Chapter 158 The beautiful reporter accidentally entered the Pansi Cave
I don't know if it was an illusion, but after five Spider-Man moved into the house, Qin Su found that the mosquitoes had disappeared and were no longer visible. This was something worth celebrating in the hot summer.
The room temperature was 36 degrees. Middle-aged Peter felt like he was about to melt. He relied on the ice cubes in the refrigerator to survive. He wondered: "Qin Su, why don't you install an air conditioner in the living room?"
Qin Su said that she also thought: "The landlord of this apartment is an environmentalist. She only installs one air conditioner per household and does not allow private decoration."
"If you say it's "her", then let me, a middle-aged handsome man, take action. I will make sure to tame her and install an air conditioner for you for free." Middle-aged Peter slapped his beer belly, which further showed his decadent temperament.
Qin Su lowered his head and looked at his landlord's file: Pepper Potts, a hot name. Only then did he realize that the house he lived in was actually managed by a company under the Stark Group. Stark's business was quite extensive, but Clean energy can also be considered as compatible with environmental protection.
Qin Su declined the middle-aged Peter's proposal: "Don't cause trouble to me."
Seeing that he couldn't fool Qin Su, middle-aged Peter turned to his friends. The black and white Spider-Man was watching color TV. He was fascinated by the small colorful box.
"Are there no fascists in this world?" he asked, pointing to the image of people singing and dancing on TV.
Middle-aged Peter waved his hand hurriedly: "No, no, no, don't discuss such a heavy topic, let's talk about color."
His attitude said it all. The black and white Spider-Man took off his black cowboy hat, took out a revolver and wiped it gently: "Don't be nervous, fighting fascism is just a hobby, my job is to be a detective."
Middle-aged Peter was a little jealous when he saw this: "Why is this guy always so cool?"
Qin Su lowered his head to look at the windbreaker with its own cooling effect, and nodded with satisfaction: "Because cool is a style and a habit. His kind is generally called cold."
"But why don't I look like him at all?" Middle-aged Peter tried to imitate the movements and postures of the black and white Spider-Man, which only highlighted his out-of-shape figure.
Qin Su couldn't stand it anymore: "I think Peter, you should lose your belly first, and then talk about these things better. There are two idioms in the East that can describe your current behavior very well, Handan learns to walk, East Shi imitates the frown."
Middle-aged Peter became discouraged when it came to losing weight. He said in frustration: "That's because you are not old enough and don't understand the worries of married men..."
Middle-aged Peter talked about his past. He was more than ten years older than the Peter in this universe. Naturally, he had experienced more difficulties, including investment failures, marital disagreements, and the death of relatives.
Middle-aged Peter invested in a Spider-Man themed restaurant, but lost all his money. He was worried that the radiation in his body would affect his wife, so he did not dare to directly exchange body fluids with his wife. In the past five years, Aunt May also died of illness.
"Until recently, Jane and I divorced. She wanted a child, but..." middle-aged Peter drooped his head, "I am Spider-Man, and I was bitten by a radioactive spider.
I dare not agree to Jane because I cannot confirm whether my genes can be combined with ordinary humans. Even if I get pregnant successfully, the baby I give birth to may not be a normal baby..."
Middle-aged Peter has many concerns. He also subconsciously hopes to have a child, but think about it, what would happen to Jane if she gave birth to a spider?
If the price is that Jane is hurt, he would rather be a Dink, a Luther in the eyes of others.
The black and white Spider-Man handed him a pack of tissues, and middle-aged Peter sobbed and said: "I can't give her a complete home, wuwuwu..."
He looked at Qin Su: "Gwen told us last night what she wanted to do. She wanted to change the fate of Spider-Man. This was a great initiative, but she didn't understand that once she took on this mission, she would have to shoulder the responsibility. How much, how much is lost?
The superhero wants to save not only the world, but also his family and himself. ”
Qin Su was very surprised to hear such profound words from the crying middle-aged Peter. This out-of-shape Spider-Man with a vicissitudes of face was not as useless as his appearance.
He just wraps himself in a cocoon to make sure he doesn't get hurt and doesn't hurt anyone else.
Spider-Man Black and White also echoed: "Every time I chat with children in small towns, I will emphasize that self-sacrifice is never recommended. That is not what a hero does."
Middle-aged Peter's voice became heavy when he spoke: "Gwen doesn't understand this yet, but I hope you can keep this in mind and don't let her regret it."
As the eldest of the five parallel universe Spider-Man, middle-aged Peter could tell at a glance that Gwen had a different attitude towards Qin Su. He had experienced it and knew what Gwen longed for most at her age.
Recognition and companionship.
Being a superhero is never as glamorous as it seems on the surface, especially Spider-Man, a "good neighbor". Spider-Man sacrifices a lot of personal time and energy to maintain law and order, but what he gets in return may be infamy.
The inability to tell Spider-Man his identity, the lack of understanding from his family, and the lack of someone to talk to all put tremendous mental pressure on Spider-Man.
Peter had Mary Jane, and Gwen needed someone like her too.
Qin Su failed to understand the other meaning of middle-aged Peter. He patted his chest and said, "Don't worry, I only pursue a happy ending, and I will never let Gwen get hurt."
Middle-aged Peter looked at Qin Su's eyes seriously. Seeing that his eyeballs were motionless, he was not sure whether he understood or not.
Middle-aged Peter lay on his back on the sofa: "Forget it, young people have their own way, so I won't talk too much."
Several men were sitting in the living room chatting, while the two girls stayed in the room and whispered. In fact, they had been chatting all night and were still full of energy.
Gwen stretched out her hand to hold down Penny's spider mecha. She could feel the spider sense coming from inside the mecha: "It's amazing. You can communicate through telepathy. Penny + mecha equals Spider-Man."
"We love each other!" Penny and the mecha posted, and two hearts lit up on the screen on the mecha's head.
Gwen found out about Penny's past during the chat. Penny lived in 3145. Her father was a mecha pilot who drove a spider mecha to fight against evil forces. Not long ago, Penny inherited her father's mecha. A, because her father died, she currently continues to protect New York with the help of scientists Uncle Ben and Aunt May.
It can be said that the mecha is the spiritual sustenance left by her father to Penny. Penny poured all her feelings into it, which made her very lonely in school and had no friends.
Gwen thought of herself. Her father was about to be promoted to senior police inspector. If she followed Spider-Man's fixed fate, her father would die soon, but how could Gwen watch her father leave her? She only has him now. .
Gwen hugged Penny's little body and looked at each other with two pairs of eyes: "Penny, Uncle Ben hasn't left you yet, and you don't want him to leave you, right?"
"Of course. Uncle Ben is super nice to me. He prepares a lot of delicious candies for me every day and teaches me how to repair SP//DR. Uncle Ben is the best person in the world, and Aunt Mei is just like him. OK.”
SP//dr is the name of the spider mecha, Penny gave it to it.
"That's right. Remember to look at Uncle Ben when you go back and don't let him get hurt. Qin Su said that this may cause some other problems, but don't worry, I will find a way to solve it."
Rather than telling Penny, Gwen was more like comforting herself. She needed more courage to go down this thorny road.
"Ding dong!"
The doorbell rang without warning, and the Spider-Men all looked at Qin Su. They had no relatives here.
The black and white Spider-Man took out his two guns: "Will it be fascist?"
Middle-aged Peter quickly stopped him: "Calm down, there are not so many fascists in this era. Maybe it was the pizza Qin Su ordered."
Qin Su sensed the breath of the people outside and confirmed that he didn't recognize them: "I don't like pizza, Peter. I'll treat you to pancakes when you have time. They should be my customers outside."
"Impossible, how could anyone not like pizza? What are pancakes?" Middle-aged Peter thought for a while, then suddenly realized, "Wait a minute, your client, your office is still open for business?"
Qin Su walked over and prepared to open the door: "My office is open 24 hours a day, and the service is attentive. It has a 100% case detection rate. It is normal for customers to come to the door.
You all stay away from me, don't scare people away. ”
As he said that, Qin Su had already turned the door handle. At the last second when the door opened, middle-aged Peter and the black and white Spider-Man jumped to the ceiling in an instant, avoiding the view of the door to the living room in time.
"Hello, is Gwen here?"
Betty wore a dark green coat today, but it still couldn't hide her plump curves. She wore sunglasses and a mask, as if she was afraid of being recognized.
Qin Su didn't know Betty, but he remembered that Gwen once said that she was staying at a good friend's house, and he thought it was this woman.
Seeing that it was a man who opened the door, Betty was obviously a little more wary. She had confirmed the address and room number many times before ringing the doorbell. It should be right here.
"Hello, I'm Betty, Gwen's good friend. She used to live in my house, but she didn't come back last night and didn't send me a message. I was worried that something might have happened to her, so I came over to check on her. ”
Betty pulled down her sunglasses and looked at Qin Su carefully, blushing inexplicably. Oh my God, that black windbreaker is so handsome. No, there is obviously no wind here, why is the windbreaker moving?
A series of questions flashed through Betty's mind, but her expression remained calm: "Gwen told me she works here."
Qin Su did not hide anything: "Gwen is my assistant. She is inside. You come in first. I will call her in the room."
in? Room? Another series of strange thoughts flashed through Betty's mind, and she couldn't help blurting out: "Gwen slept here last night...stayed the night?"
Betty was glad that she had changed her words to a euphemistic way in time, so that it would not be easily misunderstood.
Qin Su led Betty in. He was not wary of this beautiful reporter, and his attitude was more casual: "I went to bed when I was tired from playing last night. She might have slept late."
For Qin Su, who has a full set of Infinity Stones, yesterday's battle with the Ultimate Avenger was indeed fun.
But to Betty, this was like a bolt from the blue.
Oh my god, what kind of "assistant" is Gwen doing? It can't be that way! Betty instantly made up a series of plots in her mind. She had read the CP stories of Holmes and Watson, and it was easy to put the two of them into it.
Qin Su has never used the Mind Stone, so naturally he cannot have a glimpse of Betty's psychological activities. Otherwise, he will definitely brainwash Betty and make her think wildly. This is the sequelae of too much gossip news and needs to be cured.
Taking Betty to the living room, Qin Su went to the kitchen to prepare drinks and called Gwen on the way: "Miss Betty is looking for you, Gwen."
Gwen ran out of the room in a panic. She had talked with Penny all night long before she got up from the bed. Her hair and clothes were all messed up.
These seemingly sloppy details, in the eyes of Betty, who was already thinking crookedly, became ironclad evidence to verify her conjecture.
Before Gwen could sit down, Betty pulled her in front of her and made her eyes look at each other. Gwen's hair was so frightened that her hair was frightened.
"Betty?!"
I saw Betty saying with a serious face: "Gwen, there is no result for you."
Gwen was a little confused. She subconsciously looked at Qin Su who had a bulging coffee machine in the kitchen: "What are you talking about, Betty? Are you thinking randomly again?"
Even in different universes, the same person still has things in common. The Betty Gwen knew was also a person who liked to think too much.
"You still don't admit it, Gwen, don't I understand you? You already live in the same room with him alone. How could you possibly endure it if it's someone you don't like? He's definitely a pussy teaser." He fell down."
Gwen was a little dumbfounded when she heard this. She wanted to say that she was not alone with Qin Su, but when Gwen raised her head, she saw middle-aged Peter and the black and white Spider-Man on the ceiling gesturing wildly at her.
"What are you looking at, Gwen." Betty turned back in confusion.
Gwen quickly popped her head back: "Go on, Betty, I want to hear your opinion."
When Gwen said this, Betty took it as her admission. She said sincerely: "My opinion is very inhumane, but from the perspective of a friend, I must stand up. Gwen, you and he are not from the same universe." , you will be separated sooner or later, unless one of you is willing to give up your family.”
Although Gwen strongly denied it, what Betty said was indeed what she was worried about. In fact, when the collider was started, Gwen was shrouded in a black hole. She could have chosen to go home, but Gwen chose to stay. Even She herself couldn't tell why.
After Betty mentioned this, Gwen suddenly realized that she seemed to have been avoiding issues related to Qin Su. Why, didn't she regard Qin Su as a friend... Yes, it was a friend. She just couldn't let go of her only friend. .
"You can't escape, Gwen," Betty said like an old mother worrying about her daughter, "If you are the Gwen I know, you can't give up on your father, then there is only one way left, then Just let him give up, doesn’t he have any relatives?”
As she spoke, Betty looked sideways at the "Gotham Detective Agency" sign on the wall. Her mind opened up again and she blurted out: "Wait a minute, isn't he really an orphan?"
This sentence brought Gwen back from her thoughts. She had a new understanding of her best friend's wild imagination: "Stop talking, I was too tired to investigate the case yesterday, so I just stayed here all night, and I didn’t sleep in the same room as him.”
Penny pushed open a crack in the door and tried to use the crack to observe the situation, but when Gwen saw it, she suddenly had an idea and thought of a perfect explanation.
"I know it's hard to convince you, a big gossip journalist, so let me show you the evidence."
Gwen ran back to the room and pushed out the confused Penny: "Look, I slept with this little girl last night. You must believe it now."
Penny greeted Betty timidly: "Hello, I'm Penny...Parker."
Seeing Penny dressed as a middle school student, all the fantasies in Betty's heart were shattered, but she still refused to admit defeat: "Maybe she is also a victim. I have reported similar cases, those perverted lolita control..."
"Betty!"
Gwen read the name word by word, and she became a little angry.
Betty immediately raised her hands and surrendered: "Okay, I was wrong. I shouldn't have said this in front of children... So what happened to her? Is it related to the incident you investigated?"
As soon as the desire for gossip subsided, Betty's professional habits started to change again. She felt that she smelled the smell of big news, a bit like the smell of roasted pork...pork?
"Hot...so hot...almost cooked..."
A faint moan came from the other side of the table. Betty leaned over and saw a steaming pig, and the pig was wearing a Spider-Man uniform.
"Ah!"
Spider Pigman woke up from his dream. Since he was lying on the ground, what he saw when he opened his eyes were two Spider-Man hanging on the ceiling.
"I fainted from the heat just now. I dreamed that I was thrown into the oven by the green mantis, which scared me to the point of sweating... By the way, why are you lying on the ceiling? Wouldn't it be cooler that way?"
Spider Pigman stood up from the ground with his arms akimbo, and found that middle-aged Peter and the black and white Spider-Man kept winking at him as if their eyes were cramped.
"Show me the right side? Is there anything good to see on the right side..."
Spider-Pigman turned his head and saw Betty whose jaw was about to drop. He suddenly felt bad: "Can the animals in your world speak human language..."
"Uh——"
Betty gasped, then passed out on the couch.
"...I don't want to scare her half to death, okay, I'm done, it's too late." Spider-Pigman helplessly spread his hands.
Qin Su came over with coffee at this moment. Looking at the five Spider-Mans surrounding a woman sitting on the sofa, he had an inexplicable sense of déjà vu.
"Oh, I won't go to heaven." Qin Su hammered himself, put the coffee and dessert on the table, and then said with his hands on his hips:
"So, who did it."
The four Spider-Man immediately stood in a row, pointed at the depressed-looking Spider-Pig, and said in unison: "It's him!"
Spider Pigman sniffled: "I, should I leave a whole body? I don't mean roast suckling pig."
Qin Su stepped forward and rubbed its pig head: "How scary am I in your eyes, or how much do you underestimate yourself?"
When Spider-Pigman was "asleep", none of the other four Spider-Man's in the room saw it, and even Qin Su subconsciously ignored its existence.
This is the scary thing about cartoon characters. Unreasonable is reasonable, and counter-logic is logical.
Qin Su looked at Betty who was in a coma, thought for a moment, and took out a yellow gem from the system warehouse.
"In order not to leave any mental trauma, we had to erase her memory."
"No, in 3145, privately deleting other people's memories is an illegal act strictly prohibited by law!" Penny stood up immediately.
Spider-Man Black and White also stood up in support: "We can find other solutions."
Middle-aged Peter made a suggestion: "She is a good friend of Gwen. Maybe Gwen can convince her, or at most, tell her some details, and everything will be fine."
Seeing that everyone cared so much about Betty who fainted, Gwen was very moved, so she stood next to Qin Su.
"I agree with Qin Su, it is better to delete the memory."
"What?" The other Spider-Man couldn't believe what they heard.
Gwen quickly added the reason: "Listen to me, Betty, she is a reporter from the Daily Bugle..."
"Delete."
"Second."
"+1"
"Make it into a sandwich." (End of Chapter)