Chapter 133 My blowjob is pretty good, right?
PS: The content of the previous chapter has been changed, and the five blacks have been changed to double rows. It is recommended to go back and read it again
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[No, that devilish laughter, Guangbao, are you sure that the one you are dating is an A-list female idol, not a joke? 】
[Hahahahaha, the familiar milk dragon roars, it has to be you, Park Ji-yeon! 】
[I have watched it a hundred times and I thought she was a sexy goddess on and off stage. This really subverted my perception]
[Is Wang Shicongqi sensible? For a woman with such an effective show, why not arrange a live broadcast for her immediately? It just so happened that Long Zai didn’t have much schedule after returning to Korea. 】
In the voice, Park Ji-yeon's milk dragon roar remained uninterrupted.
"Why? Why are you ranked in the bottom lane of SKT? Lin Qiguang, speak up!"
Lin Qiguang wanted to laugh, but held it back.
He still uses the account of "ROXFlashlight". Although he has not touched the Korean server since he came to the United States to participate in the World Championship, which has caused his account to fall to Diamond 1, the hidden points are still there.
Moreover, depending on the situation, the opponent's wolf-stick combination has not been played for a long time. A drill has 100 points and a master has 27 points. It seems that they have just started to recover their ranking today, so it is not surprising that Lin Qiguang is ranked.
After roaring for a while, Park Ji-yeon acted coquettishly: "Lin Qiguang, please speak up. I really want to quit the game. How about we play Overwatch? Or how about CSGO?"
The baby is so cute and coquettish, but if it were someone else, she would have been transformed into a cute girl at this moment.
It's a pity that Lin Qiguang is invulnerable and only wants to improve the effect of the show.
"It's okay, we just need to develop slowly. We have a shortcoming like you here, and the opposite side has a wolf-stick combination in the bottom lane, so there is a high probability that they will have a shortcoming that is worse than you." Lin Qiguang comforted.
But these words were not comforting at all.
Pu Zhiyan naturally understood the meaning of this sentence, and the milk dragon instantly transformed into an evil dragon, "Humph, you guy, if you want to scold me, just say so! Just wait, I have to hit that Bang in this round!"
Very good, very energetic!
I hope you can still maintain this mentality after entering the game and starting laning.
Seoul, SKT club.
Because after returning to Korea, I started ranking frequently without resting for a few days, which made the Korean server ranking of "Hideonbush" reach the third place, so now the waiting time for each game is very long.
Therefore, while waiting for the game, Lee Sang Hyuk either interacted with the audience in the live broadcast room, or wandered around the training room to see what his teammates were playing.
As soon as I poured a glass of water, I saw Bang and Wolf entering the game in a double row.
"Oh? Is that person in line?
"Hasn't he already joined that LPL team? And he hasn't changed his name yet?"
"It seems that this account was the one he applied for himself from the beginning. The ID also has commemorative significance, so it makes sense that he is not going to change it."
"But why is he a support? No one will give up his position?"
"Hey, no matter what, he's the bottom laner. I have to beat him hard in this game!"
The Wolf Stick duo exchanged words with each other, and Lee Sang Hyuk walked behind them curiously and observed them secretly.
Because it is still the offseason, all SKT members are conducting live broadcasts. The translator arranged by Douyu Live Broadcast will also read some gift messages and so on, so that the players can answer or thank the gifts.
Soon Bang was surprised and said: "Oh? Someone in my live broadcast room left a message saying that Flashlight was assisted by Park Ji-yeon in this game, and they played in a double queue."
"Yeah, really? That Park Ji-yeon from Tara? Dafa. It's IU and Park Ji-yeon. How many connections does this guy have?"
"What? No way?" After the translator read a few comments, Bang exclaimed again, "The audience said that the host Eun Jung is now living in the LG team's base. Look at Li Zaiwan, I will say."
"Ah? What do you want to say? Why don't you say anything?" Wolf hated this kind of half-sentence behavior. He turned around and wanted to punch Bang twice, but before his big fat fist could be punched out, his eyes glanced at the station. Faker is not far behind them.
"Tons, tons, tons -" Lee Sang Hyuk drained the water in the cup like a cow, and then walked back to his seat with an expressionless face.
Calm down, Lee Sang Hyuk, the past has drifted away with the wind, you just had a heartbeat, it's not that you fell in love and couldn't extricate yourself.
Eun Jung? Oh, let her be.
I heard that a new female host has recently joined the LCK, named Jin Mina. Although she is not as gentle and generous in appearance as Eun Jung, she is more delicate and cute.
No, Lee Sang Hyuk, please stop, you can’t continue thinking about this!
Women will only become a stumbling block on your road to success!
There is no woman in my heart, so I draw my sword to the God of Nature!
Start ranking! Let me see who my next opponent is tonight, I'm going to kill him till he bleeds like a river! ! !
"Welcome to League of Legends!"
The game has started, buy the equipment normally and go out.
Lin Qiguang and Park Ji-yeon's blue team's lineup is top laner Rambo, jungler Lee Sin, mid laner male swordsman, and bottom lane policewoman + Tahm.
The red side's lineup on the opposite side is the male gun in the top lane, the wild lion dog in the jungle, the snake girl in the mid lane, and the wolf stick combination of Ashe + Niutou in the bottom lane.
The current version of the Korean server has been updated to version 6.22. The assassin hero has received a large-scale redesign. For example, its own mid-lane male sword and the opposite jungle poodle have all undergone major changes.
For example, the change of the poodle is to change the locked normal attack damage to two stages of damage. The first stage is damage in a near-point arc range, and the second stage is forward piercing with a small displacement.
Lin Qiguang's evaluation of this was just two words: stupid!
This time's major changes to the Assassin version, given Lin Qiguang's "God's perspective", are not as successful as the major changes to the AD version at the beginning of the S6 season.
In particular, the changes to the poodle, fishman, and enchantress were absolutely superfluous. They made the assassin not look like an assassin, but they were eventually adjusted back.
In addition to the changes to the assassin, Alistar, the "Tauren Chief" chosen by Wolf on the opposite side, has also received changes. "Little Cow" has officially bid farewell. The E skill has become trample and gains stacks. After 5 stacks, it can stun the enemy. Hero, greatly strengthened.
In the bottom lane, although the policewoman has an ultimate range of 650 yards and is very suppressive, Bang also got Ashe, who has a range of 600 yards, not to mention that the strength of Long Zai and him are completely different.
Therefore, Lin Qiguang also knew very well that the chance of getting the reward of the dragon cub's beautiful legs in black stockings after this game was almost zero.
But who would have thought that as soon as I bought the equipment and walked out of the spring, someone was typing in the dialog box in the lower left corner.
【Everyone】Sofm4 (Stalker of Pride): 10086
【Everyone】ROXFlashlight(River King):?
【Everyone】ROXFlashlight (River King): 6
"Hahahahahaha——" Lin Qiguang suddenly laughed, "No, brothers, take a closer look, what is character? This is called character!"
The ID is Sofm4, and he sends out a secret code as soon as he comes in. It must be Snake jungler Sofm, and this should be his trumpet.
At this moment, there was only one word in Lin Qiguang's mind - stable!
[No, this Yang is unreasonable. He won’t really get the beautiful black stocking photos of Long Zai for the anchor, right? 】
[Oh no, there is an actor opposite! 】
[Sofm is such a pure idiot, isn’t he watching Lin Qiguang’s live broadcast? Want to come to LG next season? 】
[Boss Lin: Peanut and Clid, please free up your positions. Come on, team members, let us welcome the new starting jungler—Sofm! 】
After the brief program effect at the beginning, wild monsters are refreshed and heroes come online. Blind monks are refreshed from bottom to top, and poodles are refreshed from top to bottom.
After helping his jungler blind monk kill the stone beetles, Lin Qiguang controlled the big-bellied Tam and followed the dragon cub's policewoman as he walked toward the line.
On the lower route, the Wolf Stick combination of Ashe + Niutou has already taken the lead and started attacking the minions, and deliberately pressed forward. It seemed that he wanted to change his health at the first level.
The distance was getting closer and closer. At the moment when the policewoman launched Q against the three melee soldiers with low health, Wolf's Bull Head flashed his Q and then ignited it. Bang's Ashe also threw W "Thousands of Arrows." ”, prepare to cum all over long-legged policewoman Caitlin.
In fact, if you are a high-scoring passer-by who is aware of the position, you will naturally be wary just by looking at the position of the wolf stick combination. But after all, the dragon cub is just a little platinum, and the three melee soldiers only need to throw a Q to eat it. Yes, it’s impossible not to want it, right?
What the Wolf Sticks want to do is to take advantage of Park Ji-yeon's novice mentality and catch her off guard!
With the damage of Ashe + Bullhead, this wave will definitely not be able to kill them, but as long as they can force the policewoman's flash, they can station troops in the bottom lane and wait for the jungler to cross the tower.
FMVP, right? Park Ji-yeon, right? Bringing a girl, right?
If we don’t kill you two bitches today, we won’t be called the Wolf Stick Group!
But will Lin Qiguang let them get their wish?
If an ordinary Platinum Diamond is facing off in this round, he will definitely learn Q to lick at level 1 in order to cooperate with the female policeman in suppressing the line.
But since the assistant is a dragon cub, and the opponent is a wolf-stick combination that is bound to be criticized, it is undoubtedly stupid to learn Q at the first level.
The moment Wolf's bull-headed Q flashed, Lin Qiguang manipulated Tam to take a step back, dodging the bull-headed Q without being knocked away, and then opened his mouth wide at the long-legged policewoman.
"呲呲——"
Enjoy!
He swallowed the policewoman into his belly, spit it out behind him, and then turned back to lick Wolf's head!
"Don't be afraid, dragon cub, beat him!"
Weakness is put on Wolf's bull head, and at the same time, it also has the output of its three back-line soldiers, and knocks off a blood bottle to slightly offset Ashe's output.
Although Park Ji-yeon is not very strong, she is definitely not bad at the platinum rank in solo queue. After regaining control of the policewoman, she immediately followed Lin Qiguang to output the bull head.
Bang reluctantly handed over the treatment and covered Wolf's retreat.
I have a headache, how come Tam has learned W at level one?
This time, the flash of the bull's head + Ashe's treatment only replaced Tam's weakness, and the policewoman went out with a long sword + three reds!
send! Big loss!
"Wow wow wow! Lin Qiguang, your W is so crucial!"
"Hey, my blowjob is pretty good, right?"
"Ah! Why are you teasing your sister again? It's not polite!"
"Ah? What did I just say? Focus on the lane, focus on the lane, look at how you missed the shot again, I can hit better than you with my feet!"
"Am I too nervous when meeting professional players? I usually do very steady last-ditch attacks!"
Both of them were quarreling while concentrating on laning with the Wolf Stick combination.
Since Lin Qiguang reminded Park Ji-yeon in advance to wear a long sword + three-red outfit, the policewoman's blood volume quickly returned to a healthy state. It didn't matter if she missed a knife, as long as she gained experience.
With Tahm Kench around, even if the opponent uses three packs of one or four packs of two under the tower, it will be difficult to get rid of the dragon cub in the first time.
What's more.
"Firstblood!"
The news of success came from the middle lane. After clearing the three groups of wild monsters in the lower half, the blind monk went to the middle lane and launched a wave of ganks. With the revised version of the male sword that had a bleeding effect and high damage, he ruthlessly took the head of the lane dominant snake girl. .
Then the blind monk helped the male sword push the line, and then the two of them ganked together and killed the male gun in the top lane on the opposite side.
Then, there was an additional comment on the public screen.
[Everyone] Mentality is very important (Outlaw): GG!
Then, I saw the male gun TP to the bottom lane, rushed directly under the defense tower, and gave the female police a head.
Lin Qiguang looked confused, and then explained to the camera: "It's not that you believe me. What I said before the competition started was really just for show effect. I really didn't hire any actors!"
In the training room of Snake Base, Sofm, who has not yet evolved into the "richest man in Vietnam", also scratched his head. How come his teammates started sending him off before he even started to cause trouble? (End of chapter)