Chapter 140 Yu Jingnian, what do you think of me (2)
"I am their father!"
It turns out that I also want to be a father on the road.
lplThe trend of recognizing father has been around for a long time, and it is difficult for people not to recognize father
——Han Yu, the leader of the Eight Great Masters of the Tang and Song Dynasties.
After Zhou Weiming finished showing off his wit, he looked at the unkind eyes of his teammates and immediately changed his mind and said seriously to his brother: "I am their captain, let's come to the private room of the Internet cafe to play a training match."
The little brother’s ultimate taunt: “You are the captain of the super-born guerrillas, right?”
Five people: "..." Wu Fuck said.
In the end, Xiao Shen solved all the problems.
Zuo Xi quickly put his ID card into his pocket before everyone noticed.
……
The match against MSK went very smoothly and they won the game 2:0, and Zuo Xi got the first five kills in his career.
After that, Zuo Xi was molested again and was besieged by a group of people on Weibo, saying that I used your five-kill rune and was five-killed.
Of course this is a later story.
After the game, the group held a celebration banquet.
Zuo Xi: "Are we a little inflated? After two games in the summer split, the celebration party started."
Yu Jingnian: "The value of life lies in expansion."
After thirty years of drinking, everyone was a little tipsy except for Zuo Xi, a minor who could only drink fruit juice.
Xiao Shen looked at Zuo Xi and asked: "Zuo Xi, why did you become like this?"
Zuo Xi:? ? ?
Zuo Xi decided to quote the classics: "Have I changed, or have you never really understood me?"
Xiao Shen: "What the hell are you talking about here? Why don't I understand you? I see you are fat, so I still need to understand your heart?"
Zuo Xi: "..."
Xiao Shen said: "Oh, you used to have a melon face, but now you have a watermelon face."
……
After returning to the Shanghai base, Zuo Xi looked at himself in the mirror and found that he had indeed gained a lot of weight.
Zuo Xi was puzzled. After coming to the club, she followed everyone on schedule for high-intensity exercise every day. This increased her stress and reduced her sleep time. Logically speaking, she shouldn't gain weight.
Zuo Xi stood on the scale and looked at his weight, which stayed at 53.5kg, with a sad face.
The last time she weighed herself, she only weighed 97 pounds. Why did she weigh 107 pounds in half a month?
Although she doesn't weigh much for her size, she still can't accept the fact that she has gained ten pounds in half a month.
Zuo Xi suffered from severe loss of appetite.
Before solving the mystery of weight gain, Zuo Xi absolutely controlled his diet.
However, she was still hungry.
Then every time when Rank gets hungry, Yu Jingnian will always hand over snacks at the right time.
Zuo Xi ate once or twice and still didn't react. After eating it many times, she finally found the reason for her weight gain!
Thank heaven, thank earth, thank Yu Jingnian!
Ever since she got a new assistant, she hasn't stopped snacking.
Zuo Xi asked Yu Jingnian: "How many snacks have you given me since you came here?"
Yu Jingnian: "More than two thousand yuan."
Zuo Xi:! ! !
How come she didn't notice that she ate so much!
On average, I eat hundreds or dozens of snacks a day. It would be strange if I don’t gain weight!
Zuo Xi asked again: "Why are you not fat at all?"
Yu Jingnian bought the snacks. Logically speaking, he should eat more than Zuo Xi. Why doesn't he seem to have gained any weight at all?
Yu Jingnian immediately responded to Zuo Xi's question: "I just like to buy snacks, but I don't like to eat them."
Later I added: "It's all in your belly. How about it, son? Dad is good to you."
……
Zuo Xi was quiet for a while, and then the two of them started to line up in double rows. Yu Jingnian subconsciously handed Zuo Xi snacks.
Zuo Xi paused and looked up at Yu Jingnian, his eyes filled with misery.
"Yu Jingnian, what do you think of me?" Thanks to classmate kingorlion for the reward^ω^ Thanks to Qing Huandu, Bai, I Don't Know Your Sadness and other classmates for their votes ovo
Good afternoon
(End of chapter)