Chapter 2175 [My Minister of Punishment] (+1)
Li Laixi, whose soul was full of spirit and body was still sleeping, yawned and sat down at the dining table. Sure enough, Rao Qifang was the only one in the villa, and she spoke without scruples: "Small eyebrows and droopy eyes, you are now like the one who was picked." The repaired cauldron has lost all its basic skills.”
"To learn basic skills from that kind of animal, Rao Qifang, are you crazy or am I crazy?"
“Just practice more!”
Li Laixi was too lazy to speak and just kept busy with her meal. She said, "This family will be broken up without me, Aunt Kong. Rao Qifang, I have to worry about hard work. Why don't you just use these leftovers to heat them up?"
"There is hot water in the kitchen and instant noodles in the snack room. I remember you loved this when you were a child!" Rao Qifang also ignored him: "Where is my son?"
"Maybe I'm exhausted!"
"Oh, you fat wife of Susukada, I don't mind smashing you, you ugly thing, as if I were a treasure or something!"
"This is my inheritance!"
"Look in the mirror, if you are half as good-looking as I am, how could I be so sad every day?" Rao Qifang shouted: "Hey! Come on! There's soup on the stove for you to warm!"
Li Laisi picked up the bowl and left after a disagreement: "I didn't tell you if you had soup!"
"It's not for you!"
"Then I'll drink too!"
Not much time was spent. People like Jin Yujing, Wang Suo Zhihui, Qin Zhenzhen, and Li Qingyi came in chatting and laughing with large and small bags of things. Kong Jingqiao was the last to sigh as she walked in: "There are not many people in the night market. After more than half of the day, everyone’s uniforms are white. This is still the base. I really don’t know what it will be like outside now.”
Rao Qifang specializes in treating injuries caused by spring, sorrow, and autumn, or in other words, by treating injuries caused by spring, sorrow, and autumn of certain old women: "Don't be arrogant when you get older. Be careful of short-lived life. Ho, Chef Kong, how do you manage to cook?" At the same time, I’m eating, please control your emotions and wait for me. I’ll get some melon seeds and potato chips!”
Kong Jingqiao's expression can be seen to the naked eye to be as cold as RT-Mart's heart after killing fish for ten years. There is a spirit of eliminating harm for the people in her eyes: "Kill a plate?"
"Are you afraid?"
The chess set matches the tea table, and when the Lord of Hell comes, he has to kneel down and wait.
Jin Yujing probably figured out that Li Cang might have something to do tonight and was going to stay with them. Erlang sat next to her with her legs crossed and pulled out a deck of playing cards from under the tea table: "Shall we play for a while too?"
"Me me me!"
Li Qingyi and Qin Zhenzhen immediately began to compete with each other for financial position. Comrade aunt had received a reward from Rao Qifang before, and had saved a large amount of start-up capital in her hands, and she could not wait to kill them.
But Lao Wang took out a bunch of simple plastic toys: "Try this! It's absolutely amazing! I just got it from an unscrupulous dealer in the night market! He actually dared to sell eight work score cards for this piece of junk. Don't give it a try." , what is justice from heaven, this is justice from heaven!”
Give money?
What money should be given?
Everyone said it went smoothly, but your grandpa Wang gave me the money!
A set of pink, red, and green fish headgear similar to Ben Bolba, several broken curved plastic stands and a plastic pole with buckles, thick leather balloons, inflatable hammers, rubber bands, dice, mouse traps, There are a bunch of unrelated abstract gadgets such as electroshock physiotherapy devices, screaming chicken whistles, etc. What’s even more abstract is that these things actually come with several systematic instructions and share the same package name——
【My Minister of Punishment】
"I don't want to play!" Li Cang's face turned green when he saw what he had brought back. A burst of unbearable memories came to his mind: "Take it away, take it away, this thing is not as technical as poker!" "Two A handful of golden melon seeds!”
"Damn it, get over here!"
Over there, Qin Zhenzhen was still reading the explanation in a daze: "The electrotherapy device of the Minister of Punishment, gears 1 to 80 are suitable for slaves with basic attribute values from 3 to 240c. Each rotation of the red knob is equivalent to doubling; the death-defying instrument of the Minister of Punishment The dice is a product of praying for weight gain. It can be effectively used only when it is adapted to the electrotherapy device of the Minister of Justice. The somatosensory weight increases by 1 per side according to the number of points. It ranges from 60,000 times to 60,000 times, and the difficulty of operation increases; the animal trap of the Minister of Justice can be used effectively with the electrotherapy device of the Minister of Justice, which doubles the pain and is almost impossible to avoid after being selected; the rubber band of the Minister of Justice can be used with the electrotherapy of the Minister of Justice Yi, the pain bow arm is used to super double the pain; the pain mask of the Minister of Punishment."
The long dining table was cleared out, and Li Cang, who was wearing a small pink fish-headed hood, and Big Lao Wang, who was wearing a small green fish-headed hood, were standing on both sides of the table with bare feet and thin shirts, just like running around. There was a screaming chicken whistle in his mouth, a rubber band was tied to his chest, his arms, legs, chest, waist, crotch, forehead and neck were all covered with electrotherapy patches, and there were densely opened small clips on the ground.
Li Cang's voice sounded together with the screaming chicken whistle, and there was a very credible doubt in his tone: "No, you are a scheming thing. Isn't it fair for me, Timi, to win or lose when you play something like Ace's admiration?" Does it suit you? ”
"Fuck you! If you can play, don't play, but if you can't, don't beep!"
"Come!"
The physical therapy machine started at 240. Li Cang and Lao Wang's arms were trembling slightly, visible to the naked eye. The two stupid fish-headed men were standing there straight and stubborn, and there seemed to be a smell of gunpowder in the middle.
Qin Zhenzhen swallowed her saliva and briefly read the rules of the game on the memorial: "emmm, throw the dice. After throwing a few numbers, insert the needle of the balloon torture device into it, and then put the dice together. When you are done, you can flick the opponent. Once, in addition, the clip clicks and flicks, the screaming chicken clicks and flicks, the balloon pops and loses the grand slam, and the dice falls and loses the grand slam!”
They have just had a taste of these instruments of torture, and they can basically describe them in four words. They are so painful that they touch their souls and are so miserable that they have no love in the world. So is this a man's happiness? It seems quite perverted, but in fact it is not normal at all.
Lao Wang lost the rock-paper-scissors game, so he picked up the dice shakily and threw it on the table.
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"6? 6! Haha! God punishes the evil thief!"
The fish-headed man's hood can blur a large part of his vision. Lao Wang almost climbed up on the table and lowered his head to look at the points. The malice in his eyes could be felt through the two big fish eyes with strange light.
The balloon torture device consists of six curved plastic frames that frame the balloon inside. Each plastic frame has four holes with buckles, and plastic posts can be inserted inside to stab the balloon. Each plastic post has six scales on it. It will make a clicking sound when the scale is reached.
"Kakakakakaka!"
To say that Lao Wang is definitely the kind of person who is even more cruel to himself than others. A plastic stick can be used to fill up the six scales. The balloon framed inside is distorted to the naked eye, and the little soybeans painted on the balloon flow. The evil-smiling little man was already in a state of heart-wrenching form.
Satisfied, Lao Wang turned up Li Cang's electrotherapy device: "Martial arts in the world are invincible, but speed is the only thing that can't be broken. Sun thief, wait until you die~"
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Damn you are so careless. Isn't it too late to delete the highly uncertain aspect of throwing dice now?
"You! Come here quickly and die!"
"Ha!"
A set of rubber bands tied to Li Cang's chest was opened and closed by Lao Wang, and he drew the eagle bow like a full moon. The sound resounded like thunder through the sky, and tiny pieces of fabric bounced out from the clothes visible to the naked eye.
"Hiss~"
Qin Zhenzhen Suo Zhihui, Li Qingyi, Tai Xiaoyi all gasped and took half a step back!
This is the first time!
Clothes, just, just torn into pieces? !
This month’s monthly ticket is over 1,000, so I can just add more without waiting for next month. I wish all readers a Happy New Year in advance. In the new year, I will be able to fish, fish, leave, wash my feet, eat anything, not gain weight, and make money just like drinking water!