Chapter 1 1. Angel hooks up with Blue Star Network: The Internet is so exciting!
"Three years and three years, I can finally end my undercover career in hell and return to the kingdom of the goddess as an angel!"
The devil count, Xifer, walks under the bloody sky and among the burning wasteland.
He has the appearance of a human boy, only the gorgeous and mysterious purple-black wings behind him show his inhuman nature.
Before leaving hell, Xifer turned back and took one last look at the familiar scenery.
This is the first level of the Nine Hells, the War Wilds.
This dark land is equally malicious to everyone. A wasteland full of gravel, hills with sloping sides, and a blood-red light filling the air. What floats in the wind is the disgusting smell of blood and the military song of the devil army in the distance.
All the past events emerged in Xifeier’s mind——
In the distant past, before becoming an angel and a devil, Xifer was also a mortal.
He came from a material world called [Blue Star]. He was born in China in the early 17th century, but died before reaching adulthood.
Fortunately, death was not the end for him. A goddess from the celestial realm took his soul and ascended it into an angel.
After being reborn, he fought against evil in different worlds as an angel under the throne of the true God. Demons from the Abyss and demons from the Nine Hells stained his blade black with their fetid blood.
A hundred years ago, he received a secret mission that asked him to disguise himself as a devil and go undercover in the Nine Hells.
The angel took the alias of Syphiel. The goddess's divine power gave Xifer a layer of devil's skin, and even advanced detection magic could not discern the angelic nature beneath his skin.
The Nine Hells is a plane in the multiverse that symbolizes the ultimate in order and evil.
This plane is like a dark version of the workplace. Billions of devils follow dark and cruel laws, with a strict hierarchy from the evil devils at the bottom to the devils at the top.
Demons travel to countless material worlds to defraud mortal souls through sweet talk or dark conspiracies. Those mortals who were deceived by the devil and signed a contract to give up their immortal souls eventually became the devil's KPIs, giving another devil the opportunity to overthrow his boss and be promoted to a higher position.
Syphiel started as a devil at the bottom, hiding the ability of an angel, following the dark laws of hell, and constantly looking for opportunities for promotion.
In his opinion, being an undercover agent will not be an easy task.
But the truth is always surprising.
This undercover journey has been so smooth!
In the workplace of the Nine Hells, Xifer continued to advance at a speed that would stun most devils, and became a high-level devil in less than 40 years.
This promotion speed is much faster than when I was an angel!
This made Xifer wonder for a while whether he had the talent to be a devil, ah no, an undercover agent.
Even after murdering his boss for the 13th time, Syphiel proved his intelligence and talent and was promoted to a Earl of Hell by the Lord of Nine Hells.
The identity of the Devil Earl provides Xifer with more conveniences. Countless precious information from the Nine Hells were conveyed to the angel army under the goddess through the hands of Xifer.
Although compared to those big devils with the title of "Duke" or even "Grand Duke", Xifer is still much worse.
But Syphiel is satisfied enough!
He is an angel undercover, and his ability to become a count is far beyond expectations! It’s impossible, unrealistic, to expect to be a duke, or even a grand duke, right?
You must know that the great devils who are awarded the title of Grand Duke are the lords who control an entire layer of the Nine Hells. Their status can be said to be below one person and above ten thousand people, and thousands of devils on the entire level will surrender to them. Above the eight devil princes, there is only the Lord of Nine Hells who is the pinnacle of the devil order.
However, the undercover career is also accompanied by danger.
Because, this dark plane has never forgotten to corrupt and erode the noble angels.
From the first day he entered the Nine Hells, Syphiel could feel that the entire plane was rejecting his holy essence. Every trace of dust in the wind tells him malice, and the laws of the plane corrode the angelic essence under the devil's skin every second. The madness is accumulating every moment, constantly pushing Xiphiel to the edge of losing control.
Twenty years ago, the erosion of the plane reached its peak, and Xifer felt that his mind was on the verge of collapse. He realized that he could be completely assimilated by the plane laws of the Nine Hells at any time, or transform into an irrational monster.
Fortunately, an unexpected discovery saved Siffel at that time.
In the process of transmitting information to other angels, Xifer accidentally connected to a strange cyberspace.
It is Blue Star’s “Internet”!
After discovering that this cyberspace is a virtual social network developed by Blue Star people, Xifer was surprised and happy:
Blue Star? Isn't this the world of my previous life?
Hundreds of years later, what are the Blue Star people talking about now? Let me see.
Wow, so weird!
With the memory of Seraph and the memory of his past life, Xifer quickly mastered modern Chinese and various Internet languages.
For example, "Are you GG or MM?", "Surfing on the Internet", "Rookie", "Biao Jiang Zi", "I'm convinced of You"... all kinds of Internet languages make the angel walking alone in the darkness It felt very novel, and I couldn’t help but smile.
Xifei still remembers that day 20 years ago, the explosion of information on the Internet had a lot of impact on his angelic heart.
"Blue Star people have really rich imaginations."
After getting off the net, Xiphiel was pleasantly surprised to find that his condition, which had been eroded by the plane and his mind had reached its limit, had improved a lot!
Syphiel realized that all kinds of things on the Internet allowed him to retrieve his memories of being a mortal centuries ago.
After regaining his lost humanity, the wills of angels and devils were reconciled in his body, and the signs of loss of control improved!
From then on, Xifeier seemed to have opened the door to a new world and opened an information highway!
The Internet is so wonderful!
All the brothers and sisters on the Internet are talented people. He likes it here very much!
Since then, the devil Earl Xifer has changed. He began to follow TV shows, novels, listen to music, watch movies, watch videos, play games, give advice on forums, and share emojis with his friends.
The joys, sorrows, sorrows and joys of flesh-and-blood people on the Internet, as well as a variety of entertainment methods, have become the key to Xifiel's ability to relieve stress, regain humanity, and fight against erosion and loss of control.
When the low-level devil saw, Devil Count Xifer looked up at the sky and fell into deep thought. They didn't know that the noble Earl was actually connected to the Internet in his brain, watching and decompressing videos of little tits on pink video websites.
After surfing the Internet for 20 years, Xifer's way of thinking and speaking have been almost corrupted by the modern Blue Star people.
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The memories of the past faded away, and Xiphiel stood under the bloody sky.
"Three years and three years, and today I can finally return to heaven!"
According to the plan, today is the day for undercover Xi Feier to "return to the team".
It's not that Xiphiel doesn't want to continue undercover, but that the erosion of hell has accumulated too much. Even if he can relieve stress and maintain his humanity by surfing the Internet, if he, an angel, stays in hell, he will soon lose control or die suddenly.
He gently turned his palm, palm facing up, and a golden feather immediately appeared on his palm. This feather is proof of the Seraph's nature, imbued with pure divine power by the goddess.
As long as the divine power in the feather is fully activated, he will be teleported back to the goddess' heavenly kingdom!
With the injection of Xifer's will, the feathers began to burst out with golden brilliance, and the brilliance became more dazzling and brighter. ·
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(The "Nine Hells" and "Bottomless Abyss" in this book slightly refer to the plane of the same name in the tabletop game DND. The similarity with the original design is almost the same as "Arcane God Throne". The specific settings are subject to this book! Non/ Pseudo-dnd system. Non-Christian hell)
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