"Egg-laying rooster."
"A fighter among cocks, oh yeah!"
Near the set.
Song Xueyuan was gesticulating in front of him, while Zhang Yuan stood in front of a camera and pretended to be filming.
"Stop!" Uncle Benshan stood up from the side and made a pause gesture.
"No, your tone is too low."
"You have to go up, you have to be excited."
"Because of your character, she is in high spirits at this time."
"I am very proud of being paid and filming advertisements..."
Seeing Uncle Benshan giving a lecture to Teacher Dandan, Zhang Yuan leaned aside.
"I have worked with you for so many years, just two words."
"It's hard work!" Song Xuanjie complained with a smile.
After Song Xueyuan came to the set, Zhao Benshan took her with him to prepare for other work as soon as he finished the afternoon scenes.
"Are you going to treat me to this?"
Teacher Song, who was holding a lunch box, complained.
But complaints are complaints, and this person is not picky and just eats them.
"I'll treat you to a good meal later. Time is tight now."
Uncle Benshan is not talking nonsense.
Time is indeed tight.
Just like when filming "The Golden Armor", Lao Mouzi had to take into account the design of the movie and the Olympic opening ceremony.
In addition to filming "Falling Leaves Returning to Their Roots", Zhao Benshan also had to take care of another major event.
Spring Festival Gala sketch!
Does the Spring Festival Gala need Zhao Benshan, or does Zhao Benshan need the Spring Festival Gala?
The early and late stages are different.
Some people and ordinary people have different views on this matter.
But after all, the title of pillar belongs to Zhao Benshan in this year and at this stage.
The Zhao Benshan of the whole country was even given this title.
It brings honor but also great pressure.
Because most people have a golden period of creation.
Obviously, in the category of sketches, Zhao Benshan has reached the end of his golden period.
The cause was the sudden death of teacher Gao Xiumin.
In addition to losing a golden partner, he also lost teacher He Qingkui, who although not married to Gao Xiumin, was considered husband and wife.
As a screenwriter, He Qingkui participated in the writing of several works such as "Red Sorghum Model Team", "New Year's Greetings", "Yesterday Today and Tomorrow", "Hourly Worker", "Selling Kidnappings", and "Selling Cars".
It can be said that half of the credit for Zhao Benshan's Spring Festival Gala peak was this talented screenwriter who only had a junior high school education and once made a living by farming and selling vegetables.
After leaving He Qingkui, the quality of Zhao Benshan's works has obviously declined a lot.
As a "sequel", "Shuo Shier" is obviously inferior to "Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow".
As the "sequel" to "Speaking of Things", "Planning" is the "New Year's Eve dinner" that Uncle Benshan plans to serve to the audience this year.
But whether it is "Planning", or the subsequent "Torchbearer", "Donation", or "You at the Same Desk".
Compared with "Selling Kidney" and "Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow", the level has dropped sharply.
Just like "Not Short of Money", this flash of inspiration makes people feel that the Spring Festival Gala sketches are showing signs of coming back.
But Uncle Benshan, who has gone downhill, can still crush most of his peers.
After all, he was descending from the Himalayas. Even if he came down from Gulu, he would still have to roll for a long time.
When he was there, in most parts of the north, Zhao Benshan had the final say on when to fire off cannons on New Year's Eve.
Because the whole family, old and young, was sitting there waiting for Ben Shan's skit.
Only when you feel at ease after watching it, will you set off fireworks to chase away the Nian beast.
From the perspective of high expectations, Zhao Benshan and Lao Mouzi are under similar pressure.
So Uncle Benshan asked Song Xuan to come to the set in advance so that he could rehearse with him on the set.
This is already the fifteenth draft of the sketch and is almost complete.
Initially, the work "Planning" was intended to feature two new characters.
After finding Song Yuan as his partner, Teacher Song pointed out that the new characters still need to be understood and introduced by the audience, and are not as pleasing to the eye and approachable as the old characters.
After the two discussed it, they restarted the "White Cloud, Black Earth Universe" again.
Since there are three actors in this skit, there are only two of them.
"You are not Lao Hou's apprentice."
"Come and cooperate with us for a while."
Zhang Yuan was captured as a young man.
Play the role of the third party in the sketch, that is, Teacher Niu Qun.
According to the cross talk saying, teasing and flattering, and he is the one who is tired of sewing.
"The fighter among cocks!"
Zhao Benshan pointed upward with his hand: "An octave higher."
"Okay, okay, I'll do it again."
"Well, Xiao Zhang, please cooperate with me and give me some emotion."
"Hey, Sister Dandan, no problem." Zhang Yuan is also good at getting close.
In less than an hour, Teacher Song became Sister Dandan.
Zhang Yuan responded and also smiled.
Uncle Benshan’s sketches always contain golden sentences.
This phrase "a fighter among roosters" is so characteristic of the times.
The famous line of Bird mobile phone is "the fighter in the mobile phone".
They are all the tears of the times!
At that time, Bird was a well-known company, and its mobile phone sales were also very scary.
But after the advent of the smartphone era, this brand no longer works.
However, it is not extinct.
Transsion mobile phones, which later flourished in the African market and dominated the African market, were actually Bird's spiritual disciples.
In the early days of Transsion, the production, design, processing, and packaging all used the waveguide team and factory.
"Lay your own eggs and let others talk about it... Where did this word come from?" After Song Xuanji finished the sentence, he turned to ask his partner.
"Do you know Internet buzzwords?" Teacher Zhao replied: "Follow your own path and let others say it."
"Dante, "The Divine Comedy."" Zhang Yuan said at this time.
"What egg?" Teacher Zhao turned around and asked after hearing this.
"A rooster that lays eggs?" Teacher Song also interrupted.
"Dante."
Not the Dante from Devil May Cry.
"The great Italian poet of the Renaissance."
"Come with me and let people talk about it." Zhang Yuan said word for word: "This is the original text."
Go your own way and let others have their say... This was the QQ signature of many people back then.
Zhang Yuan checked it out, so he remembered it deeply.
Dante, along with Boccaccio and Petrarch, is known as the Three Giants of the Renaissance.
Engels hailed it as a historical signpost for the end of the feudal Middle Ages and the beginning of the modern capitalist era.
"You see, young people have to be educated." Zhao Benshan gave him a thumbs up: "You are so talented!"
By the way, I praised him with a line from the new skit.
"You're so talented." Song Xie looked at her old partner with her signature sideways glance: "I'm very talented, but not like you."
"Speaking of this sentence, why did you add a kissing scene for me?" Sister Dandan slapped the script.
"I've reached the point where I can say this as if I want to take advantage of you." Zhao Benshan returned with an aggrieved look on his face.
“Isn’t this called taking advantage?”
"I performed a kissing scene with him." Zhang Yuan, who had always been innocent during Song Dynasty, said: "Then let me take advantage of him."
"I feel so embarrassed even if I kiss you."
Zhang Yuan hugged his shoulders and watched. The two of them didn't have to perform, it was just a show just sitting there.
The so-called kiss scene actually exists.
This is the origin of "Stretching your right foot is a kiss, remembering that there are no dead ghosts" in "Torchbearer".
In the book, Song Xunju hugged Zhao Benshan's cheek and took a bite.
Zhang Yuan remembered that this was a famous scene.
This skit is about hype, and it is unethical hype.
"As soon as the paparazzi found out, the next day all the chickens, ducks, geese, dogs and cats in the county knew about it!"
This time it wasn't hinted at, it was stated directly.
And the theme of this show is to satirize health products.
Heitu was also forced by Bai Yun to imitate Wu Laoer's walk.
The cerebral thrombosis in "Yesterday Today Tomorrow" who makes his whole body tremble when he sees white clouds returns for a limited time, which can be regarded as a CALLBACK.
The satirical content is about those health care products that claim to rejuvenate youth and cure all diseases.
Just like Melatonin, which was very popular at the time, everyone who has used it says it is good.
The old man did sleep soundly after eating. It turned out later that melatonin was added to it...
But Zhang Yuan remembers that the most ironic thing is that in the year when the skit "Planning" was performed, one of the people who laughed in the Spring Festival Gala audience was the boss of Ant Lishen.
This was one of the most famous health products of the year and made a lot of money.
It is said to stimulate the cerebral cortex, making people excited, refreshing and youthful.
After checking, it turned out that there was a small amount of sildenafil in it, which is the main component of Viagra... How can I not be excited!
The key is that this brand claimed to have spent 100 million to find Zhao Benshan to endorse it as early as 2003.
Then less than a year after the sketch aired, the brand collapsed.
Zhang Yuan estimated that Uncle Benshan must have figured out something.
But it’s hard to explain clearly, plus you have to make money...
"Work hard." After rehearsing for more than an hour, they called it a day.
Song Xueyuan pulled Zhang Yuan and asked.
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"Are you Hou Yaowen's apprentice?"
"You look very talented. When I was performing just now, I could pick up the notebook and read it. The size is pretty good."
"You lift me up."
"Why don't we change the herd and let him go?" Song Jueju joked: "Otherwise, no one would like to see our old stuff."
"Little girls like him because of his appearance."
Zhang Yuan knew he was joking.
It is impossible for him to replace Teacher Niu Qun.
Because this program and this book were adapted by Zhao Benshan for Niu Qun.
The original story was not like this.
But when applying this year, both of Niu Qun's programs were canceled by CCTV.
Later, during an offline event, Uncle Benshan met this guy. Seeing that he was depressed, he took the job of letting him return to the Spring Festival Gala.
"Selling Kidnapping" also shortened the process in order to make time for Pan Changjiang.
"Planning" revised the script in order to let the cattle come on.
This is why Zhao Benshan has face wherever he goes, and everyone respects him.
He's really up to something!
"It's also lard that has deceived my heart."
"If a good actor doesn't do this, he will get involved in that matter." Song Xuanyi couldn't help but complain a few words: "Is he capable of doing this?"
Simply put, this guy was played.
They put in people, effort and money, thinking that this will make things happen.
But the better you do it, the richer the fruit will be, and the more eye-catching it will be.
In the end, even if he donated all his money, the local government conducted an investigation and determined that there was no problem with his finances.
But the reputation of this Spring Festival Gala veteran is still bad on the streets.
Even to the point of being penniless.
He wants to return to the stage, especially the Spring Festival Gala stage.
I tried looking for Feng Gong, but to no avail.
The reason why the show has been canceled continuously is because of reputation issues.
At this time, Zhao Benshan was the only one who dared to stand up and support him.
And Song Xuexuan's careless criticism of this matter really didn't come out of his mouth.
She is so qualified!
Because her biological father is the secretary of the Imperial City Federation of Literary and Art Circles.
And her brother is a high-ranking official in Jin Province.
Song Xueyuan speaks carelessly and straightforwardly, always acting like a grown-up parent, because she has the confidence.
After finishing their work, Zhang Yuan had to continue filming in the evening.
Because she had helped and became familiar with him, Song Xingyi did not go to rest, but stood aside and watched him take pictures.
I thought that if someone helped me, as a senior, I could offer a few words as a return of favor.
But when I took a look, I realized that they had no use for me at all.
"You can do it!" Teacher Song said while taking his arm.
"The lines and performances are both good."
"It's not easy to be at this level at your age."
"Of course he is very capable, Lao Mouzi even asked him to act in plays." Uncle Benshan introduced from the side.
"Ah, which one?"
"Just the latest one."
"That's you!" Only then did Song Xuanjue see it.
"Then you are a big star. I thought you were just a young actor who just debuted."
Song Jue is like this. Not only does she not recognize people, but she also doesn't turn around or be polite when speaking.
"Compared to you, I just debuted."
"Hehehe...you kid is quite good at talking."
"Brother Zhang Yuan, do you want some water?" Zhang Di, the supporting actress, handed him a cup of hot tea.
"Thank you, no need to bother, just ask my assistant to come."
"Eh!" Song Xuanyi said with a straight face: "This girl means so well, why are you so ignorant?"
"Do you like him very much?" Song Xingyi asked directly.
"No..." Zhang Di walked away with blushing cheeks.
"What's wrong with you two?" Zhao Benshan also started gossiping.
"You two seniors, don't talk nonsense. It doesn't matter to me. Girls still want to be embarrassed."
"I think there's something wrong with the way she looks at you lately."
Can that be right?
I just threw myself into my arms yesterday, and my life almost became harmonious.
"Come on, as long as nothing happens, we all pretend not to know." Zhao Benshan winked at him.
"You are also rude."
"Hahahaha, I like your character!" Seeing that he dared to retaliate, Song Xuanjue happily clapped her hands.
Didi didi... A few people were chatting, and the cell phone in Teacher Song's trouser pocket rang.
This one picked up immediately.
"Hello." When speaking to the person on the other side of the phone, his voice was quite soft.
Zhang Yuan had a good ear and vaguely heard a little girl's voice calling her mother on the phone.
"Teacher Dandan only has one son, Batu." Zhang Yuan felt strange.
"Oh, right." He thought again.
Song Juejue has a stepdaughter, brought by her husband.
He is quite famous in later generations. He directed "Knight" starring Zhang Ziyi and "The Eternals", one of the Marvel series.
Speaking of which, Song Jueju is a very impulsive person.
Married three times in total, two flash marriages.
It was not as flashy as Yingda, but the result was not good either.
"Ah?" After listening, Sister Dandan's expression changed.
"How could this happen?"
"It's okay, I'll ask for you, don't worry."
Zhang Yuan seemed to hear the cry in the little girl's voice on the phone.
"What's wrong?" Zhao Benshan asked.
"Children's business."
With that said, Song Xie made another call.
"Hey, Director Lin, I heard Xiao Zi say, why are there new people this time?"
Zhang Yuan frowned.
That’s not right!
It didn't seem like she was talking about her stepdaughter.
Director Lin?
Xiao Zi...sounds familiar.
"What, how did it happen like this?"
"Oh...oh..."
Teacher Song, who had been very straightforward when talking to him and Zhao Benshan before, actually sighed at this time.
A rare look of helplessness was revealed.
"This veteran in the film and television industry with an excellent family background is helpless..." Zhang Yuan seemed to thread a thread.
He probably had an idea of what was going on.
"Sister Dandan, are you in trouble?"
After she put down her phone, Zhang Yuan took the initiative to come up and ask.
"Hey, being an actor is not easy." She suddenly sighed.
"Please tell me more specifically, in case we can help you solve it."
"Even if you can't figure it out, it will make you feel better if you talk to someone." Zhang Yuan followed suit.
"You're a good boy." Song Xie touched his shoulder: "Okay, let me chat."
"Do you know that I have acted in a TV series?"
"It's called "Family with Children"..." (End of Chapter)