Chapter 247 45. Chuunibyou also wants to fall in love!
In the Batcave, the old man who returned here was walking in the darkness. He didn't know who defeated Shazam here. This detail was not among the tactics he had discussed with Mason before.
He was alert enough.
But the moment he stepped into the Batcave, he heard Cyborg's scream just like Superman.
This made the old man feel a sudden feeling in his heart, and he once again felt that "the future generations are to be feared".
Although he could invade the Justice League headquarters at any time if he wanted to, for Mason and his team, being able to lay out such a tactical plan tonight was beyond their expectations.
Mason is learning from him.
The best thing was that the young man learned quickly.
There is even a tendency for the master to outperform the master, which makes the master pessimistically think that he is likely to encounter the dilemma of "the disciple of the church starves to death of the master".
"Leave him alone, Bruce."
Just when the master was about to use the batarang to cut the rope hanging Shazam, a familiar voice sounded from the depths of the Batcave. Catwoman hiding in the darkness clicked her fingers and said in a lazy tone:
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"Let that naughty kid hang out for a while. He just tried to scratch my face with lightning. He really deserves to be taught a lesson."
"Selena?"
The old man came back to his senses and looked at the slender and familiar figure walking out of the darkness. He said:
"Did you defeat Shazam?"
"What? Don't you believe it? Believe it or not, I only used 70% of my strength. After all, this kid's brain doesn't seem to work very well."
Lady Selina snorted, swaying forward and said:
"You men, you always think that women should stay away from war, but Bruce, the time when I was protected by you has passed. Because of little Mason, I have also found a new strength.
I am waiting for you here to say goodbye to you.
Maybe we won't see each other again for a while, and I'd like to tell you that I need a warm and unforgettable farewell, but who am I kidding?
What I want is obviously more
I have always been greedy when it comes to you, the man who has fascinated me all my life. ”
She walked towards Batman, and the shadow behind him kept twisting.
As the master watched in astonishment, a layer of black ooze-like substance quickly covered his little dear, and in three steps, Selena was transformed into a three-meter tall fang, claws, and white eye spots. beauty monster.
"Blues"
The hoarse, muddy voice with double reverberation echoed in the Batcave, and Catwoman licked her lips with her scarlet tongue covered with barbs.
He casually grabbed the batarang thrown by the master, and with five fingers, he crushed the arrogant thing worth a car into scrap metal.
She said in a frivolous and provocative tone:
"As the first stage of Mason's 'anti-Batman tactics', do you want to play with the 'Hellcat'?"
Although she was asking, it was clear that Selina had no intention of giving Bruce Wayne a real choice.
She rushed over like a ghost, clasped the master's shoulders with her hands and lifted him up in front of her eyes. Her terrifying mouth opened to bite Batman, but at the moment of contact, it turned into an irresistible hellish kiss.
Shazam, who was hanging in the air, was quickly alarmed by the strange noise. He opened his eyes in a daze, but before he could take a serious look, a black shadow whizzed over like a whip.
A bang hit the poor guy's head, whose mouth was gagged, knocking him unconscious again.
"Good boy, don't look!"
And while the master was "fighting for his life" with the terrifying and greedy Hell Black Cat, in a dark alley in Gotham City, the weak Wonder Woman was gritting her teeth and holding a sword to escape from the chaotic battlefield.
Several foreign wizards who wanted to attack her were shocked by her. Obviously, no matter how weak the demigods were, they were still not able to resist these lackeys of the Star Council.
Just the light cannon triggered by the collision of the pair of divine power bracelets was enough for them to drink a pot. It would kill them if they touched it, and hurt them if they touched it. After all, not everyone in Gotham City has a set of Black Death Sword armor. Protective.
But that was the end of Diana's escape.
Just as she walked out of the dark alley while holding on to the wall, a wizard's corpse with its head smashed flew over, hit her feet and twitched twice.
A violent explosion and the screams of several people rang out in the alley in front of them, followed by harsh, high-pitched laughter echoing in the increasingly fierce explosion.
Wonder Woman sensed danger and raised her head.
Then she saw a blonde girl carrying a metal baseball bat and wearing a clown leather outfit that looked like a sex outfit, talking to herself and walking towards her carrying a large bag of dangerous explosives.
"Where is Mr. K?"
Harley Quinn, who was obviously in a very abnormal state, squatted down while holding a bloody baseball bat and chewing gum. Without looking back, she grabbed a clown bomb and threw it behind her, blowing away a wizard who was trying to sneak attack.
What also exploded was an alarming concentration of fear gas, enough to flood this remote and uninhabited alley from beginning to end.
The strange gases that awakened fear in her heart enveloped Harley, but she breathed them in without fear, as if the thing was very "refreshing".
The smell of blood on her body was frighteningly strong, and she asked Diana angrily. Before Diana could answer, she changed to a sharper tone and shouted:
"Idiot! Harley, you should listen to me and kill these wizards who attack Mr. K first! I am smarter than you, you should listen to me."
"Shut up! Quinn, I didn't ask for your opinion. Look, I'm asking for directions. Don't interrupt me."
Harley argued with herself in two tones, looking like she was hopelessly clumsy.
As Diana watched with twitching eyes, the crazy woman took out a bottle of green injection from her pocket and injected it into her wrist with a snap.
Then he smashed the syringe on the ground.
"Woohoo! Pava! Power!"
She waved the golden baseball bat that Mason specially made for her to make a golf-hitting motion, stared at the weak Wonder Woman, and screamed in the background of constant explosions behind her:
"The dual power of Harley and Quinn! You! A woman dressed like a circus clown, tell me, my lovely Mr. K, where is my little sweetheart?"
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"Don't move, it will make the wound open. Although you are a superman, the impact of kryptonite piercing your body will still make you very weak and you will not be able to heal in a short time."
Next to the Gotham River bridge that had been razed to the ground, while Mason helped bandage the wound of Superboy, who was glaring at him fiercely, he picked up a bottle of Superman's blood and reminded Superhero:
"I will send you home. I hope your appearance like this will not frighten your son. Remember to say hello to Martha and Louise for me. Although I have never met, I believe I will become friends with them. .
Again, I don't want to hurt anyone, Clark Kent, so don't come after me again.
I'll be leaving soon.
Maybe I won't come back for a long time. ”
"What the hell are you doing, Mason!"
Dachao, who was weak after being beaten, shouted, but Mason did not answer.
He picked up a piece of magic metal and used magic fire to calcine it into the shape of a ring. He set the kryptonite spear tip on it like a gem, and then unscrupulously put the ring on Da Chao's finger.
Such close contact makes it difficult for Superman to escape the influence of Kryptonite.
In addition, he was being tied up with chains by Mason in the storage tank of the Black Death Sword armor, so that he was weakened to the point where ordinary people's strength was completely unable to break free from the shackles of the chains.
He watched Mason take two steps back, took out a controller, waved goodbye to him, and then pressed the button.
In the roar of Super Chao, the armor storage tank closed from the outside into an iron can, and then the lower thruster ignited and carried Super Super into the night sky like a rocket.
This thing modified by Doctor Octopus has the ability to fly long distances, and its landing point has been set on the outskirts of the small town of Mossville, Kansas.
By the time Da Chao "goes home", Mason has already left this place of right and wrong.
He watched the armor jar in the sky disappear into the heavy rain, then turned around and vomited a mouthful of hot blood.
"Your physical fitness is too poor, my brother. You can't bear the strengthening of this super drug. You'd better find a place to rest now."
Consus, the Isu biologist, witnessed how Mason, who had drunk the potion, beat up Dachao with the help of kryptonite. Now the remnants of the past warned him in a tone of wonder and regret:
"Based on my biological common sense, the battle just now has severely damaged your internal organs. You can no longer fight at such a high intensity if you don't want to die tonight."
"But there are still more than ten minutes before it takes effect."
Mason clenched his fists and felt the unparalleled super power in his body. He said with some regret:
"I finally transformed into Superman once. You can't let me lose so completely, right? Why do you think I drank this poisonous thing?
Those traitors are still roaming around the city.
I promised Hat and Professor McGonagall that I would help them find those children, and now I cough. ”
A few more violent coughs made Mason feel dizzy, and he realized that controlling this super power was indeed not easy, but it was easy to master every time.
I will definitely not be so embarrassed next time I drink this stuff.
He made a jump motion on the spot, flew into the night sky with a whoosh and returned to the place where they had just fought, putting away the golden cup and the remains of Fenrir's armor that had fallen there.
Then he used heat rays to melt the ice sculpture of The Flash and then knocked him out with a clean punch. He also held back his strength for fear that he would hit Barry Allen to death with too much force and trigger a cross-world pursuit by the Flash family.
In terms of danger alone, the Lightning family is much more powerful than the Bat family.
Mason's whole body trembled at the thought of being hunted down by a group of speedsters who could cross worlds.
He curled his lips and carried the knocked-out Flash across the city quickly and sent him to Dr. Leslie's clinic, without disturbing the busy doctor or Old Gordon who was helping her.
However, when he returned to hunt down the wizards, Mason's super hearing allowed him to pick up a not so good sound.
"唰"
Mason, who was flying at high speed, changed direction almost instantly, smashed several walls in succession, frightened several families, and then appeared in a street near Crime Alley.
He patted the dust off his body and looked at Harley Quinn, who was still mumbling with bruises and bruises on her face. She was dragged out of an alley that even her mother didn't recognize after being bombed, and she was knocked unconscious until her head was covered in blood. Wonder Woman Diana with her hair down.
Although the female demigod was first sucked away by the Black Death Sword, and then a little bit of her clay doll body was eaten by the ooze monster Kevin, and entered a very weak state, this is by no means something that an ordinary psychotic beauty can deal with. opponent.
However, now it turns out that Harley Quinn won the "Female Boxing Fighting Competition", which shows that Harley is also a little abnormal.
"Harry, what's wrong with you?"
Mason asked in a hoarse voice, causing Harley, who was randomly pouring potions on herself, to jump up. There was still a nosebleed in the panda eyes, and the beautiful face covered with blood was full of surprises.
She cheered and rushed over to hug Mason like a koala, and said happily:
"Yeah, we found Mr. K! Mr. K fell from the sky! Harley and Quinn are the best, we are the most powerful heroines in the city tonight!"
"Wait! Harley and Quinn?"
Mason raised his eyebrows. He stared at Harley and then reached out to hold Harley's delicate chin and looked at her eyes. When he noticed that a green light spot had appeared deep in the girl's pupils, he emphasized his tone. Says:
"What did you give yourself to drink?"
"That green bottle of medicine!"
Harley grinned and recounted her experience of escaping from Delamain's car and going back to the basement of Mason's store to "dig out" the potion box that Mason had hidden there.
She said bluntly:
"I know you put a 'danger' note on that potion, but the voice in my heart told me I should use that thing, and it turns out Quinn didn't lie to me.
Within minutes of me drinking it, Quinn was talking to me in my head.
She is really cunning and smart, just a little bit evil, but it doesn't matter, I believe that I can have a good relationship with myself and become friends with my other self.
By the way, what is the name of that green potion?
The effect is very good, not only does Quinn become a concrete person, but it also makes me full of power! You can knock out the famous Diana Prince with a baseball bat! ”
"That thing is called the 'Green Goblin'. It is a reinforcement that the big bad guy from another world made for himself. The side effect is the birth of an evil personality."
Mason covered his eyes with his hands and said:
"Just in terms of effect, it really suits you."
"Green Goblin? What a stupid name!"
Harley Quinn, who could no longer control her inner thoughts due to a complete schizophrenia, hugged her Mr. "K" in disgust. She curled her lips and said:
"I'm going to call her 'Queen' from now on. Quinn also likes this name. Wait! Quinn, don't compete with me for control of your body! Damn it!"
The next moment, as Mason watched with wide eyes, Harley, who was holding his arm next to him, rushed forward and nibbled on his lips.
ah!
The first kiss of his life was snatched away like this, by a crazy beauty who had been eyeing him for a long time but never found a chance.
"Mr. K, let's hurry up."
"Quinn" with a sharp voice controlled Harley's body and whispered in Mason's ear with bright eyes:
"Either find a bed, or go to the alley next to it. Harley is a coward but I am not. I want to eat your delicious little doctor"
"No! Not now."
Mason pursed his bitten lips and pushed Harley away. He seriously made up a reason and said:
"We're going to get down to business now. We have to rescue some children who have been trapped for more than a year from the evil wizard. Harley, and Quinn, I need your help.
Let’s talk about other things later, okay? ”
"No!"
Harley screamed, but soon her gentler personality took back control. While helping Mason up, who was wiping blood from the corner of his mouth, she whispered:
"Ah, I said, Quinn is a bit evil and doesn't know how to control her inner desires. Don't listen to her nonsense, Mason, I don't have me."
Her explanation made Mason shake his head. The young man leaned down and kissed her blood-stained cheek under Harley's wide-eyed gaze, and then said in her ear:
"Is this enough? A group of children are waiting for us to rescue, and this can only go so far."
"Of course that's enough!"
Excited, Harley jumped up on the spot with cheers, waved her fists and laughed, then turned to look at Mason with big bright eyes. Then she wiped the corner of her mouth and pushed hard on the tooth that was crooked by Diana.
Grinning in pain, she boldly grabbed the bag stuffed with clown bombs and gas grenades next to her, picked up her baseball bat, and followed Mason with a groan as she walked through the alleyway strewn with corpses.
Both of them looked very embarrassed, as if they had trudged out of a war zone.
But it doesn't matter.
Tonight is still the most wonderful night in Harley Quinn's life, especially the three seconds of that kiss. Wow, tonight's Date Battle is great! (End of chapter)