Chapter 467 13. The victory of the Deadpool Legion’s battle
"Boom, boom"
Violent explosions continued to reverberate outside the space station. The body of the giant conqueror Starro, who was rapidly growing by absorbing the energy from the power room, had expanded to the extreme.
The huge brightly colored starfish conqueror has torn the shell of the watchtower from the inside, allowing its huge and tough starfish tentacles to continuously spray out more starfish spores.
By this time the watchtower had entered the stratosphere.
It is the best time for it to implement the "global manipulation" tactic. Everything seems to be advancing according to Laitu's planned plan. The only problem is that it is all in vain.
The fallen watchtower has been moved to the wasteland world.
99% of the life here is dead, and the only area in the world where there are still living people is near Osborne Tower.
However, under the orders of the Green Goblin, the entire area has been put under martial law. The alien city Attilan suspended in the air activated some kind of powerful barrier, covering the entire area.
Those starfish spores that fall from the sky simply don't survive.
These released spores would die quickly if they could not find a host within a short period of time. After foreseeing this outcome, the alien creatures nicknamed "Conquerors" became anxious.
But it is a pity that it is too big to leave the space station at this time, and it is unrealistic to rely on the life existing in the parasitic space station to achieve "reincarnation in dirty soil".
Doomsday cannot be parasitized.
The classic Deadpool, who is being crazily slaughtered by seven Doomsdays, can be parasitized, but Starro has just seen the serious consequences of parasitic Deadpool.
This perverted madman wearing a black and red tights is a mobile "source of spiritual infection", and you will die if you get close to him.
To sum up, the conquest of Starro, the starfish who was secretly given to Lex Luthor by the Warlock camp to create a world crisis, has reached a dead end.
What awaits it will be a fate even more terrible than death.
But what about Doomsday?
The explosion of the space station cannot kill the ultimate biological weapon like Doomsday.
Once they fall to the ground and cannot be contained well, causing them to lose control, the current defense strength of Osborne Tower will not be able to withstand the simultaneous raging of seven destruction days.
Mason already has his own method for this, but this does not prevent the conscientious classic Deadpool from getting a VIP customer card for the Afterlife Bar as a birthday gift and tenth wedding anniversary for his beloved wife. Surprised and tried to kill one of them.
Of course, the way this unreliable guy fights Doomsday is indeed as weird as expected.
"Poof"
The screaming Deadpool's body was grabbed by the five Doomsdays at the same time, limbs and head, like some kind of ancient and evil punishment. Blood and internal organs spilled out like raindrops from the force of the five-headed monsters.
Wade Wilson didn't know how many times his body was torn apart.
He screamed, sounding very painful.
But this is just a common method used by Deadpool to heighten the atmosphere. He does feel pain, but it is just pain. This madman has already adapted to countless deaths in the past.
However, even the brainless Doomsday finally realized after repeating the same thing dozens of times that they could not kill Wade in this way, so they threw the remains in their hands far away from each other in an attempt to destroy the corpse. Destroy traces.
This doesn't work at all.
When he returned from Utopia before, Mason had questioned whether Deadpool could control the time of his resurrection and received a positive answer. For an ultimate undead like him, instant resurrection is possible.
This completely defies physics.
But considering that part of Deadpool's immortality comes from a curse, it is not scientific in itself, and there is no need to try to understand such a principle from the physics we know.
In short, in the next moment, Deadpool's coquettish figure reappeared among the seven brothers of Doom.
This scene made even the soulless and thinking biological weapons feel bored.
After seeing the unkillable Wade Wilson appear again, Doomsday, who was closest to him, showed a very human expression of disgust, disdain and helplessness on his ugly face covered with weird bone spurs.
"Behold my secret weapon! Watch me transform into a powerful tauren hunter to hunt you dark monsters driven to madness!"
Wade roared and activated the Isu biological bait hidden in his heart, turning himself into a menacing black minotaur while shaking his head.
But transforming into the powerful mythical creature Minotaur could not sustain him longer in front of the Doomsday. He lowered his head and tried to use the horns to push the Doomsday beside him.
But it just made the impatient look on the other person's face more obvious.
At this time, the seven Doomsdays have all realized that the final collision is coming. They use biological instinct to curl up their bodies to resist the huge impact when they land, but Deadpool is still provoking, which makes them very annoyed.
After an angry punch, Deadpool's neck was easily broken again, and his body was resurrected before it hit the ground.
However, this time Wade did not die immediately after his resurrection. He was as proud as a cheater who had finally accumulated enough "ultimate energy" through constant death.
At this time, he held his arms in a JOJO standing posture and stood tall among the seven biological weapons that regarded him as a fly and no longer even chased him away.
A vague red figure gathered behind Wade. This was the stand-in ability that Wade obtained through an "adventure" during his early adventure in joining the Stars Society!
Hunter had revealed to Mason that Wade had a body double and the scenes where he used the body double were difficult to describe.
This is what is happening right now.
Deadpool's stand-in appeared behind him, like a legless phantom and burning with strange power. Its appearance was full of plump breasts and fat butt, and it was extremely hot. It held a rose in its left hand and a gun in its right hand, but in the Under the red phantom hood is a skeletal face without skin.
If Mason were here, he would be able to see the information label of the stand-in's ability through character card identification as follows:
Stand name: Sweet Crazy Death
Stand type: close range, automatic control, one-time effect
Destructive power: A
Speed: C
Range: E
Lasting Power: E
Precision: B
Growth: E
Stand-in effect: When the host dies, it causes a final blow to the enemy that burns all life and remaining lifespan! Its destructive power only depends on the life and lifespan the host can burn.
This effect is a one-time effect and disappears when the host dies.
This substitute ability can only be triggered in melee combat, and the user's will determines how the ability takes effect.
Substitute evaluation: It is a useless human bomb. Its poor range makes it difficult to achieve the effect of killing both of them in a real battle, but it is unexpectedly suitable to fall on Deadpool, and this bastard seems to have learned it by himself. There was a card bug, which increased the destructive power of this waste substitute to an incredible level.
If he dies enough times, maybe he can destroy the universe in one blow?
"Ah! This blow contains the supreme power accumulated from 99 deaths! Can you block it?"
Deadpool shouted in an extremely neutral tone. He pulled out the two swords from his back without choosing a target, and slashed towards the nearest Doomsday, and screamed:
"Fall down for my wife's VIP nightclub card, you idiot!"
"Poof"
Wade's figure flashed past Doomsday, and he waved his two swords handsomely in an attempt to return them to their scabbards.
However, the collision with Doomsday's body and the power gathered by this blow made the high-carbon steel blade unable to withstand it at all, and it shattered into flying metal slag inch by inch.
And because this attack requires death to be triggered, Deadpool fell to his knees with a pop and died before he finished his handsome pose.
The Doomsday behind him blinked its scarlet eyes blankly. It seemed to have just seen a skeleton woman holding a rose shoot at it.
The next moment, the big gray body of Doomsday became a torn and collapsed fragment in the blood splatter. A standard X-shaped knife mark cut it completely. There is no doubt that the counterattack of 99 death sacrifices is superimposed. Breaking through the limit of Doomsday's current level of evolution.
It didn't even have time to endure evolution before it died.
Moreover, Wade, this weird stand-in, seemed to have given the concept of "death" to a creature like Doomsday, where death does not exist. This blow completely killed the big man in an instant.
But the way it is activated is really annoying.
The charging time is too long, the forward swing is too long, and the attack range is too short and can only be used in close combat. It can be said that the conditions for use are quite harsh, and the Kryptonian attack method can only be perfectly controlled by a weirdo like Deadpool who cannot die.
But none of the above shortcomings are a problem!
Especially after he personally killed an enemy that even Superman found difficult, if Mason saw this scene he would have to shout 666 to call Master Deadpool.
The resurrected Deadpool whistled and lifted the severed head of Doomsday.
When the other Doomsdays roared and pounced on him, the handsome man slapped his butt as a provocation, then activated the teleportation belt and disappeared with a whoosh.
There was finally no problem with the belt transfer this time, and Deadpool's powerful and coquettish exit was forever engraved in the hearts of the remaining six roaring Doomsdays.
Unfortunately, Mason can no longer see this scene, and he can no longer regret what an interesting power he missed.
Gee, it is said that stand-ins are always attracted to each other. If this theory is followed, and considering the good relationship between Mason and Wade, maybe the captain also has the potential to become a stand-in?
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"Please stop talking!
As a robot, I feel that the relationship between you and these Deadpools is too abnormal. The conversation just now polluted my database, so I decided to format it soon. ”
In the space station that was about to crash, Cyborg, who had kept the information collection module open, regretted why he had to be nosy and eavesdrop on the little secrets of the Deadpools.
He listened to the ruined conversation between the female Deadpool and the boy Deadpool with a dull face, and deeply felt that his data soul was polluted, and then he was reminded:
"You can leave. Just when you were whispering obscene words, several of your friends were killed by Doomsday more than a hundred times.
Doomsday's actions of breaking their necks are becoming more and more perfunctory, and the interest of biological weapons in these unkillable enemies is rapidly waning, but they are still willing to die in various ways, which really opened my eyes.
So is this the fighting style of Deadpool’s Legion?
Tire your enemies to death or make them mad by constantly sending them to death and talking crazy about trash? ”
"Hey, don't laugh at us. It doesn't matter what combat methods are as long as they are useful. Our Deadpool Legion has always advocated pragmatism."
The female deadpool curled her lips and said:
"Can you just say that our task of blocking the enemy has been completed well? Have those weak Kryptonians withdrawn?"
"Chao is being dragged into the escape pod. Thank you, very uncomfortable but really powerful Deadpools. I have set a fall route and you can evacuate at any time."
Cyborg would like to express his sincere gratitude to:
"Do you need me to prepare an escape capsule for you?"
"No, no need!"
The female deadpool waved her hand and activated a special belt around her waist. She said carelessly:
"We have a super powerful teleportation belt. This is the standard equipment of the Deadpool Legion. It is enough to keep us safe in any situation! My legs! My breasts! They were just enlarged last month, no!"< br>
In the piercing scream, the body of the female Deadpool was teleported out, leaving only a blond head and a pair of weird elastic things.
Probably because the transmission belts used by the Deadpool Legion are all from the same style, they have the same "quality problem". As Cyborg watched with twitching eyes, the Deadpool guy next to him covered his eyes and couldn't bear to look at the mention of the woman. Deadpool's head then activated his belt.
There was no problem with his trip, and he returned to Osborne Tower smoothly.
After throwing the female Deadpool's blond head to the one next to her who was groping around for the almost torn body of the female Deadpool, the Deadpool kid looked back.
Cowboy Deadpool, Mechanical Deadpool, and Dog Waiter are all back, but the classic Deadpool remains unchanged.
Quinn, who is wearing a Venom suit and has a beautiful figure, is holding a telescope on the top floor of Osborne Tower and looking at the sky.
The fallen watchtower has completely entered the atmosphere and is painting a fireball burning in the sky. This scene is like a meteor falling, lighting up the dusk of this wasteland world.
Harley, who was holding a baseball bat, yelled at the Deadpool Legion beside her:
"You just abandoned the annoying Wade! You left him there and let him fight seven Doomsdays alone! Wow, you really want him to die."
"Wade has a secret weapon"
Deadpool boy retorted weakly:
"And he also has a substitute. Even if his opponent is Seven Doomsdays, he will not die so easily. He is the man who calls himself the King of Deadpool. He is the super master who stands at the top of all Deadpool's career paths. Even in these terrible times, there are only a handful of Wades who can kill.
I'm sure Doomsday is not one of them! ”
"The Kryptonian has ejected safely!"
Quinn quickly captured two escape pods popping up from the space station in the telescope.
She saw the two escape pods flying north amid a large group of Starro starfish flying around, and Cyborg also flew out of the space station that was about to fall, constantly attacking starfish spores in the air and chasing after them. The escape hatch escapes safely.
Because Starro's starfish are all azure blue that is unique to marine life. When they gather in large numbers in the sky, they look very strange and very beautiful, as if all the stars in the sky are falling into the dust.
It's weird, beautiful, and scary, but it really adds a different flavor to this wasteland.
Quinn took out a camera and took pictures, then turned back to Harley who was also taking pictures behind her and said:
"Tell sweetheart he can get started."
The two girls, who were like evil twins, cooperated perfectly except for the occasional fight. Harley touched her heels as a military salute, grabbed a communicator, and started chirping over there.
Just as she was finishing her report, there was a flash of light behind her.
The classic Deadpool appeared behind everyone holding Doomsday's head. He proudly raised the ugly and hideous head high, which immediately attracted cheers and applause from the other Deadpools.
Like some kind of cult scene, they lifted the classic Deadpool high, shouted the nickname "King of Deadpool", and surrounded him towards the lounge of Osborne Tower.
Don't be curious about what these idiots are going to do, no normal person would want to know. (End of chapter)