Chapter 811 Yun Zhongzi scolded Haotian! 【Ask for monthly ticket】
The sudden appearance of the baby made the smiles in the heaven freeze instantly.
Even Buddha from the East, who used the power of the future to change the world in Yanshan, held his breath and concentrated at this moment, trying to change the world back to its original state, but it didn't work at all.
Everyone had been fighting just now, and the entire Yanshan area was full of variables, but the arrival of Maitreya changed the number to a certain number, giving Lei Zhenzi a chance to be born.
At this time, Li Jing was still in the falling stage. He didn't even know that Lei Zhenzi was in his arms. He only felt that there was a soft little guy in his arms, so he hugged her tightly subconsciously.
A burst of soft light emitted from the baby. This light poured into Li Jing's body, gradually restoring his five senses. His talent for cultivating immortals was also repaired. His cultivation level jumped from earthly immortal to high-level heavenly immortal, crossing a great realm.
In the sky, Xuan Du waved his hand, and Tai Chi Tu took the initiative to appear, protecting Li Jing and flying to the clouds.
All the quasi-saints on our side were guarding the surroundings, making the other side glare with anger, but there was nothing they could do.
Yuyi Xian squeezed to Li Jing's side and said with a smile:
"Such a cute little baby, those dogs have to turn him into an ugly monster...Old Li, don't hold me tight, give me a hug too."
Li Jing holds her child in her arms and refuses to let go:
"You don't have children, so you don't know how to hold a baby."
The Winged Immortal refuses to follow:
"You can't be the only one to absorb this innate blessing, right? I am also a master after all."
The divine light shrouding Lei Zhenzi's body is innate blessing. In the original work, it was because Ji Chang absorbed these lights that he completed the destiny of the emperor. Then Yun Zhongzi took Lei Zhenzi away, and also took away a lot of innate blessings. Because of his luck, Yun Zhongzi became one of the few immortals who did not have his three flowers cut off, and he himself did not experience any disasters.
Now Li Jing is holding the little baby, thinking that he can rush to the Golden Wonderland, but in the end he still fails.
Xuandu said:
"Rising to a higher level is already your limit. If you continue to rise further, your foundation will be unstable, which will be a bad thing."
When Li Jing heard this, he reluctantly handed the little baby in his arms to Yuyi Xian.
Yuyi Xian carefully received it in his hand and held it slightly awkwardly:
"My dear disciple, is Master's embrace warm? This little baby is all pink, and the more you look at it, the more you like it."
Lei Zhenzi looked at all this curiously, looking around with his big bright eyes.
In order to make his apprentice happy, Yuyi Xian suddenly turned his handsome face into the head of a roc bird.
This sudden change frightened Lei Zhenzi into crying again.
Kong Xuan put away the golden body of the Buddha Mother, snatched the child away, and kicked the Wing Fairy:
"You're scaring the child, can't you be more serious?"
Old Zhao raised his palm and used his divine power to form a golden longevity lock in his palm. He put it on Lei Zhenzi's neck and said:
"Having a brother-in-law who doesn't care about you is really worrying."
Kong Xuan looked at Changshou Suo’s size and said to Lao Zhao:
"Be smaller, you are like a brick, don't hold the child down."
Yunxiao conjured up a small dress so that Lei Zhenzi would not be naked. Vairocana Buddha made a pair of small shoes from reed leaves and put them on Lei Zhenzi's feet.
Xuandu gave him a string of rosary beads engraved with Tai Chi diagrams and put them on the little guy's chubby wrist.
Seeing that Haotian and the others hadn't gone back yet, Old Zhao asked with a smile:
"What? Are you still waiting for us to take care of the food?"
Maitreya made his golden body become as big as ten thousand feet, and clasped his hands together:
"Going against nature will eventually harm yourself."
Zhao Gongming summoned his golden body of the God of Wealth, holding a gold ingot as big as a bathtub and throwing it away:
"You should say this to yourself. In the current situation, who do you think is going against heaven?"
Maitreya pointed to the top of his head:
"If you don't follow the established destiny and develop, you are going against heaven... Huh?"
Before he finished speaking, he noticed that the huge dog head in the sky, which spanned hundreds of thousands of miles, had condensed out again at some point.
Before he could react, a dog's paw, bigger than Kunlun Mountain, slapped Maitreya's golden body hard.
The majestic Buddha from the east, the future Buddha from Lingshan, smashed into Yanshan Mountain like a cannonball, and then the cause and effect of all the living beings who died on the mountain were all attributed to Maitreya.
Old Zhao chuckled:
"The sky has changed. We are going with it, but you are going against it... By the way, according to the latest Buddhist teachings, Maitreya has been deprived of your status as a future Buddha, so don't pretend to be a Buddha from the East. I I have heard about Donglai Taishi Ci since I was a child. If you are not a Buddha, please stop putting gold on your face. ”
At the same time, on the wall of Changli County, Liaoxi Province, in the Three Kingdoms World, Taishi Ci suddenly sneezed several times in succession.
Gongsun Zan on the side asked:
"Is it possible that Ziyi has caught wind and cold? Go and drink some ginger soup to drive away the cold. The temperature difference between day and night in western Liaoning is huge in summer, and you will catch wind and cold if you are not careful."
Taishi Ci said:
"Maybe I'm homesick. I hope the signal tower will be built soon so I can talk to my mother."
In the world of gods, Maitreya escaped directly from the bottom of Yanshan Mountain without daring to show up again. Haotian pondered for a moment, lowered his head and said to Yun Zhongzi who had found nothing:
"If fellow Taoists come to heaven, they will definitely give you the title of Six Imperial Gods."
Yun Zhongzi is a master of weapon refining. Now that Laojun is gone in the court, if he wants to refine the top magic weapon, he has to find someone new, and Yun Zhongzi is the right candidate.
But what he received from his polite corporal invitation was a cold words:
"Get out!"
After running around in Yanshan for a long time, it was raining and thundering, but in the end, nothing was achieved. No matter how good-tempered Yun Zhongzi was, he was a little broken at this time. But when the Jade Emperor invited him at this time, he immediately found a punching bag:
"Even the foundation of your origin has been blown up by Junior Brother Jiang. How do you have the face to be the co-master of the three realms? If I were you, I would have crashed to death in the Lingxiao Palace!"
After Yun Zhongzi finished cursing, he directly crushed a jade talisman in his hand and teleported back to Kunlun Mountain in an instant, giving Haotian no chance to threaten him with harsh words.
This is like immediately blocking and deleting someone after criticizing them online, which can make the other person so angry that they vomit blood.
Haotian broke through his defense and wanted to go back for revenge, but the perpetrator of the curse had long since disappeared. He had no choice but to knock out his teeth and swallow it in his stomach, holding back his anger and returning to the Nine Heavens.
Maitreya and Haotian left one after another, and the remaining people also left in twos and threes.
The two sides who were originally at war with each other ended like this, which felt like an anticlimax.
Lao Zhao arranged the next things in an orderly manner:
"Brother-in-law, you stay with senior brother and resurrect those dead creatures. This is a great merit and it will be easier for you. Piluxian goes to Lingshan and tells senior brother Duobao about what is going on here, so that the Buddhist teachings can be changed as soon as possible. , weakening Maitreya's strength... As for the real world, sister, go and tell His Royal Highness the Holy Son that everything is OK, the cooperation is very tacit, and the little copper coin has outstanding performance and deserves a special reward."
Upon hearing this, Luobao Qian immediately appeared and bowed to the God of Wealth.
Li Jing saw Kong Xuan holding Lei Zhenzi and was about to come over when Lao Zhao put his arm around his shoulders and said:
"You performed well, but you are now the governor of Yanshan. Go back to work first. In a few days, I will ask Zishou to arrange for someone to replace you."
In this way, the baby that Li Jing had worked so hard to find was carried back to Chaoge City by Kong Xuan and Lao Zhao. From a distance, it looked like a family of three.
Li Jing opened his mouth:
"At least let me hug you again."
Yuyixian said:
"Forget it, Lao Li, it's not like you don't know about my brother-in-law. After I went up to him, he didn't react even if he was scratching his face, but it's good for my sister to have a dog-licker like him. A dog-licker matches a goddess, and the more he gets, the better. Ecstasy.”
Ever since Wukong killed three corpses, Feather Wings Fairy has become a normal person. He is no longer hostile to Lao Zhao and no longer misses his sister. However, every time he sees Lao Zhao's dog-licking look, he wants to lash out. Two sentences.
Without him, I just feel embarrassed.
At this time, the rain had stopped, and the dark clouds in the sky did not know when to disperse. The western sky was filled with red sunset, and a rainbow appeared over Yanshan Mountain.
Li Jing rode a cloud to the foot of Yanshan Mountain, released the white horse, and rode all the way back to Yanshan County.
As he walked, he took out the prepared milk powder, milk bottles and other items from his bag. Just when he was about to say that he was ready, the money suddenly flew out and sucked these things away, and then a line of subtitles flashed:
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"Bye bye and look forward to working together next time!"
The subtitles flashed by, it flapped its little wings, and instantly returned to Chaoge City, gave the milk powder bottle to Zhao Gongming, then returned to Yunxiao, transformed into a simple copper coin, and hung it on Yunxiao's neck.
Yunxiao returned to the small courtyard in Chaoge City, passed through a door, and returned to the real world.
As soon as he arrived here, he met Mu Guiying who was counting supplies in the warehouse. Yunxiao took off the Luobao gold from his neck and gave it back to the Queen: "The matter was successfully completed. You can continue to wear the Luobao gold."< br>
Mu Guiying took it and looked around:
"Where's the red hydrangea?"
"I returned to the Wa Palace on my own. Do you like being protected by the red hydrangea? If you like, I can bring it back to you."
Mu Guiying thought for a while and said:
"Forget it, let's just be a little fat guy. The hydrangeas are too dull, and they talk about love and stuff. It doesn't fit in with my noble royal temperament."
Yunxiao smiled and asked about the situation in Water Margin and Yue World:
"Have all those armies gone back?"
"We went back. Everyone was very busy. After saying goodbye to each other, they returned to their respective worlds."
Mu Guiying finished counting the supplies and went to the study with Yun Xiao. She saw Brother Dao lying on the carpet and sleeping soundly, while Li Yu and Jia Xu were sitting in front of the computer, summarizing the Yanshan incident.
Jia Xu unscrewed the thermos cup and took a sip of tea:
"Now it seems that Chanjiao has become the weakest party, and the authority of Heavenly Dao has also dropped to its lowest point...Based on the known conditions, I suspect that Yuanshi Tianzun will transform into Dao soon, and may even bring Zhunti along with him. Tao, make up for the way of heaven, and make a last ditch effort.”
He pays too much attention to gains and losses, so much so that his disciples also think about it the same way.
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The most embarrassing thing now is that the disciples of Jiejiao who devoted themselves to Chanjiao, such as Dingguangxian and others, thought they were hugging the thigh of Yuanshi Tianzun, but in the end, the core members of Chanjiao went to hug Haotian's thigh. Now they are in Kunlun Mountain The situation is very embarrassing.
There was a sense of humor in trying every possible means to join the national army, only to have the radio announce the retreat to Taiwan.
Mu Guiying's mind was spinning very fast:
"To complete the way of heaven, we must transform the way with the master. If that doesn't work, I have to go back and tell the master to tell her not to go out, so as not to be harmed by Yuanshi Tianzun and Zhunti."
Yunxiao said:
"Don't worry, my mother-in-law has already deduced it and made some arrangements for it. You don't have to worry about it. Just exercise the authority of the human emperor."
Li Yu felt that it was a good idea not to have a saint, because the existence of a saint would greatly affect the integrity of heaven.
I hope Brother Dao won’t need this setting when he takes power, otherwise Yunxiao won’t be able to become a saint.
Jia Xu continued:
"The birth of Lei Zhenzi is very exciting. I suspect that this child's talent will far exceed the setting of the original work. When the time comes, let the gods of Chaoge teach him well and stop trying to encourage others."
A seven-year-old child suddenly turned into a two-foot-tall monster with a green face and fangs. No one could bear this.
Now that there is no need to turn into a monster, and with the personal guidance of Yuyi Xian and Kong Xuan from the Phoenix Clan, Lei Zhenzi's achievements are definitely much higher than in the original work.
Li Yu heard that everyone had given gifts to the little doll and planned to give one as well.
Thinking that Lei Zhenzi used a golden stick in the original work, Li Yu thought that Wukong could find the weapon of the six-eared macaque and give it to Lei Zhenzi as a weapon.
The weapon used by the Six-Eared Macaque is the Suixin Iron Soldier, which is the same as the Golden Cudgel. It can be large or small, long or short. When used in the hands of Lei Zhenzi, it should be better than the Golden Cudgel.
Well, when Xuanzang comes back to the real world, I will tell him, but this matter is not urgent, because Lei Zhenzi is still a little baby, and there is no need to fight and participate in the battle for the time being.
Needless to say, among the main characters in Fengshen Yanyi, Nezha and Lei Zhenzi are both typical child workers, so one has a hot temper and the other has a cowardly character, both of whom have shortcomings.
On the other hand, Erlang Shen Yang Jian and Huang Tianhua Wei Hu, who grew up normally, have no obvious flaws in their characters and they all belong to the category of sunny and cheerful boys.
Jia Xu recorded the summary on the computer, then picked up the map of the Jin Kingdom and began to conceive a plan to destroy the Jin.
Li Yu couldn't help much in this regard, so he had to go to the kitchen to prepare dinner... The world in the book had done two major things in succession: destroying the Liao Dynasty and robbing Lei Zhenzi, so he had to have a good meal to celebrate today.
He stewed some venison in a casserole, fried some marinated and air-dried squab in hot oil to make crispy squab, and steamed a fish and some meat.
In short, when Zhou Ruotong returned to the B&B after get off work, a large table of dishes was already placed in the restaurant.
During the meal, Yun Xiao showed everyone a photo of Lei Zhenzi, and Li Yu said:
"This little bare-bottomed kid is really cute. I will bring him over someday and I will post it on WeChat to show him off."
Mu Guiying clicked her tongue and said:
"Aren't you afraid that your ex-girlfriend will come to your door? If someone is still waiting for you, wouldn't it hurt their heart?"
Li Yu was already used to this girl's words:
"It doesn't matter if you're hurt or not, just follow the gift. As long as you give me a red envelope, I don't mind suffering some damage to my reputation."
Zhou Ruotong pinched the pigeon's leg and took a bite:
"If you really post it, my phone number will be blown up... By the way, Xiaoying and Zhang Hao will return to the capital on the 20th of the twelfth lunar month, and everything is ready for the wedding. The wedding will be held at the Diaoyutai State Guesthouse on the 26th of the twelfth lunar month."
Li Yu asked curiously:
"Is Diaoyutai still taking this job?"
Zhou Ruotong nodded:
"Diaoyutai has always been open to the public, but some buildings will be closed when there are foreign affairs activities... There are more than a dozen buildings in Diaoyutai, and almost all of them are open to the public."
Yunxiao asked Li Yu:
"You went to college in the capital for four years and worked as a pastry factory owner for another year. Have you ever had a meal?"
Li smiled bitterly:
"I am a poor loser, how can I go to eat in such a high-end place... Lin Xu seems to be working as the catering department supervisor at Diaoyutai. Then I can experience it with him."
Zhou Ruotong continued:
"Xiaoying and Zhang Hao plan to stay in a B&B for a few days on the fourth day of the Lunar New Year, try your craftsmanship, and see what investment projects are available here."
Li Yu picked up a piece of steamed sea bass and put it in a bowl:
"Okay, I will do the reception work then... By the way, wife, when will we come back from the capital?"
Zhou Ruotong revealed the arrangements for the Spring Festival:
"We will go back on the 25th of the twelfth lunar month to attend Xiaoying's wedding. When we come back on the 29th of the twelfth lunar month, my parents will also come here to celebrate the New Year."
Li Yu was a little surprised:
"Grandpa and grandma don't have any objections? Aren't the elderly looking forward to reunion?"
Zhou Ruotong said:
"No objection. Grandpa said that he will have plenty of time to have a reunion dinner in the future, so there is no rush for this moment. Moreover, he will also attend various tea parties and New Year gatherings during the Spring Festival, so he may not have time to eat at home."
In this case, Li Yu didn't say much.
He thought about the guests during the Spring Festival, and planned to set the B&B's reservation system to full rooms to avoid having too many guests and not enough rooms in the B&B.
It just so happens that I can also give Xiaoju Xiuhe and the others a holiday to spend the Chinese New Year at home.
After the meal, Zhou Ruotong said to Li Yu:
"Tomorrow afternoon I am going to the capital to attend the year-end summary meeting of an archaeological circle. It will probably take two or three days. You should be good at home and don't go to the house to uncover the tiles."
Li Yu: "..."
It sounds like I'm like Monkey Sun, it's only right that you tell Guiying not to fall out with the genius.
The next morning, Zhou Ruotong got off work early and went home to pack his luggage.
Li Yu took out two "small gifts" that were not very valuable from the vault and asked Professor Zhou to bring them to the capital for his grandparents to keep as souvenirs.
Zhou Ruotong smiled and asked:
"Sooner or later, our family will be dragged into the water by you and embark on the road of crime."
Li Yu spread his hands:
"I just have a heart of reverence and gave the two old men a small gift. It's nothing... By the way, go back and ask our family. If the tiger bone wine is not enough, we can bring some more when we go to the capital to attend the wedding. .”
"Okay, I'll go back and ask everyone."
After lunch, Li Yu drove Zhou Ruotong to the high-speed rail station and waited for the beautiful woman to drag her suitcase into the station before he drove back to the B&B.
At the same time, in room 204 of the B&B, Mu Guiying said to Yunxiao like a dog-headed military counselor:
"Fourth child, when I saw Lei Zhenzi's bare butt yesterday, have you ever thought about giving birth to a big fat boy for your husband?"
Yunxiao was really moved when she thought of Lei Zhenzi's pink appearance:
"I am a congenital creature, so I may not be able to get pregnant, right?"
Mu Guiying smiled evilly:
"Let's not talk about whether you can get pregnant or not. You can try it first... Remember that sentence, nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you work hard and work hard, I am optimistic about you and your husband!"
(End of chapter)