Chapter 13 [Just call me Xiao Chu]
At eight o'clock in the evening, Lujiazui Yucuiyuan villa area.
In the luxuriously decorated living room, a sturdy young man with a naive appearance squatted up and down in front of the camera.
At first, he arrogantly shouted to the people around him that a small punishment could not stop him, but as soon as he reached the seventh squat, he got up and started to act mischievously.
He was breathing heavily, and habitually used his index finger to hold up the black-rimmed glasses that were about to fall off from the bridge of his nose, "Ya'er, you can't even do this without eating!"
Xiao Ma, who acts like a little chicken in front of PDD, doesn't accept this trick at all. "I'm willing to admit defeat. The takeaway is almost on the way. I can make up for it after I finish eating."
PDD sat in the gaming chair with a frown on his face, and slid to the computer desk with a slight push, turning his head to look at the split-screen live broadcast room barrage
[Stop making excuses, Sassy Pig, let’s play the game]
[I have already done the math, Piggy owes a total of 53 squats]
【The body is soft, so don’t be hard on the mouth】
[It has been said that the hand speed of the elderly cannot be achieved by breaking Sword Princess in 1 second and 4 seconds, and it has to be a young man like Xiao Ma]
[Don’t mention it, after Xiaoma was defeated by the brother who appeared in the cave master’s live broadcast room yesterday, he lost 4 consecutive games and fell directly to 14th in the national server]
Seeing this scene, PDD was still unwilling.
He watched Qi Xiaodian's latest video many times, and Xiao Ma also coached him on the essence of split second, but he still couldn't get past the operation of Subject 2, which was jokingly called Sword Queen on the Internet.
But after three experiments, it was broken in 4 seconds.
In the 2016 version, the only way to practice hero moves is to customize them. The training camp, an artifact that can modify the hero's level and have no CD, is still on the designer's agenda.
So just these three times cost PDD a lot of time.
Unwilling to be reconciled, PDD ignored the barrage and tried again on the enemy hero after the sword queen's ultimate move in the custom game cooled down.
When R refreshed and appeared on the hero within 0.5 seconds, PDD operated Fiona to move
With the failure experience of the previous three times, this subject 2 exam went very smoothly.
RAEAQ flashes A.
The flawed blood recovery array is like the flag when Mario clears the level, announcing the success of the subject two exam.
Saozhu calmly turned his head and looked to the side, as if he had finished something insignificant, and raised his head towards the pony, "What do you mean by this wave?"
While speaking, he put on the sunglasses on his computer desk and made a 'Respect' gesture towards the live broadcast room camera.
"Xiao Ma, why don't you still bark like a dog?" Sao Zhu still couldn't calm down and shouted triumphantly, "Isn't this operation just a matter of skill?"
Pony rolled her eyes.
After finishing the live broadcast yesterday, he tried to use his memory to achieve 4 breaks in 1 second in a custom game.
Seeing this scene, the audience in the live broadcast room started to cheer.
[Can you stop pretending to be a saucy pig? Is it hard to admit that you are an older person? 】
【Whoever wanted to live or die said that this is not something that humans can do】
[Which stupid brother, can you please release the video of the previous mistake? I really want to slap this fat man in the face]
[I just took a look, it was clearly 1.95 seconds to break four, in the Qixiaodian video it was clearly 1.14 seconds]
[Tomorrow’s title is here: Sao Zhu has mastered the lost skills and returned to the fairyland on land. Your LPL emperor is back. 】
Seeing that the barrage did not buy into the previous operation at all, PDD suddenly became unhappy, "I'm going to beat you up with bananas, pig skins and squids. Isn't that all I need to do with my hands? Ma Xiaotiao, don't you know how to teach others? Fortunately, I'm smart." Extraordinary, you realize it yourself.”
"You still want to learn from others as a teacher? How about I just find someone to come over and give him on-site teaching how to make him learn to break 1 second and 4 seconds in the shortest time?"
"Don't just grab someone," Xiao Ma has long been accustomed to PDD's cheating. As an expert in disrupting troubles, he said bluntly, "YM's base is in the villa. How about just picking up any player who is not an LSLP player?"
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"Who can't?"
PDD felt dissatisfied upon hearing this and tried to beat Pony up.
But then I thought about it.
What Xiao Ma said does make sense.
Apart from Ning Shishi and Shen Lingmin, the only person around him was the cleaning lady in the villa.
These people even have problems with basic operations, let alone high-end operations that test hand speed, such as four breaks per second.
He immediately lost the idea of hitting people.
Just as he was frowning, the cell phone on the table rang.
"Are you hungry? Blue Knight, your takeout has arrived. The security guard stopped you from entering. It was left at the door of the east gate for you."
The voice coming from the other end of the phone made PDD stunned for a moment, and he immediately signaled Xiao Ma to cut off the audio in the live broadcast room.
"Send it in!" He shouted towards the computer, "Give the security guard the phone and I'll tell him."
After a brief communication, PDD allowed the delivery boy to enter the villa area as he wished.
"Housekeeper, please seal up those rhythmic ones," said the coquettish girl, making a face towards the camera with her eyebrows flying, "I'll show you later what it means to teach and educate people and a prostitute teacher!"
The door of the villa opened in advance, and Xiao Ma stayed at the door to receive the delivery boy wearing blue Ele.me work clothes into the living room.
This person is Chu Ge who works part-time to deliver food.
It's still the familiar black mask, but the clothes on his body have changed from yellow robes to Doraemon blue.
Before Chu Ge entered the door, he already knew what he was going to do next from Xiao Ma. He originally wanted to refuse to take the next order, but PDD gave him too much.
The cost of two hot pots is enough to make up for the income from half a day's hard work last night.
The boss is awesome!
"Brother, what do you call me?"
Chu Ge was already sitting in the C seat in the live broadcast room, while PDD was standing behind Chu Ge. His posture looked a bit like a primary school student who didn't have money to go online and watch other people playing games in an Internet cafe.
"Teacher whoring, just call me Xiao Chu."
"Can you play Sword Princess?" PDD didn't waste much time and went straight to the topic, "Can you play Sword Princess subject 2, which is popular all over the Internet?"
Chu Ge shook his head.
When the current PDD heard this, he immediately became happy.
If he could, then his career as a teacher would have to be replaced by someone else.
The previous custom game has not been closed, and now the ultimate move and flash have been changed, which means that after going through the key points of teaching, Chu Ge can get started immediately.
"Watch the video first and see the finished product first." PDD was tireless and patient, just like he was as enthusiastic as when he transformed into e-sports Dong Zhuo, "I will explain it to you again."
Chu Ge nodded and placed the helmet with the bamboo dragonfly on it on the table next to him. When he turned sideways, he happened to meet the pony's hot gaze.
"Have I seen you somewhere?" Xiao Ma asked doubtfully, "Have you ever stayed at the YM base before?"
Chu Ge still shook his head.
"Xiao Ma, what's the matter with you," PDD teased, "Why do you use your method of picking up girls on men, tsk tsk tsk"
"Get out!"
Chu Ge sat upright, as if he couldn't hear Fat Tiger's exchange, and changed Tiamat's 1 key to T key.
Seeing this, PDD's eyes lit up. (End of chapter)