Chapter 465 11. Isn’t it just for moments like this that I hired this large group of gossipy deadpools?
"唰"
A strange light flashed, and the golden space-time rift suddenly appeared and disappeared in the next moment.
The watchtower that had fallen into the earth's atmosphere also disappeared with the light. Only some debris floating in space represented that an expensive "big treasure" once existed here.
This scene caused the smug smile on Luther's face, which was floating in space, to disappear instantly and turn into a gloomy one.
Damn it!
Although he had made frequent plans, he still underestimated these heroes.
Although I don’t understand how they teleported away the watchtower and where they sent the space station that had become the “source of disaster”, this scene represents the first attack of Luthor’s Doomsday Legion against the Justice League. It failed at the last moment.
This feeling is so bad.
But Luther quickly adjusted his mentality.
As an outstanding villain, he has excellent emotional control and firm will. Fighting against superheroes is a difficult and long process. Villains with a bad mentality will definitely be hit by successive failures. They are the pillars of support. Not until the end.
"Whoosh"
A yellow stream of light shines in space, and the figure of Sinestro, the lamp of fear, appears next to Luther who is going on a "space odyssey" in the package of yellow light.
The Lord of the Yellow Lantern incorporated Luther into his cosmic energy with an expressionless expression. He said:
"It's a pity that your plan failed. It was actually quite exciting until it failed at the last second."
"This is not a failure! It's just not a 100% success."
Luther snorted.
He no longer looked in the direction where the watchtower disappeared, but instead looked at Sinestro beside him. There were still fist marks on the face of the Fear Lantern from the fierce battle, and his suit was also damaged.
Laitu glanced at him and said:
"What? You were beaten up by two Green Lanterns?"
"You can say that, but actually I'm just collecting combat data."
Sinestro shook his head. Although he was embarrassed, Uncle Sine still said with great dignity:
"They think they can beat me, but this is just to give them a taste of the sweetness for the next reunion. I will enjoy the bitter look on the two Hal Jordans' faces when they finally fail.
This fight is starting to interest me, but what’s next? ”
"Next?"
Luther looked at the Earth and said:
"Next, it's time to save people. If we don't, our 'companions' will sell us out, but we must seize the time.
They must be allowed to tell the 'truth' that I want them to tell the heroes. In addition, the power of Lord Warlock will also enter the scene, and we must be prepared to welcome it. ”
"Do you really believe them?"
The Lord of the Yellow Lantern took Luther back to the earth. Surrounded by the energy of the universe, he whispered:
"I don't know about you, but I think the stars are just a bunch of insects."
"What you said is so humiliating. How could you insult Chongzhi like this?"
Laitu snorted and said softly:
"But now we need them, and their victory will also be our victory. It would be great if these heroes were more powerful. Unfortunately, at present, their chances of winning are really not high.
This is the only choice left to us. ”
"You can actually wait to die."
Sinestro said quietly.
Luther shrugged and did not answer the cold joke. If he was really a person willing to wait for death, the Legion of Doom would not have been established.
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"Large-scale space distortion reaction occurs outside the earth's orbit! What is going on?"
In the main control room of the Osborne Tower, the old Green Goblin put on combat armor strode in and questioned Dr. Otto, who was observing and establishing connection with the external aircraft that was falling at high speed:
"Where did that space station come from? Was it some kind of attack?"
"No, from the appearance it should be the Justice League's watchtower that Mason mentioned to us, and the space-time disturbance accompanying its appearance is exactly the same as the energy reading when The Flash used the Speed Force to penetrate the plane."< br>
Doctor Octopus mobilizes data with flying fingers.
Although the Wasteland World has re-launched satellites with the technological support of Team K, they now lack the means to attack outer space. They can only watch the space station fall out of orbit and fall to the ground.
"The communication is connected!"
Doctor Octopus was busy for a few seconds and quickly connected to the main console of the watchtower. Cyborg's voice then sounded from it:
"Attention ground forces! This aircraft has been invaded by dangerous alien creatures. Do not try to destroy it! Once again, do not destroy it!
This alien creature has the dangerous ability to emit biological spores and carry out global parasitism. Once it enters the stratosphere, it will cause irreversible serious consequences"
"Are you Cyborg from the Justice League?"
The Green Goblin and Dr. Otto looked at each other, and he, the "Governor" of Osborne Tower, stepped forward and responded:
"The threat you mentioned does not exist in this wasteland world. There are not as many lives that can be parasitized by alien organisms as you think, unless they can use zombies as carriers.
Take your people out of the space station immediately, and we will prepare weapons to destroy your aircraft in the atmosphere. ”
"Well, this is my second question."
Cyborg awkwardly transmitted the scene of the battle between four Kryptonians and seven Doomsdays taking place inside the space station to the Osborn Tower.
It's a bit exaggerated to say it's a battle, but the real situation is that four Kryptonians are being beaten by the Doomsday Legion.
The only Super Chao who can survive the Doomsday is still a "sick boy", and it is simply impossible for Kara, Zod, who has not yet grown to the extreme, and Bizarro, who is not very smart, to deal with these "Kryptonian enemies" Let them die.
If Mason hadn't equipped them with vibranium armor extravagantly, the battle might have ended long ago.
"I estimate that these biological weapons with more exaggerated life forms than Kryptonians will not die from the explosion."
Cyborg whispered embarrassedly:
"I'm sorry for turning our troubles into your troubles. Xiaofeng has already fallen into a coma due to time teleportation, but he told me that this is the base world of Team K, so."
"We have already established a strategic alliance, so don't apologize!"
Mason's voice sounded from outside the main control room, interrupting Cyborg's overly polite words.
After learning that the watchtower had been teleported away through time and space, he immediately realized that Xiaoshan had reversed the situation again at a critical moment and rushed back.
Mason, who was sitting on the Moubis chair, stopped in front of the main console. He said to Cyborg on the heavily interfered communication screen:
"Organize a retreat immediately! Let the Kryptonians, Flash, and the second-line heroes who are still in the space station all evacuate. You should still have escape capsules available.
Leave Starro and the threat of Doom to me.
Communication ends. ”
After the communication was cut off, the old Green Goblin stared at the terrifying Doomsday monster that was pressing down on the Kryptonians and beating him up. He said to Mason with a gloomy face:
"Do you have the means to kill these guys?"
"Get rid of it? No, I didn't.
Ancient Kryptonian biological weapons such as Doomsday have overcome the concept of 'death' when they were born. Even if they are killed, they can still be resurrected as long as they are given enough time. ”
Mason shook his head calmly and said:
"But they won't be a problem for you, so don't worry, Norman, I promise this falling space station won't be a problem for anyone.
But it will take some time to activate those instruments, so we have to send a group of cannon fodder up first to cover their evacuation. ”
The captain looked at the old Green Goblin and said:
"Are those dead waiters still there?"
"Hell!"
Norman's eyes widened when he heard the name, and he yelled at Mason:
"You still have the nerve to mention those disgusting bastards! In just three days since they came to Osborne Tower, they turned my place into a pigsty and a circus. You can take care of them.
If not, drive them away!
I don't need these annoying lunatics in my world, they even invited my Harry to some nasty ones.
Ah, I can't even say the word, it's just mental pollution! ”
"I hired them hard, Norman."
Mason's reaction to the Green Goblin was already expected, but he still sighed and said:
"Since you want people to work hard, you have to tolerate them. Although they each have their own bad habits, it does not prevent them from being really cheap and easy to use."
"Really?"
Dr. Otto, who had always had a gentle personality, now turned cold and said to Mason:
"Then I think you don't have any objections to the fact that the Deadpools messed up your collection showroom last night and stole a lot of collections, right?
Those madmen also stole my access card and sneaked into your engineering laboratory to have a fight. Ahem, I won't go into details. Anyway, I never thought that multi-player sports could be so disgusting. ”
"Ka"
When he heard that his collection showroom was destroyed and his beloved laboratory was also used as a YP location, Mason pulled out the pistol from his waist and loaded it. He said expressionlessly:
"Leave it to me, I'll send these bastards where they belong!"
When the Mobius chair was activated, Mason warned Dr. Otto again:
"The first bait test of the 2149 Quantum Tunnel Experiment is about to begin. Please prepare the Pym family."
"Huh?"
Dr. Otto pushed up his coquettish little sunglasses in surprise and said:
"We don't have a suitable test subject in our hands, Mason. Ordinary life cannot withstand the destruction of the mind and spirit by the microscopic world. I understand what you mean,
Now the preparation begins.
But it takes twenty minutes to activate the quantum tunnel.
Therefore, we need the Deadpool Legion to restart the observation tower's propulsion rocket to change its fall trajectory and let it fall in the predetermined test area. ”
"No problem, the Deadpools will get the job done, they're very professional."
Mason nodded and left the main control room.
He quickly arrived at the large lounge on the top floor of Osborne Tower. Before opening the door, Mason took a deep breath to prepare himself for the filth he was about to see.
However, the moment he opened the door, Mason's eyes still staged a "pupil earthquake".
"Bang"
Mason closed the door, rubbing his eyes, trying to make himself forget the terrible things he had just seen, and shouted to the inside amid the weird sounds coming from the lounge:
"Wade! We have a mission! I give you thirty seconds to put on your pants, let the female Deadpool above you and the mechanical Deadpool below you get dressed, and tell the Deadpool kid to stop graffiti on my wall. .
And Deadpool the dog!
I swear, if that damn dog chews through one more pair of my shoes I'm going to throw it in the forge! ”
"Don't be angry, I'll be fine!"
Wade's voice rang out from the lounge, along with the chaotic sounds of the other Deadpools packing their things.
The barking of dogs, the noise of naughty children, and the elongated screams of Deadpool sounded like a harsh symphony. At least these unreliable guys knew that Mason had hired them, and they were quite attentive to the boss's requirements. .
Thirty seconds later, Mason pushed open the door expressionlessly, and the entire lounge miraculously returned to cleanliness.
In front of him, the members of the Deadpool Legion were lined up according to their size.
From Wade Wilson's classic Deadpool to Wanda Wilson's blonde Deadpool, to the intelligent life-like mechanical Deadpool composed entirely of mechanical bodies.
It is worth mentioning that this mechanical deadpool has shaped his appearance into a female image and has quite obvious female characteristics.
Then there was the cowboy Deadpool dressed in the wild west with a cigarette in his mouth, and the short Deadpool boy. Finally, there was the dog waiter in his hand, which was a dog wearing a Deadpool uniform.
In addition to these humanoid members, the Deadpool Legion also has a very strange "comatriot", which is a "dead head" placed on the table wearing a black helmet, with a skinny face and a classic zombie mouth and messy teeth.
This guy claims to be the "brain tank" of the Deadpool Legion, but in fact he has a lot of background.
"The Deadpool Legion awaits orders, boss!"
The classic Deadpool stretched out his fingers and made a military salute above his head, but his movement was too big and his untied pants suddenly fell down, revealing his flowery underwear.
At the same time, the large cabinet in the lounge was overwhelmed and fell apart with a bang, spitting out all the things that the Deadpool Legion had just stuffed into it.
Firearms, bullets, damaged collectibles and instruments, sexy underwear, costumes for cosplay, some not-so-sightly gadgets, leftover pizza boxes and all kinds of household garbage flew out of the sky.
This scene made Mason's fist clenched and made a clicking sound, and also caused the Deadpool Legion to fall into a rare awkward silence.
"Mason, the space station is about to enter the outer reaches of the atmosphere!"
Dr. Otto's voice sounded at this time, reminding:
"The aircraft is already in place. Let the Deadpool Legion set off quickly. The four Kryptonians can no longer hold it anymore."
"A space station is falling out of control and crashing to the ground."
Mason tried hard to suppress the anger in his heart and said to the deadpools who were staring at him with big eyes:
"I need you to sneak in and cover the evacuation of the good people inside, and at the same time restart its power during the fall to make it fall to the predetermined area. This job is a bit difficult, so I will provide you with various supports.
If you come back alive, the damage and chaos you caused at Osborne Tower can be written off, but you will definitely need extra pay to do your job well.
So if you need anything."
"I want a VIP card for the Lai Sheng Bar! The kind where you can eat and drink for free! My wife has long wanted to find a good place to get drunk, and your place looks good to me."
Classic Deadpool was the first to ask for benefits, and then the other Deadpools also shouted:
"I want nice-looking clothes, the set of underwear worn by Wade's wife. I heard you made them for me, so I want a set too!"
"The AI data of Fenrir's armor, I am very eager to see her realism."
"Gun! A great gun! As a cowboy, you need a great gun! The bigger the caliber, the better!"
"Brother Mason! Can you make me a good friend? Deadpool doesn't need friends! Deadpool makes his own friends!"
"Woof woof! Woof! Woof woof woof! (The dog attendant needs a magical potion, a potion that can be as strong as Harley's big dog!)"
When the entire Deadpool Legion spoke, it was like being together with three thousand noisy ducks. Mason’s head hurt from being fired. He waved his hand and scolded:
"We'll have everything when you come back! Let's go now! Damn it! My Kryptonians are almost killed."
"Yeah! It's just a matter of death. We are experts in this area!"
Wade shouted, and he howled while lifting his pants:
"Deadpool Legion! Transform and set off!"
A large group of "polluting sources" of Deadpools howled and rushed out like wild dogs, leaving only the last dead head motionless. This zombie head without a body rolled its eyes on the table.
It stared at Mason and said dumbly:
"I feel like my IQ is being sucked away by being with these funny people. My endurance is plummeting. I don't want anything. I just want to go home now."
"This is easy to handle."
Mason showed a gentle smile, stretched out his hand to lift the bun of the dead man's head, brought it up to his eyes and said to it:
"We just need a guide from the 2149 universe to lead the first batch of 'Quantum World Pathfinders' into that dangerous plane world.
I think you will definitely be willing to take on this important task, my dear Dead Head.
I'm serious!
If you fucking spit zombie saliva at me again, I'll throw you into the toilet and flush you down the drain! You can try it! "(End of Chapter)