Chapter 10 Death Head and Blood Ax
There were blue orc-face flags flying in the camp, heavy metal music, and an orc warlord wearing heavy armor, lying on a large statue seat that could accommodate five or six people. This place may have been a human hero sitting here before.
The fart hairstylist stood behind the seat, holding various strange hairy creatures in his hands. If those things were attached to the warlord's head, they would bite them fiercely and turn them into hair.
Other orcs…
"Pa-ta-pa-ta, glagla, waaagh, Wuhu."
"We are the strongest, we are the biggest, and I am the happiest~"
They are having fun…
The warlord looked in the mirror and shouted. “Boy, let’s make a big click!”
That thing called the Big Click is a heavy bolter often used by the Taiwan Star Empire Army, but it has been completely modified by the orcs at this moment. A large number of messy things were stuffed into the gun body that could only be filled with noble explosive bombs. The boy hugged it. With.
Then you can see bullets of various calibers placed in the ammunition box like various nuts. Just take a handful and put them in, and they will explode with black smoke.
In the Empire, all the machines that explode are machine souls. You may be nice to them, but all loyal machines are so temperless in the hands of the orcs.
The Mechanicus Cult tried to decipher where the orcs' magical mechanical abilities came from more than once, but in the end all they gained were lumps of mushrooms and rotten meat.
Violent gunshots and heavy metal beats echoed in the ruins of the cities of the Human Empire. Boys with blue stuff on their faces drove dirty blue cars and ran on the runway where imperial machinery once ran.
The car dropped a lot of waste as it drove, and there were a group of farts picking up the garbage behind it. The Deathskull Orcs on the car looked at the farts, laughed, and poured it in again, a mouthful of fermented food. Mushroom beer, or fungus beer, no one knows whether it contains alcohol.
The light green foaming liquid splashed on the face of a neatly dressed green boy in the violent rush. He wore goggles and black and green clothes. He was completely different from those messy guys, and his scarlet eyes were only One was good, but the other was blind and a scary white color.
His face was expressionless, and he looked with a little disgust at the boys picking up the human army equipment on the roadside, and they were chattering.
"I think, I thought, since the shrimps have so many small luminous clicks, I can tie them together to make a handful of big clicks, and the boss will definitely praise us!"
That kid was also an action guy, and he started to use the Mechanicus Cult to look at him unconscious in just a moment. The Astra Militarum looked at the timid technology and tied the energy units of the four laser guns together with his bare hands, and then pulled the trigger.
The sound of the whizzing beams became dense and terrifying, and the intense light melted the reinforced alloy walls used in the empire's former outpost into red iron juice.
"Wuhu, boss, look at my big click!"
The orc, who was called the boss, rubbed his head. He was trying out various hair squiggles, but felt that the cockscomb hair was not beautiful enough, so he told his hairstylist. "I want to find a hairstyle that is cool, beautiful, and highlights my green color."
Then the fart hairstylist understood and tore off all the squiggles, revealing the big green bald head.
"Perfect!"
The boss sighed, saw the laser click again, stretched out his hand and snatched it away. "It's mine!"
The poor smart boy left with his head down, and when he wanted to make a click again, he found that he could never splice again.
The strangely dressed orc boy also walked up to the click-playing boss with a straight face, and yelled and cursed.
"The support from Xiami has arrived. We haven't captured Xiami's capital yet, but you are leading the boys to play around?"
The Death Skull boss rubbed his ears, took out a ball of green mud, and rubbed it on the face of the yelling boy.
"Shut up, I know what this bloody ax is coming from, I know."
"But there are too many Xiami reconnaissance stations, and you are just hired by me."
"I don't need you to care more about me than I do, you bastard of Bloodaxe."
"I am the boss."
The bastard of Blood Ax, also called One-Eyed, is an orc from the Blood Ax clan and a special operations boy. He brought his boy here to make money from this group of trash guys, but this is not the first time he has witnessed this group of no-good guys. Disciplined guys taint fighting chances.
He likes to play, especially using his dagger to slit the neck of an unsuspecting shrimp, but war is more important.
The special operations boy scolded the boss back. "I want to prove that your teeth are worth the money. Now, I will remove them for you at the outpost south of the human city."
The boss of the Death Skull Orcs exhaled a long stream of hot breath. He had just put a battery of the laser gun in his mouth and chewed it up. It was so strong that he couldn't slow down for a while.
The fart hairstylist next to me answered. "What the boss means is that you go and try."
The One Eye of the Blood Ax clan felt extremely insulted. He called his special operations boys and disappeared into the forest. He wanted to prove that he was right.
They dug through the dense fern forest and chopped through the tangled leaves with their machetes, but there was no sound.
But One Eye didn't realize at the moment that his special operations boy, the one following him, suddenly took out a weapon and stabbed his body with a dagger.
But One Eye had experienced many battles. He quickly turned around and took out a sharp, clean, unnicked and sharp dagger, and held it against the boy's dagger.
"What are you doing, Gan Luo!" One Eye yelled.
The orc held a machete. "This dagger is mine, our trophy!"
"No, this is mine!" On the side of the one-eyed blade, the orc's throat was slashed, but for an orc, such a wound would never be fatal.
Gan Luo covered his throat and quickly surrendered.
One-Eye cursed. "If you go to a planet with seas, you should be killed by Xiami."
They continued to march silently, while One-Eye paid extra attention to his dagger on the road, that beautiful weapon with serrated edges and a long blade.
It is different from other shrimp weapons. It does not have a roaring chain saw or a big shining fist, but it is quiet, deadly, and very easy to carry.
It is the weapon of the human shrimps from Catachan, and it is also One-Eye's favorite trophy. They are good opponents, not as weak as those other shrimps, and they are good at hiding themselves. Soon, he crawled out of his memories and his body submerged again. forest.
This is his favorite thing, because One Eye has always felt that Brother Mao's favorite tactic is to hide, otherwise how would the green skin be green? This is the color of hiding!
A group of orcs slowly groped forward. There were only 4-5 of them, but they used bombs, individual explosive cannons, or something called "Rumble". He didn't know himself, but he could call them whatever he liked.
One Eye peeled open the forest, and in the distance, there was a two-story imperial outpost filled with wire fences, trenches, and heavy clicks. Big numbers were written on the station.
No. 3.
The sacred heavy bolter machine gun group was destroyed by the orc boy? I always feel that that part is so erotic!
(End of chapter)