Chapter 167: Stop pretending, I am the JO God and I show my cards!
Hearing Brother Jingshu beating himself, he directly replied:
"Stop farting, light up the teleportation. Does it mean you will be sent away if you die once?"
"Do you believe that labor and management will come back soon?"
Although Erzi's operational level has declined after retiring and switching to commentary, his talking skills are getting better day by day.
Among the Four Dogs of Huya, Gangzi is not weaker than him in playing with his mouth. Although Zhi, Gangzi, Letme and AJ are also called the Four Dogs of Huya, but after careful calculation, Zhi and Gangzi each account for 1.5 Dog, the remaining two people can only share one dog.
Although his posture was tough, he already knew how powerful the opposite enchantress was, so he became much more cautious in his fighting style.
Despite this, Fang Jie still used W from time to time to hit the posture. Even without triggering the second stage of E, a set of QEA's electrocution-triggering combos could knock out one-third of the posture's HP.
Although there were supplies on the posture, he couldn't stand the monster girl's several combos. He said with an annoyed look on his face: "No, the phantom chain that hooked the monster girl is equipped with a navigation system, right?"< br>
"No matter how hard labor and management move, they can't get out of position. This is really unreasonable!"
Seeing this situation, water friends in the posture live broadcast room complained one after another:
"Erzi is really in trouble now. He can't even beat him."
"As you said, Erzi didn't pull her hair when she was playing professionally?"
"The biggest contribution Zizi has made to the LPL in his career is his retirement."
There are also some water friends who can see more clearly to clarify the posture:
"One thing to say, although Erzi is no good, the enchantress opposite is really something."
"Has no one found out the details of this enchantress yet? This generation of netizens is really getting worse and worse."
"It stands to reason that if the ID is so impressive and the operation is so impressive, water friends who often watch high-end games should be impressed."
Although the audience in the posture live broadcast room were very curious about the real identity of the user of Enchantress, for a while everyone had no clue and had no impression of this ID.
The game ID currently used by Fang Jie is called "One Cry, Two Trouble, Three Shang Yuya", but it was just a name changed for the new season. He hasn't played many games since the name change, so it naturally won't attract the attention of netizens.
Zhizi was beaten by the Enchantress online and couldn't take care of himself. He finally managed to reach level 6 and contributed another wave of solo kills to the Enchantress.
Moreover, the opponent completed this wave of single kills with almost full health.
Since the first wave of death went online, the posture has been completely in a state of being beaten unilaterally.
Now that the matter has come to this, no matter how tough your stance is, there is no room for argument at the moment.
"I can't play, I really can't play."
However, while Zhizi admitted that he was no longer able to play online, he also found an angle to shirk the blame.
"Nima, let me know how to clear the jungle just by playing Liu Bei. You should come and help me!"
Letme was getting excited about farming, but he never expected that his posture would directly put the blame on himself.
"Ah? Can this pot be thrown away like this?" Letme refused on the spot: "The opposite side is playing a witch, let me ask Liu Beiqin to tell me how to catch her?"
Letme's words are indeed reasonable. The male gun hero is a Muggle when it comes to catching people, especially when encountering a highly mobile mid laner hero like Enchantress.
He said with a nonchalant attitude: "Then why did you choose Liu Bei? Tell me?"
Letme said angrily: "Didn't you let me choose?"
The posture was immediately speechless.
Thinking about it carefully, he was indeed the one who kept barking and asked Letme to choose Liu Bei to fight Bodhidharma.
"Then what should I do now that I can't play anymore?" The tone of his posture was obviously starting to break down.
"If you can't play, then don't play." AJ started to get angry on the road.
Posture: "Then just step on the horse and stop playing!"
Although he knew that the posture was just for fun, Gangzi in the bottom lane refused: "Why are you doing that thing like the Eastern Star Crow? Give Uzi and I some time."
"Stay steady in the early stage, won't Uzi and I kill randomly later on?"
Posture: "Uzi is Uzi, what does it have to do with you when Uzi kills you indiscriminately? Are you really putting money on yourself?"
Gangzi didn't expect that he would get burned, but his words clearly touched a sore spot in Gangzi's body. Gangzi immediately replied: "It's better than some people holding others back."
"Nima, I'm just being abused when I play Viktor and beat up the enchantress!"
Gesture: "The keyboard is for you, come on!"
Gangzi: "I won't be killed twice in six minutes even if I'm here!"
Posture: "I'm telling you, the enchantress opposite is just pretending to be a pig to eat the tiger, but here she is in the fish pond game to abuse vegetables!"
"If he doesn't have the King's Thousand Points on his large size, I'll eat the keyboard right away!"
Zhi Zhi didn't realize that while he was talking about the enchantress on the opposite side being abusing her, he had also classified himself and his teammates into the category of "rookies".
"What kind of food is this? It's you who cook, not us, okay?"
"That's right!"
His posture inadvertently put him in an isolated and helpless situation. Just when he was about to use his sophistry skills to challenge other scholars, he was interrupted by Uzi:
"Don't make any noise yet. Is the enchantress across the way missing?"
The Huya and the Four Dogs were only focused on quarreling. Only Uzi was playing the game seriously and noticed it immediately after the Enchantress in the middle disappeared.
At this time, Letme happened to be farming in the lower half of the area. When he saw that Enchantress's avatar had indeed disappeared on the mini-map, he immediately responded to Uzi: "It's okay, I'm here!"
Uzi analyzed the situation. Without the opponent knowing that Letme was nearby, if the Enchantress wanted to capture her by force, it would be a three-on-three situation.
However, Uzi also didn't know the position of the opponent's jungler.
The hacker suffered a big loss after being captured before. There is no guarantee that he will not hold grudges and organize another wave of ganks in the bottom lane.
But at this time, Letme had already taken advantage of the troops to press forward and sneaked into the grass on the lower sideline.
The situation on the battlefield was on the verge of breaking out, and Uzi couldn't care less.
As long as the opponent's jungler is not around, he has the confidence to control the opponent's wave of three-on-three.
At this moment, Uzi's words from the middle stance gave Uzi a wave of reassurance.
He said with a very confident attitude: "You can fight in the bottom lane, I'm relying on you, I'm relying on you!"
Because the tone of the gesture was so confident, Gangzi didn't even look at the mini map, so he took the initiative to find an opportunity to hook up.
Seeing Gangzi's Titan hooking Thresh, Uzi had no choice but to follow.
The moment the two of them took action, Uzi caught a glimpse of the Enchantress on the opposite side outflanking them from the river.
At the same time, the blind monk who had been stuck in the shadow of the tower finally showed up and hit Titan with a sky sound wave.
Brother Crystal knew something was wrong, he was obviously being plotted against.
Seeing that there were many people on the other side, Brother Jingshu immediately tried to get out of the way.
At this moment, the sound of gesture once again brought him some sense of security.
"If you can fight, I'm here, I'm here!"
This confident voice made Brother Crystal think that Gezi had arrived at the battlefield in time and appeared beside him.
Letme's male gun also believed in the evil posture, followed him with a sliding step, and then threw a smoke bomb to interfere with the blind monk's vision on the opposite side.
However, the blind monk still decisively followed up with his second Q, and then flew behind the policewoman with an eye-touching W.
Both Uzi and Hacker used flash in the previous wave of bottom lane confrontation, so the blind monk could only try to use an eye-touching roundhouse kick to kick the policewoman back.
But the reaction of the policewoman Uzi was really fast enough, and she decisively handed over her E skill to distance herself the moment the blind monk inserted his eye.
The blind monk could only use a menstrual-breaking bone-breaking leg to slow down the policewoman, but he himself had also been slowed down by the policewoman's rope net, so he still couldn't touch the policewoman at the first time.
However, while he was slowing down the policewoman, Enchantress also took advantage of W's displacement to sit up, and then threw a phantom chain at the policewoman.
Once a team battle starts, most people are actually unable to take into account the overall situation. However, generally speaking, high-end players will develop a habit, which is to rank the criticality of the enemy hero's skills. In this way, Now they have a clearer idea in team battles, knowing which skills they should pay attention to at all times, so as to grasp the timing of output and pull.
Before this wave of team battles began, Uzi ranked the blind monk's roundhouse kick and the witch's phantom chain at the first and highest position.
As long as he can dodge these two skills in a team fight, even if he is faced with a situation where he is fighting more with less, he will have enough confidence to defeat the opponent through detours and pulls.
At the moment, he had dodged the blind monk's roundhouse kick, so Uzi focused all his attention on the approaching Enchantress.
Even though the slowing effect of the blind monk's E skill was still attached to his body, Uzi still made a movement when the enchantress's phantom chain was released.
Uzi originally thought that he could avoid the key E skill of Enchantress through this detail of movement, but as the trajectory of the phantom chain extended forward, Uzi was still firmly tied in the end.
It has to be said that Uzi's positioning is quite explosive in the entire history of League of Legends. After all, being able to win two SoloKings in the All-Star Game with so many masters must require extraordinary positioning and pulling skills. Supportive.
The reason why Fang Jie was able to hit this phantom chain while Uzi was highly focused was partly due to the slowing effect given by the blind monk, but there was another more important reason.
He really understands Uzi.
The reason why Fang Jie suddenly became more energetic after recognizing Uzi's ID was because he was prepared to give his teammates a head-on blow in this game.
He has been teammates with Uzi for more than a month, playing together in training matches every day. Although Fang Jie is not familiar with Uzi's movements, it is not difficult to make correct predictions in most situations.
Uzi was chained by Enchantress's phantom chain without dodge E. Naturally, there was no possibility of breaking free. In the end, he was directly imprisoned by the second stage E. After Enchantress immobilized the policewoman He once again threw out the replica version of the phantom chain and connected to the control. At the same time, the blind monk also successfully followed up. After crippling the policewoman, he used a dragon swing to take the head.
The blind monk's last big move, in addition to the K-head, also somewhat means to vent his anger.
Before the death of Policewoman Uzi, Gangzi's Titan had fallen to the ground first, and Letme's male gun could not escape death in the end, and was finally killed by Umbrella King's Kai'Sa in a wave of double kills.
After the screen went black, Gangzi was thinking: No, why do we feel there are so few people here?
And when he looked at the small map, Gangzi couldn't help but cursed: "You are here, you are here, you are here before the person reaches your mouth, right?"
Posture: "What's wrong? Am I leaning on you?"
As his teammates died one after another, his posture became guilty: "If this wave is ruined, the laborers and employers will have been killed before they even reach the opposite side!"
AJ, who was on the road, did not forget to shout: "Do you believe the posture? He only has one mouth left!"
Although he knew he was in the wrong, he still said unconvinced: "What are you talking about! I'm really relying on you. If you don't believe me, go back and watch the video!"
The other three said in unison: "What we are watching is the video!"
Posture: "You guys haven't finished this horse riding yet, but you guys are watching a video of a chicken! Tell me where the video is from?"
The four tiger-toothed dogs burst into laughter, and the live broadcast room was filled with joy.
Uzi's mentality was not affected at all by this wave of casualties. The live broadcast focused on the effect of a program, and Huya Four Dogs was really good at everything. Uzi naturally enjoyed it, and was even gradually led astray by these guys. , and actually started to play with his mouth.
After returning to the bottom lane, since Kai'Sa got two kills in the last wave of team battles, she recovered a lot financially instantly, so she started to actively exchange blood with Uzi.
But Uzi never gave up when it came to blood exchanges. After a discussion, he suppressed the Umbrella Emperor who had just stood up.
While fighting, Uzi did not forget to imitate the four dogs of Huya and say: "No, what are you pretending to be?"
Gangzi immediately echoed: "That's right, what are you pretending to be? Are you here?"
This game has nothing to do with the road, so Jian Gou always wants to add a few words from time to time. At this time, he took the initiative to interject:
"Master Umbrella is still the same as before, he immediately shivered when he met Uzi."
"But there is one thing about him that Uzi can't compare with..."
Although Uzi doesn't like to kill him with sharp hooks, he was still quite curious when he heard this sentence: "What point?"
Sharp Hook: "His dragon is bigger than yours..."
"Huh?!" The other three were dumbfounded and said in unison.
Posture: "What on earth are you talking about, Sharp Hook!"
Gangzi: "Why did a passerby sneak in if he wasn't our fifth platoon! Who's hooking us on the road? Kick him as soon as possible!"
Letme: "Kick it, this person is too dangerous!"
After Uzi was stunned for a few seconds, he finally understood what "big dragon" meant.
Regardless of his game level, Umbrella King has some aspects that others cannot envy, so he has been nicknamed "Umbrella Genshuo" among the people.
However, as a man, Uzi naturally refused to admit that he was inferior to others in certain hardware configurations, so he began to say harshly: "You have never seen a sharp hook, how do you know you can't compare?"
AJ said bluntly and without any surprise: "He is a big dragon, and you are at most a little dragon."
"Huh?"
"Can you turn off his microphone? As a loyal believer in God, I really can't listen to this!" The gesture did not avoid his identity as a Uzi dog licker.
"Jian Gou is really hard to deal with. With his mouth, it's only a matter of time before something happens!" Gangzi added: "Brothers, don't be harmed by him then!"
Letme: "Who is the sharp hook? I have never heard of it!"
While several people were chatting with each other, another banner with the image of being killed jumped out over the canyon.
He looked annoyed and said: "This person is really vicious! Is he playing games like this?"
"The labor and management thought that he had returned to the city, and the labor and capital were no longer valuable, but you are still cheating on the labor and capital like this!"
The game has now reached about fifteen minutes, and the posture has been single-killed by the opposite enchantress for the fifth time.
"You don't treat labor and capital as human beings, so much that you can't even read the book!"
The more he spoke, the angrier he became. He was killed five times in fifteen minutes. This weapon was truly nailed to the pillar of shame by the opposite enchantress.
In the future, it is probably inevitable that this game will be ridiculed by water friends in the live broadcast room.
After releasing the mythical costume and murder book, and successfully knocking down the first tower in the middle, Fang Jie's Enchantress also ushered in complete liberation.
The entire canyon gradually fell into the shadow of terror, becoming a Shura field for the enchantress alone.
Even Uzi suffered from it, because after the Enchantress hurt her, the crispy policewoman had no countermeasures.
After returning to the city for supplies, Uzi was on his way back to the lane when he was instantly defeated by the Enchantress who burst out from the jungle wall with a set of WEQR combos.
The moment Uzi's health bar disappeared, he complained helplessly: "This enchantress is really capable of tricking people!"
Posture: "That's right, playing like a ghost!"
Suddenly an idea flashed in Uzi's mind: "Isn't this enchantress Rookie?"
By now, everyone knew that this enchantress was not an ordinary passerby player, but Uzi quickly rejected his idea.
Even if he doesn't remember Rookie's ID, the water friends in the live broadcast room must know it.
"Is it O after O?" The gesture came to mind.
Although there are some LCK mid laners like Showmaker who are very good at playing Enchantress, but as we all know, it is impossible for LCK professional players to play horse server.
So when it comes to top Enchantress players, the first thing that comes to mind is JOJO.
"Pick O, then O?" Uzi was stunned for a moment, then hesitated: "Probably not."
Zhi Zhi also heard a hint of uncertainty in Uzi's tone, and he really wanted to know who it was that killed him five times in fifteen minutes.
If it's JOJO, it'll be fine.
Even the active first-line mid laner cannot guarantee that he will not be single-killed by JOJO during the laning period. For a retired professional player like him, being single-killed five times is obviously not a big problem.
"Why don't you call and ask?" Zhi Zhi said impatiently.
Uzi also wanted to know whether this enchantress was the JO God, so he took out his mobile phone and made a voice call to Fang Jie.
"Hello?"
When the voice on the other end of the phone rang, Uzi realized something was wrong.
Because Fang Jie's voice clearly contained a hint of uncontrollable laughter.
"It's really you!" Uzi clapped his hands and laughed.
"Haha..." Fang Jie couldn't help laughing.
"No more pretending, I'm the 13-0 enchantress opposite and I'm showing off my cards!" (End of Chapter)