Chapter 561 27. Do you want to retire after meeting your son? You couple think so well
Early the next morning, Mason woke up again with the wonderful worries of "hugging each other". Although he had done nothing, he still felt tired after spending three hours with Harley and Quinn chatting about vampires.
He felt that life after three hours of rest every day was more tiring than the previous days without a day off.
Probably all the girlfriends in the world are the same, always coming up with weird ideas of one kind or another, which puts a lot of pressure on the male compatriots, not to mention that Mason has a pair of cuties who are crazy with their imaginations. For example, if Mason and Quinn hadn't pulled her last night, Harley would have wanted to find a vampire to bite her and experience the life of a real vampire.
Alas, I feel tired.
Fortunately, the things that need to be dealt with here are almost finished, and they will return to Osborne Tower early this morning.
According to Ms. Emilia's idea, it was time to hold a grand banquet to bid farewell to the captain and his team members, but the important things were important at the moment, so these red tapes were put aside for the time being.
"Wake up!"
After Mason arranged his clothes, he opened the curtains.
There wasn't much sunlight, and the castle where vampires lived didn't need these annoying lights, so Harley and Quinn just snorted twice and continued to hug each other and fall asleep.
The helpless captain could only shape two pieces of ice and throw them into the girlfriends' pajamas. The effect was extraordinary. The next moment, the two crazy beauties jumped up. One of them grabbed Mason's head, and the other guy hugged him. His waist threw him onto the bed again.
Playing around with two cuties always makes people feel happy. After some fun, the three people changed their clothes and came to the teleportation hall, where everyone else was waiting.
But it was completely different from the previous situation where Zha Kang was always depressed. This time, his face was tired and he was yawning.
The cold and serious Scarlet Knight seemed to have undergone a terrible torture. The dark circles in his sleepy eyes were almost unblockable, and he was being scolded by Barbara in a low voice.
The despicable Zha Kang leaned close to Mason and made obscene gestures, and whispered:
"Seven times! A total of 7 times. I listened to Qiang Gen all night. That vampire lady is so awesome. Our second bucket is also amazing. In the end, we succeeded in slaying the demon."
"Is that the female vampire who looks like Thalia?"
Mason blinked and said:
"So, Er Tong will also have family members?"
"No, that girl is very free and easy. She kicked Jason away after she was happy. Otherwise, why does he look like a loser now?"
Zha Kang smiled like a fox who had stolen a piece of Yin, and said coquettishly:
"She said something that vampires can't be with humans and so on. According to my understanding of women's thoughts, she must be unhappy that there is someone else in Ertong's heart.
Until Thalia's problem is solved, she and Ertong can only maintain this weird relationship.
Fortunately, I was worried most of the night, fearing that the vampire girl would take the opportunity to bite him while the two barrels of souls were flying away, but she never had that idea from the beginning to the end.
However, Batboy is a little strange today.”
"Huh?"
Mason looked at Zha Kang, and then at the "Master" who was talking to Superboy and Wonder Woman next to him. He knew it was the Gray Bat, but how did Zha Kang feel it?
Could it be that some black magic was used?
"I seriously suspect that Batboy has moved on and is in love with someone else."
Zha Kang quickly gave his answer. He winked and said:
"Today, Batboy kept moving closer to Diana. Although he acted very unconcerned, I could feel that maybe Catwoman couldn't attract Batboy.
Or maybe he saw with his own eyes that Batboy from another world successfully hooked up with Wonder Woman, so he planned to give it a try. Huh? Selena! When did you come? ”
"When you say I'm an unattractive old aunt."
Catwoman grabbed Zha Kang's shoulder in displeasure. The vibranium cat claws on the suit had popped out. It only took a little force to pierce Zha Kang's shoulder and make him bleed.
"Are you leaving?"
An upright voice came from behind.
The Queen of Justice, wearing the Justice Lord armor, strode forward with her child in her arms. She glanced sharply at the other Diana, then looked at Batman suspiciously, and then turned her gaze to Mason.
She said:
"Hurry up! I can't stay there too long, I have to come back this afternoon. Besides, little Bruce is going to nurse in thirty minutes, and I don't want my baby to be left crying in a strange world."
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"Okay, let's go."
Mason waved goodbye to the two Justice Lords and Ms. Amelia behind him, and then winked at Little Flash who was sharing pizza with Wally Bai next to him.
A few seconds later, the Speed Force channel leading to Osborne Tower was opened, and the group of people stepped into it and disappeared.
"Blues."
Lord Chao watched his wife and son leave. He turned to "Gray Bat" and said:
"We need to talk."
"Yeah."
The master disguised as a gray bat nodded, and said in a perfect voice like his own space-time alien:
"Go back to the Hall of Justice first. Since the situation has changed, it is necessary for us to inform the other lords of all this. Although the war is over, a more serious situation is already in front of us.
The equipment and agreed-upon procedures must be reconfirmed. ”
"I mean the plan that you are responsible for."
Lord Chao said in a deep voice:
"Keep it in a ready-to-activate state. Once there is a problem with Mason's plan, we won't have no way out."
"It's already activated."
The gray bat followed the lord Chao and said softly:
"It was activated last night. Trusting allies is a good thing, but our destiny must ultimately be in our own hands."
"Very good!"
The lord nodded with great satisfaction and said:
"I knew you would never let me down."
"But you have to pay attention to Damian and Xiao Qiao's issues, Clark."
Gray Bat reminds:
"Although this exchange of sex ritual is only temporary, I think this is an opportunity. Regarding your obsession with Louise. I know this question will offend you.
But you can't close your mind forever. When you can't hear the outside world, you will be lost.
Give yourself a day off and explore our world with Xiao Qiao, who is also your child, even though he was born in another world. ”
The lord was silent for a moment.
Finally, he nodded and said:
"After the meeting of the Lords of Justice is over, I will take half a day to complete this matter. They will be protected by me, and those two children will not be allowed to suffer any threats in our world."
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"唰"
Mason and his party appeared in the large lounge on the top floor of Osborne Tower.
It was not Wally Bai's first time here, but the other members of the Lightning family who followed him were very curious about this new world.
Especially when they saw the wasteland outside through the floor-to-ceiling windows, the younger Black Wally and little Iris both exclaimed, and the seriousness in the eyes of Jesse Quick and Mercury represented their awareness of the world. What happened.
"Barry, take your new friends around our worlds."
Mason said to Xiao Shen:
"As a landlord, let's share some delicious food. We will gather at the Cosmic Treadmill Laboratory at eight o'clock tonight. We will conduct the first full-power operation test of the Speed Force Matrix.
and a discussion of the treatment of Reverse Flash.
That guy has been locked up for too long, it's time to fix this. ”
"No problem!"
Barry made an OK gesture, patted Wally Bai on the shoulder next to him, and made a running gesture. Now the entire Lightning family became excited.
Harley, who was guest referee, cheered and gave the order, and the six speedsters started running at the same time. The shock of the speed force shook the entire large lounge and even the entire tower.
"Bang"
Before Mason could arrange the next thing, the door to the lounge was kicked open.
With everyone watching, Martha Wayne, wearing a clown suit, rushed in with a pearl and a revolver. The old aunt with colorfully dyed hair stared at Mason fiercely and screamed:
"You left my cute little grandson in another world! Bastard! Damian is so cute and delicate, what if he gets hurt?
There were plenty of scary bastards out there who wanted to hurt him.
Mason Cooper!
Bring back my little grandson!
immediately! ”
"Now, here you go."
Faced with the questioning of the clown grandma who was so angry that she came to the door with a gun that her beloved grandson had been snatched away, Mason pointed to the frightened and crying baby in the arms of the Queen of Justice who had drawn her sword next to her, and said to Martha:
"Your little grandson, the descendant of Bruce Wayne and Diana Prince, the son of a demigod with Amazon blood, the chosen one born in the world of lords.
Damian Wayne's chronotope.
He was born just three days ago.
Considering that his mother is a war goddess who is invincible but does not know how to breastfeed, poor little Bruce now needs a grandmother who is experienced in raising children to help him adapt to his new life
Aren't you always angry that Damian was corrupted by Lei Xiao's ancient religion?
Now you have a new opportunity to accompany your little grandson from infancy to adulthood, raising him into the perfect heir that you and Thomas want. ”
"Bang"
Grandma Martha's expression changed. She looked at the child in confusion, but the next moment she immediately threw the gun in her hand into the trash can next to her.
While taking out a handkerchief and wiping his fingers, he changed the smile on his face from anger to joy and kindness.
She didn't doubt Mason's words.
She knew that Mason would not and did not have the guts to deceive her, an old-timer, about such a thing.
"Ah, my little Bruce, look at the way he is crying in his mother's arms, it reminds me of the way I looked when I gave birth to Bruce, so small and cute."
Grandma Martha was overflowing with motherly love and wanted to hug her little grandson, but before she could get close, the Queen of Justice waved her sword and forced her back.
The angry mother yelled at Mason:
"Are you crazy! Looking for a clown to be my child's wet nurse? I thought you were a wise and kind man, Mason! This joke is not funny!"
"No, no, no, Martha never jokes about anything involving the Wayne family."
As Mason explained, he peeked at the change of expression of the "master" next to him. As he expected, the gray bat disguised as the master fell into a daze when he saw Martha.
In fact, Mason and Selina both suspected last night that the reason why Gray Bat exchanged identities with his master might be to meet Martha and Thomas again.
It’s impossible for the master not to know this, but he didn’t point it out.
Obviously, after he gained his lost parents, he also wanted to let Batman, who lacked love since childhood in other worlds, feel the warmth from his parents.
"Leave it to her, Diana."
Seeing that the Queen of Justice was going crazy, the master immediately said:
"She is trustworthy!"
"Huh?"
The Queen of Justice didn't know that Gray Bat and the Master had exchanged identities, but out of trust in Batman, she looked around. After seeing the other Diana winking and nodding at her, she hesitated to withdraw the blade.
The crying child in her arms was handed to Martha, who was quite at a loss. When Grandma Clown held him, it was like holding the most beautiful gift in the world.
She looked lovingly at the little baby in her arms and hummed a graceful lullaby while rocking her body. The child seemed to feel the reassuring breath and quickly stopped crying.
"He likes me, he likes his grandma."
Martha was so happy that she almost cried.
For a moment the little baby took Damian's place in her heart.
Hey, there is a high probability that Damian, who has grown crooked, is hopeless. He doesn’t have to work so hard to get the little lunatic back on track. Only the little Bruce in front of him has infinite possibilities for the future. This is what the clown grandma can get. The best ending.
"He's hungry, Barbara, Harley, come and help."
Martha shouted, calling her assistant and instructing Mason to quickly make a cradle for her grandson. Thomas, who got the news, also rushed over quickly.
When this silent and gloomy man walked into the lounge wearing a suit, the body of the gray bat in the crowd swayed again.
When he looked at the scene of Thomas and Martha holding their son, he finally understood why his other self said that he had found the reason and opportunity to give up his identity as Batman.
Which Bruce Wayne can withstand the tear-jerking scene in front of him?
This is something that could only happen in bat heaven.
"Hey, stop it!"
Selina's lazy voice sounded next to Gray Bat, and she said in a whisper:
"If you keep shaking like this, your secret will be exposed. Both Dianas are looking at you. Didn't I tell you that your disguise ability is too bad?"
"Ahem"
Gray Bat immediately pinched himself to restore himself to the lonely posture that the master should have.
He knew Catwoman blew her cover, but he wasn't surprised.
After all, he has been sleeping with another Batman for more than ten years. If even this cannot be discovered, it can only be said that there is a terrible problem in the love between Catwoman and the Batman.
When Selina took the initiative to hold his hand to cover him, he quickly left the lounge and was about to find a place to calm down. As soon as he turned the corner, he saw Thomas who was still in the lounge just now. Wayne was standing in front of him.
"Who are you?"
The old man put his hands in his pockets.
It is no surprise that there is a loaded gun hidden there. At this distance, even if it is Superman or the Speedster, Thomas will never miss.
He said coldly:
"Mason seems to have brought back a ghost who looks exactly like Bruce Wayne from another world. However, you are different from him. You are more tolerant and silent, more like a dark incarnation dedicated to a certain order.
But I don't think your disguise can be hidden from Mason, he is the most powerful Robin, so I guess this is all done with his tacit approval?
Aren't you going to say something to me? ”
The gray bat was silent for a while, then reached out and took off his bat mask, and looked at the gray-haired old man in front of him with eyes that were heavier and more tired than the old man.
His lips moved as if he was holding back some emotion that had been suppressed for many years.
After a few seconds, he said hoarsely:
"Father, I miss you so much"
This sentence made the old man break his defense on the spot.
Just like when he first traveled to another world and saw Batman, he thought he had adapted to this kind of meeting between father and son in another world, but it turned out that he could never adapt to this kind of thing.
"I miss you too, kid."
The old man let go of the gun, stepped forward and patted Gray Bat on the shoulder.
He said:
"You are home, we are all home. Martha will definitely be very happy, she has a second child. Alas, I also plan to take Martha to visit those garden worlds. It may be good for her to relax. Recovering a lot but still mentally unstable helped
But now it seems that Mason has no intention of leaving us idle.
That little bastard took advantage of our weak spots.
The entire Bat-Family is played by him, even Batman from other worlds.
I've always known that he did the wrong thing to everyone he encountered, and I now understand that Martha and I were his 'anti-Batman tactics'.
The kind that works all the time.
Alas, what a cunning but hateful bastard. "(End of Chapter)