Chapter 2 [Playing with the meme system]


Chapter 2 [Playing with the Meme System]

Since he was not proficient in business and it was past the peak period for takeout, he did not have any extra orders in hand. After delivering this order, Chu Ge was able to return to the EDG base without anyone noticing.

Although I was a little too irritable when I woke up before, who would have trouble with money?

The commission for running errands is slightly higher than the price of takeout orders, with the unit price being a full 6 yuan.

Grab the medicine and ride on his beloved electric motorcycle.

Find the corresponding building according to the address of the takeaway navigation.

It took about two minutes for the elevator to slow down.

Most of the high-rise buildings here are apartments with 40-year property rights. Most of them are used to open studios or rent out small businesses.

The situation of mobile people is complicated.

The smell of low-quality perfume and deoxyribose in the elevator made Chu Ge couldn't help but tighten the nose of the mask.

The five brothers wearing blue Ele.me takeout clothes chatted with each other about interesting things while delivering takeout.

Only Chu Ge, who was wearing a yellow Meituan uniform, was out of tune with them. He was even keenly aware that the five of them glanced in his direction intentionally or unintentionally while chatting.

Am I a mole?

In order to avoid accidents and not want to experience the feeling of being covered with a big man, Chu Ge unzipped his clothes without blushing and took off his Meituan delivery clothes.

Revealing the status symbol of the Blue Rider.

"Are you hungry? No. 1 in the world!"

The eyes of the five strong and strong brothers gradually returned to normal. Coupled with Ele.me's clothes, the harmonious atmosphere in the elevator room returned to its previous state.

Chu Ge also got involved in their chat.

The elevator slowly reached the designated floor. He said goodbye to the five eldest brothers one by one, whom he had met so late, and stepped out of the elevator room in two steps.

"Bad luck!"

Chu Ge spat.

When the elevator went up, he cursed and put on Meituan's clothes again.

He turned on his phone to confirm the room number for the takeaway, and strode deeper into the corridor.

The rooms on both sides of the corridor were staggered, and the ceiling lights were particularly bright. Chu Ge slowly stopped when he reached room 927 at the end.

Before he could knock on the door.

Even through the security door, you can hear the roar coming from inside.

"Welcome to the Dongting Lake live broadcast room, your body and my heart column. The good man is me, I am Dongting Lake!"

"Oh my god, my stomach hurts again."

"Brother Kai, please call quickly and ask why the medicine hasn't come yet!"

This voice is inexplicably familiar.

Not sure, Chu Ge decided to listen again.

As someone who has watched live broadcasts all year round, he quickly recognized this highly recognizable voice.

Cave Master, Hu Kaili!

He knocked on the door.

But after waiting for half a minute, I didn't get a response.

He raised his head again and checked the house number.

Sure.

Chu Ge expected that the two people in the room were playing games and wearing headphones and didn't hear the knock on the door, so he made a phone call.

After beeping several times, there was still no answer.

Seeing that the timeout was about to expire and the cooked delivery fee was about to go out, Chu Ge was impatient and wanted to rush out the door.

There was really no other way, so I finally thought of a stupid move. I knocked on the door hard and shouted loudly:

“Open the door and the community will send warmth!”

As soon as these words came out, it was like thunder.

Not only did the door of 927 open, but the doors of several apartments next door also squeaked, wanting to see which lucky person got the prize.

The effect is really good.

Chu Ge couldn't help but praise himself for his wit.

The security door of room number 927 slowly opened, and a burly man appeared in front of Chu Ge.

"What community..."

The man suddenly raised his head and looked at Chu Ge in front of him. His originally trembling voice unconsciously raised an octave, "What kind of community warmth does Huang Pao need to deliver personally?"

"Your laxative...oh no, it's your anti-diarrheal medicine."

Chu Ge checked the last number on his phone and handed the plastic bag to Brother Kai, who he often saw in the cave master's live broadcast room.

Turn around and prepare to return to base.

Although the division's training matches and daily activities have nothing to do with him, the club has clearly stated curfew times, and the cash-strapped Chu Ge cannot withstand any changes.

EDG club management is notoriously strict - you can't stay out all night and you must get back before 12pm.

If you go back late, the club's fine is no joke.

But before he could take two steps, he was stopped by Brother Kai behind him.

"I know you are in a hurry, but don't worry yet."

"Can you come in and do me a favor? I'll keep you for a while."

Chu Ge looked at him in surprise, and after a while he raised his lips and smiled:

"Read less jokes. The delivery boy is not omniscient and omnipotent," Chu Ge left a back view of Brother Kai and waved his hand, "Remember to give me a five-star review, dear."

"Brother, I'll add money!"

"You should have told me earlier"

Before Brother Kai could react, he saw a yellow light flash in front of his eyes, and the delivery boy who was still in the corridor before actually appeared in the room.

"Sometimes, I am quite willing to help others."

Chu Ge was not ashamed either.

If you don't make money, you bastard.

He looked around the room without blushing or heartbeat.

The layout of the room is very simple. Apart from three sets of tables and chairs and four monitors placed on the side, there is only a refrigerator and iron shelves with snacks.

There was a screaming chicken placed in the window, and Chu Ge had some impression - every time the cave owner killed everyone, he would squeeze the chicken and cluck, to cheer up the water friends in the live broadcast room.

The air was still filled with the smell of cigarette smoke and foot odor.

You can understand this when you see Hubei Rat King Kai Ge with his unshaven beard, chicken coop haircut, shorts and flip-flops.

It would be strange if the room was tidy and smell-free.

The cave owner who yelled earlier was not in the room, but a faint popping sound could be heard on the other side of the room.

The two screens on the table are the loading page of the League of Legends; the other is the cave owner's own live broadcast room, which is full of barrages.

The keyboard and mouse look quite clean, at least there are no reflections under the light at first glance.

But the only thing that made Chu Ge a little embarrassed was that there were two pairs of men's ice silk underwear on the table.

Brother Kai followed Chu Ge's gaze, his old face turned red, and he put away his two pants at lightning speed.

He raised his eyebrows at Chu Ge, "Brother, you know!"

"Uh, I understand, I understand."

Chu Ge's mouth twitched, the cave master was fine with everything else.

It was this guy who developed the habit of sniffing underwear during his early live broadcasts.

"Brother, help me play a game."

Before Chu Ge could react, he was pressed in front of the computer.

Brother Kai also thoughtfully moved the camera to the side and patted Chu Ge on the shoulder, "Help me, this is my master's promotion!"

"I, I, am silver."

Brother Kai's face froze.

But he still said confidently:

"It's okay. Stay safe online and don't get killed. Wait for me to catch you."

Listening to Brother Kai's voice, Chu Ge nodded.

He took off his helmet, put on his headphones, and skillfully looked at the barrage in the split-screen live broadcast room. (End of chapter)

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