Chapter 380 79. The King of the Universe, the Old Green Goblin, and his sycophant Mason Cooper
Deadpool's single ability is pure immortality. In addition, his X gene has not brought him any amazing enhancements, keeping his abilities at the level of ordinary superhumans.
It is no exaggeration to say that if the interference of immortality is removed, Deadpool is definitely no match for the master in a head-on battle.
However, it was precisely because of the blessing of immortality that was so exaggerated that it was even more powerful than the old wolf, which allowed Uncle Wade to develop a series of damn "little tricks" to defeat the enemy.
For example, his most common tactic is to load himself with bombs and then rush over to hug the enemy to launch a wave of onboard charges.
The enemy will be blown to pieces, and Deadpool will stand up in the blood like a normal person and continue to talk, then hang up bombs and find the next victim.
Because of this, Wade's fighting skills were once rated as "incredible" by SHIELD.
But the most famous thing about this guy is not his ability to fight, but his neurosis and clear mind. This may sound like a sick sentence, but it is not actually the case.
The tattered Wakanda spaceship swayed out of the space-time rift, and safely parked on the tarmac of Area A of Osborne Tower under the control of AI Draman, the veteran driver installed by Mason on the console.
The rear deck opens.
The frightened 374 mutants in the Gnaku saw the sun again. Under the guidance of the swordsman's yawn, they walked out of the cabin and entered this new world.
It can be seen from the mental state of these mutants that most of them did not do well in Utopia. They were Luthers in that hierarchical authoritarian society.
By the way, a person who is really doing well in a stable environment wouldn't hook up with a psycho like Deadpool and take the risk of sneaking out, right?
Mason didn't care about adding another outsider to the already complex Osborne Tower. He didn't even ask why these people fled Utopia.
Just being a favor.
Anyway, coming to Osborne Tower is not a blessing. Their final outcome is to become a code name in the statistics of the old Green Goblin. There is no shortage of jobs in this wasteland world waiting for work.
As for whether these people can live happily in this new world, that is not a question that Mason needs to consider.
"Hey, stop pretending to be dead."
Mason, who was holding a drawing pen in the cabin of the spaceship and sketching out the modification plan for the Wakanda spacecraft, turned the pen and said to Deadpool, who was in the driver's seat next to him, maintaining his headshot posture without raising his head:
"You were resurrected five minutes ago, can you control the speed of your resurrection?"
"Ha, you discovered it."
Uncle Wade snorted, wiped the blood from his forehead and maintained his relaxed posture, winked at Mason and said:
"I can control it, just like I control the time I have sex with my wife within two minutes each time. This is my super talent!"
"Ha, I understand."
Mason pushed up his glasses frame and commented venomously:
"So, your superpower is speed. No wonder your wife wants to push you to sleep on the sofa."
"It's too much."
Deadpool yelled:
"If it weren't for the small favor I just owed you, I should have called the Deadpool Legion to hang you up and beat you up for what you said! Then let the dog waiter bite your little brother off and stuff it Into your mouth.”
"I won't comment on why you brought these Luthors out, and I won't ask about your grudges with the X royal family."
Mason glanced at him, put away the completed drawings, and said:
"I just ask you one question, Wade, can you still break that 'wall'?"
"Hey, you know a lot."
Upon hearing this question, Deadpool suddenly became interested.
He sat up suddenly and complained to Mason as if he was sharing a secret:
"Can you feel that wall too? Ah, I've been so lonely all these years, they all say I'm crazy, but I'm just too sane because I'm so close to the truth.
The reason I hate the X Royal Family is because I've read their comics
I don't like that style!
Uh, aren't you curious about what I said? ”
"No, I'm curious, but I care more about the answer to this question."
Mason asked:
"Can you still communicate with 'them'?"
"It won't work."
Deadpool assumed the posture of a thinker with a sense of loss.
But his character was really not suitable for such depth, so he quickly put his feet on the console stained with his blood, took out a cigarette and held it in the corner of his mouth. Mason promptly gave him a deluminator lighter to light it, and he also Touched one.
While puffing away in the closed cabin, I heard Deadpool say with a melancholy face:
"Ever since the night of the nuclear war seventeen years ago, they have disappeared, and 'the wall' has also disappeared. I don't know what happened, but I seem to be locked up.
I wanted to cheat like before, but my cheating scheme was banned.
I was very sad, as if I had lost a means and channel to vent, but I guess they still loved me, just like they affectionately called me ‘little bitch’.
I like this risqué nickname.
I believe they are still there, but they have been cut off from conversation for some reason. I guess after we finish all this shit, I will be able to find my real friends again.
But I doubt you understand what I'm saying. ”
Wade snorted, waved his hands and said:
"I am much more advanced than you virtual characters living in a fish tank. Mason, in my eyes you are like a dog chasing a car
Well, I don't mean to be sarcastic, I'm just telling the truth. ”
"I really can't understand it. It's like the ravings of a madman. I just know that you can break the fourth wall, but all the descriptions of this are very vague."
Mason pretended to be a passerby, he sighed and said:
"It seems that people looking for help from this road may also be blocked, but I still say the same thing, I need helpers for what I am doing now, many, many helpers.
I want the friendship of Deadpool Legion, what should I do? ”
"Find a chick with a big ass for each of us?"
Wade laughed in a very unseemly manner:
"It's easy to please us. As long as you can break through your own moral bottom line, we can become good brothers who have fun together, such as bringing the lovely Harley to a very hot party next Wednesday night. Okay, don't pull out the gun, I was just making a bad joke.
It's time for me to go. ”
He raised his left hand and pulled open the cuff of his shirt, revealing his abnormally colorful children's watch, and said to Mason:
"My succubus wife with a great figure made soup at home. I have to go back for dinner and check to see if she cuckolded me. Although she insists she didn't, I'm sure there was something in the cupboard last time I had sex with her. There must be someone hidden!
It could be two people.
Although it just feels better than ever.
Anyway, if you need help, just call. ”
Wade leaned there and stretched out his hand to activate his damn conveyor belt. He waved his big hips to Mason in a cowardly manner and said:
"Next time I have a chance to have a YP together, I will contact you, but you need to bring your own female companion. I really think Harley is very good. She is so obedient. As long as you ask, she will definitely be willing, bye~"
"Whoosh"
The bitch's figure disappeared into the cabin of the spaceship, leaving a leg jumping around in place under the gaze of Mason's twitching eyes. Then a hand reached out to grab his own leg and disappeared again with a whoosh.
Only then did the spacecraft cabin become completely quiet.
"Mason, there's something unique about your compatriot."
The hat dented a human face on Mason's head, and he said calmly:
"He is not an ordinary crazy person. I can feel that this guy is hopeless, but he does have a special charm that makes people dislike his various dirty jokes and pranks."< br>
"Everyone hates Deadpool, everyone loves Deadpool."
Mason snorted, opened the hatch and jumped out, moving his shoulders and said:
"After all, who doesn't like a fifty-dollar dude who can be summoned by a big-assed chick or a set of original underwear and take bullets for you an unlimited number of times without complaint?
But don't get interested in his crazy heart, hatter, you'll go crazy. ”
After speaking, the captain snapped his fingers, and twelve silver-gray figures flew over and landed behind him. The twelve hunting sentries supported by Utopia were waiting for orders.
With just one instruction from Mason, these absolutely obedient and emotionless guys can go on a killing spree in Osborne Tower.
"Go to the engineering lab to complete your self-disassembly."
Mason gave orders to his "knight retinue":
"I need to update your weapon modules and power modes before the next operation. I don't know what high-end configuration the Alpha-class Sentinel has, but your current grade obviously cannot face the level of enemies I need to deal with."
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The Sentinels immediately took off and headed for Mason's laboratory.
They will not resist their masters. The X royal family uses very strange technology to lock their loyalty. Mason seriously suspects that it is related to Professor Supreme's psychic power that has reached the rule level.
"What are you going to do next?"
Hat asked.
Mason looked at the time on his watch and said:
"Talk to the old Green Goblin, and then prepare to rescue Zha Kang. By the way, check out the allies that guy has selected for Team K to cooperate with, if possible
Then kill the obtrusive Skrulls.
We must hurry up.
Once all the Skrull spies in Utopia are cleared, those guys will definitely find out the clues and upgrade their camouflage tactics. As Consus said, Isu biological decoy bombs will not work forever. ”
A few minutes later, Mason showed up in the old Green Goblin's office.
He didn't waste time exchanging pleasantries, and handed the purple-gold chip to Old Norman, who was dealing with various construction plans for Osborne Tower.
The latter looked at the handed chip with his reading glasses in surprise, and then picked up an advanced reader to check the data in it.
He thought this was some kind of information, and seemed a little careless, but after reading the first few pages of the vast amount of information, the old Green Goblin stood up with a cry.
He looked at Mason in surprise and said:
"Don't tell me you plan to build this kind of suicide device under the wasteland that can instantly reverse the earth's magnetic poles?"
"We have to make two sets!"
Mason said to the Green Goblin:
"In the absence of mutants like Magneto who can manipulate the magnetic field, two sets of magnetic field strengthening and fusion equipment must be placed in the two earths that are about to collide in order to complete the fusion of magnetic poles and protect the two worlds from merging. Falling apart in the process
The parameters of this set of equipment have been tested by impact, and the method of using strong magnetic fields to stabilize the world's continental shelves has been proven feasible.
We don't even need to modify the specs.
The only problem is how we can persuade the old guys on the other side to accept our assistance calmly when the next impact occurs.
But this is what Team K needs to consider, Norman, build it!
Utopia will secretly provide the resources needed, and the experiment must continue. ”
"But they failed! Mason!"
The Green Goblin slapped the table and yelled:
"What's the point of repeating a failed experiment? You're asking me to use my world as cannon fodder for you mutants!"
Faced with the roar and scolding of the old Green Goblin, Mason was speechless. He just pointed to the watch on his wrist and said:
"I'll be back in Gotham in thirty minutes."
He said seriously:
"I will repeat what I said to you to my friends over there, and I will repeat to them the requirements for you in full. I want to conduct two experiments at the same time!
I'm not betting your world on you!
And Minecraft.
I'm going to bet everything on me when the Fourth Impact happens. Either the experiment succeeds and everyone has a carnival and drinking together in the new world, or the experiment fails and everyone dies in the afterglow of the old world!
I said, I will not regard anyone as a expendable price while I hide in the back and live an elusive life.
If I have to pay a price in exchange for a dignified existence, I will definitely be the first to apply. ”
This answer made Norman Osborne freeze in place. The middle-aged man felt Mason's determination, but he quickly became irritable. He looked at the chip in his hand and said:
"I don't doubt your determination, but the problem is, according to their conclusion, what we have to resist is the collision pressure of two planes. If you don't solve this problem, this experiment is doomed to fail!
Also, once it is turned on, it may lead to possible interference from cosmic-level forces in this plane
I believe that those guys who call themselves the "overlords of the universe" will not be willing to leave their fate in the hands of ants like us. They will attack us before the impact is brewing and pin us to death on the experimental platform. ”
"I said, this is a problem that Team K needs to worry about!
You only need to create two world stabilizing devices before the impact arrives. Even the process of world fusion will be completed by mutants who specialize in earth manipulation.
My compatriots will be on the front lines. ”
Mason said with emphasis:
"As for the plan you want to get, I will find a way.
We have other reference models, the Speed Force Matrix, the Global Aurora Device, different self-rescue plans and wisdom from different civilizations, and I firmly believe that we can draw on the knowledge we need. ”
"What if you can't do it?"
The old Green Goblin squeezed the chip in his hand and asked:
"What if you still can't give us an accurate plan when the fourth impact comes?"
"That"
Mason flexed his fingers and said:
"At least we can die with dignity. Don't worry, Norman, at least we won't be alone in hell, not to mention you are not without a way out.
Old A will be more than willing to accept your wholehearted allegiance.
In other words, even if I die, I will die before you. I am not afraid of an eighteen-year-old young man. What are you, an old man in his sixties, afraid of? ”
"But don't you and Lao A also have a 'gentleman's agreement'?"
The Green Goblin played with the chip in his hand and said in a gloomy tone:
"You were never going to comply or admit defeat, were you?"
"He wanted me to be his hunting dog."
Mason tilted his head, shrugged and said:
"That Old Hei has a wonderful idea! I probably have some kind of bone disease. It bothers me that my legs can't bend all the time, but you want me to give up?
Phew, I'd rather die. ”
"Ha, this is the final showdown."
The old Green Goblin also laughed at this moment.
He reached out and unbuttoned the buttons under his collar, and said to Mason:
"Last time we talked about the topic of union in a vague way, this time we made it clear that if you win the bet, then I will be the boss of the new world!
I make the rules, I manage the world, I choose the targets to conquer. ”
"At that time, I will smile and hand you the crown next to your throne, my Majesty."
Mason grinned and stretched out his hand towards the Green Goblin:
"So, deal?"
Norman's hands joined Mason's.
He looked over Mason's shoulder at the floor-to-ceiling windows in front of him and the abandoned world in the distance. A smile finally appeared on the thin old face of this gloomy old man.
He said:
"It's a great deal to exchange a piece of collapsed wasteland for a possible cosmic crown. Isn't it just for this moment that I prepared so many cards?"
"Deal!" (End of Chapter)