Even though he promised not to exchange gifts, Fu Xiao returned to the house and picked up his phone to open Lu He's live broadcast room.
She stared at her phone and worried. It was very common for friends to exchange gifts. Didn't Lu He give her and Jiajia chocolates last time? Only a sensitive person like Ka Ka would care about this.
However, Fu Xiao was not the only one who didn't sleep.
In addition to the robots in the live broadcast room, there were also two people who were attracted by the newcomer recommendations on the homepage - two chattering people.
Nuanyangyang is me: Wow, this hand of Master Luban is so cool
A Lang Bu Lang: This fire dance fw, it doesn’t even follow this
They didn't listen to Qin Han's words at all. Fu Xiao curled his lips. Just now, he was worried that paying too much attention to Lu He would make Lu He unhappy. But now the two of them went back to the house and started mentally attacking them online. .
In this case, she no longer had any grudges in her heart and showed her face openly:
"You agreed to go to bed?"
Lu He didn't say anything and sent a question mark emoticon like "Eh" in the game.
A Lang Bu Lang: But this mirror is not bad, fat man, take a good look at it and learn from it.
Nuan Yangyang is me: OK, everything is OK. I found that you can’t speak without hurting me
Alangbulang: Fu Xiao, you are here, come and comment
Alangbulang: I didn’t target him intentionally at all, it was all because of his conspicuousness
Fu Xiao felt funny, he brought up the keyboard and pressed a few words:
"Love and kill each other"
Although Lu He didn't speak, Fu Xiao heard clearly. He laughed softly after watching the barrage in the live broadcast room.
Alangbulang: Why doesn’t this anchor speak?
Nuanyangyang is me: Ah Lang is right, if you don’t speak, how can anyone come to see you?
A Lang Bu Lang: Please don’t agree with me, I am uniquely beautiful. Do you know how to avoid suspicion? Look, some people are already taking CP.
Card Captors Yu: You are still here with your glib words, disturbing our prince Qin Han’s dream, and I want you to look good
Alangbulang: Pull him down, he is lying next to me, and he is watching the live broadcast.
Deak：.
Deak: It's not a good habit to peek at other people's phone screens.
Speechless, I was afraid that Lu He would go back to the house because he couldn't let go, and ended up being catty in the live broadcast room.
Also, as a surfer who uses mobile phones intensively, Fu Xiao really feels that online communication will be much less awkward than communication in real life.
After watching Lu He win several beautiful peak games, Fu Xiao truly admired him. His operations are actually very delicate, but when he usually plays games, his attention is not on him, and Fu Xiao can't tell it at all.
Little Siemens: Why does the anchor keep choosing assistants
Little Siemens: boring
Is this a passerby?
A Lang Bu Lang: The title of the live broadcast room is [Fault Fighting Power Country One Lu University]
A Lang Bu Lang: Are you blind if you click in and don’t see the support?
"Don't scold, don't scold." Lu He's low voice suddenly sounded, startling Fu Xiao. "I just came in to take a look."
Qingqing Zijin: The anchor's performance was so bad, it shocked me.
This was a headache when there were too many people. Fu Xiao watched the tourists talking and arguing, but the good thing was that the live broadcast room became lively.
Little Siemens: Aren’t assistants just bastards?
Little Siemens: I came in when I saw the national service list
Little Siemens: I didn’t expect him to be a gangster
If he hadn't known about the diversity of the Internet, Fu Xiao might have really thought he was here to fish.
Card Captors: Fake Japs and dogs are not allowed in this live broadcast room.
A Lang Bu Lang: Hahaha
Little Siemens: Hey, there is also a little fairy?
Little Siemens: Just using an online name makes you look like a Japanese devil? funny.
Cardcaptor Yu: Since you don’t want to be the former, then consider yourself the latter.
Nuanyangyang is me: 6
In an instant, 666's barrages filled the screen, and everyone who came in to watch the excitement became happy.
The butt house manager sent by Lion Claw backhandedly blocked this troublemaking buddy.
"Having said that"
A chat window popped up at the top of Fu Xiao's phone. It was the first group the five of them formed about five rows after Fu Xiao returned home. Later, after training together every day, the group became idle.
"I think Fu Xiao can be the resident troll in Lu He's live broadcast room." These two posts were made by Skinny Monkey.
"?" Fu Xiao replied with a question mark without even thinking about it.
"If he doesn't speak now, it's impossible for the live broadcast to be effective." Shouhou said. "You can only passively be scolded when someone sprays you."
"Then you can't let his live broadcast room become famous for trolling people," Fu Xiaofa issued a protest.
"It's not that he doesn't speak, he's just afraid of disturbing you," Lin Yuhang said.
"Qin Han just said he doesn't care. I don't care either," said Shouhou.
"The biggest obstacle is that he doesn't know how to talk dirty," Fu Xiao concluded.
"So I'm going to ask you to come out!" Shouhou said. "Even the name you chose is too girly"
"I am a woman, isn't it normal to be a mother!" Fu Xiao resolutely fights against stereotypes.
"I think it's pretty good." Lin Yuhang's hand speed in sending the message was faster than the speed of the jungler. "The more popular the name, the harsher the curse. The main focus is on contrasting cuteness."
"Black and red are also red," Thin Monkey was still encouraging.
Fu Xiao was furious and said: "You are talking as if I like to curse people."
Lin Yuhang: Isn’t it?
Slender Monkey: Isn’t it?
"It's your grandma's leg!"
Fu Xiao tapped the screen fiercely: "You really brought a panda to deliver food to your door - the bamboo shoots are home"
"Tsk, let's set up a stage in Lu He's live broadcast room: a poisonous-tongued girl, you can squirt"
"The rule is you can't say bad words," Lin Yuhang added.
"The live broadcast room will be extremely popular in the next few days, and the crowd will come."
"Climb, crawl, crawl." Fu Xiao sent an emoticon angrily.
"The bow god lying next to me just said that he thinks this is a good idea."
"Good night, wife"
? ? ?
The message disappeared in an instant, leaving behind a system prompt saying "Qin Han withdrew a message" and three melon-eaters who looked confused.
"Wrong message?" Lin Yuhang asked.
Shouhou and Qin Han didn't speak for a long time. If it weren't for the difference between men and women, Fu Xiao would have really wanted to rush over and see Qin Han's deflated look. Just thinking about it made Fu Xiao laugh out loud.
"It should be correct. He is secretly confessing to you." Fu Xiao answered Lin Yuhang seriously.
"Hahahahahahahahaha" Shouhou said about ten thousand words "haha" "From now on, I will have the ability to be a bow god."
Qin Han posted a speechless expression in the group, then abruptly changed the topic and said: "Why did Lu He start shooting shooters?"
However, Fu Xiao's attention was indeed diverted: Lu He was currently playing with Gongsun Li, who was very agile and very impressive.
"Qin Han, do you feel a sense of crisis?"
A few people started making noises from the group to the live broadcast room, and finally stayed with Lu He until Lu He finished the broadcast at two or three o'clock.
Fu Xiao couldn't hold on anymore and fell into a deep sleep. He only remembered Lin Yuhang's last sentence:
"Come on Kaka, I've warmed the bed for you~"
Fu Xiao was so happy that she suspected that she always had a smile on her face when she fell asleep - even though she couldn't smile the next day.
The four of them sat top-heavy at the table, their upper and lower eyelids seemed to be glued together, and they could not hear what Lao Li was saying at all. If Fu Xiao was given another chance, she would not open the live broadcast room even if she was killed.