Chapter 179 The people on Earth are so scary
Pepper received a report from security that several people in strange clothes came to the door, saying they wanted to find the lost Mjolnir.
But Pepper had never heard of Mjolnir at all, so he thought it was someone who wanted to grandstand and asked the security to drive them away. In less than half a minute, Pepper received the news that the building security had been wiped out.
"Sif, please be gentle, this is not a battle." Thor was afraid that something would happen to the security personnel.
Asgardians look similar to Earthlings, but their body density is three times that of ordinary people. They have super long lifespans and are immune to most diseases. Sif is also a brave and capable female warrior. She has been with Solo since she was a child. Along with him, he drove around everywhere and had rich fighting experience. He knocked down the security guards who blocked their entry in a few moments.
Sif clapped her hands and staggered behind her: "Odin fell into a deep sleep and Loki took the opportunity to usurp the throne. Thor, you must quickly retrieve Mjolnir to restore your divine power and go back to put things right."
After hearing the words of his childhood sweetheart, Thor, who was just about to step in, was a little hesitant. He believed that he was not qualified to pick up Mjolnir now, and it would be humiliating to come to ask for it.
But Sif couldn't see Thor's hesitation and pulled him towards the elevator.
"Ding!"
The elevator door opened, Sif and Thor paused, and a sharp arrow was pressed against Sif's head.
Barton aimed at Sif and observed the movements of others with his peripheral vision: "Who are you? How dare you come to the Avengers to cause trouble."
Being aimed at the head with an arrow, Sif instead of being angry, she praised Barton: "This is a qualified warrior. Not all Midgardians are so weak.
I am Sif, and this is our prince, Thor. We are from Asgard and are here to retrieve Thor's weapon Mjolnir. ”
Barton was stunned when he heard this. He looked at Sif's medieval warrior costume and the unusually exquisite weapons and equipment, and he was already convinced of the identity of Sif and others.
He lowered his arrow and motioned for Thor and Sif to come in while the others stayed below.
Thor and Sif followed Barton all the way to the top floor. Sif was amused by the exaggerated decoration style in the building.
"Midgardians always like to climb high and look far away, building hundreds of meters high buildings in an attempt to get closer to God. Little do they know that Asgard can only be reached through the Rainbow Bridge."
The habitual arrogance is the most hurtful. Sif does not mean to belittle the earth, but this is how she knows the earthlings.
"Ms. Sif, don't underestimate the earth," Barton took them out of the elevator. "Mortals can also make great achievements."
"I want to see what it's like...Oh my god!"
Sif's calm expression disappeared. What did she see? God King Odin's Destroyer Armor was actually "dissected" by the Midgardians on the machining table. The impact of this scene on Sif, It is no different than Christians seeing Jehovah lying on the operating table and being disemboweled.
Thor's reaction was much duller. His eyes were fixed on Qin Su who was throwing and catching the hammer, and he walked straight forward.
"You are Mjolnir's current master?"
Thor is really an honest man. He gave up the ownership of the Meowth Hammer in one sentence. Otherwise, they would really break up. The Meowth Hammer belongs to Asgard. Odin has the final right of interpretation. Qin Suding It's more like picking up other people's lost things.
Thor asked for the Meowth Hammer before he came up, pretending to be the God of Thunder, which made Qin Su very comfortable, and he spoke much more politely:
"The name Thor, the God of Thunder, is as loud as thunder, but you are wrong about one thing. I just picked up Mjolnir and have no intention of keeping it for myself."
After sensing Sif's all-seeing power, Qin Su made up his mind. If Thor came up to grab the hammer, it meant that his experience in exile was not enough, and it would be impossible to regain Mjolnir's approval. Qin Su will help Sol make up for this experience, and give him a lesson on behalf of Odin until Sol wakes up.
Since Thor has not shown excessive devotion to Mjolnir, it means that he has used his brain. He is no longer the former thunder god who only knows how to fight and kill, but a king who knows how to think.
Qin Su was also happy to be a favor and return Mjolnir to Thor, the future king. Anyway, he was not short of this weapon.
"It is a traditional virtue taught by our ancestors to not be ignorant when picking up gold. I can return it to you, Mjolnir, but only if you can take it away." Qin Su put the Meow Meow Hammer on the table.
Qin Su's reminder was like a bucket of cold water poured on the excited Thor's head. Qin Su was right. Even if he wanted to return it, if Thor couldn't hold Mjolnir, what was the point?
Thor's heart sank. He looked at Mjolnir, who had been accompanying him on the battlefield for many years, and wanted to reach out and touch him, but he flinched.
"It's like a silent trial."
Qin Su's voice went straight to Sol's heart: "Come on, Sol, show your courage and prove yourself!"
Thor's eyes gradually became firm, and he stretched out his hand to hold the handle of the hammer: "I want to correct one thing. I am not trying to prove my qualifications, but I need the strength to protect Asgard."
As soon as he finished speaking, thunder exploded, lightning flashed, and all the glass was shattered.
Thor puts on his Thor armor, and Mjolnir acknowledges him and helps Thor regain his powers.
"I am Leis..."
Before Thor could be happy for a few seconds, he was held down by Hulk on the spot.
"Hulk, I hate thunder!"
Banner and Tony were concentrating on studying Asgard's rune technology, and were unprepared when they were frightened by the thunder, which scared the Hulk out.
Thor was choked by the Hulk. Instead of punching the angry Hulk, he raised his hands and apologized: "It's my fault, I'm so proud!"
[Sir, the current short circuit caused the recorded information to automatically roll back, and the current progress is restored to one hour ago. 】
Now the way Tony looked at Thor was wrong: "Thor, right? God can just blow up other people's homes!"
Seeing that Thor was surrounded by everyone, Sif subconsciously wanted to draw her sword, but Qin Su was one step ahead of her and pressed two fingers against the scabbard, preventing Sif from pulling out the sword.
Just such an action made Xif's alertness towards Qin Su go to the highest level. It was simply unbelievable that she, who had the power of all-seeing, was robbed of the opportunity.
If Xif had used other weapons, Qin Su might not have been able to suppress her accurately, but she chose to use a sword. When Xif thought about drawing the sword, Qin Su had already predicted every move she made.
Qin Su smiled and said: "Let your king handle it by himself, don't overstep."
Facing Hulk and Tony wearing the Mark 5 suit, Thor was weighing how long it would take him to resolve the battle, but he finally chose to put down the hammer.
"I'm sorry!"
Seeing that Thor didn't resist, Hulk felt bored and turned back to Banner with a "swish". The shirtless Banner shrank into a ball and said helplessly: "I'm sorry, what's the use? Can you pay for my clothes?" ?”
"Well, I don't have Midgardian coins, so I can't compensate you. I still need this armor and Mjolnir, so I can't mortgage it to you."
Thor racked his brains, and when he saw the Aesir characters flowing on the Destroyer's armor, he suddenly had an idea: "I can help you identify the runes!"
Tony and Banner looked at each other. This was indeed what they needed. Although Jarvis could also help them parse the Aesir text, the accuracy and efficiency were not high. Now that Tony, the future king, was the translator, the two of them also Save a lot of effort.
Tony stepped forward and stretched out his hand to pull Saul up: "It's a deal."
Sif looked at the hands held by the two people, thoughtfully.
Qin Su also retracted his finger: "Force can solve 99% of the problems, but 99% of the problems can have better solutions. Ms. Sif, Thor will become the king sooner or later. As a close minister, you should have this kind of attitude." Awakening.”
Qin Su never believed that Loki was qualified to be the king of Asgard. He knew that his intelligence was much higher than Thor's, and he also had ideas about the throne, but he did not try to win over those in power in the kingdom, such as the generals of the army under Odin. No one has a good impression of Loki, which shows Loki's lack of connection management.
Let’s just talk about Heimdall. Even though he is just a gatekeeper, he is guarding the Rainbow Bridge and the star-killing weapon. Translated to the human world, this is the nuclear bomb button!
The person in charge of the nuclear bomb button didn't try to win over, but he still wanted to be the king. The consequence of Loki's doing this was that he was ignored. Sif deceived her and ran to the earth. Heimdall turned a blind eye. Did they put Loki, the king, in front of him? In your eyes?
On the other hand, Thor, although he is not very smart, only shouts and kills, and is a reckless man, but Thor is very popular, and Loki is also stupid. No child who can grow up with the royal family has no family background. As a result, Loki It's astonishing that not a single relationship has been settled.
Qin Su walked up to the Destroyer Armor and deliberately raised his voice: "Loki has no connections. His throne is just a castle in the air and will collapse at the first touch. Therefore, he urgently needs to increase his reputation. For this reason, Loki is willing to take risks."
Sif had been following Thor for a long time and her brain was rigid. Now she thought of the situation in Asgard and her expression changed.
"Frost Giant! Loki will not be satisfied with peace talks. Heimdall also said before that he failed to discover the Frost Giants who had sneaked into Odin's treasure house because someone helped them hide their whereabouts!"
Qin Su followed her words and told the plot: "Do you suspect that Loki will repeat his old tricks and introduce the frost giants to Asgard, and then stage a heroic salvation?"
Sif was instantly awakened: "That's very possible, no, Thor must return to Asgard immediately, and Loki cannot succeed!"
"Don't even think about it, just stay here!"
Loki's voice suddenly came from the Destroyer. He had been eavesdropping on Qin Su's conversation. Hearing that Thor was about to return to the Immortal Palace, Loki gritted his teeth and activated the Destroyer remotely.
"Oops!"
Sif drew out the long sword given to her by Odin. This time, there was no obstruction from Qin Su. She drew the sword smoothly, but she hardly caused any damage to the Destroyer.
Seeing that the dismembered Destroyer was about to reassemble, Sif was about to call Thor to challenge, but she saw Qin Su picking up a silver object and rushing forward.
"Don't! Only weapons with the same level of materials can threaten the Destroyer!"
"Duang!"
Qin Su smashed the Destroyer's head in one fell swoop, and the flying limb parts were scattered all over the ground.
Qin Su looked back at Xif: "What did you just say?"
Sif looked like she had seen a ghost: "It's nothing, what kind of weapon is it in your hand? It's so hard."
"You said this, this is not a weapon, but a part of a certain space detector." Qin Su carried half of the water drop on his shoulder.
The complete water drop is 3.5 meters long, but the one in Qin Su's hand is less than 1 meter, and it is the tail of the water drop, that is, the sharp side, and weighs no more than 2 tons.
Although it is only less than 1/3, the instrument that generates strong force inside the water droplet is still working. Even though it cannot move on its own, its hardness remains at an indestructible level.
"Why is the hardness of the detector so exaggerated!"
Loki slumped on the throne, with a look of fear on his face. He had just controlled the Destroyer to get up, but was hit in the face by a silver object with no shape, and the connection he had finally established was broken again.
"Didn't the history class say that Midgard was protected by Asgard and was our subordinate country? It's only been a few hundred years, but it feels like Midgard can be classified as Asgard!"
< br>
Loki is different from Thor. He has traveled to other worlds through the space rifts near Asgard since he was a child, but Loki has never been to Earth because he looks down on such a remote place as Earth.
But now, he has failed here again and again, and Loki can't help but feel a little afraid of the earth. Any earthling can lift Mjolnir, and any detector can destroy the Destroyer Armor. The Earth How powerful must it be!
Damn it, Odin is really old and confused. He allowed such a powerful enemy to grow and grow under Asgard's wings without realizing it. If he hadn't usurped... to come forward this time, I'm afraid Asgard would have been conquered by Midgar one day. The Germans have captured!
No one knew about Loki's brainstorm. After Qin Su stopped the Destroyer's rampage, he took the water drop back to the warehouse. Thor was also attracted by the movement here.
"Unlike Mjolnir, the Destroyer cannot be returned to you. This is our loot. If you want to get it back, you have to exchange it for something of equal value.
Or you can try to take it back by force. ”
Qin Su looked kind.
Thor had no objection to this: "Reasonable request, I will make a request to my father after he wakes up. You can choose any treasure in the treasury of Asgard."
"No, I don't want treasures," Qin Su was not interested in treasures like the Eternal Fire. "I just want you to tell me one thing."
"What's the matter?"
"The path to the dwarven kingdom."
Thor may not be smart, but he responds quickly to battle-related matters: "Looking for dwarves, you want to forge weapons? Then you need to prepare enough materials, a large barrel of wine, and be prepared to be scolded. ”
"Materials and fine wine are not a problem, but why are you being scolded?" Qin Su couldn't understand. He paid for a weapon, but as Party A, he had to be scolded by Party B.
"Hahaha!"
Thor laughed, and Sif explained for him: "Because the dwarves have very bad tempers, their wine is even worse, and they scold each other every time after a banquet."
Qin Su pointed at Sol: "Then why is Sol smiling so happily? Shouldn't he have been scolded too?"
Thor wiped his tears: "I'm sorry, I remembered the scene where Loki was pointed at and scolded by the dwarves, but dwarves generally don't scold us because Asgard and the dwarves have entered into a contract, and Asgard is responsible for protecting the dwarf kingdom. safety, and the dwarves will provide weapon forging services to Asgard.”
The largest arsenal in the universe was nationalized by Asgard. No wonder Asgard wanted to hide the location of the dwarf kingdom.
"It's not easy to make dwarves willingly help you build weapons," Thor shared with Qin Su the skills of making friends with dwarves. "You have to convince them with your personality charm."
Sif helped translate: "The charisma of a dwarf is basically related to his alcohol consumption."
Qin Su's expression collapsed: "This is troublesome, I'm not old enough to drink yet."
Sif's eyes lit up when she heard this, and she took the initiative to advise Thor: "I think it's better to do this. Qin Su, you come back to the fairy palace with us and help us deal with Loki and resist the attack of the Frost Giants. Thor will help you get the forged weapons."
Thor has a good relationship with the dwarf. They often drink together. If he comes forward, the dwarf will definitely agree to help you, right Thor. ”
Thor was about to say that he didn't need help from others, but before he could say anything, Sif elbowed him back. He covered his stomach and said with difficulty: "Yes, I drink with them once a week, and I can do it by myself." Can drink them all!”
"Then let me carry you back to Asgard, once a week." Sif sighed.
Qin Su looked at Sol and Xif, and raised the corners of his mouth: "Deal, when will we set off?"
"Now!"
Thor raised his hammer and shouted: "Heimdall, send us back!"
There was no movement.
Everyone looked at him, and Thor also secretly looked at Sif and asked in a low voice: "What do they see me for?"
Qin Su couldn't stand it anymore, so he grabbed Sif and Thor and left the room, went to the rooftop, and shouted to the sky: "Heimdall, you can teleport."
A rainbow light penetrated the clouds and landed on the top of the Avengers Tower. It disappeared after a moment, leaving behind a complicated pattern.
Banner took off his sunglasses: "The exit special effects are really fancy."
Barton reminded silently: "Miss Pepper said, there are three medieval nobles standing underneath. What should they do?"
"Bring them here, each with a translator. They must figure out how the runes work within today and explain them scientifically!" Tony revealed his capitalist face.
……
Energy surged on the Rainbow Bridge, and Qin and Su appeared in front of Heimdall. As soon as the transmission was completed, Heimdall pulled out the sword as the key and split a frost giant in two with one sword.
"Heimdall, is this the situation now?" Sif asked her brother.
There were still ice shards on Heimdall's eyebrows. He had been frozen by Loki with the Frost Box and had only broken out of the ice not long ago.
"It was Loki. He colluded with the Frost Giants and used illusion magic to help Laufey lead two elite teams into Asgard!"
"Loki!"
Upon hearing that his parents were in danger, Thor fell into his old habit again and quickly turned the hammer and threw it away, letting the hammer take him to fly to Asgard alone. Seeing this, Sif could only follow on foot, leaving only Heimdall and Heimdall. Qin Su.
"Qin Su, I heard the agreement you made with His Highness Saul, please help him."
Qin Su looked at Heimdall, who was rooted to the ground: "What about you, a Lao Fei who has lost a family treasure? You should be able to handle it easily."
Heimdall's all-seeing eye lit up: "I am loyal to the king, so I cannot help Thor. My duty is to guard the portal. I can only stay here to ensure that the only people you need to deal with are two teams of Frost Giants." .”
Qin Su understood and took out 1/3 of the water drops from the warehouse.
"I'll ask you something later." (End of Chapter)