. The real problem was that the empire's magicians and scholars had a wrong understanding of the "door". These people don't know that every time the "Gate of the Gods" on the Holy Mountain of Arnus opens automatically, it will connect to a different world. Instead, they mistakenly believed that the Gate of the Gods on Arnus Hill should lead to a fixed different world relatively stably, or, at least in a short period of time, the destination behind the door should be fixed.
Then, when the "door" on the top of Arnus was last opened many years ago, it happened to lead to a different world with great wealth and weak force. Well, it can be named Different World A here. At that time, the empire once sent troops to the other world A to plunder, and gained a lot. Before this official invasion, the empire's generals also ordered the magicians to briefly open the "Gate of the Gods" through "illegal operations" - this was the limit of what the empire's magicians could do. , and then sent a small number of elite scout troops there, and finally confirmed that the world opposite the "door" was still the familiar world A that the imperial army had visited, rich in wealth but weak in military power.
Therefore, in order to prevent the other party from immediately fleeing with their wealth after seeing the "door" appear (the rich weakling in the opposite world A has been robbed by the empire once before, I am afraid he has experience in dealing with it), or Adopting a scorched-earth policy to increase the difficulty of their own plunder, the senior generals of the expeditionary force decided to deploy all their troops at the beginning of the attack, striving to strike first and not leaving any time for the target of the plunder to react. Since there was no danger of this decision being leaked to the other side of the "door", the commander of the Imperial Expeditionary Force did not keep it secret. Instead, he sent someone to inform the entire army from the beginning, and it was read out publicly... so even if it was far away The time traveler bunny girl Daiya, who was peeking outside, knew it all.
Unfortunately, according to the plot of "Fantasy Self-Defense Forces", not long after, when the "Gate of the Gods" on the top of Arnus Mountain was officially opened, the world behind the door accidentally turned into another world B. That is Ginza, Tokyo, Japan at the beginning of the 21st century. But in the minds of the commanders of the Imperial Expeditionary Force, the door behind the door should still be the same world they were already familiar with during the last reconnaissance operation, a different world A with weak military force and rich wealth... By the time the general discovered something was wrong, most of the army They had already been killed, and it was too late to stop them—so they were tricked in a gorgeous way. However, encountering such an unfortunate incident, the commander of the Imperial Expeditionary Force probably felt helpless and aggrieved: he thought he was attacking the familiar alien world A, but in the blink of an eye it turned into a completely unfamiliar world. In the different world B, there was no room for adjustment or buffer time, and it was crushed into slag by the opposite reverse thrust crane...Who should be blamed for such a result? Everything is a trick of fate!
Of course, at this moment, the 100,000-strong Imperial Expeditionary Force still know nothing about the upcoming mutation, and all of them look smug and confident. As a member of the empire's hostile camp, the headhunting bunny girl Daiya had no intention of reminding them. What really bothers her right now is that when the Imperial Expeditionary Force is defeated and the Japanese Self-Defense Forces push back, how should they, the headhunting rabbits, deal with each other?
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A few hours later, the traveler bunny girl Daiya, who had completed her routine surveillance, jumped over the steep and steep rocky cliffs lightly and nimbly under the cover of the setting sun, and came to a rather hidden cave - as we all know, rabbits Naturally good at digging holes. And near the Alnus Hills, which is desolate and remote with not much vegetation, digging a cave is obviously one of the most suitable ways to hide. Relying on the [storage ring] left by the veteran, Daiya and another companion also brought enough supplies with them, which can fully support the concealment for a long time.
All in all, it is not a problem to hold on until the "door" opens on Arnus Hill. The real question is: What next?
——The veterans of Infinite Space who made the original action plan never considered this issue at all, because they could not help themselves, and their only goal of lurking on Arnus Hill was to get as close as possible to the point where the main plot took place. In order to "wait for the next task of the main god system".
However, now that the main god system has collapsed, what can they do with the remaining newcomers staying near Arnus Hill? Could it be that after the Imperial Expeditionary Force was defeated and the Japanese Self-Defense Forces pushed back and established a base on the top of the mountain, they pretended to be the cutest and jumped up to say hello to these Heisei dead nerds: Hey! Are you the legendary Japanese? I will speak your words!
——Miss Daya, the time traveler with bunny ears, thought this with a bit of frustration, feeling like her bunny ears were about to droop down due to nausea.
"...Yo! Yaya! Are you back? Na na! Is the door over there about to open?"
Along with this energetic greeting, another girl with rabbit ears popped out of the hole... No, judging from her height, it seemed that she could only be regarded as a lolita with rabbit ears at best. She had slightly curly black neck-length short hair, a pair of big red eyes, and was wearing a pale pink short-sleeved gothic lolita style dress with a carrot-shaped pendant hanging around her neck. The pair of pink and white extra-large bunny ears on his head were hanging softly as usual. Coupled with the small tuft of round, fluffy rabbit tail behind it, it is really indescribably cute.
This is another newcomer who is trapped in the plot world of "Fantasy Self-Defense Forces" with Miss Daya, Miss Cai Rong.
Compared with Daya, who is always frowning, Cai Rong, the bunny-eared lolita, seems much more lively, but her various whims are really troublesome.
"...It looks like it will take a few days before the door opens...Wait, what are you dressing up like? Have you not given up on that ridiculous plan?"
Daya, the bunny-eared girl in military uniform, frowned and said, "...relying on his fluent Japanese, he is going to pretend to be Emperor Inaba from "Oriental Fantasyland" to fool the Japanese Self-Defense Force anime geeks coming across the 'door'? Is this No matter how you look at it, there are big problems, okay?”
"...Is there any problem? Why do I think it's a good fit? Look, don't I look like the evil little rabbit Inaba Emperor in "Touhou Fantasyland"? I've been playing professionally since I was in elementary school. Anime COSPLAY role-playing game! ”
Cai Rong, the rabbit-eared lolita, tilted her head cutely and took out a lot of talismans, magatama and strange gadgets from her pocket, "...with the magic weapon left by the senior Onmyoji sister, and " I can play similar barrages in "Touhou Fantasyland" now! ”
"...Does this mean you are well prepared? Oh my God! Rongrong, how did your little head grow?"
Daya, the bunny-eared girl in military uniform, rolled her eyes and retorted, "...First of all, according to the plot content of "Fantasy Self-Defense Forces", it is correct that there must be an animation industry in Japanese society on the other side of the door. But is there an "Eastern Fantasy"? It's hard to say what the animation setting structure of "Touhou Fantasy Township" is - after all, they are two worlds! If the anime "Touhou Gensokyo" is not available in Japan on the other side of the door, your disguise will be like a chicken and a duck. Did you talk about it? ”
"...Uh...it seems possible! But it doesn't matter. Even if Japan in this world doesn't have "Touhou Gensokyo", the myth of 'Inaba no White Rabbit' should still exist, right? I'll just rely on Onmyojitsu Just pretend to be the Rabbit God and cheat him out of food and drink!" Cai Rong rolled her eyes and had a new idea.
"...'Inaba no White Rabbit'? Well, as long as it is Japan, no matter which plot world Japan is in, this myth should exist. But the problem is, you use this name to go to the Japanese Self-Defense Forces What? Does he want to call himself the Japanese White Rabbit God who lives in another world, and now wants to return to his homeland, and then go to the White Rabbit Shrine in Osaka to eat and enjoy worship?" Dia asked, a little dumbfounded.
"...Isn't it possible?" Cai Rong, the rabbit-eared lolita, opened her round eyes unconvinced, staring at the rabbit-eared girl Daiya in military uniform, "...Do you really plan to stay in this backward world where you don't have anything to want? In your last life, you ate half-cooked barbecue and vegetables, and slept on linen. The haystacks are covered with lice! There is no toilet paper for wiping your butts! There is no entertainment at all. I don’t want to live such a boring life forever! Of course I have to find a way! Run to the other side of the door and enjoy life! ”
"...I'm not saying there's something wrong with your idea. But it's really hard to succeed with your approach! Even if you claim to be the 'White Rabbit of Inaba', the Japanese on the other side of the 'door' will really admit it so happily , and invite you into the shrine to support me?”
Daya, the rabbit-eared girl in military uniform, spread her hands helplessly, "...even if the shrine over there does recognize your identity, those Japanese will definitely ask you, since you are the rabbit god of Japan, where is Amaterasu? ?Where is Susanoo? And the other eight million in Japanese mythology? Where is God? And where is Gao Tianyuan where the gods live? Have you thought about how to answer these questions now? Are you still planning to find some fox-clan beast-eared girls to pretend to be Inari God? The Inari god in charge of agriculture in Japan is a vixen)"
"...Uh...it seems to be a bit troublesome!" Cai Rong, the rabbit-eared lolita, scratched her head in distress, "...then, what do you think we should do?"
"...It's very simple. After the Imperial Expeditionary Force collapses and the Self-Defense Forces push back and occupy Arnus Hill, we will go over and directly reveal our true identity to the Self-Defense Forces - the messengers and headhunters of the "Rabbit God" The high priest of the Rabbit Clan, and a victim who was also invaded by the Empire. … Considering the attraction of our beautiful skin in the human society on earth, I believe that the Japanese Self-Defense Forces, who are eager to understand the world, will definitely treat us who can communicate and serve as the guide party as honored guests, and in the world over there Enjoying the status of a diplomat”
Daiya, the bunny-eared girl in military uniform, gently stroked her smooth cheek and said calmly, "... As for where we learned Japanese from... let's just say that he is a Japanese onmyoji who comes from the earth and has great powers. The one who taught you, yes, is the one who left so many Dharma to you. If the other party continues to ask more carefully, we can also select some of the items that have modern characteristics but are not used and hand them over from the gadgets left by the seniors, so that we can probably do it. It passed by.
According to the situation shown in the plot of "Fantasy Self-Defense Forces", in general, the Japanese government in that world is still very gentle and relatively disciplined. As long as we have a better attitude, it shouldn't be too difficult to get a long-term meal ticket there..."
"...But...if this happens, our fate will still be tied to the Headhunting Rabbit tribe!"
Cai Rong, the rabbit-eared lolita, frowned and said, "...You can't go to the earth to enjoy life by yourself, but leave the tribe here to bear the empire's revenge, right? Although the empire's cold weapon army can't deal with the Self-Defense Forces, as long as there is another crusade, now The half-dead Headhunting Rabbit clan is about to die!”
"...How could it end? Just let all the Headhunting Rabbits move to the Arnus Mountains and seek shelter from the Self-Defense Forces. When the 'door' closes in five years, the whole family will directly immigrate to the earth. Everything will be over. All the problems are solved!" Daiya replied
"...Ah? Is this possible?" Cai Rong, the rabbit-eared lolita, was dumbfounded. "...Will the world on the other side be willing to accept it?"
"...Of course it can be done! Cuteness is the truth, and cuteness is justice! Such a cute bunny-eared girl is holding up a sign asking for support, how could the compassionate and civilized people on earth not accept it? Nowadays, the headhunting rabbit has just suffered from the war. The total number of rabbits is more than 10,000, even including the old, weak, sick and disabled. With such a small number, even if they make a living by being cute like pandas, they can still make a living in the human society on earth. "< br>
"... Acting cute? With that bold bunny girl's lifestyle, she will probably be selling meat to nightclubs soon, right?" Cai Rong muttered.
"...So what? With the level of sexual openness of the Headhunting Rabbit clan, what does it matter if you sleep with a few more men?" Daiya, the bunny-eared girl in military uniform, raised her eyebrows disapprovingly, "...Do you think that at the moment, all the people in the mainland are sleeping with each other? Are there still too many headhunting rabbit girls working in brothels in the city’s red light districts? ”
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All in all, the debate between the two "little doe rabbits", Da Ya as a realist and Cai Rong as an idealist, still turned into a quarrel with each other, and neither could convince the other... In the end, we can only put aside the controversy for the time being and take one step at a time before talking.
In this way, a few more days passed, and finally the date for the opening of the "Gate of the Gods" calculated by the imperial magicians came.
The generals of the Imperial Expeditionary Force, who had been tired and idle in the past few days, finally cheered up and made great efforts to improve military discipline. They expelled vendors, wandering entertainers and prostitutes from the barracks, and at the same time made The soldiers were fully clothed and ready for battle.
However, what stunned everyone in the Imperial Expeditionary Force was that when the "door" on the top of the holy mountain Arnus suddenly opened, what appeared in front of them was not a rich and weak alien world. , but...the overwhelming turbid sea water! ! !
——The tens of thousands of elite pioneers of the Imperial Expeditionary Force who gathered behind the "Gate of the Gods" in a dense formation and were about to swarm forward were caught off guard and were completely swallowed up by the monstrous flood in an instant. Immediately afterwards, the rolling torrent roared down the Arnus hill. With lightning speed, it swept away all the tents, fences, carriages and horses along the way in the blink of an eye... while the surviving soldiers, merchants and slaves were While the flood was sinking and floating, ghosts were crying and wolves were howling, the angrily yelling of a traveler headhunting bunny girl was also heard from a mountaintop a few kilometers away:
"...Dear me! Did those idiot magicians from the empire open the door to the bottom of Tokyo Bay?"
——Well, what she doesn’t know is that the other end of the “Gate of the Gods” is not in Tokyo Bay, but under Victoria Bay in Hong Kong...
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PS: It is also said that the empire had captured a few ordinary civilians in modern Japan before. After torture, they learned that Japan was a peaceful country with no army (only the Self-Defense Forces). Due to translation and cultural differences, they rashly attacked. But this explanation is too far-fetched, and even if Japan is a peaceful country without an army, the US imperialist boss's army is stationed in Yokosuka. If the Japanese are really caught and tortured carefully, the empire should not be completely unaware. Modern Japanese generally believe that the military power of the US boss is unrivaled in the world and that there is no problem in fighting monsters and aliens.
It is also far-fetched to say that the empire believes that the earth has no magic and is therefore weak. According to the plot content, we know that the empire’s political system is not magic-first. The status of magicians is not as high as that of military nobles. Neither the emperor nor the crown prince knows magic, but I don’t think magicians are very powerful. Therefore, this theory is adopted, that is, the empire does not know that the "door" connects to a different world every time, and mistakenly thinks that it leads to a fixed world. And when he asked the magician to "open a hole illegally" for reconnaissance, he also went to the weakling alien world he visited last time. That's why he was so reckless.