Lin Feng: "The traffic is for you to use. No matter how you operate it, always remember one thing,
I always reserve a legal right.
What does that mean?
Don't do things that harm others,
If you do something bad or deceive others, then I will use legal weapons.
Remember,
The traffic is given to you out of love, not out of duty.
If you really did something bad, I won’t let you use it in the end,
When the time comes, you said you’d come to seduce me again,
You are here to create a personality for me,
No need. ”
. . . . . . .
"Brother, my girlfriend cheated on me today, but I won't accept it."
At this time, a high praise barrage flashed across.
Lin Feng took a puff of cigarette and frowned: "The word unwilling will be used less often in the future.
Every time I hear it in the live broadcast room, I feel so sick,
Shouldn't the word "unwilling" be used to describe good things?
When I was a kid, I said I was not willing to give in. Mom, I was almost there this time. I got first place in the exam, but I got this question wrong. I was particularly unwilling to give in.
Can you understand?
The word "unwilling" means that the thing behind it must be a good thing. If you don't get something good, you will not be reconciled.
You almost succeeded, but if you almost didn't succeed, you won't be reconciled.
This thing is very good, it may be a trophy, a ranking or a good thing.
In short, it must be something positive.
So now it's a piece of shit and you almost didn't step on it, why do you say you are unwilling to do so?
Mom, I am so sad today. I was on the roadside today and I encountered a piece of shit. I almost stepped on it.
Oops, it was just a little bit close. I was really unwilling to do so. I really wanted to step on that piece of shit.
Dude.
You escaped a piece of shit, shouldn't you be happy?
What's wrong with this? ”
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"What a piece of shit, hahahaha, what a metaphor."
"The logic is clear and absolutely amazing (laughing and crying)"
"You escaped a piece of shit, shouldn't you be happy (dog head)"
"Really, enlightening."
. . . . .
Lin Feng: "Shouldn't something that you are unwilling to accept be a good thing? If you are unwilling to accept it now, to put it bluntly, there is only one reason, that is, you were dumped or you were cheated.
Only this reason.
So don't use the word "unwilling" as an insult.
Let’s be honest, when other people took the postgraduate entrance examination for World War II, they said that this time I was just a few points short of the postgraduate entrance examination. I have been working hard for so long, and I am a little unwilling to accept it. Why should I be like this? So I will fight again next time. I To pass the exam,
Because the postgraduate entrance examination is a good thing, it is worthy of our unwillingness.
It's a piece of shit. You should be lucky that you avoided it.
Don't give up on wool.
This is price gouging.
Then I can only say that you are not a good person, you are just a fly, and you are very suitable for stool.
Only a fly would not be willing to miss a piece of poop,
Human beings would be particularly glad that they missed having a bowel movement.
You are not a human being, you are just a fly, just buzz and buzz. ”
. . . . .
On the barrage
"Flies and defense go well together (dog head)."
"Raising the price of shit (laughing and crying)."
"What a powerful metaphor I have, hahaha."
"His words are rough, but he is really helping the brothers grow. I like him so much."
. . . . . .
Lin Feng: "I'm serious, I strongly recommend that love brain be included in mental illness,
I think so, this is my suggestion,
No matter what, it's love.
Love even if you cheat.
Love even if you're being fucked.
Her crystal husband and his gem wife are afraid that they will be broken if they touch each other, so they must dedicate themselves to them unconditionally,
I feel like this is intense paranoia, it's a form of psychosis.
This kind of thing should be sent for electrotherapy,
And be sure to increase the power.
Because of pure love, I estimate that normal power cannot be used, and the power must be increased. ”
. . . . . .
On the barrage
"The love brain is involved in mental illness, and you need to use electrotherapy hahaha."
"Big brother's mouth can detoxify and extract poison (dog heads)." Hahahaha.
"I have a love brain, it's really like having a mental illness (laughing and crying)."
"If it breaks, will you give me an electric shock? It will make him feel better (grin)."
"You must increase the power (sunglasses)."
In place
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Lin Feng: "I remember there was an operation to remove the frontal lobe of the brain before?
It is said that it was later abandoned.
Because after removing the frontal lobe of the brain, people tend to be dull and stupid,
I now suggest restarting,
Pure love is the best.
This kind of pure love brain is included in the mental illness. He undergoes electrotherapy twice a month and has to remove the frontal lobe of his brain.
Check out the 16-9 book bar to see the correct version!
Avoid this social hazard contagion.
Don’t increase the burden on the country,
Love brain is prohibited from being included in medical insurance and must be paid for entirely by oneself. ”
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"It is prohibited to be included in medical insurance. All expenses are paid by oneself hahahahahaha."
Too cruel!
“Not only electrotherapy, but also frontal lobe removal (laughing and crying).”
"Take it off, take off your love brain, and you can love you without any brain (dog head)."
6
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . . .
Lin Feng took a puff of cigarette and said: "I am very serious and I am not joking with you.
I just saw a piece of news during the day, which really pissed me off.
It said that an 18-year-old pregnant woman was hijacked by gangsters and stabbed six times,
After arriving at the hospital, the doctor asked where the girl’s parents were.
Her boyfriend's family said that he fell in love with their son online.
I haven’t had any contact with my family for more than a year.
Later, the hospital tried to contact the girl's father,
When the girl's father heard that his daughter was injured, he fell down the stairs and limped from his hometown to the hospital overnight. He also sold things from his home to the girl to heal her injuries.
Lying in her daughter's ear, she said, "Just for a moment, your father may not be able to survive for a few years,"
Then I stayed with my daughter in the corridor for three days and three nights without sleeping.
As for his boyfriend, he said something to the girl when he met her. My mother said, wait until you get better before you get another one.
Not only do they not care about girls' bodies, they only think about their children.
As a result, the girl recovered after 20 days and left with her boyfriend.
Do you think this thing can be cured by photoelectric therapy?
Even after the treatment, she drooled. ”
. . . . . . .
On the barrage.
"I also saw it. At that time, I felt that the girl deserved it. I felt sorry for the father. When the daughter was not awake, the father stayed with her day and night. When she woke up, the first thing she did was not to care about her father, but to look for her boyfriend (grin). ”
"I've seen it too. I can only say that her brain matches her suffering. It's just her father who suffered (ugh)."
"My father passed away early, and I can't accept her failure to let him down (crying to death)."
"If I do this, please beat the shit out of me, I'm not joking (smile)."
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. . . . . . . .
Lin Feng: "There is something even more fucking ridiculous. A buddy found out that his wife was cheating on her many times, but she still didn't file for divorce.
But when he saw his wife lying naked on the bed with other men, he made up his mind to divorce.
But he asked the third male to write a letter of guarantee, promising to treat his wife well in the future.
But the third male was unwilling to write, so the brother angrily took a knife and tried to force him to write,
At this time, the third man subconsciously pulled his wife in front of him to block her.
The brother went completely crazy and pushed his wife away, knocking him out.
Then he wrote a suicide note and voluntarily left the house to his wife.
The reporter asked, why don’t you blame your wife?
He said that was the person he loved and the person he promised to protect for the rest of his life.
Do you want to play with eggs or not? ”
. . . . . . .
On the barrage.
“I also got this one (laughing and crying).”
"So what does his wife think about her? She gave up the one who held the knife for her and chose the one who held the knife for her (grin)."
"The world is so upside down (covering face and laughing)."
"I am a poisonous woman who is stunned (grin)."
"I shook my head (crying) when I saw the dog licking."
I am a pure lover.
"At the end of the month, Feiyangyang took a nap and woke up to find that the first one on the national service list had been stolen (dog head)."
Hahahahaha. (End of chapter)