Chapter 695 62. Ertong: I think you beautiful women are really too extreme
It was already breakfast time when Mason arrived at Wayne Manor, but the entire manor was already extremely busy.
Almost all the servants have been mobilized to clean up the castle, and the expensive carpets and various decorations in the rooms have to be replaced in preparation for the important ceremony that will be held in two days.
Although both Catwoman and Batman are sure that this is just a small-scale gathering, especially since the master has learned the lesson from the failure of the last wedding and does not intend to make it a big deal.
But the idea of the protagonist of the wedding has no way to interfere with the wishes of the actual controller of Wayne Manor, that is, the "Butler Man".
How could Butler Alfred, who had served the Wayne family for most of his life and had become a member of the family, allow this extremely important wedding to the family to pass by in a perfunctory manner?
After Bruce Wayne lost his parents when he was eight years old, it was Afu who almost single-handedly brought him up. It was not a big problem to say that he was an adoptive father. Without the participation of his parents, Afu completely controlled the rhythm of the entire ceremony.
The almost seventy-year-old old man was very energetic. When Mason walked into the hall, he saw him as energetic as a general about to go out, scolding Fang Qiu. There were several assistants beside him to help Butler Afu confirm various rituals. detail.
The eldest son pushed Barbara's wheelchair and stood aside aggrievedly, not daring to speak. It was obvious that the young couple had been scolded because of the accident they had caused and disrupted the old housekeeper's arrangements.
As for the second barrel
The cold-faced killer tried on the groomsmen's clothes in front of the nearby mirror like a puppet.
People have to go to the store to try on clothes, but with a wave of the old butler's hand, all the equipment from the three most luxurious tailor shops in Gotham City was moved over, and work started on site in Wayne Manor.
In fact, it stands to reason that you can only wear something like a wedding dress a few times in your life, so renting one is OK. But look at where you are. Saying the word "rent" in Wayne Manor is simply inappropriate. Blasphemy of place.
"What do you want them for?"
The captain looked at the old tailors who were making clothes for Ergong, curled his lips and said to Harley and Quinn beside him:
"I can do it by myself. If it doesn't work, call the tailor over and it can be done in an hour."
"Your tailors are reserved for Mr. Wayne and Ms. Kyle."
Old Afu came over and looked Mason up and down, rubbed his chin and said:
"Their wedding clothes will be made by you. As for your own clothes, you should leave them to these excellent tailors. What are you doing? Mason, go try on the clothes.
The first rehearsal starts in two hours.
I'm going to arrange security procedures based on the results, and I don't want this beautiful day to be interrupted by something bad. ”
"You're kidding, right?"
Mason pushed the frame on the bridge of his nose and said:
"All members of Team K were invited, as well as spectators from other worlds. There were six Kryptonian guests alone, three Wonder Women, two Aquaman, two Lanterns, Thor and Captain Marvel and Revenge If these are not enough, Frog Tu will come here to record it himself.
Why are you worried about security when there are so many people here?
Even if Darkseid contacts Thanos to cause trouble together, we still have to consider whether Apokolips is enough for us to demolish. ”
"That's what I say, but you still have to make preparations. This is the way of the Bat Family."
The old butler stubbornly shook his head and rejected Mason's optimistic view. In his opinion, with the grievances Mr. Wayne has accumulated over the years, it is not easy for the wedding to go smoothly.
He sent Mason and Harley and Quinn to try on clothes.
As a result, Mason stepped forward and chatted with several old tailors, which greatly shocked them. After he summoned the tailors to drive over to work, the tailors who had been completely overwhelmed in terms of skills even resigned voluntarily. own work.
There's no way, it's an occupational disease, that's what professionals are like, and they will never allow the slightest flaw to be seen in their field.
"Why do you think you are so embarrassed all the time?"
When Mason picked up a tailor's ruler and measured Ergong's shoulder width, he couldn't help but ask:
"I know you have some opinions about Batman, but those are all in the past. Doesn't this good thing still make you smile? Or are you planning to turn into the Scarlet Knight again at the wedding to teach Batman a lesson or something?"
"No, my dissatisfaction comes from other aspects."
Er Tong replied with a cold face.
This made Mason even more curious.
He turned to look at the young master and Barbara next to him. Batgirl shrugged and was about to tell Mason her hidden secret. However, a few seconds later, the laughter of women could be heard from deep in the hall.
Mason glanced over there and was suddenly stunned.
The quasi-mistress of the Wayne family, Selina Kyle, was holding the arm of her love rival, Talia Al Ghul, walking down the stairs like a good best friend. The two were talking, laughing, and intimate. It makes people fall into a dream.
The captain understood immediately.
He glanced at Ertong with a strange look, then looked back at Barbara and said:
"Selena invited Thalia to be the bridesmaid? Good guy, is this a declaration of sovereignty? Or does she think her life is too comfortable, so she plans to add some intensity to her married life?
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Doesn't she know that Thalia has passed the Templar Saint training and become a true Assassin Saint? ”
"She knows, she's just crazy."
Barbara sat in a wheelchair, put her hands on her forehead and sighed:
"The war between the two of them is about to come to an end. Selena has won a great victory. How can she let Thalia go with her character? Do you now know why Alfred must arrange security?
Grayson and I were very worried about whether Thalia would stage a bloody wedding for us at the wedding in two days, where she would kill her love rival. ”
"And to make matters worse, Thalia has already accepted the invitation as bridesmaid."
The young master glanced at Er Tong, whose face was as cold as ice, and whispered to Mason:
"And it's against Jason, you know? This situation is getting more and more embarrassing."
"Hey, you are all here."
A familiar voice sounded from the entrance of the hall. Zha Kang, who was dressed like a clown in a magician's assistant costume, walked in triumphantly carrying a lot of magic props on his back.
Next to him is Xiao Zha dressed in classic clothes.
She was invited by Ah Fu to attend the wedding and perform magic entertainment for the guests. She also attended the wedding ceremony of her childhood sweetheart as a childhood friend.
But as soon as Xiao Zha and Zha Kang entered the hall, they felt that the atmosphere was not right. After learning the truth from the talkative Harley, the handsome mage clapped his hands and said with a grin:
"Hey, what's so rare about this? We are so shy. If it were me, I would be sorry for this special occasion if I didn't have some fun at the wedding.
Ahem, what I mean is that it’s time for Er Tong’s knot to be resolved. ”
The murderous gaze from Xiao Zha behind made Zha Kang, who wanted to make some dirty jokes, immediately change his mind. He moved his body, winked, pulled Mason aside and muttered a few times, and then the two of them shared cigarettes and left the hall. Know what to do.
"Jason, are you okay?"
After finishing the hypocritical sister conversation with Selina, Thalia's face turned cold the moment she turned around, and her face change speed was unparalleled.
At the same time, he shook his hands as if to shake off something dirty.
It was obvious that she was very unhappy with Catwoman's arrangement, but she still forced a smile for the sake of appearance.
Before leaving the hall, the fox-like bad woman came to Ertong, who was cooperating with the tailor to measure his legs, put on a charming posture, and said to Jason Todd, who didn't even look at him. ：
"Bruce and Selina ended up together, which is beyond my imagination, even though Selena's attempt to claim sovereignty over me seemed to me childish.
The piece of meat in her belly means nothing. Damian's presence makes me invincible.
However, they are already married after all, so it would be rude for me to get involved. Besides, I am almost old and have to find a place for myself.
It's a pity that I don't have many choices. Apart from Bain, you are the only one left. ”
"Shut up."
Ertong said coldly:
"I finally forgot that anger. Don't let me recall it again, Thalia. It was not a good past for either of us.
Just because you failed miserably in the confrontation with Selena doesn't mean that I will be the one to take over.
I hate you!
I won't hide this. In my eyes, you are just a fox in human skin. Don't provoke me. For the sake of your own life. ”
"But people say emotions are the outside of thinking."
Thalia was unimpressed.
She looked playfully at Jason, who exuded an aura of indifference, and said in a long voice:
"If you are really no longer affected by me, with your character you will draw a knife when I speak or don't care about what I will say. Look at the tense posture of your body now. You look angry and dangerous. , but I know that the more you act like this, the more confused you become, hesitating between killing me and hugging me.
Jason, I have a place in your heart and you can never deny that.
Not only because of the physical connection between us, but also because you have always wanted to prove that you are stronger than Batman, and treating me as some kind of trophy can obviously satisfy the dark and arrogant thoughts in your heart.
You are no longer a pioneer. When you return to your own life, you will naturally have to pick up your dream of surpassing Batman.
Well, you are such a cute boy. Maybe taking you away for the second time can leave more pain to the man who hurt and abandoned me. ”
She reached out her hand and tried to touch Er Tong's cheek.
As her fingers came closer, Er Tong's fist clenched loudly. The tailor next to him pushed up his glasses and cooperatively handed over the paper knife at hand, which Er Tong held in his backhand.
This bad fox is clearly playing with fire, and she's enjoying the dangerous touch.
But just a second before Talia's finger touched Erbong's cheek, a bloody dart shot out, causing Talia's figure to instantly retreat and jump out of the attack zone like a flicker.
She glanced back at the entrance to the hall.
While Mason and Zha Kang were watching the show with gulping eyes, Selena, a vampire lady wearing a black leather coat, had her left hand on the handle of the knife at her waist.
The space-time alien body that was very similar to Thalia but even more cold and enchanting had a pair of bloody pupils on her pale cheeks staring at her. She scolded in a hoarse voice unique to vampires:
"Get your dirty hands off my baby! You dirty bitch!"
Her appearance and voice made the tense Ergong suddenly relax. The Scarlet Knight looked back at the female vampire warrior striding towards him from the entrance. He said helplessly:
"Why are you here? Didn't you say you don't care about these things at all?"
"When a girl says she doesn't care, it's just a sign that she cares the most. You fool who doesn't understand women's hearts! I asked you to leave, but you just left without looking back.
So well-behaved that it makes me feel desperate. ”
Under Thalia's surprised gaze, Ms. Selina turned into a little bat and flew to Jason's side. She held Jason's neck in front of her, pulled his head down very forcefully and gave him a deep kiss. .
This scene made Thalia grit her teeth and clenched her fists.
Damn it!
I really saw a ghost today!
Catwoman just swore her sovereignty over Bruce to herself. Does this vampire bitch in front of her also plan to swore Jason Todd's sovereignty to herself?
What's next?
Could it be that Damian would also bring a little girl to swear his son's sovereignty to her?
The world has really changed.
My fish pond is almost drained by these bastard women! No, it's not okay to go on like this. You have to defend your own fish pond. How can an assassin leader who can't even protect his own fish have the right to call himself the King of the Sea?
"He's mine!"
The female vampire warrior protected Jason behind her, stared at Thalia in front of her, and declared with the dark, profound and elegant temperament unique to the vampires:
"Keep your claws away. If you dare to get close to him again, he will be chopped off!"
"I don't think Jason is anyone's private property. That child's character will not allow him to live dependent on anyone. The fact that you can say this proves that you don't understand him at all."
Thalia narrowed her eyes and looked at the vampire in front of her. She sneered and said:
"Look at your face again, don't you understand why Jason wants to play with you? Cutie, you are just my substitute, how sad."
"She's not!"
Ergong put his hand on the shoulder of the angry and trembling female vampire warrior. He said to Thalia very seriously and solemnly:
"Before I met Selena, I admitted that I really couldn't get rid of your figure from my heart, but after fighting side by side with her, the face in my heart has been blurred.
She and I didn't know each other well enough, but we had enough time to get the job done.
I enjoy spending time with her because I know she won't bite me when I'm in a trance, let alone just use me as a means and tool to hurt Bruce like you do.
You lost, Thalia, accept it.
Catwoman wins!
She wins in every aspect, you don't lose in appearance or figure.
You just don't love that man enough. You have too many ambitions and don't have much room for love or even family affection.
That night.
The night we were together, you called Bruce's name. Do you know what this means? You can't even admit that you have fallen.
You are the coward who dare not face the truth in your heart.
No wonder you lost so miserably. ”
"Shut up!"
Thalia was enraged, and two Isu light blades popped out from her wrists, but before she could take any further action, Damian's scolding sounded from the other side.
The little madman stood on the edge of the second floor, grabbed his knife and shouted below:
"That's enough, Mom, be decent."
"You should stand with me!"
Thalia raised her head and shouted to her son:
"I worked hard to raise you, but your father never appeared in the first twelve years of your life. Damian, have you betrayed me too?"
"You gave me life, but Selena taught me how to be a human being. She is not a good mother, but I can feel warmth in her.
That's something you rarely give me. ”
Damian whispered:
"Grandpa once told me that he failed in educating you. I think you have disappointed him, just like you have disappointed me now.
I took the things you left in Selena's cosmetics. As the next generation owner of the Wayne family, I welcome you to attend my parents' wedding in two days.
But please come as my mom and not with other intentions. ”
"唰"
The light blade was retracted.
Thalia took a deep breath and glanced at her son. Damian's eyes were full of weak pleading, and he didn't want to let things get worse.
"No need, I want to assist the Templars in taking over the Assassin's League."
Thalia brushed her long hair and said:
"Tell Selena for me that I can no longer be her bridesmaid. I wish her and Bruce Wayne can be happy. In addition, the things I put in her place are just for fetal safety, not poison.
You little fool. ”
After saying that, Thalia walked out of the hall without looking back. As a result, she met Martha walking in with little Bruce Kent in her arms. Aunt Clown didn't need to know the process to guess what happened here.
As they passed each other, she whispered to Thalia, whose eyes were red:
"Don't be discouraged, little girl, just getting married doesn't mean the war is over. Selina Kyle's unstable nature is only a matter of time before she conflicts with my child, and then your chance will come. < br>
You can come back to stay with your lover at any time, and I will definitely welcome you to leave Damian with a younger brother or sister.
I'll hold the door open for you. ”
"Your family is all bad guys!"
Thalia gritted her teeth and said:
"Tell Bruce for me that he was dumped by me! It's over between me and him. I wish him happiness." (End of Chapter)