Chapter 80: I really found a group of fake elves
Of course, there are elves who know how to use magic in Arnus Hill, but unfortunately there is only one, the blond high elf Dujia who was first saved from the mouth of the Flame Dragon. Although she doesn't look very well dressed, in fact, she is as noble as a princess in her elf village, so she masters a small amount of low-level elf magic, such as fireballs and lightning strikes... The problem is, there are only For such an elf magician, I always feel a bit suspenseful. And if Du Jia wants to teach magic to other elves, according to her, it won't take more than thirty to fifty years to learn.
In this way, facing the current situation where formal channels were unable to do anything, Wang Qiu naturally thought of crooked ways.
"...There is no other way. Fortunately, I still have this gadget in my hand that can be used for cheating..."
He sighed, turned around and took out a thick hard-cover book from his bag, and then, without shying away from the Asian god Lolita Mercurius, he picked up a pen and wrote on it, "... …First add a line specifically to connect human beings [Human Transformation Technique] to transform into elves... Well, I have to use [Plastic Surgery] on the real elves... Their shabby appearance like North African refugees is really too ugly..."< br>
——The [Magic Encyclopedia Dictionary] that Wang Qiu took out of his bag at this time is the most powerful magic weapon he has in the different world now, and one of Doraemon's most foul and super powerful props. It can almost Comparable to "If a Phone Booth".
At first glance, it looks like a completely blank hard-cover book. The pages inside are all white and nothing is written on it. However, as long as you write down your favorite magic spell on any page of the dictionary, and indicate the spell effect - as long as you don't write it too exaggeratedly, so that it exceeds the ability limit of the prop, such as delusional desire to destroy the world, etc. , or written so vaguely that it is incomprehensible - then, when you recite the mantra, it will become true. If the incantation is reversed, the things that have been "magically" interfered with will return to their original state.
Finally, the writing on the [Magic Encyclopedia Dictionary] cannot be erased. Only by tearing out the page on which the spell is written can the spell be revoked.
All in all, this is a genuine magic book that can be written by you! It can definitely be called the best treasure for teenagers in the second grade of middle school!
More importantly, the spells in the [Magic Encyclopedia Dictionary] are not only effective for the user, but can change the vast world thousands of kilometers in radius - as long as any spell is written in the dictionary, even hundreds of kilometers When someone outside the world reads it, it can also produce magical effects!
In medieval Europe during the Black Death era, Wang Qiu and Doraemon relied on the "healing skills" written in the "Magic Encyclopedia Dictionary" to save lives and heal the wounded. They also opened a "Hogwarts School of Divinity" to Teach more healers to save European Christians who are threatened by disease.
In the fantasy world of Falmat, the hospitals, sanatoriums, and beauty salons in Arnus City also rely on the "Complete Healing Technique" and "Plastic Surgery Technique" written in the "Magic Encyclopedia Dictionary" - —As time goes by, the two characters originally brought from Doraemon’s plane The black technology medical props of the twelfth century are almost exhausted, and now they have to use magic to supplement them... In fact, tell the elves that the "magic spells" written in this [Magic Encyclopedia Dictionary] rely on the [Magic Encyclopedia Dictionary] Encyclopedia Dictionary] to cast spells and perform, it is also feasible. But the problem is that Wang Qiu and the relevant departments still cannot trust these pointy-eared guys with complicated backgrounds and dare not leak their strategic weapons.
Therefore, Wang Qiu plans to add another [Human Transformation Technique] to the [Magic Encyclopedia Dictionary] and find some humans who are good at bows and arrows (human refugees from other worlds who have taken refuge and archery athletes collected by relevant departments) and indigenous magicians. Pretending to be an elf, fooling those ignorant earth tourists.
——As the saying goes, life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills. Since there is already a precedent of "Doraemon's Cloud Country + Alien Winged Human Race Prostitute = Paradise", then, the formula "Doraemon's Encyclopedia of Magic Dictionary + Human Transformation + Tree House = Elf Village" , can also be established.
But in this case, wouldn't it really be equivalent to "finding a group of fake elves"?
Alas, there is nothing we can do, the tourists are the biggest! I am not the violent version of Long Aotian who shouts "My fate is up to me" all day long and kills anyone who encounters any trouble. How can I mess around and bully customers in some stores? If you want to help your mother build a tourism city in the Arnus Hills, you can only focus on the needs of tourists - I didn't see the national treasure panda, whose bite force is obviously second only to the polar bear and on par with the brown bear; running Its speed can exceed Liu Xiang's maximum speed on the plains in the mountains at an altitude of two thousand meters; it can climb trees more than twenty meters; it can play with three or four wolves as cushions; but such a ferocious creature is still forced to You have to make a living by being cute! Isn’t it also to cater to the needs of the audience?
Since tourists who pay money only want to see cute pandas and not ferocious pandas, then the pandas can only restrain their ferocity and act cute.
In the same way, in order to allow tourists to see elves that are more in line with their imagination, Wang Qiu had no choice but to go out of his way and create a group of fake elves.
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So, a few hours later, with the Asian god Loli Mercurial looking on, Wang Qiu once again summoned all the elves at the entrance of the village. At the same time, he also dragged along Du Jia, the only blonde female elf who knew how to use magic. The blue-haired girl human magician Lelei, and her sister, the young female magician Albezio with big breasts - after the end of the imperial civil war and the death of Emperor Soshar, many people who were originally driven out of knowledge by the war The magicians of Rendel City, the capital, returned to the city one after another. Then, these magicians who were lucky enough to survive were shocked to find that their research institute in Rendel City had become an empty house, and all their precious books and research instruments had been moved away by outsiders... most of them Facing the army of aliens, they can only swallow their anger and dare not speak out, but there are also people who are unwilling to give in, such as Lelai's sister My sister Albezio jumped out angrily on the spot and wanted to argue with the aliens, but then saw her sister Lelei next to the aliens. Next, because of her ability to decipher a variety of ancient texts and secret languages, He was brought back to Arnus City with half inducement and half coercion by the relevant departments, and he was used as a temporary worker under the title of consultant.
Of course, the relevant departments did not treat Albegio badly. All indigenous magicians who took refuge with the Chinese were paid according to their seniority, ranging from university lecturers to professors. They were free to choose to receive RMB, gold coins or silk in kind... Given the pathetic productivity level of Falmat Continent, this was already a very considerable income, so Albegio, who had always been obsessed with money, quickly followed his orders happily.
Now, due to the situation, Wang Qiu is going to add some more tasks to them, and of course he will also increase their salary.
"...Ahem, in short, in order to cater to the needs of the audience, you elves pretend that you live in a tree house, while these two magicians pretend that you are elves... Just think of it as acting, and do it every day There are corresponding rewards, so there is no need to worry about livelihood..."
Pointing to the two indigenous magicians beside him who could only make small fireballs and small waterballs at most, Wang Qiu announced to the elf refugees who came to seek refuge, "...and your looks don't meet the aesthetic standards either." , so I arranged for someone to perform plastic surgery magic on you later..."
——Many indigenous elves with shabby appearance and crooked melons and cracked dates looked at each other...
"...Well...Sir, do you mean that you want us to change our appearance immediately? This, this is too difficult!"
A slovenly-looking elf scratched his hair reluctantly and shouted with a sad face, "...No matter what, this appearance was given by our parents, how can we change it at will? We are not wanted fugitives. Need to change the disguise to avoid pursuit..."
"...Shut up! This matter is not negotiable! In the past few days, you have been eating and using me, and I haven't settled the accounts with you for this expense! Now it's just a plastic surgery, and it will make you look better. Beautiful, you still want to push back and forth! Where is your conscience? ”
Wang Qiu's eyes widened and he reprimanded unceremoniously, "...Don't want to obey orders and don't want to have plastic surgery? Of course you can, but we won't serve you here! We have no obligation to raise a group of pampered trash who won't obey orders! Where did you come from? Come on, let’s go back there! Let’s have a good time!”
"...Ah, no, no, no! My lord, forgive me! It's because we don't know how to praise! We will do whatever you tell us! Don't drive us away!"
The elves who had had some frivolous thoughts before were immediately frightened by Wang Qiu's intimidation. They were originally refugees with nothing. Their former homes had long been destroyed in the war, and their tribesmen were also on the road to exile. Most of them were homeless, starved to death, beaten to death, and died of illness. The elves who were able to escape to the Arnus Hills alive and accept the protection of outsiders were considered to be the lucky ones. Now that I have finally had a few good meals and a sheltered place to stay, how could I be willing to go out and suffer without food or clothing just for the sake of a moment of excitement?
Alas, as long as you are willing to take care of food and housing, if the master from another world wants to act, he can act, and if he wants to have plastic surgery, he can have plastic surgery! No matter what, it is better than dying outside - now they are no longer the noble and proud children of the forest, but just a group of serfs whose edges have been smoothed by life, and they just want to survive.
Seeing that these elves were reasonably sensible and obedient, Wang Qiu couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
However, he had just cleared his throat and was about to continue giving some instructions when he saw the elves in front of him suddenly showing expressions of surprise and fear, and the two magician sisters standing behind him also Horrified shouts broke out:
"...Dragon! A fire-breathing dragon is coming! It's two little dragons! Everyone, run away!!!"
The next moment, as Wang Qiu turned around in shock, he saw two young dragons, one red and one black, roughly similar in size to rhinos, but with an unusually ferocious appearance, roaring and swooping down from the southern skyline! The shape of the scales covering their bodies and the aura they emitted when roaring reminded Wang Qiu of the ferocious figure of the flame dragon he had seen when he first came to the other world!
Before Wang Qiu could react, the red baby dragon opened its mouth and sprayed a blazing fireball toward the ground. It exploded when it landed on the ground, causing hundreds of elven refugees to scatter. The two female magicians who were the first to notice the strange situation had already bent down and ran away with their heads in their hands. Even Wang Qiu was affected by the air wave of the explosion. His whole body seemed to have received a heavy hammer and he fell backward on the spot.
At the same time, the sub-god Loli Mercurial, who was holding a giant axe-gun, was still able to calm down and remained calm despite the waves of dragon's breath bombardment.
But the problem is, next, a familiar female voice came from the sky, but Loli's expression suddenly changed!
"...Huhu! Dear sister Loli! I finally found you! Obediently let me knock you down and tie you back to marry the master!!!"
"...Damn Giselle! Why are you still pestering me?! Who wants to be a wife for that kind of weird woman!"
Loli Mercurial, who was wearing a black Gothic Lolita dress, raised her giant axe-gun angrily, pointed at the figure in a white Gothic Lolita dress in mid-air and cursed, completely ignoring the many humans and elves around who were talking to each other. Whispering, the eyes are becoming more and more weird...
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