Chapter 92, Zootopia (Part 2)
Among the last batch of rescued newcomers to reincarnation in infinite space, the rabbit boy Ivan was originally the luckiest one - when Daiya and Cai Rong, two time-traveling bunny-eared girls, risked their lives for the glimmer of hope to return to the modern world. Traveling long distances over mountains and ridges, experiencing all kinds of hardships and dangers, Even when he had to fight the Flame Dragon, the rabbit boy Ivan, who was also a time traveler, was forced to stay in the tribe because he was the only adult male of the tribe left after the war. The "public breeding rabbit" is responsible for breeding the entire tribe.
So, while Daiya and Cai Rong were going on an arduous adventure, Ivan was lying comfortably in the luxurious tent, under the attentive service of the beautiful bunny girls, bending his back and legs, and fucking hard every day. Fuck, enjoy all the blessings - not only can you have sex with the noble and beautiful Headhunting Rabbit Queen Tiure got married and became the royal wife. At the Queen's initiative, she had close contact and exchanged body fluids with at least a thousand bunny girls in the tribe in order to maintain the continued reproduction of the headhunting rabbit clan. , and soon there were hundreds of descendants in the other world.
Even after connecting with Wang Qiu and his modern Chinese government rescue team, the rabbit boy Ivan's good luck remained undiminished - the rabbit girl Daiya forced her way in front of the time and space gate controlled by the main god system countless times, and every time They were all ejected because they did not have enough points, and in the end they all became a modern version of "waiting and waiting." But Ivan, the rabbit boy, succeeded by accident, and happened to break through the time and space gate when he had accumulated enough points for one person. Then, because he returned to the real world alone, he exhausted the accumulated reward points, so Dai Ya and Cai Rong, who were a step late, were unable to get out again. Finally, under the urging and coercion of the central government, they had to use After losing all her moral integrity, she managed to survive through the "pregnancy escape technique" and return to the earth.
However, with the passage of time, the good luck of the rabbit boy Ivan was gradually exhausted: after four years of marriage from enthusiasm to indifference to a marriage in name only, the Headhunting Rabbit Queen Tiure finally parted ways with him and took him with her. Followers return to the fantasy world to conquer the world.
——Although they have personally witnessed the power of the Chinese people and the prosperity of modern cities on earth, and have enjoyed all the comforts and conveniences of modern earth life, there are still a considerable number of wild and untamed female headhunting rabbit warriors who cannot stand the various conditions of modern earth society. Constrained by law and order, I miss the unfettered life in the grasslands and mountains. The ubiquitous rules and order in human cities make them feel as if they are suffocating when they are used to it.
Just like many Africans who are accustomed to living freely in the tropical rainforest, they still prefer to live in the countryside even though they have the opportunity to go to the city.
At the same time, Queen Tiurei was not willing to lose her power and became an ordinary housewife on Earth - as a true king and an ambitious warlord, even if the troops and subjects in her hands were not enough Even if she has to rely on others for the time being, Queen Tiurei, who has always been regarded as a superior, has never been willing to truly submit to anyone. At most, she can only accept short-term forbearance and nominal submission.
However, although the Chinese government can provide the bunny girls with a wealthy and leisurely life, it cannot satisfy Queen Tiurei's desire for power, let alone set aside a piece of land for Queen Tiurei to establish her own kingdom on earth. country - and this is obviously unacceptable to a king. After all, no king is willing to be reduced to mediocrity and cannot allow himself to be lost in the crowd - no amount of money can make up for this.
So, after leaving behind most of her fellow bunny girls who were tired of the hard fighting, herding, hunting, farming and migration, and were fascinated by the comfortable life of modern society on earth, Queen Tiurei brought a large amount of baggage donated by the relevant Chinese departments. Ordnance, and more than two thousand loyal followers headhunting female rabbit warriors, as well as more than a thousand bunny rabbits born in recent years, plus more than twenty male bunny cubs - two of them are the biological children of Queen Tiurei, from time and space. He set off from the Arnus hill where the gate was located, and embarked on a long journey to re-establish a state.
Before leaving, Queen Tiurei and Ivan officially divorced - if possible, she would actually prefer to take Ivan, the unique adult pure-blood male rabbit, away and continue to breed it for her tribe. , but this is obviously impossible, so we can only place our hope on the next generation.
In addition, there are more than a thousand headhunting bunny girls. Although they are reluctant to give up the comfort and enjoyment of modern earth society, they are also not adapted to the noisy urban life in Hong Kong. They finally compromised and chose to settle in the countryside near Arnus City, while Wang Meiling The mayor also complied with their requests.
Of course, even if Queen Tiurei leaves, Ivan will still be the only adult male in the Headhunting Rabbit Tribe, and he will not have to worry about having no marriage partner - there are far more bunny girls who choose to stay than those who choose to leave. Therefore, after Queen Tiurei left, the rabbit boy Ivan immediately became engaged to a beautiful pure-blood aristocratic bunny girl... But despite this, the shame and melancholy of being abandoned by the woman still made his self-esteem quite high. Injuried. And the pain of losing the love in his heart made this slightly cowardly man unable to help but drink to drown his sorrows.
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Then, after a few days of drinking, the rabbit boy Ivan couldn't help but want to wander around and meet the fellow prisoners who were trapped in another time and space in the past.
"...I should have thought of it earlier. Tiurei loves power far more than she loves me. A guy like me who has no future, who is neither a warrior who challenges the dragon nor a hero who defeats powerful enemies, how can he really How about winning her heart and letting her give up her authority as king?”
Standing on a viewing platform in the paradise, the rabbit boy Ivan said with a long sigh, with a look of confusion and depression on his face. As for the bunny-eared girl Daiya, she didn't know how to interface for a while - she was not the lively type who could speak well, so she had to accompany him with a dry smile.
At this moment, what was displayed in front of them was the children's area of the Fantasy Beast Ear Girl Paradise. Under the clear sky, as far as the eye can see, there is a sea of all kinds of cute creatures - fox-eared girls, cat-eared girls, rabbit-eared girls, dog-eared girls in various costumes, furry werewolves and bears. , the little loli and the young lady wearing animal ear headdresses jumping and cheering, as well as the employees wearing cartoon character puppet costumes, and the parents of the loli young lady.
Accompanied by the cheerful music from the radio loudspeaker, the children, who each received an animal ear headdress when they first bought tickets for the park, were laughing crazily and chatting with many real beast-eared girls and beasts in the park. Uncle Er and the living puppets were playing and screaming and having a great time.
Some of the children wearing cat ears, coaxed by some real cat-eared girls, tried to climb an extra-large cat climbing frame, but due to lack of flexibility, they fell down again and again. Fall on the nylon rope net and inflatable mat as a safety measure.
Several other particularly naughty children were curiously chasing the furry tails of the cat-eared girls and the dog-eared girls. Then he always succeeded in grabbing the little tail that was swaying by him, and was gently scratched by the angry cat-eared girl or dog-eared girl.
——The tail of the beast-eared girl is not something that can be touched casually. That area is the most sensitive spot on the beast-eared girl's body next to her ears. When you touch it, it is like waves of electric currents spread throughout your body, so you can only be recognized by it. For their friends, you can put your hands on their tails.
In a small market, a litter of tender pink kittens were going about their business, meowing, selling various souvenirs, such as small mouse dolls made of velvet, and genuine cat toys. An amulet made from the hair that fell from the ear girl's body.
At the photography booth a little further away, a cat-eared girl wearing an eyepatch and dressed as a pirate was waving a sharp scimitar, posing in various sinister looks, and taking photos with the children. But her tail was held in the hand of a pink and tender little loli, and she was rubbing it curiously. There is also a bold young lady who is trying to climb up on her shoulders and pinch her cat ears...
A group of little mermaids wearing flower garlands and pearl bikinis gathered in the clear fountain and sang beautiful songs softly. However, they were always interrupted by the cat-eared girls who couldn't help but stretch out their claws towards them. ——The natural enemy relationship between cats and fish is also reflected in the cat-eared girl and the mermaid. So the angry mermaids raised large plastic water spray guns from the pool, and sprayed colorful dyed water jets, causing the cat-eared girls beside the pool and the booing children to stagger around for a while. They all screamed strangely and ran away with their heads in their hands.
In the same way, the eternal cross-dimensional feud between cats and dogs is also between the cat-eared girls and the dog-eared girls in the park, in a cute pattern of playing, cuddling, kissing, biting, and scratching their tails. Expand. Let the human children laugh out loud, or join the two camps in this cute battle based on the animal ear hair accessories on their heads, throwing soft rubber balls at the opposite camp, or waving inflatable hammers at each other. Fighting."
In short, these little guys with their claws and teeth were running happily on the lawn, playing various games that seemed silly to adults, and enjoying themselves. Even the five daughters brought by the rabbit boy Ivan, well, the five cute little rabbit ladies, also joined in with joyful shouts, and made a fuss around a two-and-a-half-meter-tall werewolf like crazy - I can't help it, girl Always loved furry and cute things. I saw this snow-white werewolf smiling bitterly as he was pinned to the ground by a group of little lolita and being rubbed desperately. At the same time, he screamed with excitement and let out giggles.
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Seeing the laughter and laughter of these children, Ivan, who was originally feeling incomprehensible, couldn't help but be affected and felt much more relaxed.
So, after quietly overlooking the scene for a while and taking a video with his mobile phone, the rabbit boy Ivan turned around and casually asked Daiya about the remaining comrade, another time-travel version of the bunny-eared girl Cai Rong. Current situation... Then I saw Diya showing a surprised expression.
"...Cai Rong? Have you not watched TV news recently? She is a hot topic in Hong Kong these days!"
"...She's on TV? Well, I didn't pay much attention to this. I haven't watched the news or surfed the Internet much in the past few days."
Ivan, the rabbit boy, stretched out his hand to touch his nose with a little embarrassment, "...could it be that she also went to shoot some commercials?"
——Since the big arrival of the beast-eared girls in Hong Kong, hiring various types of beast-eared girls to shoot advertisements has become a fashion among major advertising companies in Hong Kong and a unique money-attracting tool in the world. For example, some have hired harpies to shoot birdcage commercials, some have used cat-eared girls to shoot cat food commercials, some have hired mermaids to shoot Japanese sushi commercials (laughs), and the Vatican also wants to use wingmen to play angels in the shooting. religious programs.
But the problem is that although the winged women from other worlds who immigrated to Hong Kong do look similar to angels, with long wavy golden hair and snow-white swan wings, almost all of them are prostitutes selling meat, which makes the Vatican's red The cardinals were quite distressed after learning the truth... Thanks to the approval of the pope, who is known for his open-mindedness, this angel-themed religious advertisement was finally filmed. However, it was quickly borrowed by Hong Kong's "Holy Angel Massage Club" as a promotional video and launched a church COSPLAY entertainment service project of "Nuns teach you how to ride an angel"...
In fact, even Ivan, the bunny boy, filmed a green food commercial just for fun. Unfortunately, the canned halal fruits used in the commercial soon revealed E. coli bacteria that exceeded the legal limit, and even he, the actor, was criticized. I was really exhausted...so I stopped filming after that.
In addition, there are also some beast-eared girls who have actually become actors. Unfortunately, the films they make are almost all in the "Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio" genre - there is no way, the local directors in Hong Kong are only at this level. But with Cai Rong's qualifications, it's okay to just play around and shoot commercials, but if she really wants to be an actor, I'm afraid she won't be able to do it.
"...It's not an advertisement! That guy Cai Rong is much more high-end and majestic... Look, she's here again today to canvass for votes!"
Ivan turned his head in shock and immediately saw a promotional vehicle decorated as a giant white rabbit, slowly approaching from a distance. Behind them were several specially modified minibuses, with a stage set up on the roof and stainless steel pillars erected. Several cat girls and wolf girls in black leather outfits were dancing on the pole in a pretentious manner on the roof of the bus. Accompanied by unrestrained rock music, he generously showed off his flexible body and round curves to passers-by.
Cai Rong, the girl with bunny ears, was wearing a small red suit and holding a microphone decorated in the shape of a carrot. She stood on the podium on the top of the Bunny promotional truck and used the break between pole dancing and rock music to loudly preach with a cute voice: " ...Dear citizens! In order for Hong Kong to move from international to interstellar, and for every race in the universe to live in harmony, please vote for me! ”
"...Well, you see, she is running for the Legislative Council this year!" Dia pointed at Cai Rong, who looked proud in the promotional car, and said to Ivan, who had a dull expression, "...because she is the only one The animal-eared girl is running for election, so she has been hyped by the media. I heard that the election is very popular..."
"...Sigh...Although it feels a bit sudden, it is normal when you think about it. After all, Hong Kong has turned into a 'Zootopia' in order to develop a characteristic tourism economy. According to the principle that economics determines politics, in the Legislative Council How can there be no orc representatives? Moreover, in our capacity, in order for someone in the Legislative Council to speak for us, we should strongly support and cheer for Cai Rong, the pathfinder..."
After a moment of silence, Ivan finally spoke, "...If this happens, China may really be called the rabbit country..."
"...Well...it seems that many, many years ago, we Chinese have begun to laugh at ourselves as rabbits, right?"
Daya curled her lips disapprovingly, "...Now you and I have really become rabbits, so naturally we have to try to take over the panda's spot..."
At the same time, in a private room of a luxury hotel in ****, a foreign friend waiting for the food was also watching the bunny girl Cai Rong through the large-screen high-definition LCD TV on the wall. A live broadcast of a campaign canvassing rally, while casually saying to the Chinese official next to him:
"...God, even bunny girls are going into politics...Is China preparing to change its international image from a panda country to a rabbit country?"
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PS: After careful calculation, I found that the ending is getting longer and longer, and it is only now that I have finished explaining the final ending of the three bunnymen. Then there are Director Ma, Wang Meiling, Queen Pinna, Queen Tiyolay, Ma Tong, Political Commissar Guo, etc., plus Wang Qiu, each of them will need tens of thousands of words to write a chapter, and According to the outline I drafted, one chapter is probably not enough for the endings of some important characters...
But after all, it has to start well and end well, and the next chapter will be written by Director Ma, "The Increasingly Fantasy Hong Kong", so stay tuned. I hope I can finish it this month! Well, there are still a few extra-terrestrial civilians in the ending. Readers who want to sign up should seize the last chance.