Lin Feng: "When we go in, we are all brothers and sisters, except for the leader inside,
Consider him a spokesperson.
He is a father or a mother.
You call them mom and dad, and they really give you food and money to spend.
Sometimes I can’t scream,
Because he is the same age as my grandfather,
But for the sake of those eggs and popsicles, sometimes, right, you can still eat those big pots of rice,
Then call,
Anyway, I called.
No loss. ”
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"Brother will do anything just to eat and drink for free (laughing and crying)."
“It’s not like I’m going to suffer anyway, hahaha (face covering).”
"You call me dad, no wonder his dad doesn't let him go (dog head)."
The case was solved.
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Okay,
Next one.
Ding~
"Hello, big brother."
It's a boy.
Lin Feng: "What's wrong, buddy, what problem have you encountered?"
Man: “It’s been too difficult recently because I may be emotionally weak.
I just wanted to ask my brother when I came up today, did you say that we can chat offline?
Because my wife feels that you are very wise, and my wife approves of you. ”
Lin Feng took a puff of cigarette and said: "How come your wife approves of me?
Sister-in-law, you should use me as the lubricant of your relationship.
Do you always use me to PUA you?
Brother,
This has nothing to do with me,
There are some things I haven't said yet, my sister-in-law is just trying to PUA you in my name.
Don't believe it. ”
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"High EQ: Brother, help me figure it out offline.
Low EQ: Brother, you are the only one who is slandering me behind my back, right (dog head). ”
"It's over, big brother is going to be exposed offline (laughing and crying)."
"Don't worry, big brother is fine and won't go."
"Mainly afraid of getting beaten (sunglasses)."
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Man: "No, no, I really am not, brother, it really has nothing to do with you,
It may be that there is a relatively big problem between the two of us. Can you help mediate it offline? ”
Lin Feng: "Do we really want to meet?"
Man: "Yes, do you have this kind of thing here?"
Lin Feng smiled and said: "The key is that I won't take this job. I usually have a lot of things to do.
And to be honest,
In case you want to be true to me,
Of course,
I'm not afraid either.
After all, our fist and kick skills are not in vain.
You really want to have a private duel with me or something, and I don't mind letting you know what it means to have big muscles. ”
As he spoke, Lin Feng pulled up his sleeves and flexed his biceps in front of the screen.
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"Big brother has big muscles hahahahaha."
"Not to mention a strong body and sinister wisdom, he has them all (dog head)."
"The person delivering the air conditioner: Brother, do you want to install it for you?
Big brother: No, I’ve already put them on (sunglasses). ”
"Hahaha, brother, you made me laugh so hard."
. . . . . .
Lin Feng: "Wait a minute, buddy, I suddenly realized a very important issue,
It was when I used to watch fitness bloggers or boys with good figures live broadcast,
If he exposes himself just like that, the officials will remind him that it is a vulgar live broadcast. Please put on your clothes quickly.
Why was it that I was so exposed just now and no one officially reminded me?
Didn't I seduce you?
Isn't the official operation in the live broadcast room? Please remind me and pop up a window.
Am I just not attractive?
Or do you think this is not considered a side issue?
I just missed it. Isn't it against the rules?
Isn't this a form of discrimination? I just exerted so much force that my face turned red. Are my muscles not big enough?
Even my armpit hair was exposed.
I'm just brushing aside,
Why don't you even have a pop-up reminder?
Please respect me.
You pop up a window and say that borderline interference is prohibited, and you deduct 2 safety points from me.
Isn’t that right?
You are a bit discriminatory.
My heart says there are 320,000 people in my room.
I can be considered as standing up on the Douyin platform.
He is also considered a big anchor.
Check out the 16-9 book bar and see the correct version!
Operations are all in.
I said I would take this opportunity to get acquainted with the treatment of a big anchor. I have been waiting for a long time, but why is there no pop-up window? ”
. . . . . . .
On the barrage.
"Brother please warn me, hahahahahahahahahaha laugh and get rich."
"What? He's already teasing Dad Dou, hahaha."
"There was no warning, no points deduction, and no certification from Dou Dad. Big brother began to doubt himself (laughing and crying)."
"Brother: You look down on me as an operator, don't you (angry)."
"Operation: This little arm is not as big as my bye-bye meat (dog head)."
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Lin Feng: "No, please respect me.
I just brushed aside.
Many people have seen it,
It's so tempting.
To be honest, some sisters-in-law couldn't help but screamed through the screen.
It is said that Arnold Schwarzenegger, the magic city, really deserves his reputation.
Why didn't you react at all?
Why!
Accepted. ”
. . . . . . .
On the barrage.
"Who couldn't help it, who screamed (grin)."
"Arnold Schwarzenegger (Dog Head)."
Ha ha ha ha.
"I'm laughing so hard. I always feel that my eldest brother is letting himself go online (laughing and crying)."
"Brother, this is a conspicuous bag (cover your face)."
"Let's just say that there is a possibility that the operation will not remind you. The operation also likes to see (dog heads)."
"I don’t know whether I like it or not. I bet the operation must be laughing to death behind the screen (sunglasses)."
I believe this.
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Lin Feng: "Dad Dou doesn't agree, so I'm convinced. Brother, keep talking."
The man also laughed and said, "No, I...where did I say it?"
Lin Feng rolled his eyes: "Damn it, let me ask, which city are you from?"
Man: "Like my elder brother, I am also in the Magic City."
Lin Feng: "Hey, that's quite close. I can go there, but it's not necessarily to mediate. It may be to watch the fun."
man:. . .
Lin Feng: "I haven't asked the question for a long time. You ask the question first."
Man: “The problem is that I used to be a rather dissolute person, just before I was 30 years old,
But after I turned 30, I felt that I was in the process of cultivating Taoism and it was no longer the same as before. ”
Lin Feng waved his hand and interrupted: "Don't talk nonsense. You were a prodigal when you were young, and you are not practicing Taoism now. The real reason is that you can't be promiscuous anymore."
Well. . .
. . . . . . .
On the barrage.
"High emotional intelligence: I used to be a prodigal, but now I have calmed down and practiced Taoism.
Low emotional intelligence: I am getting older and can no longer wander (grin). ”
"The waves can't stop hahahahaha."
"Brother hit the nail on the head."
"You are tearing out the middle-aged men's hearts every day, making it impossible for us to live without any privacy at all (grin)."
Hahahahaha. (End of chapter)