Chapter 75 [Live and learn! 】
The next game pitted Snake against SAT. The Snake team was shaved bald by IG yesterday. Today's play style was particularly brutal. Crystal Brother's Draven returned to the arena and cooperated with Holy Spear Brother to easily take away the opponent 2:0.
At this moment, Wang Cheng suddenly frowned and said, "How come Tank can't even suppress me Otto, but I can still be killed alone when facing a defense tower?"
"Huh?"
Before Chu Ge could speak, Liu Zhihao, who was sitting next to him, said softly, "If I join the Snake team as the mid laner, I will definitely help Snake reach a higher level!"
Ji Zhi was not focused on work during this period, and he didn't even care that his starting position was about to be snatched away.
"I checked and there is no substitute in the middle of the Snakes team. Maybe next year Erzi you can return to the middle!"
Hearing this, Chu Ge raised his eyebrows.
The young Liu Zhihao entered the professional arena for the first time and was known as a talented mid laner. However, Song Yijin performed better and he transitioned to the top lane.
"What you said makes sense! Brother Cheng!"
He smiled softly and even stood up slowly, like the sloth in "Zootopia".
Chu Ge almost vomited and quickly turned his head away.
How could he be so naughty!
"Hello, big sister? You're downstairs, I'll be down right away!" Under Chu Ge's stunned eyes, he rushed out of the door and disappeared into the training room in an instant.
"It's almost 11 o'clock? Where's the posture?" Chu Ge tilted his head and asked Song Yijin curiously.
"He's looking for his girlfriend," Song Yijin said with an understanding look, "After the World Championships last year, my posture became visibly slimmer every day."
After saying that, Song Yijin lowered his head and pinched the flesh of his belly, and said enviously, "We agreed to be each other's fat boy, why did he abandon his brothers!"
"Good guy!" Even though he was prepared, Chu Ge was still taken aback. He took off his earphones and walked forward quickly. He circled around Song Yijin a few times and felt relieved. "My dear, it's a good thing that you haven't lost weight yet, Old Song." ! ”
Is that thin? That was squeezed out to the last drop!
Chu Ge complained in his heart.
The management of IG is indeed relatively loose. If I was in EDG before and wanted to go out at 11 o'clock without special circumstances, I had to ask for leave from the team leader and explain the reason.
If you run out rashly and check your bed at night and find that the person is not there, your salary and bonus will be deducted, which is not a small sum.
The serious decline in posture since the summer split is probably related to his recent daily routine. Otherwise, under normal circumstances, unless there is a major version change, it is impossible for his state to decline significantly.
woman?
It will only affect my speed of 4 breaks in 1 second!
Esports doesn’t need women!
For Chu Ge, his energy is limited, both physical and mental, he needs to focus on his career.
Even if there is a system, it cannot solve the problem of myasthenia.
After all, a deposit of 5,000 yuan is not a small amount! A person who cherishes money like Chu Ge is not willing to spend it to buy gifts.
Of course, monkeys like Doinb were an accident.
It’s a bit outrageous to balance career, live broadcasting and dating at the same time.
The big nose selling meat waffles in ancient times and the hollowed-out posture now are undoubtedly the best negative examples.
Song Yijin: "Geve, your turtle's eyes have been opened, can you tell me why you can't lose weight?"
After saying that, he opened the notebook on his desk again, picked up a gel pen, and planned to write down his teammates' words.
Lu Xun often said:
Live until you are old and learn until you are old!
Chu Ge blinked, put his hands on the back of his head, and looked out the window casually, "Yes, the weather is really nice today!"
Song Yijin, who was behind him, turned his head and looked out the dark window, laughing and scolding, "Xiba Pigeon, if you don't want to say anything, can you please stop making these bad excuses!"
Chu Ge pretended to be deaf and dumb, and returned to his seat to continue lining up.
Since there was a game tomorrow, Su Xiaoluo forced King Juan to log off early to avoid being fined by the league for oversleeping tomorrow.
The next day.
It was already after 1 o'clock when the team members woke up. After a brief lunch, they hurriedly got on the minibus and arrived at the Hongqiao Tiandi Performing Arts Center without even having time to play the warm-up qualifying round.
Today their game is scheduled at 7 o'clock, and their opponent is GT.
After GT was reorganized in the summer split, it did not go all out like it did in the spring split. Instead, it became a weak team in Group B.
The current record is 12 games played, with a record of 5 wins and 7 losses, which is basically a mixed victory. If Dean Gong can take over the game, the team still has hope of winning.
Otherwise, even SAT, which is on the verge of relegation, can win their first win in the summer split.
Before going to the lounge, you need to check in at the backstage and hand over all peripherals you bring to the staff for technical inspection.
After entering the lounge, it’s time to put on makeup.
This is why you have to arrive two hours early for every game, and IG is always fined for being late and missing.
The girl in charge of doing Gao Zhenning's makeup frowned, pursed her lips and carefully looked at the face in the camera. Her hand holding the powder was hanging in the air, but she didn't take action.
After a long time, he asked, "Handsome guy, did you do any other outdoor work before you became a professional?"
"No!"
"Then why does your skin color look different from ours."
Gao Zhenning suppressed his blush, stood up and retorted, "Brother, this is a healthy complexion. Look at some of my weak teammates. They are as white as girls and have no masculinity at all!"
Chu Ge didn't know whether the make-up artist was silent after being fucked, but he felt that the eyes of the people in the lounge were about to turn serious.
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After a moment of silence, Gao Zhenning sat back on the 'regret chair', staring at himself in front of the mirror, trying to control his emotions.
After about 3 minutes, the makeup artists didn't dare to stay any longer, and ran away after hastily finishing, probably because they were afraid of blood splattering on the white dress they just bought.
General Sturgeon had a gloomy face, walked up behind Gao Zhenning, who had his back straight, patted his shoulder, and said softly, "Xiao Ning, I have a suggestion for you. Do you want to listen to it?"
"If you don't want to listen, don't speak!"
General Sturgeon was about to speak, but was choked back by Gao Zhenning's words.
"You guys don't play by common sense!"
Gao Zhenning: "Unless your suggestion can really make me whiter, I will never listen to it!"
Chu Ge suggested, "Actually, swimming is very useful. How about taking the time to apply for a card at a nearby university swimming pool."
Gao Zhenning, "I am a landlubber. I will be gone after a few flutters."
Hearing this, Song Yi became interested, put down his cell phone, moved his chair to Chu Ge, and asked, "I heard that swimming can also help you lose weight. Pigeon, please teach me. I am also a landlubber."
"I'll teach you." Chu Ge scratched his head in embarrassment, "I'm not very good at it either. If you don't mind, can I dog paddle?"
"You can't even swim?" Chen Zi waved his hand and stood in front of everyone, "Why don't we use such a good resource as lifeguards? Free swimming teachers! If you can't swim in the water, you will drown in front of him. ! ”
"Do it a few more times and use your body's instincts. Even if you don't know how to do it, you have to be able to do it." Chen Zi raised his arms and neck proudly. "It saves time and tuition costs, and it can also help the lifeguards consolidate their business." -1
"A win-win situation!"
Everyone looked at each other.
Chu Ge almost choked on the water.
Are you experiencing a card bug?
Sure enough, Chen Zi’s is the real warrior.
Damn it, I'll turn into a bastard after I code it!
-1. The inspiration for the joke comes from "My Identity is Increasingly Abnormal", a book that the author himself is following.
PS: Please be careful when watching, it is easy to faint from laughter.
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