Chapter 321 Laughter when no one laughs
When Hu Lai and Sun Haomin ran forward together, preparing to meet the point grabber, commentator He Feng saw Hu Lai suddenly lose his balance and fall forward. He immediately realized that Sun Haomin must have done something small. , hurriedly shouted: "Eh! Eh?! Eh!!!"
As if he were on the field, shouting like this would remind the referee of what was happening in front of the goal...
But he said "Eh" and "Eh", and saw the football hanging into the South Korean team's goal in a weird arc!
"Oh beautiful——!!!"
He Feng roared in a long voice, and the transition from protest and dissatisfaction to surprise was very natural.
"Hu Lai! Hu Lai! Hat trick! He completed the hat trick!! Beautiful!! National team debut! Playing against South Korea! Hat trick!! There will never be a more memorable debut performance than this!! Hu Lai ! This young man who was still questioned before the game responded to those doubts and rumors with three wonderful goals! ”
Even a steady commentator like He Feng couldn't help but tell the story about the pre-game turmoil. Of course, it was because Hu Lai's performance gave him the confidence - if someone was dissatisfied with his commentary, he could justifiably complain. Fight back:
You said that Hu Lai got into the Olympic team through the back door through trust. Now that he has scored a hat trick, you still have the nerve to jump out and question what I said is wrong? I can go fuck you!
Of course, he didn't dare to say this last sentence no matter how excited he was, he could only roar in his heart.
Shen Lang, the sports commentator of Tengfei Video, has much less scruples, not to mention that he is already known in the commentary world for being able to speak out.
"Big Mouth" Shen Lang was laughing wildly: "Hahahaha!! Hu Lai! Hat trick! Look! Look! Open your eyes and look! Who said before the game why this kid made the Olympic team? Why? ? Just this! The first time in the history of Chinese football! Who does he deserve? How many keys do you deserve? ”
The barrage is also crazy:
"Brother Lang, please remove the 'key'! Be more confident!"
"Come and match the keys! How many of them can you match?"
"No! You are not worthy!"
"Hahaha! Brother Lang has the key!"
"Brother Lang scolded well! Scold those fake fans to death! They usually don't watch football, but if there is any turmoil in Chinese football, they scold the most fiercely! Are they doing good for Chinese football? They just use Chinese football as a spittoon!"
At this moment, even if there may be some "hardcore elements" on the Internet who feel that Hu Lai is not worthy of being selected to replace Guan Xinyan in the Olympic team, they dare not speak out anymore at this time.
Under this momentum, rotting in smelly ditches and mud ponds is the best destination for them. At least they can replenish fertilizer for the earth. Finally, the food consumed in the past few decades has not been wasted.
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In front of the Korean team's goal at the Seoul World Cup Stadium, Hu Lai, who had fallen to the ground, got up from the ground and ran to the corner flag area.
This time he did not use his signature move, but ran. He stumbled, his hands fluttered, and he swung the windmill. In the end, he still couldn't maintain his balance and fell down. Then there was a low-altitude dive and glide to celebrate on this turf that once hosted the opening ceremony of the World Cup!
And this was exactly what Son Ho-min did after he bumped into him, and was laughed at by all the Korean fans in the audience. It was also his action of hitting the football into the goal after being hit by Sun Haomin.
This time he showed this set of actions in front of all the fans. This was the third time in just three minutes.
Aren't you laughing at my embarrassment? It's okay, come on, let me perform for you again, keep laughing, laugh as much as you want! Whoever doesn’t laugh is my grandson!
But this time, no one laughed...
In other words, no one among the Korean fans laughed, and everyone looked at him in mourning.
On the other hand, someone laughed in the stands where the Chinese women's football team was.
"Pfft hahaha!" Li Qingqing looked up to the sky and smiled, her thoughts clear and her body and mind happy.
Well done, Hu Lai!
But she was the only one smiling, and the teammates around her stared dumbfoundedly at Hu Lai, who was already lying on the ground.
"He...completed a hat trick?" Xu Wen asked in silence. Although she saw it with her own eyes, she always felt that it was not true and wanted to find someone to confirm it.
No one answered her because everyone else was still in a daze.
Xu Wen heard Li Qingqing's laughter and looked back at her roommate. She was smiling so happily, her ponytail trembling...
I have never seen Li Qingqing like this!
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"Holy shit--awesome!!!"
In the bar, I don't know how many people shouted this sentence at the same time.
Some people even stood on the chairs and kept waving their arms, reflecting their figures dancing like demons on the projection screen. Looking at it this way, it looks very much like the scene taken from behind the stands...
"Come down! You're blocking me from watching TV!"
"What a bullshit! Hu Lai is awesome and that's it!"
The bar was noisy and chaotic.
Yan Yan's roommates gathered around him, feeling very excited.
"Brother Yan! Uncle Yan! I really believe in you! Hu Lai is awesome! He is the chosen one!!"
"Let me tell you, Lao Yan, if the Chinese team beats the Korean team in this game, I will cover your clothes for this semester!"
"I'm responsible for cooking for you!"
"I'll pick up the express for you!"
"Brother Yan, you will be the king of our dormitory from now on!"
Yan Yan put away his dumbfounded expression after seeing Hu Lai's goal, and waved his hands with an air of superiority: "It's a small thing! Brothers are so sincere, I can't refuse, so I'll just follow you!"
At the same time, his other hand placed under the table has not stopped shaking with excitement...
Damn it, Hu Lai, you are not the chosen one, you are the son of the hell plane!
Will you be cured of your "Korean phobia" after not defeating South Korea for forty-one years with three goals? !
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Luo Kai sat in the living room of the rental house, staring at the TV screen in a daze.
The plot shouldn't be like this...
The world shouldn't be like this...
Obviously my talent is higher, and I have always been the most noticed since I was a child.
But why was he the one who led the Dongchuan Middle School team to win the national championship, the one who scored the first goal in the professional league, and now the one who scores the goal in the Chinese team game!
And it’s a hat trick! The opponent is the damn Korean team!
This was supposed to be my script... it was my plot!
In Luo Kai's mind, there were so many question marks that they filled the screen.
Did he make a mistake in becoming the first player to make the leap from school football to professional football?
Did you make a mistake by choosing the Chinese Super League Thunderbolts Club instead of the Chinese League One team?
Until now, Luo Kai believes that his abilities are better than Hu Lai's in all aspects, but he lacks a platform to show off. If he came out of the Thunder earlier and sought a loan to the Chinese League, would he appear on TV now? Is it you, not Hu Lai?
He couldn't reconcile himself to the thought that the person he looked down upon at school was now pushing him further and further away.
The new season of the Chinese League One has started, and I will prove to everyone that I, Luo Kai, will never lose to Hu Lai!
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The TV broadcast has already begun to play a slow-motion replay of Hu Lai's goal.
Now everyone could see clearly that when Hu Lai was grabbing the point, Sun Haomin really pushed him with his shoulder, causing him to lose his center of gravity and throw himself forward.
In order to maintain his balance, Hu Lai waved his hands and swung his legs as he had done before, but with this swing of his legs, he knocked the football up and made an arc.
The football flew over the head of South Korean goalkeeper Kim Hyun-yoon, who was blocking the shot angle at the front point. It flew high and Kim Hyun-yoon didn't even have a chance to jump up and block it with his hands.
After that, it fell into the goal from the back corner...
"Haha!" He Feng couldn't help laughing after seeing this scene, "I wonder if Sun Haomin regrets it now? Maybe if he didn't push it, Hu Lai might not be able to score! And he pushed it , it became an indirect assist, and he assisted such a beautiful goal! The best goal in this East Asian Cup! ”
It seemed that the live broadcast director and He Feng had thought of a place to go. Just after He Feng finished speaking, the TV broadcast cut to a close-up shot of Sun Haomin.
The main center back of the Korean Olympic team stood in front of his own goal, looking at the football in the goal, and then turned his attention to Hu Lai, who had fallen to the ground.
Then he closed his eyes with a painful expression.
"I can't bear to watch! Haha! I can't bear to watch!" Shen Lang laughed heartily. "Whether it's Hu Lai's goal or the celebration, Sun Haomin can't bear to watch it! That's right! Let you do something bad! Didn't expect it, right? Hu Lai will use his plan. ! Thank you! ”
Colorful "Thank you" floated across the barrage, like colorful ribbons flying at a celebration.
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Hu Lixin found that his wife had pulled out a plastic bag from nowhere, then grabbed the peanuts, melon seeds and candies on the coffee table and put them into the plastic bag.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"Take it to the work unit and share my happiness with my colleagues in the office tomorrow!" Xie Lan said happily, "My son completed a hat trick in the national team game. I must celebrate it well and give them candy tomorrow. Let them also be happy!”
"As for you..." Hu Lixin rolled his eyes.
"As for, that's pretty much it. I've discovered that there are some things you don't say and you want to keep a low profile, but the result is that some people don't open their eyes and really think you have no ability!" Xie Lan said while putting candies into a plastic bag.
Seeing his wife like this, Hu Lixin shook his head.
"Hey, do you want to decorate it too and give it to your colleagues?" Xie Lan turned around and asked.
Hu Lixin waved his hand quickly: "I'll forget it, none of our colleagues are like that Sister Wang in your unit."
Xie Lan didn't dissuade him, and continued to grab a lot of candies, peanuts and melon seeds while humming a song.
"...We, the common people, are so happy tonight..."
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Ran Jiachang stood up from his seat, walked to Shi Wuyuan and asked: "Xiao Shi, Hu Lai has already performed a hat trick, can he be replaced now?"
Shi Wuyuan still had the happy smile on his face, and said to Ran Jiachang: "I have already let Tan Yunlong warm up. He will be back in a few minutes, and Hu Lai will be replaced by then. Don't worry, leader Ran, this I care about the baby very much, and I will never let anything happen to him..."
"That's good, that's good." Ran Jiachang nodded repeatedly. After saying that, he did not return to his seat. Instead, he stood next to Shi Wuyin, standing side by side with him, looking at Hu Lai on the court.
He had been pulled up by his teammates, and everyone rushed to hug him.
"He has won everyone's respect. I think we don't need to make any more statements. If the three goals in this game cannot prove his strength, it is simply a joke!" Ran Jiachang murmured.
"No, Team Leader Ran, the statement still needs to be issued." Shi Wuyin stood beside him with his arms folded and said.
Ran Jiachang turned to look at him.
"We want to seek justice for Hu Lai. We need to do what needs to be done and say what needs to be said, and this time..." At this point, Shi Wuyin laughed, "We can be tougher. Chinese football can be tougher. ”
Ran Jiachang asked: "Xiao Shi, this game is not over yet. If we don't win in the end..."
Shi Wuyin said: "Team leader Ran, I'm just going to put my words here. If we can't win this game, then I will resign to you after the game is over!"
Ran Jiachang waved his hands quickly: "No, no... To be honest, I don't care about the result of the game now. The Hu Lai gained in this game is enough to keep me happy for a long time."
Shi Wuyin seemed to be very insistent. He gritted his teeth and said: "We will definitely win, Team Leader Ran. Look at it, forty-one years of Korean phobia will end today!"
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PS, this is the update today, and there is also a single chapter. I will talk to you about some of my understanding of this book, and also respond to some of the voices in the book review area about this chapter. (End of chapter)