Chapter 48, Tutu’s big move (Part 1)
This is a very poor nomadic settlement, or simply a shabby refugee camp.
From the bridge command post of the floating battleship Xiangrui, overlooking the settlement of the Headhunting Rabbit Clan through the wide portholes, Wang Qiu made this comment.
——During his travels in the past, it was not like he had never seen the settlements of nomadic people. For example, in the Northern Song Dynasty, he visited the Khitan military fortress Kedun City on the grassland, chatting and laughing with the guard Yelu Dashi; in the late Ming Dynasty, he also observed the Mongolian Lin Dan through high-definition satellite aerial photos. Khan's court, and followed the caravan organized by the travelers to visit the black tribe villages on the African savanna.
However, like the headhunting rabbit colony at his feet, most of the tribe members are so poor that they can't even live in yurts or small mud houses, and they have to dig caves to live like wild beasts. This is indeed the first time Wang Qiu has witnessed... …
At first glance, the settlement of the Headhunting Rabbit Tribe is not as cute as the Rabbit Kingdom in fairy tales. Instead, it is as terrifying as a cannibal village. Outside the doors of the "impressive" tents where the headhunting ladies live, there are usually one or several spears erected, filled with various embalmed heads or skulls, including those of wild beasts. , there are humans, and even other Headhunting Bunny girls... And on the flagpole in front of the Headhunting Rabbit Queen's golden tent, there is simply a dried human skin (or rabbit skin) captured by the enemy Headhunting Rabbit tribe hanging as a flag.
Although it seems a bit cruel, as long as you recall that celebrities and gentlemen in European and American countries also have the tradition of decorating their living rooms with skull specimens of various animals, we can generally understand what the headhunting rabbits do. Thinking logically. What's more, experts like Wang Qiu, who are experts in time travel, have walked through mountains of corpses and seas of blood countless times. I have long turned a blind eye to this and have been content with it.
In fact, what concerned him even more was the staggering poverty of the Headhunting Rabbit tribe. Apart from the Queen's golden tent, there was no decent place in the entire settlement. Many headhunting civilian girls are so poor that they don't even have decent clothes. They can only wrap their heads in straw mats or rags and poke their heads out of the exits of their caves, wagging their long ears. , looking up curiously at the visiting fleet in mid-air. Despite this, their appearance is so beautiful, just like modern Hollywood female stars, it almost makes people shout "this is not scientific"!
Alas, no wonder the humans on the continent of Falmat, even though they know the bloodthirsty reputation of the headhunting bunny warrior, still come to kidnap the bunny girl as a slave again and again. Even Wang Qiu himself couldn't help but want to take out carrots and gold coins, abduct a few bunny girls and go back to have fun.
While Wang Qiu was thinking this, he put on the [Superman Suit] again, then opened a sealed door on the side of the ship, jumped directly down, and swooped down from the Xiangrui, which was hundreds of meters above the ground, and finally Hovering steadily in the center of the headhunting rabbit tribe's settlement - in ancient societies with backward concepts, if you need to show off your wealth when dealing with "civilized people", then you need to show strength when dealing with "barbarians".
Behind Wang Qiu, a group of carefully trained armed police officers also flew down with [Bamboo Dragonflies] stuck above their heads. At the same time, the three floating warships suspended in mid-air also played the loud "March of the Athletes" through their loudspeakers as an accompaniment to the appearance.
Sure enough, seeing the "Commander of the Aliens" looking so grand, some rabbit-eared girls on the ground couldn't help but crawl on the ground in fear, and most of the remaining rabbit-eared girls also respectfully bowed to the king. Qiu and others bowed. Only a small group of the highest-ranking headhunting female nobles in front of the queen's golden tent still managed to remain standing, smiling to welcome the distinguished guests from afar.
First of all, there were naturally the two time-travel bunny-eared girls, Cai Rong and Daiya, who came one step ahead to stand in front of them. Then came Her Majesty Tiure, the beautiful rabbit queen with luxurious silver hair and graceful figure, and a group of people wearing various fur robes and armors. Headhunting Rabbit Dames - Unlike those human ladies who only show off gorgeous dresses and expensive jewelry at balls, these Headhunting Rabbit ladies are the toughest muscular women and violent individuals. Finally, Comrade Ivan, the rabbit boy, was helped out by two headhunting rabbit palace ladies. He could not even stand firmly and was trembling in the snow and cold wind...
Looking at Ivan's pale face, which was obviously due to severe kidney failure, and his thin figure that seemed to collapse in the wind, Wang Qiu thought that this guy shouldered such an arduous task and had to rely on one person and one whip to continue a race. I couldn't help but stand in awe, with a kind smile, and stepped forward to salute the "breeding rabbit": "...Comrade Ifan, you have worked hard these days! We are here to take you home!"
In this regard, Comrade Ivan, who was on the verge of running out of oil, felt happy at first when he heard this, but then he seemed to remember something, but was shocked again. He quickly turned to look at Queen Tiurei and found that she seemed confused. With such a look, I remembered that Queen Tiurei could not speak Chinese, so Ivan finally relaxed, struggled to raise his arm and saluted Wang Qiu: "...You're welcome, serve the people!"
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In general, it can be said that the subsequent talks between the two parties were conducted smoothly in a harmonious and friendly atmosphere.
In order to close the relationship with these violent little rabbits, Wang Qiu specially brought boxes of fresh carrots, cabbage and alfalfa as gifts - these things are rare on the grassland in the snowy winter season, but they are so rare. It is the favorite of rabbits. Especially carrots, a crop that does not exist on the Falmat continent, captured the hearts of many rabbit-eared girls the moment they were chewed into the mouth...
——The bunny girl who can't even chew a carrot... I feel really pitiful.
If we talk purely about eloquence, Wang Qiu is naturally not as good as old foxes like Director Ma and Political Commissar Guo. However, after so many years of experience, he has made some progress. It is certainly difficult to speak eloquently and confuse right and wrong. At least put aside It can still be done based on facts and truth.
More importantly, he has the support of a powerful fleet in the sky, as well as the support of two time-traveling headhunting rabbits, the "God Envoy Priest", and the only rabbit boy on the prairie, Comrade Ivan... Faced with such "carrot plus" "Big stick" and heavy pressure from internal and external attacks, it is obviously difficult for the ignorant headhunting bunny girls to resist. Especially when Wang Qiu promised them that as long as they arrived at Arnus Hill, they would be given new clothes, new shoes, bedding and blankets. In addition, they would also have a magnificent house to live in, and there would be unlimited carrots, cabbage, mutton and meat every day. After the beer is served (the bunny girl They are actually omnivorous creatures similar to humans, but they prefer vegetarian food. However, after being driven to the grasslands and becoming nomads for so long, they have already become accustomed to eating meat). The entire settlement was filled with cheers. For Wang Qiu People flocked to the "new home" they described.
In the end, the Headhunting Rabbit tribe voted and agreed to move the entire tribe to the Arnus Hills and accept the protection of "outsiders". However, to be on the safe side, Queen Tiurei said that she would first take some of the bunny-eared girls to Arnus Hill to check out the situation there and confirm whether it could support the daily life of tens of thousands of bunny-eared girls. And Wang Qiu also agreed very generously.
Next, it is time for several time travelers to talk privately. "...Brother Ivan, you are really powerful here. You have fully demonstrated the majesty of Chinese men! I heard that thousands of bunny girls have slept with you, and there are more than two hundred quilts. Are you so pregnant that you are so pregnant? I believe your parents will be very happy when they know that your family will soon have so many grandchildren and the descendants of the family will be so prosperous..." br>