Chapter 895 110. The so-called men will be very happy as long as they give them something like this
Tinnitus, labor pains, tearing.
It was like being thrown into an ice cave immediately after taking a hot bath. Every cell in the body was wailing and pulling. There had never been more outrageous pain than this. The body was bent, curled, and wrung out, and every drop of water was squeezed out.
This kind of pain lasted for more than ten hours at a stretch.
But when the pain was really eliminated from the body, it was like the mistress who was caught in rape, disappearing without a trace, as if it had never happened.
The caramel snail winked.
[Awakening the breeding system...]
It seems that everything is over. In fact, there is nothing terrible about the pain. As long as you get through the beginning, everything is just a piece of cake in the face of a truly strong will.
[Pain-sensing nerves, connected]
"Oh my God - it hurts!"
Well, it turns out that some things can’t be overcome by will.
【Motion system, connected】
Caramel Snail stood up tremblingly. He didn't have time to check his surroundings and quickly activated the self-detection plug-in of the breeding system.
【Self-testing...】
The battle just now blew them away. As a body in a colonial suit, you have to pay close attention to your own physiological information.
Fortunately, the biochip was not damaged, otherwise he would have to endure the high latency caused by the lack of central processing.
The body of the colonial suit is good in every aspect, with precise movements, responsive responses, and more resistant to blows. You don't even need to move to give birth to a baby. Unfortunately, it is like a machine and needs maintenance and attention.
【Detection completed】
[Affected by changes in the external environment: the circulatory system is normal, the pH of body fluids has changed, the air pressure has been adjusted accordingly, and the life span of telomeres has been greatly extended. 】
[Tip: The neural interface has deformed and is no longer compatible with the current implant. In order to avoid inflammation, steroid drugs will be injected...]
It's not a big problem. The inside of the device will use protein to create a needle port for internal injection, and then it will self-degrade and be discharged along with the heat dissipation agent.
"Thanks to my good relationship with Li Aozi, the colonial uniforms have been upgraded to the latest styles, and all the potions have been bought. Otherwise, this trip would have been really difficult."
Caramel Snail spread his hands and brought up the system panel:
"Okay, let's see where I end up -"
[Current location: Jingyuan - Baijinlan Confederation Jurisdiction]
"Oh, it was actually blown directly into the abyss?"
Caramel Snail flicked his wrist, and then he noticed that his shadow was a little skewed. Even if the light shone on him, it would be bent.
"The curse has fallen on me...it seems to have come true."
Although it was a bit unexpected, at least the purpose of this trip was achieved.
Caramel Snail was in a good mood, so he opened the chat group, and with the help of his noble status as the group leader, @all members:
"I have arrived at Jingyuan. Where is everyone now? Have you arrived safely? If it is not convenient to type, just deduct the number. In this way, if you arrive at Jingyuan safely, please deduct 1."
Yu Tianxiao: 1
Long Yuqiong: I am with Yu Tianxiao.
Ye Zhanjian: 1111, can the group leader give me a little pudding?
Silverston: 1. However, there is a slight problem on my side. I guess I won’t be able to make peace with you for the time being.
Caramel Snail: It doesn't matter - it seems that only Yueyue and General Zhen haven't arrived.
Yu Tianxiao: With the strength of those two people, there shouldn’t be any problems.
Long Yuqiong: It’s hard to say. Let’s find a place to meet first.
Caramel Snail: Okay, wait a moment, let me look at the coordinates——
Snap!
Caramel Snail was about to check the map when he suddenly noticed something was wrong. He immediately turned around and drew his knife, aiming it at the woods behind him.
"Why are you so nervous?"
Glena Waterwhirlpool leisurely parted the bushes on both sides and appeared in view. She swayed her fan gently, and at some point she had changed into a set of exquisite and gorgeous long skirts. Her long platinum hair was braided into a complicated fishbone braid and fixed with a hosta.
"Gelina..." Caramel Snail was surprised: "Why are you here?"
"Idiot, stupid cow, idiot."
Galina covered her face with a fan and looked at the caramel snail with disdain:
"Why do you think I'm looking for Qianyuan Port? Am I bored?"
"Well, isn't it?"
Snap!
Galina slapped the caramel snail on the head and complained:
"So, a straight man like you is really boring - listen up, the purpose of my dive into the Star Abyss this time is to truly build the path of our dragon clan, because you undead are very easy to use. Maybe it can help me - for this purpose, I agreed to take you down together. Do you understand?”
"Understood." Caramel Snail touched his head and said innocently: "Let's talk nicely and don't hit anyone, okay?"
"Huh? Do you think I want to beat you? There are bitches everywhere in the abyss who are willing to part with all their property and chase after me to kick, step on, and insult you. These projects are originally clearly marked with prices..."< br>
Galina said, glanced sideways at the caramel snail, and said with disgust:
"But seeing you like this, I would rather give you money than beat you."
"What did I do wrong..."
"I hate idiots, and people who look like idiots."
Galina put away her fan:
"However, even an idiot like you is not without merit - Hey, what is your name?"
Caramel Snail glanced at the name of the recruiting body. It was too difficult to pronounce, so he simply said casually:
"Gio Skua. You can call me Caramel Snail, Snail, or Aniu."
"Huh? Gio Skua?"
Galina paused and smiled:
"The name sounds good."
Caramel Snail was confused: "Ah, I made it up casually, what's the point?"
"Gio Skua, in the ancient Protoss' writing, means: 'break the illusion'. I like both the meaning and the pronunciation."
Gelina covered her face with a smile and looked at the caramel snail:
"Okay, I have decided to reward you as my temporary servant in Jingyuan."
"Allow me to refuse."
Caramel snail said coldly.
"I will pay you."
"That's what you should do. Even capitalists know that hiring people costs money. Are you not as good as a capitalist?"
"Well, you are right about that. I have to set an example for them."
Galina thought for a moment and agreed:
"Although I have no concept of money, I still have to do a good job in superficial skills, so as to stabilize people's hearts."
"Besides." Caramel Snail said: "The original agreement I made with you only said that when you have a request, we have to accept it. It didn't say that we must act like a cow or a horse for you."
"Indeed."
Galina said, picking up her skirt naturally:
"But don't you want to see the insteps of my feet?"
"What the hell?"
"Seeing as you are quite interesting, if you agree to be my servant, you can be allowed to watch." (End of Chapter)