Chapter 117: Time travel to hell—when the time traveler has nothing to do (Part 1)
When Gretel, Hansel and Wang Qiu, wearing the "storybook shoes", walked out of the fictional scene of the illustrated novel "The Martian" and returned to the real world, for the first time Then I saw the beautiful body of former policewoman Miss Minami Rika wearing a white silk pajamas.
——Short purple-red hair as bright as fire, a tall and well-proportioned figure, and wheat-colored skin as smooth as satin. At this moment, she was sitting bent over on a small round stool, staring at the fishing rod in her hand with all her attention. Hips, as perfect as Archimedes’ spiral. And the pair of plump fruits on her chest unknowingly slipped out of the loose white silk nightgown, even the two bright cherries were exposed... In addition, the king was also exposed at the same time. What Qiu sees is the naughty tuft of hair in the mysterious area under her crotch...
Well, it seems that when everyone takes a bath together in the evening, I have to clean her up a little with a razor... Wang Qiu thought this while getting out of the book and greeted her, "...Hey, Sister Lixiang, today's results How? Did you catch anything? ”
"...Hey, I didn't catch anything! I don't know where the pond is connected to today. I can't see a few decent fish at all!"
Nan Lixiang turned her head to look at him, then threw down the fishing rod with wan interest, stood up and moved a little, and saw that the muscles in her back and legs were surging like a cheetah, full of amazing rhythmic beauty, "...originally I also want to catch some fresh fish and make a sashimi dish for lunch..."
——While Wang Qiu took Gretel and Hansel, the silver-haired twins, touring various book worlds wearing Doraemon's magical props [shoes that enter the storybook], Nan Lixiang was on the floor of the living room. , using another Doraemon magical prop [Indoor Fishing Pond] for entertainment: this thing looks like a mat from the outside, but its actual function is similar to a special type of [Random Door]. After being laid on the ground and activated, it can be randomly connected to any nearby water body, so that you can catch fish indoors, which is very suitable for otakus who love fishing...
But the problem is that the waters connected to the [Indoor Fishing Pond] are random and cannot be precisely controlled at all. You can only choose whether to switch. Even on Earth, they are often accidentally connected to puddles on the road, bathing pools in large bathhouses, boilers in factories, and other places where there are no fish at all. In the Falmat continent, let alone mention it: once, Nan Lixiang seemed to have connected the [indoor fishing pond] to a battlefield, and ended up catching a bloody floating corpse; another time Then it was connected to the distant sea and caught a mermaid who was scared to death; even once, the [Indoor Fishing Pond] was connected to the swimming pool in Arnus City and fished out an Australian female tourist wearing a one-piece swimsuit. ……
Therefore, in order to prevent further troubles, Wang Qiu had to force Nan Lixiang to narrow the selection of [Indoor Fishing Pond] so that it could only perform space jumps within the deserted Tellilia Plains. In this way, Finally, no more living or dead people will be caught.
However, there are really no decent large lakes or rivers to be found on the Tyrilia Plains, which is barren and dry and has a landscape similar to that of the western United States. There are only some small rivers, small lakes and small ponds. It is difficult to catch any big fish, which makes people addicted to it recently. Miss Nan Lixiang felt very unsatisfied while fishing. But in Wang Qiu's view, for them who don't have to worry about food and drink, catching fish is really a trivial matter. Ensuring safety and reducing trouble are the most important.
"...Actually, eating too much sashimi is not good for your health. It is easy to get parasitic diseases...and the earthy smell of most freshwater fish is too strong..."
While Wang Qiu bent down and took off the [Storybook Shoes] from his and the silver-haired twins' feet, he said to Nan Lixiang, "...If you really want to eat sashimi, you can eat it from upstairs. Buy it from a [chronological vending machine]! ”
"... There is no sense of accomplishment when you buy fish like that, right?" Nan Lixiang curled her lips and said, but she still closed the [Indoor Fishing Pond] and put away the fishing rods, baits and empty fish baskets. He got up and said, "...How about you try fishing in the book next time?"
"...Well, I recommend going to the virtual world of "The Old Man and the Sea", but you won't be able to get any fish there..."
"...It doesn't matter. Anyway, I fish just for fun, not for food..." Nan Lixiang shrugged indifferently.
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While the two were chatting, the fifth resident of this house, Marikawa Shizuka, who is famous for her big breasts and fat buttocks, also held a kitchen knife, with a cute expression on her face, and clicked He ran over, "...Rixiang Jiang, haven't you caught the fish yet? Huh? Why did you put the fishing rod away?"
Compared to Minami Rika, who was only wearing pajamas, Marikawa Shizuka was even more stunningly dressed at this time. Her long golden hair hung down to her waist, her fair skin was like jade, and she only wore a pair of narrow pants all over her body. The kitchen apron can't cover up her tall breasts, slender waist, and proud figure full of mature charm. Her slender white breasts and plump and round buttocks were fully exposed, and her plump and tall breasts were looming behind the thin apron, rippling as she moved... Before anyone arrived, the fragrant body fragrance came out. It hit his nose, making Wang Qiu swallow his saliva.
However, at the next moment, Wang Qiu's attention was attracted by the sharp kitchen knife in Marikawa Shizuka's hand.
"...Um...Sister Shizuka, are you planning to cook in person at noon and not eat microwave food?"
For some reason, Wang Qiu's voice trembled slightly, "...Did you come up with some new dishes?"
"...That's right! I originally thought up a new dish, sashimi ice cream! I'm going to make it at noon today for you to try!" Shizuka Marikawa tilted her head and replied, the pair of overly plump **** was still shaking under her apron, but then she pouted, "...but why didn't Li Xiangjiang catch even a single fish today? How can we get started?"
Fortunately, I didn't catch anything, otherwise today's lunch would have been bad again... After hearing this, Wang Qiu couldn't help but secretly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.
——In the "penal colony" of Talilia Plains, where there is nothing to do, every day is so boring. Therefore, Wang Qiu and his cohabitants, in addition to eating, sleeping and having sex every day, are also trying various pastimes to make life more interesting.
The former female school nurse, Miss Marikawa Shizuka, seems to have turned her interest to cooking recently after bidding farewell to adventures and having no patients to diagnose and treat. She especially likes to develop some imaginative new dishes and then serve them out to everyone like a treasure. taste.
However, what can we say about Marikawa Shizuka’s cooking level? Although he had absolutely no talent for cooking, he had taken a home economics class at school, so he wouldn't burn everything to char. At least it would be okay to let her fry a poached egg, make a rice ball, and make miso soup. Among the average modern Japanese professional women, they are probably below the average level.
But the problem is, if we develop new dishes with such half-baked cooking skills and Marikawa Shizuka's seriously off-line thinking and logic ability, then the final dishes will probably be at least seven or eight out of ten. They are all the latest dark dishes comparable to those of the Star-gazing Sect in the Kingdom of Fu.
Although as a citizen of a big-eating country, we should be brave enough to try and explore. However, after tasting a series of new dark dishes such as Tomato Fried Bread, Pickled Pepper Peach, Spicy Fried Rice, Soy Sauce Orange, Chocolate Steak and so on made by Marikawa Shizuka, Wang Qiu still had to say that instead of doing this day after day, Torturing your vision, stomach and taste buds day after day, you might as well eat instant noodles or cook by yourself...
"...Well, Sister Shizuka, since we didn't catch any fresh fish, let's wait until next time to talk about the new sashimi dish you came up with!"
He smiled dryly and took the kitchen knife from Marikawa Shizuka's hand, then turned around and picked up Gretel and Hansel, the petite silver-haired twins, and pushed them into Miss Marikawa Shizuka's arms, "...this I'll prepare lunch and let you have a taste of my new skills in the book world. You can take them to take a bath first! Gretel and Hansel have been exercising for so long today! They must have sweated a lot..."
"...Is this really true? Why do you feel like you are deliberately trying to push me away? Forget it, I will listen to you today!"
Marikawa Shizuka couldn't help but frowned, but she was relieved after a moment. She undressed the only white apron she wore without any shame, stuffed it into Wang Qiu's arms, then turned around and went straight to the silver-haired twins. Next, before Wang Qiu could put on this apron soaked with the fragrance of female body, the considerate Marikawa Shizuka had already stripped Gretel and Hansel naked in the living room, and then Ignoring the complaints of the two girls, they dragged one directly into the bathroom with one in each hand. Seeing this, Nan Lixiang, who had just packed up his fishing gear, threw away his pajamas and went to take a shower. Seeing the four beauties with their own charm disappearing behind the bathroom door happily, Wang Qiu shrugged his shoulders, then put on Marikawa Shizuka's apron, turned around and walked towards the kitchen with a kitchen knife, "...Well, okay , today’s lunch, I finally don’t have to endure the test of dark cuisine anymore, now it’s time to think about what dishes to cook – well, what other ingredients are available in the kitchen now?”