Chapter 412 27. You are the God of Thunder, I am Brother Hammer, we all have our own opinions
In this world, the one who can follow the thunder is naturally the God of Thunder.
This guy left the meeting a few years ago due to the internal strife among the Avengers and returned to Asgard alone to enjoy life. However, as Natasha and Hill had full confidence in him and expected, in Midgar Thor is never absent when he is needed.
However, the condition of the other woman brought by Thor through the Rainbow Bridge was a bit miserable. Mason saw the injured person who was brought to him a few minutes later.
Agent Hill beside the hospital bed looked at him eagerly, waiting for the pharmacist to show off his power.
It was obviously because the lady in front of her was too seriously injured, and her special constitution made it difficult for her to be treated by normal means.
This is true. Even if the blood-stained woman in front of her is unconscious, the slightly out-of-control energy in her body is still agitated, as if it is stuck in the previous battle and cannot be calmed down.
Don't even mention giving her an injection. The Black Panther's royal doctor couldn't even do a consultation. If he dared to get close, he would be roasted into charcoal by the out-of-control red and blue energy.
"Captain Marvel."
Mason looked at the woman lying in the hospital bed waiting for treatment, and could immediately identify her identity from her iconic dress.
To be honest, this red and blue tight-fitting suit is quite astringent, especially the golden nova logo on the chest, which makes it difficult to look away from her sensitive parts.
The red ribbon tied around her waist added a touch of heroism to her. Unfortunately, the ribbon of honor from the Nova Corps was now completely stained red with blood.
She was badly hurt.
It was almost cut open from the front, and there were still scorch marks from the fire and wounds from fractures on his body. The abnormally twisted arc of his left hand made people grimace at the sight.
"Obviously, although this powerful lady's body was exhausted to the point of coma, her spirit still maintained the previous fierce battle. This is most likely some kind of psychic interference taking effect, preventing her from calming down to heal herself. ”
Under the surprised gazes of agents Hill and Natasha, the hat on Mason's head quickly expressed his professional opinion. After speaking, he "glanced" at the two agents with the blurred face of the hat. , asked very politely:
"What? Have you two never seen a talking hat before?"
The two shook their heads.
Mason took out a demulcent and a gold cup from his bag, intending to purify the drug for calming the spirit several times. Harley also contributed plant spores from her best friend Poison Ivy.
Although this thing is toxic, it can also relieve hormonal chaos caused by mental stress.
"She needs to be treated to weaken her, otherwise she won't be able to take medicine."
While waiting for the drug to be purified, Mason called Zha Kang, who was seducing the heroines in the Royal Bar, and asked him to take out the Coral Trident Staff.
This thing can even store divinity, so it can be easily used to store other powers. Moreover, the last time he fought against Black Strange, Zha Kang had already used up all the energy in the trident. Now that he is facing a big battle, he really needs to replenish it.
He unceremoniously used the Trident Staff to drain most of the energy from Captain Marvel. Then Mason used medicine to calm down the spirit, and used very superb bandaging and first aid skills to clean the woman's wounds.
Hat's guess is obviously correct. Such a powerful female warrior has considerable self-healing power.
After her mind calmed down, it only took a few minutes for her severely injured body to start healing itself, saving Mason several bottles of good medicine.
Although it is not that difficult to make these epic medicines now, Mason, who is proficient in frugality and housekeeping, obviously understands how to save money in this province.
"She's going to wake up."
Mason took off his bloody medical gloves and stepped back.
A few seconds later, Captain Marvel opened her eyes on the hospital bed. She tried to sit up, but her body's weakness made her fall down again.
Then she looked at the ceiling above her head, which was a combination of primitive African style and modern art, and she realized that she had been sent back to earth.
His tense heart suddenly relaxed, but then a sadness spread across his stoic face.
She said to Hill and Natasha:
"The Nova Corps and Xandar are gone, and the Southern Galaxy is in chaos! The Kree Empire and the Shi'ar Empire have resumed war. It was the Skrulls who disguised themselves as assassins and assassinated important members of both sides.
The power stone disappeared in the chaos, and when I rushed to Xandar, there was only ruins.
And reality gems"
"Wait a minute, wasn't that gem sent to the collector by the Asgardians for safekeeping?"
Mason interjected:
"What happened to your injuries? No matter how powerful the Skrulls are, they can't beat you like this, right?"
"Collector? No, the collector is gone."
Captain Marvel rubbed his aching head and explained:
"When Star-Lord was messing around in the Southern Galaxy, he led his Guardians of the Galaxy to overthrow the Collector's rule over the Void, which is now governed by a political system composed of exiles of all races.
The Collector was a prisoner in their shared custody, but the bastard conspired with the Skrulls, and he gave up the location of the Reality Stone in exchange for the Skrulls' aid.
The whole land of nothingness is finished.
My injuries were caused by that bastard using the Reality Stone. He did not join the Skrulls and disappeared into the galaxy alone. He said crazy things about welcoming a distinguished guest.
There is no dignity due to the elders of the universe. ”
"This is great."
Ciri, who was beside Mason, folded her arms and pouted and said:
"The Power Stone and the Reality Stone will eventually fall into the hands of Perfect Ultron. The Space Stone will soon be found by the Skrulls. Even without the Soul Stone, it will have enough power to massacre the world."
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She glanced at Mason and whispered:
"The door to transfer is in my office, all you need is a nod"
"If I told you now that Perfect Ultron is not a threat at all, would you think I'm crazy?"
Mason asked her.
Xili was stunned for a moment, then shook her head and said:
"If you think so, you must have your reason. Although I can't think of the answer, considering that you have escaped from death many times, I must admit your strength in this area."
"Ding~ Domestication completed! Sweetie has made you give up thinking and accept him as your external brain. Now Mr. K lives in your brain."
Harley suddenly stretched out her hand and snapped her fingers beside Shiri's head. She also tilted her head and patted Shiri's head to say hello:
"Hi, hello, sweetheart, do you want to stay in this muscle-filled brain?"
"Take care of your girlfriend before I beat her to tears."
Lord Hunter said expressionlessly, but Harley didn't care about the threat from Ciri, she just grabbed Mason's hand and blew another big pink bubble.
She was a little jealous of Ciri's silver hair, which looked so cool, but she was born with blond hair, so this was a bit of a win-win.
"Rest, you need rest."
Mason ignored the overt and covert fighting between the two women. Like an old military doctor, he warned Captain Marvel, who had a look of shame on his face:
"The symptoms of energy weakness will subside in six hours, and by tonight you will be a superheroine who can blow up the earth with a single charge.
Recharge your batteries, we still need you to charge forward. ”
After saying that, he took Shirley and Harley out of the treatment room. As a result, he saw a large group of people gathered in the open entrance hall of the Royal Bar, where several large screens were playing the Skrulls. Scenes of fleets landing around the world.
These shameless invaders have taken over the earth's communication network and are brazenly demanding that the rebels huddled in Wakanda surrender immediately, otherwise they will launch a devastating attack on Wakanda in twelve hours.
The scenes of these aliens showing off their power on the earth greatly stimulated the heroes' self-esteem.
They were yelling and cursing one by one, eager to rush out and fight to the death with those aliens. Unfortunately, no one was allowed to leave the palace until the suspicion that they had been replaced was eliminated.
But while everyone in the noisy bar was angrily accusing alien hybrids, a real "alien" was sitting leisurely in front of the large and luxurious bar of the bar, chatting happily with another alien bartender. sky.
Lord Thor from Asgard laughed and took a glass of cosmic brew from the friendly Thanos. After taking a sip, he smashed the glass on the table and shouted for another glass.
His elated expression contrasted sharply with the heavy sadness of the others.
"Isn't the Thor of this world a little too optimistic?"
Xili raised her eyebrows and said:
"Although Thor's space-time aliens in various worlds are a little careless, it is rare for a Thor to be so heartless. I guess in this strange world, this Thor also has a strange life experience? ”
"He, he is a drunkard! When the Avengers were still there, he would drink a warehouse full of wine before he would stop. His irregular character was as strong as his drinking capacity.
This bastard was also a prodigal. Not only did he chase Natasha, but he also gave me tweed.
He nicknamed himself the ‘King of Thunder and Party’, and really, he would never miss any carnival he might attend. ”
Captain Carter walked out of the passage on the other side with a teasing voice, accompanied by the young version of Black Bolt and his beautiful Queen Medusa.
"Sweetheart! Look, your dad was quite handsome when he was young."
Harley shook Mason's finger and pointed at Black Bolt and exclaimed. She was so angry that Mason raised his finger and curled it up and hit her hard on the head.
Lao Wang is not his father, he is his adoptive father.
"This Thor seems to have never encountered any disputes over 'family trivial matters', so he still maintains the heroic and incompetent character unique to Asgardians."
Mason nodded to Captain Carter and said:
"Are the aliens ready?"
"Well, there are no Skrull bastards in Attilan."
Captain Carter waved his fist and said:
"They also know the seriousness of the matter, so they can join the war at any time."
"But please understand, my husband and we must first be responsible for the people."
Queen Medusa, who wore a purple mask and had the most beautiful and exaggerated hair that Mason had ever seen, spoke on behalf of her husband:
"So once the war situation becomes irreversible, we will immediately retreat and transfer Attilan to the Moon's Sea of Tranquility."
"Understandable."
Mason took out a badge given to him by the old Black Bolt from his arms and showed it in front of the two alien royals. The royal pattern that was too familiar to be fake made Black Bolt and his beautiful wife stunned at the same time.
They didn't remember giving this emblem representing the title of "Earl" to a foreigner like Mason who was obviously not a foreigner.
"My life experience is more complicated, but you two can understand that I am the Count 'Guardian of Attilan' from another world. This was given to me personally by another Black Bolt King, and it also has his sonic energy on it. ”
Mason explains:
"Therefore, I hope that Attilan can serve as the last retreat for the coalition forces and take away the remaining people when nothing can be done."
Black Bolt didn't agree immediately.
He stretched out his hand and touched Mason's emblem. The sound waves coming from the emblem made him narrow his eyes. It was indeed from the same origin as him and could not be faked.
But his strength has weakened a lot, just like he did after getting old.
He and his wife looked at each other, and the next second, Queen Medusa, who had a close connection with her husband, nodded and said to Mason:
"Since His Excellency the Earl of 'Guardian' has spoken, the royal family will naturally consider your opinion, and we will make a formal response later."
Mason took back his emblem and bid farewell to the two members of the royal family with a perfect alien etiquette while others looked at him in astonishment.
"When did you become the Count of Strangers?"
Shirley felt that she didn’t recognize Mason anymore, and she whispered:
"Aren't you a mutant? When did you become so close to the aliens? These guys are ten times more difficult to deal with than mutants in the Hope Council. They are closed-minded and stubborn and are as stubborn as stone."
"Of course it's because the little sweetie found herself a powerful Didi~"
Harley snorted proudly and took out her own emblem of the aliens and shook it. Although it was only the lowest knight medal, it also meant that she had benefited from it and became a good friend of the aliens.
"Okay, I'll tell you when I'm free for a while."
Mason waved his hand and said to Shirley:
"Take your sword and go to my studio. I'll help you maintain the weapon and say a few words."
"Yeah."
Shirley nodded and followed.
But the next moment, lightning flashed in front of the two of them, and the "party" Thor, clutching a beer glass, appeared in front of them, leaning against the wall with the chic attitude of a prodigal, and said to Mason:
"Hey, brother, there's something about you that attracts me."
"Sorry, I'm not gay."
Mason replied expressionlessly, making the people around him stunned and then started laughing wildly.
The party thunder god was also speechless by this unconventional answer, but he drank all the beer and wiped his mouth, then seriously reached out and grabbed a handful filled with garlands and various Mjolnir, still stained with custard crumbs from the toast, whizzed into his hand.
Thunder light splashed around the hammer head, and the thunder was like iron filings attracted by a magnet, flying towards Mason.
Now even Captain Carter could see that Thor was not here to cause trouble. He told the truth that there was indeed something about Mason that was attracting his own thunder.
For a god with the god of thunder, this is a really big deal.
"Alas."
Mason sighed.
He took out his thunder forging hammer from his luggage.
The reason why he didn't have contact with this party thunder god was for this reason. This thing was too hot to handle and it was too troublesome to explain.
At this moment, the simultaneous appearance of two Mjolnir hammers triggered a thunderous resonance that swept through the surrounding corridor bars almost instantly, causing waves of exclamations.
"Oh my God! Two thunder gods!"
A sharp voice shouted:
"We have two thunder gods to help us fight! We will win this battle!"
The crowd suddenly became restless, and then cheered again.
Mason turned his head and glanced at Nick Fury, who was squeezing his throat and walking away from the crowd. The braised egghead even gave him a proud look, then turned around and left to hide his merit and fame.
"I definitely drank too much!"
The party Thor was also stunned, and the Thor's hammer in his hand was also stunned. Even the thunder beating around him danced in confused lines. After a second, Thor patted his cheek and said:
"I have to drink a little more to wake up. Why do you have a handful of Mjolnir in your hand? This is definitely not fake, I can feel its breath is real.
Ah, hell, why do I feel like I'm a fake disguised as a Skrull?
Wait, there's something wrong with your hammer!
What are the inscriptions on it? Why do I feel the Frost Giant's presence? It feels like it’s my good friend Loki. Hey, don’t leave. Can you please make it clear? ”
Party Thor chased Mason towards his workshop, he asked:
"Let me touch your hammer, brother, maybe it will recognize me. Alas, as I speak, you Midgardians really have no manners at all!"
He stretched out his hand to grab Mason's shoulder, but at the moment of contact, a black sticky object rushed out with claws and "bited" Thor's finger.
The latter let out a strange cry and turned into thunder and flashed out more than ten meters away. He looked at the strange black thing on Mason's shoulder that was staring at him like a snake in amazement.
"Alas."
Mason sighed a second time.
This is the second reason why he doesn't want to have contact with this Toldo. Doesn't this idiot really know how "delicious" he is in the eyes of the Black Death Sword?
Fresh Thunder Sashimi.
Tsk, it smells delicious. (End of chapter)