Chapter 1311 Hu Lai’s Weakness
“Brother Huan is awesome!”
Hu Lai laughed so much that he lay on the dining table, but he still didn't forget to give a thumbs up to express his admiration to Zhang Qinghuan.
"You're so ridiculous!" Zhang Qinghuan glared at him, "It's not all your fault!"
"Damn, what do you care about me?" Hu Lai felt aggrieved.
"Damn it, if you hadn't posted this on the Internet, would Saria's fans be shouting like this?"
"Brother Huan, you are just trying to make an excuse. This is obviously the fault of that boy Laski..."
"I don't care. Did you teach him the word 'awesome'?"
"I taught you this, but I didn't teach you wrong. At least I didn't use 'idiot' instead of 'awesome', otherwise Brother Huan, what you hear now would be your beautiful hometown dialect!"
Zhang Qinghuan raised his middle finger towards Hu Lai: "Hu Lai, what the hell..."
Hu Lai, who was greeted by the middle finger, was not only not angry, but also smiled happily.
The "Chinese Derby" between Madrid Pirates and Saria has ended. There is no suspense. The more powerful Madrid Pirates defeated Saria 3:1 in the away game.
The only goal that saved the home team's face was scored by Zhang Qinghuan.
So even though Sarria lost the game, Zhang Qinghuan was the highest scoring player on the team.
At this moment, his goal has quickly appeared on the Internet.
Especially on various website platforms in China.
Although Hulay broke the club's consecutive scoring record set by Rivero in the game, it was Zhang Qinghuan who was the most discussed.
On the one hand, his goal was very beautiful. It was a world-class goal scored under the close defense of Ramirez, the world's top defensive midfielder.
On the other hand, it is because scoring goals seems to be a common thing for Hu Lai. Scoring a goal is nothing to make a fuss about. However, Zhang Qinghuan's ability to score a goal is worthy of special mention.
Countless Zhang Qinghuan fans vented their excitement online.
Many fans also asked what the Saria home fans shouted after Zhang Qinghuan scored.
Soon they knew the answer.
After knowing the truth, their reaction was the same as Hu Lai's at this moment - bursting into laughter.
"...I think it was really cool for all the fans to chant 'HUUUUU' after Hu Lai scored. Logically speaking, there is nothing wrong with saying 'Brother Huan is awesome,' but coupled with the weird pronunciation of the Spanish fans, Why is it so funny..."
"Brother, your feeling is right, I think it's funny too!"
"Hahaha, I'm laughing so hard! Do you know who taught this to Sarria fans?"
"Who else could it be? It must be Hu Lai!"
"Isn't it right? How can Hulay teach Sarria fans? He and Sarria have nothing to do with each other..."
"It is indeed unlikely that he will teach Sarria fans directly, but let me tell you, if you want to analyze this matter, if you list the key figures, you will definitely find Hulay in the end. Anyway, this matter always happens His share..."
"Sure enough, cultural output still needs to be supported by strength... As our players perform better and better in European competitions, I believe that when we watch TV broadcasts in the future, we will often hear those familiar Chinese words!"
"I've already learned how to be 'awesome', so why don't I have another 'idiot'?"
“‘Xiongqi’ should also go abroad!”
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Although the topic of "Brother Huan is awesome" has passed, the smile on Hu Lai's face has not faded, and he says everything with a smile on his face.
Seeing him like this, Zhang Qinghuan sighed: "What a happy person..."
"That's right!" Hu Lai nodded repeatedly, "Not only can I win Brother Huan, but I can also treat Brother Huan to guests. I am full of happiness!"
Zhang Qinghuan rolled her eyes at him: "How was your life living with Li Qingqing?"
Hu Lai was stunned at first, not expecting Zhang Qinghuan to ask this, but then he laughed again: "Not bad!"
Zhang Qinghuan pointed at his smile at this moment and said: "That's what I'm talking about. I never expected that the first among us to be single would be you..."
"What do you mean by this? I'm telling you, Brother Huan, I'm not a troublemaker. If it were me...fuck, this is me! What's wrong, Brother Huan, do you look down on me?"
"You're lucky, you met Li Qingqing. If it were anyone else, with your virtue, you might not be able to find a girlfriend at the age of thirty!"
Hu Lai sneered: "Brother Huan, you don't understand."
Hearing what Hu Lai said, Zhang Qinghuan was angry: "I don't understand? You just found a girlfriend and you say I don't understand? Hu Lai, I think you have been very arrogant recently! Let me tell you, The road you have traveled is not as long as my routine!”
In terms of emotional experience, Zhang Qinghuan can be called a "grandmaster".
He is such a scumbag, but he can still make the woman he dumped never forget him. This is really not something ordinary people can do.
Unexpectedly, after hearing what Zhang Qinghuan said, Hu Lai shook his head: "So I said, Brother Huan, you don't understand. If it's just for fun, then of course it's 'only routines can win people's hearts'. It doesn't matter whether you have feelings or not, it's all Skills are fine, but if you want to find a life partner, I think you have to rely on sincerity.”
Zhang Qinghuan was stunned for a moment by what Hu Lai said, and then he asked: "Are you sincere?"
"Of course, I am the most sincere! I exchanged my sincerity for true love, and Qingqing was so moved by me!"
"Bah, that's survivor bias!"
"What's survivor bias? This is what I say from the bottom of my heart! Brother Huan, it doesn't matter whether you have experience or not when it comes to relationships. Do you see who said at their wedding that they have rich experience? The key is fate, and no matter how good it is, there are no tricks. No need, it’s okay if you have fate but no skills..."
Zhang Qinghuan saw that Hu Lai was going to turn his back on the guests and started to be a master of emotions. He fed him chicken soup for the soul and quickly took a piece of meat and put it on Hu Lai's plate: "Eat meat! Eat meat! I'm treating you today, open up and eat!"< br>
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Hu Lai enjoyed the meal very much. At the end of the meal, he even discussed the next meal with Brother Huan.
"Brother Huan, let's make an appointment again the next time Sarria comes to play the Pirates away from home."
"Okay." Zhang Qinghuan nodded in agreement without doubting his presence.
"It's still the old rule, whoever loses gets a treat. That's it..."
Zhang Qinghuan reacted and quickly raised his hand to stop: "Wait a moment, Hu Lai. What's the old rule?"
"Just the rules for today's meal. Follow these rules from now on. It will save you trouble..."
"No, today is the first meal. How come it has become an 'old rule'?"
"Isn't this rule good? It can significantly increase our subjective initiative..."
"That's what I say, but we Sarria are much weaker than you pirates!"
"You can't say that, Brother Huan. Football is round. Will the stronger one definitely win? Can the weaker one just lose? Do princes and generals have the right to be in love? Brother Huan, you can't preset the result. Before the battle, Xianqing, you must always have a ‘champion’s heart’ that pursues victory!”
Seeing Hu Lai speak so righteously, Zhang Qinghuan couldn't laugh or cry: "Is the 'heart of a champion' just for profit?"
Hu Lai looked solemn: "Tsk, how can you say that, Brother Huan? You can't afford to lose!"
"Hu Lai, what the hell..."
At this moment, Hu Lai's cell phone placed on the table suddenly rang. It was the ringtone of a WeChat video call.
Zhang Qinghuan caught a glimpse of the other party’s name:
Qingqing
A playful smile appeared on his face: "Isn't it? Isn't it, Hu Lai? You are so sincere and you still have to report it to Li Qingqing?"
Hu Lai rolled his eyes at him: "What report? She knows that I am having dinner with you today. She came here via video just to say hello to you."
With that said, he picked up his phone and connected the video call.
"Say hello?" Zhang Qinghuan was a little surprised when Li Qingqing's face appeared on Hu Lai's phone.
"Brother Huan and I have almost finished eating..." After Hu Lai briefly introduced the situation, he pointed the phone screen at Zhang Qinghuan.
In the video, Li Qingqing waved to Zhang Qinghuan after seeing him: "Hello, brother Huan!"
Zhang Qinghuan quickly replied with a smile that could make all female fans fall in love: "Hello Qingqing! We ordered a lot of delicious food. Hu Lai is full of food. Don't let him rest when he goes back. Let him eat it." Everything eaten is converted into muscle and energy..."
When Hu Lai heard what Zhang Qinghuan said, he couldn't help but take back his phone: "Don't listen to Brother Huan's nonsense, I didn't eat much..."
Not listening to Hu Lai's excuse, Li Qingqing nodded and agreed: "Brother Huan is right, I will take you to recovery training when you come back!"
Zhang Qinghuan then said: "It's a pity that Qingqing is not here, so you can't eat the specialties here... But Hu Lai has already agreed that when I go to Madrid, he will treat me to Madrid's delicacies, and you will come then. …”
Hu Lai looked at Brother Huan with wide eyes: "When did I..."
Before he finished speaking, Li Qingqing said happily: "Okay, okay! We'll treat you to something delicious!"
When Hu Lai heard his girlfriend's words, he raised his head and looked at Zhang Qinghuan.
The latter showed him a charming smile, and at the same time said to Li Qingqing: "Then it's settled, let's see you in March!"
"March?"
"Yes, in March, in the 28th round of the league, Saria played Pirates away."
"No problem, Hu Lai and I are waiting for you to come!"
"Ah, Brother Huan and I still have something to talk about, so I'll hang up now..."
After speaking, Hu Lai ended the video call without waiting for Li Qingqing's consent.
Then he said to Zhang Qinghuan: "What's settled?"
Zhang Qinghuan pointed to his mobile phone: "Your girlfriend has agreed."
"She agreed, but I didn't!"
"Hey, your girlfriend has agreed, do you still need your consent? You don't have to give me face, I don't care, Hu Lai. But you dare not give Li Qingqing face?" Zhang Qinghuan asked with a smile.
Hu Lai was asked.
Seeing his deflated look, Zhang Qing smiled happily:
You little boy, fight with me?
In the past, Zhang Qinghuan really couldn't do anything about the shameless Hu Lai.
But it's different now, because Hu Lai has a weakness.
That is his girlfriend Li Qingqing!
If you have any problems, it's hard to go to Hu Lai, but you can go to Li Qingqing. What is pillow style?
This is pillow style!
(End of chapter)