Chapter 816 Ah Man, don’t look back, I am Gongtai! 【Ask for monthly ticket】
Yunxiao came to the real world just in time to have lunch.
Li Yu brought her a bowl of rice and another bowl of lotus root and pork ribs soup, and took a serious look at the female quasi-sage:
"Why do you feel a little different?"
Yunxiao put a piece of roasted eggplant into the bowl and said:
"Every time I enter concentration, I have different feelings. The way I cultivate will make me more and more like an ordinary person, so that I can better understand the meaning of [human being]."
Jia Xu took a sip of the pork rib soup from his wife Duan Shuqingsheng:
"Empress Yunxiao, don't just study [people], but also study [people]. In the past, I didn't have a specific concept of people, but yesterday I walked around the entrance of the scenic spot and discovered that [people] is a pictographic character. Study more. Ichiban, it should be helpful to your path.”
Is Min a pictographic character?
Li Yu didn't understand what Lao Jia meant for a while. Yunxiao thought for a while and was a little confused.
Li Shimin and Mu Guiying only focused on eating and did not talk to each other at all.
Jia Xu didn't say anything else. He lowered his head and started eating. After the meal, he planned to go around the scenic spot and stretch his arms and legs so that he could combine work and rest.
Li Yu put a piece of sweet and sour fish fillet into his bowl and asked Yunxiao:
"Can Emperor Zhenwu take action and kill the beings in the sea of blood?"
Yunxiao shook his head:
"Maybe it can kill some of them, but the ancestor of Styx in the depths of the blood sea is known as [the sea of blood does not dry up, the river of Styx will never die]. He has countless clones, and his true body is still scattered and hidden at the bottom of the blood sea. Even if the saint wants to deal with him, he can't. Hard to kill.”
Li Shimin took a mouthful of rice and asked:
"Wouldn't it be difficult for us to deal with him in the future? Will he never be able to kill him, and then secretly take revenge on us, the little emperors of the world?"
Yunxiao smiled and said:
"No god dares to deal with the emperor of the world. As for the Ancestor Minghe, we have many ways to deal with him. The simplest one is to let the Master of Heaven take action. No matter how many clones he has and how well he hides, the Master of Heaven has a thought. You can erase him from the entire book world."
If Daluo Quasi-Sage's struggle relies on rules and Taoism, the management of Taoism is a bit like the GM's operation. You will be directly deleted from the scope of the code. No matter how powerful you are, you will not be able to make any waves.
This is not only the suppression of Tao, but also the suppression of dimensions.
As a master of heaven, Brother Dao has the highest control over the world in the book.
After lunch, Li Yu went upstairs to take a lunch break to make up for the sleep lost in the morning.
Yun Xiao and Mu Guiying drove to the supermarket in the town and bought some daily necessities. By the way, they turned to the Longqi Mountain Scenic Area and looked at the snow scenery there.
In the evening, Li Yu drove two beauties, Yun Xiao and Mu Guiying, to the gate of the Moral Education Bilingual School.
At this time, there were many parents picking up students standing at the door. Yunxiao had just gotten off the car and noticed everyone's standing posture. He immediately understood what Lao Jia meant when he said that [民] is a pictographic character.
I saw that most of the parents were standing with their hands behind their backs, one leg standing upright, and the other leg diagonally walking forward. The whole stance was like taking a rest, which was very similar to the shape of the Chinese character [民]. resemblance.
Mu Guiying also noticed this and tried it curiously:
“Don’t people all over the world stand the same way?”
Li Yu turned on his mobile phone and searched for foreigners' standing postures, and found that they rarely stood like this.
Yunxiao said:
"According to the history of human development, this kind of stance is the most unsafe. It is unprepared and unable to cope with emergencies. It is difficult for the body to enter a state of exercise immediately because it is too relaxed. However, this stance has profound It is deeply imprinted in the bones of the Chinese people, so much so that children will stand like this, probably because China has been a powerful country since ancient times, so it has inadvertently developed some habits that only big countries have. "
Li Yu feels the same way:
"In foreign countries, those with Oriental faces who walk with their heads held high and their chests held high are nine out of ten Chinese. There are also people who go out of their way to walk like a tiger and walk like a tiger. They are also Chinese. East Asians from other countries, although they look good, are Chinese. The difference is not big, but the whole person is either timid or bowing, which can be seen from the look, which is a typical style of a small country with few people.”
Mu Guiying looked around and found that everyone was standing and looking like this. Firecrackers occasionally sounded in the distance, but no one paid attention or avoided them.
It’s hard to imagine how chaotic the people nearby would be when firecrackers suddenly burst out on Western Street.
Soon, the little girl dragged her suitcase out of the door, and Mu Guiying hurriedly greeted her with milk tea:
"When I came here, I went to Bawang Cha Ji to buy it for you. I also added a thermal bag for fear that it would get cold. How about it? Does it taste good?"
Diao Chan took it in her hand, took a bite, and said sweetly:
"It tastes good, thank you sister Guiying."
Mu Guiying chuckled:
"Family, let's just say thank you and go out. Are you going to have your final exam soon?"
Diao Chan nodded:
"It's coming soon. It's said that someone from the province will come to adjust my test papers, and they plan to recommend me to study at Zhejiang University. I'm going to refuse. It's better to go to the capital. It's not like I won't pass the exam."
In recent years, major colleges and universities have become more and more fond of conducting special recruitments to recruit outstanding students before the college entrance examination.
Mu Guiying didn’t know much about universities in the real world and asked Li Yu:
“Is Zhejiang University good?”
Li Yu: "..."
If you ask me, an ordinary second-level graduate of Zhejiang University, whether it is good or not, it is naturally excellent, but for the talent of the little girl, it is not that good.
In short, it all depends on Diao Chan's wishes, and Li Yu will not impose any psychological pressure on her.
In the small group where Diao Chan was, Geng Lele gave simple and rude advice:
"Ignore those people and study hard. I will wait for you at Tsinghua University. I will take you to eat all over the campus and help you grab the big goose legs from Auntie Goose Legs."
Ge Huihui is unwilling:
"Xiao Chan, it's better to come to Peking University. The teachers and students here are all acquaintances. Aunt Goose Legs originally set up a stall at Peking University, but was later seduced away by someone from Tsinghua University."
Diao Chan did not expect that students from Tsinghua and Peking University would quarrel in the group over a stall selling goose legs:
“Is the goose leg made by Boss Lin delicious?”
Geng Lele and Ge Huihui said at the same time:
"He is from Central Finance and is not qualified to participate in this kind of comparison."
When getting in the car, Li Yu took a look at the chat history on the little girl's phone and couldn't help but sigh.
Even Lin Xu, who had cheated on me, couldn't participate in the battle for the Qing Dynasty. Fortunately, I was a scumbag and didn't need to consider these issues.
After all three beauties got into the car, Li Yu started the car and went to a Cantonese tea restaurant in the city for dinner.
He ordered a large portion of pork belly and chicken pot base, and ordered a series of hot-boiled dishes, as well as roast goose, barbecued pork, Chaoshan braised food and other delicacies, and a big table was set up.
Diao Chan took a piece of roast goose, dipped it in sour plum sauce, put it into her mouth, and chewed it happily:
"Although the word "roast goose" is the same as "roast goose", roast goose is more delicious in terms of texture and taste."
Mu Guiying asked:
"Have you ever eaten delicious roast goose when you and Sister Zhou were traveling?"
Diao Chan nodded and said:
"I have eaten it before. In an inconspicuous shop in Guangzhou, there were many people queuing up. The roast goose was snatched as soon as it came out of the oven. The skin is super crispy, there is a lot of juice, and it tastes super delicious."
She used three [Super] in a row, which made the Queen very yearn for:
"I have to try it if I have the chance to feel the breadth and depth of Chinese cuisine."
After a delicious meal, Mu Guiying packed up the remaining dishes, carried them to the car, and arranged for Diao Chan to sit in the passenger seat.
When everyone was seated, Mu Guiying coughed lightly and said to the sky:
"Fourth, what should I say?"
The little girl turned her face away, wondering what trick the Queen was trying to play, but she saw Yun Xiao calling her "Second Sister" with a smile.
Diao Chan:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
No, is there something wrong with my ears?
At this time, Mu Guiying also saluted Diao Chan with a smile:
"I have met the second sister. I hope you will take good care of me in the future and don't bully me."
Diao Chan was stunned for a while, looked at Li Yu who was driving, then turned her face and asked:
"Today is not April Fool's Day, Sister Yunxiao, Sister Guiying, what's wrong with you two?"
Yunxiao said:
"According to traditional Chinese etiquette, we should call you sister."
Only then did Diao Chan realize that she pinched Li Yu secretly... The stinky husband actually slept with Sister Yunxiao without saying a word.
After pinching, she took a sip of milk tea, turned her face and said:
"I am originally the youngest in the family, but you call me old." Mu Guiying held Yunxiao's arm and said:
"You and I, a human queen and a future Hunyuan Saint, are not satisfied with calling you sister, are you? Believe it or not, I will throw you into the cold palace right now and let you keep company with those frozen beefs?"
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Diao Chan said with a smile:
"That's not a cold palace, but a cold storage, right?"
Everyone talked and laughed all the way back to the B&B. When Li Yu was about to help Diao Chan put the suitcase in room 201, he saw Lu Bu sitting in the study munching sugar cane, and asked curiously:
"Aren't you floating on the Yangtze River? Why are you here?"
Lu Bu said:
"It's so boring on the Yangtze River. They are like two hundred and fifty people. They are either fishing or diving in small boats. I am too lazy to pay attention to them. I come to the real world from the boat and go back tomorrow."
It's summer in the Three Kingdoms world now, so it's normal for everyone to swim in the river. Anyway, Liu Xie has been canonized as the Yangtze River Water God. Under normal circumstances, no accidents will happen.
Lu Bu didn't come empty-handed, he also brought some fresh fish caught by Gan Ning himself. Unfortunately, Li Yu had already eaten, and planned to fry some transparent whitebait and some shrimps to drink with him in the evening.
Diao Chan, Mu Guiying and Yunxiao came to room 201, took off their shoes and lay side by side on the bed. They chatted with Zhou Ruotong via video chat for a while and agreed to pick her up at the high-speed rail station tomorrow afternoon.
Yun Xiao reported to Zhou Ruotong:
"Sister, the army of the Three Kingdoms World is gathering in western Liaoning. When you come back, can I send your piece of reed leaf to build a road so that the army can reach Liaodong County directly?"
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Zhou Ruotong said:
"Okay, no problem. My reed leaf is in the Wa Palace. Just ask your mother-in-law for it. She knows where to put it."
Zhou Ruotong did not bring the gifts given by the gods to the real world. Firstly, he felt that it would be useless if he brought them. Secondly, he was worried that bringing too much divine power from the book world would affect the real world.
After all, it is still not clear whether all divine powers are prohibited in the real world, or only an order of magnitude of divine powers.
If all divine power is prohibited, how can Dundun ignore the restrictions and arrange for everyone in the real world?
As for Lin Xu, he is using the divine power of the high-dimensional world to make money and develop his career.
Therefore, to be on the safe side, it is better to avoid taking things with divine power from here and try to maintain the stability of the real world.
In the study, Jia Xu asked Lu Bu:
"When are you going to see Ah Ma?"
Lu Bu looked at the calendar and said:
"Just these few days. We will have to float on the river for at least half a month. We need to stop many times along the way. The speed is not very fast. I have nothing to do. I want to go to Chang'an to see the three unlucky guys Chen Gong, Zhang Miao, and Zhang Chao, and then let Lao Zhang sent me to Qiao County... By the way, after Kong Ming's father was canonized as Langya City God, he immediately found out about Cao Song. "
Jia Xu is interested:
"Where is Cao Song now?"
"After being robbed by Zang Ba's men, they were thrown into a well. One of the concubines' buttocks was too big and got stuck halfway. Zang Ba's men hit her with a stone."
Hearing this result, Li Yu was a little surprised:
"In the original work, it was Zhang Kai who did it. Why was it replaced by someone from Zang Ba this time?"
Jia Xu quickly figured out the joint:
"In the original work, Cao Cao attacked Xuzhou first, and Zhang Kai and others had greater hatred against the Cao family. As for Zang Ba, he had been driven to Taishan County by Xuzhou's soldiers and horses and could not plunder Langya. Now it is completely reversed. Cao Cao without When attacking Xuzhou, Zang Ba's forces were stronger, spanning the two counties of Langya in Mount Tai... Fengxian told Xu Rong that Zang Ba's Taishan thieves must be wiped out, and that area should be regarded as a key target for transformation. "
Zang Ba is a typical wallflower who follows whoever is stronger. After Lu Bu died, he defected to Cao Cao. In addition, Cao Cao massacred too many cities in Xuzhou, which attracted strong resistance from the people of Xuzhou. Therefore, several counties in Mount Tai, Langya, and East China Sea were Let Zang Ba, the white glove man, manage it on his behalf.
But while he was in power, he established himself as a local emperor. He refused to accept promotions and promotions, and he pushed forward the allocation of troops and food as he could. He was a typical egoist.
Now, the Han Dynasty does not need such a person, and in order for Cao Cao to swear allegiance, someone also needs to be responsible for Cao Song's disappearance. Therefore, Lao Jia did not hesitate to choose to let Zang Ba die.
At ten o'clock in the evening, Li Yu came to the kitchen and fried some small fish and shrimps. Lu Bu asked Wu Song to come over again. They all had a late-night snack in a private room of the restaurant. Lu Bu also gossiped about Wu Song's life after marriage.
Wu Song said:
"I don't think there's much of a difference. It's still like that. I wander around the village factory and scenic spots every day, Zhenzhen is busy in the factory, and my brother studies in a tutoring class. After the year, he started to go to school in the village, in the same class as Xiao Qian'er. ”
Mu Guiying asked:
"Sister Zhen is pregnant, are you still willing to let her work?"
Wu Song smiled bitterly and said:
"I didn't want to either, but she couldn't sit still and devoted herself to Hanfu. I saw the news two days ago and it said Hanfu was called Chinese Hanfu. Zhenzhen was so angry that she didn't even eat. She finally calmed down after being comforted by the empress. .”
Diao Chan didn’t react for a while:
"Hanfu is Hanfu. Why is there such a strange name as Chinese Hanfu?"
Lao Jia put down his glass and said:
"This is to add shit to the Hanfu circle. It won't be long before Mongolian Hanfu, Manchu Hanfu, Hui style Hanfu, Uighur Hanfu... will dilute or even distort the national character of Hanfu, which will make Hanfu enthusiasts lose their temper for many years." Efforts are in vain... It’s not a brilliant idea, but it’s disgusting enough.”
Mu Guiying asked curiously:
"Mr. Wenhe, how do you know so much? Have you studied the field of Hanfu?"
Jia Xu smiled and shook his head:
"There is nothing new under the sun. As long as you read the history of China, you will find that a series of things happening today have been repeated more than once in history."
After the dinner party was over, Wu Song did not go back, and took a room with Lu Bu to sleep. Jia Xu went to the duty room of the B&B, intending to squeeze in with Duan Shuqing, who was on the night shift.
The next day, Lu Bu had breakfast, then left leisurely and appeared on a building boat on the Yangtze River in the Three Kingdoms World.
He opened the hatch and saw the mist on the river. He asked Gan Ning, who was shirtless and showing off his muscles:
"Where are you?"
Gan Ning said:
"I'm about to arrive in Linjiang County, my hometown. General, can I wear official uniform to visit my elders?"
Lu Bu yawned:
"Of course. It's fine if you bring the guard of honor back with you. But first, let's make sure you don't cause trouble. Everything you say and do now represents the face of the imperial court. Don't bring discredit to the imperial court."
Gan Ning quickly raised his hands and replied:
"General, please rest assured, I will never do anything random."
At first, his family spent a lot of money to send him to be an official in the county, and then he moved to Chengdu to work with Liu Yan as a counselor. Now he has become a naval captain of the Hussar General's Palace, with a rank of 1,000 dan, which can be regarded as a return to his hometown in glory. .
When Gan Ning was about to go ashore and go home to show off, Lu Bu called Lao Zhang over through prayer:
"Send me to Chang'an. I'll go see Chen Gong."
Lao Zhang agreed and took him to Chang'an.
When they arrived at the Chang'an Posthouse, Lu Bu fell from the sky and bumped into Chen Gong.
Chen Gong was frightened by Lu Bu, who was ten feet tall:
"Who's next?"
"Lu Bu, Lu Fengxian, please come and be safe, Gongtai!"
Upon hearing Lu Bu's name, Chen Gong quickly saluted:
"I didn't know that General Hussar was coming, but I missed him from afar. Please forgive me."
Lu Bu laughed:
"Don't be so polite. In the original work, we were on the same team and died together. Now that we meet again, why are we separated?"
The two chatted for a while, and two brothers, Zhang Miao and Zhang Chao, also arrived. Lu Bu took the three of them to have a drink and talked about the future. By the way, they made arrangements for their families, showing great affection.
After finishing the meal, Lu Bu prayed to his empress. He heard that Cao Cao was boating and fishing on the Shuihe River in Qiao County, his hometown. He called Lao Zhang over and asked Lao Zhang to help him put himself next to Cao Cao.
Zhang Daoling asked:
"If you show up suddenly, will Ahao's people attack you directly?"
Lu Bu chuckled:
"You put me directly behind him. If Cao Cao's men dare to attack, I will use Ah Man as a shield. He is stocky and can be used as a shield."
Zhang Daoling: "..."
Yes, Cao Ah Man is definitely going to be eaten by you.
When we came to Qiao County, there was indeed a small boat floating around on the Shuihe River. Cao Cao, who was dressed in short cloth and wearing a bamboo hat and holding a bamboo pole with both hands, looked like he was a novice fisher.
Zhang Daoling saw the opportunity and left Lu Bu behind Cao Cao.
Suddenly someone appeared, and Cao Cao was startled. Just as he was about to get up to see who it was, Lu Bu smiled and joked:
"Ah, don't look back, I am Gongtai!"
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