Chapter 62 Radish Flower
Chopping vegetables can certainly be a part of the show.
If Jiang Feng could cut a coir raincoat cucumber with a blindfold or cut out a thin radish skin that could transmit light like a Chinese kid’s house, not to mention performing a show for lonely elderly people, even a TV variety show would be able to get at least 5 minutes of singles. People show time. However, Jiang Feng still wanted to keep his left hand to accompany him until his old age.
Jiang Feng was confident that he could cut vegetables while blindfolded.
But Jiang Feng was not sure whether he would be able to cut off his hand, how many fingers he could cut off at a time, and whether he would be lucky enough to meet a doctor named Ling when he was rushed to the hospital.
So Jiang Feng chose to carve radish flowers.
If you want to fool primary school students, you must do what they want.
Radish is a good thing, with various varieties and low prices. It comes in red, white and purple. The key is that it is large and has good plasticity. Not only radish flowers, it is also very easy to carve rabbits, chickens, etc., even Peppa Pig Jiang Fengdu I can carve it out for everyone. If the little carrot heads don't mind the color, the minions are not a bad idea either.
Jiang Feng felt that if he really couldn't think of a way to make money, carving radishes and selling them in front of Chenfeng Elementary School would be a good business.
The student union officer went to find radishes for Jiang Feng. After the initial surprise, he was still very receptive to Jiang Feng's performance of carving radishes. After all, there was also a one-bite hamburger performance on the program list. Jiang Feng's show was compared with that guy's. Much more normal.
Jiang Feng happily sat in the middle of the fifth row.
He just found out that the first four rows were for the leaders of the school and parents of the students. The fifth row is not bad either. The seat Jiang Feng chose for himself is open to his career and the chair is very soft. The most important thing is that from this distance, Jiang Feng's eyesight can clearly see the face of the young lady on the stage.
Last time, he finally managed to grab the tickets for the Music and Dance Academy's art performance from Ji Yue, but Jiang Feng could only see clearly what color skirt the dancing girl was wearing.
The rest could not be seen clearly. All Jiang Feng could see was a few dancing red mosaics on the stage.
Talking too much brings tears.
Jiang Feng sat happily in the empty auditorium.
I was sitting in the auditorium playing fish and playing with my mobile phone. During this period, the student union officer also brought two large boxes of radishes. To say that the student union officer was ruthless, he almost grabbed all the radishes in the warehouse without sparing any one.
The show starts at 3pm.
On Jiang Feng's left is the vice president of the student union, on the right is the director of the sports department, and for those who don't know, Jiang Feng is the president of the student union.
As for the real student union president, he was sent to the school hospital backstage just now because he was wondering why the box containing radishes was placed on the cabinet. He tried to move the box down, but was hit all over his head by radish.
The show was nothing to watch.
Jiang Feng was even a little disappointed.
Except for the good-looking dancing girl, the guy who was eating hamburgers was a bit see-through. Others were either singing or performing sketches of unknown nature, and the songs they sang were either old revolutionary songs or children's songs.
Jiang Feng's program was ranked last for no other reason than to be inserted in the middle in case he peeled radish skin all over the floor and it was difficult to clean up.
When the student union officer informed Jiang Feng that he could go backstage to prepare, the girl on the stage was singing and dancing, and she was still singing "Little Jumping Frog".
It's off-key, and the little jumping frog will cry when he hears it.
The kitchen knife and chopping board were all ready. The out-of-tune girl finished her song. She was sweating from exhaustion and panting heavily as she left the stage. The host came on stage to announce the curtain.
The elementary school students in the audience were already annoyed.
The old people still applauded politely, but the primary school students had already started jumping up and down restlessly and wanted to leave.
It's really hard for these little carrots under ten years old to keep them here to watch such a boring performance.
Seeing that a program that looked interesting finally came, the primary school students burst into warm applause that they had never heard before.
Jiang Feng was a little flattered, and then took out a spiritual carrot.
Carving radish flowers is a highly performative project that sounds dazzling, the carving process is dazzling, and the finished result is even more dazzling. There is no need to say anything, you just need to carve quietly, and it looks very skilled, casual, and chic. That’s it.
In just a few minutes, a beautiful rose flower appeared in Jiang Feng's hand.
"Wow!"
The whole audience burst into admiration, and there were overwhelming sounds at random.
Jiang Feng picked up the microphone on the table and asked, "I want to carve a small animal next. What do the students want?"
The whole place immediately became excited. A little girl with short hair in the sixth row jumped up from her chair on the spot, screamed and yelled in front of all the children: "Peppa Pig!"
"George!"
"Suzy!!"
"Garden baby!"
There was even an old man in the first row who shouted in a very childish way: "Sun Wukong."
Jiang Feng:...
Why is he so mean-mouthed? He can just do it himself. Now the whole audience is shouting at those pigs that look like hairdryers. Those pigs are not easy to carve.
In the end, Jiang Feng chose to ignore everyone, pretended not to hear, carved a cute little rabbit, and left in a hurry.
He was afraid that if he was any slower, a child would rush up to the stage and ask him to carve Peppa Pig.
Jiang Feng didn't expect that he would be stopped by his parents as soon as he stepped off the stage.
The person who stopped him was the mother of the first short-haired girl named Peppa Pig. Jiang Feng's show was the last one. Now that the performances are all over, it's normal for everyone to leave their seats.
The mother of the short-haired girl stopped Jiang Feng. She didn't even have time to grab the Hermès bag on her seat and rushed to the stage to stop Jiang Feng who was coming out of the backstage.
"Um, this classmate, can you sell me the rabbit you just carved?" the parent asked.
"Mom, I want Peppa Pig." The girl followed and emphasized.
Parents:…
"That classmate, could you please help my daughter carve a Peppa Pig?" The parent said herself and felt embarrassed. She had watched many episodes with her daughter about the guy who looked like a hair dryer. It's so misshapen, it must be difficult to carve.
"One hundred and one, what do you think of this classmate?" The parents don't care about money at all because their daughter is happy.
Jiang Feng staggered and almost lost his balance.
What does this mean today? The parents of Chenfeng Elementary School are chasing him to throw money.
"Two hundred, I want George!" A little fat man heard the news and came over.
Jiang Feng didn't pay attention. It was normal for a child to shout about the price.
The next second, the little fat man took out his mobile phone and opened Alipay: "Brother, can you transfer money to Alipay? I don't have any money on WeChat."
The movements are very skillful.
Jiang Feng was stunned on the spot.
When the other children heard that they could actually buy it with money, they started yelling and disrupting the average market price.
"Five hundred, I want Peppa Pig too!"
"Six hundred, I want Totoro!"
"Eight hundred, Susie, I want Susie!"
"One thousand, Minion, I want the one with glasses!"
"One thousand and one..."
……
A group of children actually started to compete with each other.
Seeing that the price was about to reach two thousand, Jiang Feng would soon become the legendary giant making thousands of dollars every minute, and could meet the fate of deceiving minors into the game. Jiang Feng resisted the temptation and did not forget his original intention. .
"One hundred and one, come one by one."
The short-haired girl got Peppa Pig to her heart's content, and Jiang Feng also gave the radish flowers he first carved to her mother.
Carving something like Peppa Pig is something that practice makes perfect. At first, Jiang Feng was slow to carve the thing that looked like a hair dryer because of its deformed shape. It only took ten minutes to finish it. Later, after he mastered the rules, it only took three to five minutes. Later, Wu Minqi joined in to help, and the speed became faster.
More than two hours later, Jiang Feng's Alipay balance successfully reached five digits. Almost every primary school student in Chenfeng Primary School had a pig, and some very philanthropic primary school students bought four hair dryers for their family of four.
Jiang Feng and Wu Minqi also gave each elderly person a Zhu Bajie.
Sun Wukong is too difficult, and Zhu Bajie is enough to make these old people smile, and they all hold it in their hands and can't put it down.
Finally, Jiang Feng prepared to divide the spoils with Wu Minqi.
Many of the Georges here were created by Wu Minqi. It was very unkind for him to trick Wu Minqi into working as a free chef in the store. It would be unreasonable for him to take all the dirty money that everyone made together by himself.
"I'm very satisfied with practicing with carrots. You don't need to give me any money, and I'm not short of money." Wu Minqi really didn't care about the more than 10,000 yuan, "However, Jiang Feng, I noticed that you are a little short of money? ”
"The family owes some money recently." Jiang Feng said.
Not much, just 300 million, and a few million more for renovations.
Jiang Feng silently pretended to be cool in his heart.
"Would you like me to lend you some?" The relationship between Jiang Feng and Wu Minqi has improved rapidly in just one day. Wu Minqi has already regarded Jiang Feng as a friend who can rival her in cooking. Wu Minqi does not want Jiang Feng to delay cooking because of money problems. To practice his art, "I heard that your family spent a lot of money to open a store. Although I don't have much money, I can lend you hundreds of thousands for emergency needs."
Jiang Feng was a little frightened by Wu Minqi's enthusiasm. Before, the relationship between superiors and subordinates in the society was superficial, and suddenly he became a good friend who could borrow hundreds of thousands. He was not used to it.
"No, no, my family is pretty good, it's not that exaggerated." Jiang Feng said repeatedly.
Today, he made more than 30,000 yuan, and there was still more than 3 million yuan left for decoration. As long as he persisted for more than 100 days, he set up a stall in front of Chenfeng Primary School to deceive elementary school students.
Then he is not far away from entering the game.
……
A group of people from University A got on the bus and headed back.
Except for Liu Qian, who had been fishing all the way, everyone else was very tired. Everyone was slumped on the seat, and only breathing could prove that they were still alive.
"Jiang Feng, hey, Jiang Feng." The girl behind Jiang Feng poked his arm.
"What's wrong?" Jiang Feng turned around and asked.
"Well, I would like to ask if your carrot flowers can be cheaper. One hundred is a bit expensive. How about a discount of 25%, classmate?" The girl behind looked at Jiang Feng expectantly.
Jiang Feng:...
Girl, do you know how many radishes and flowers you can buy with 25 yuan?
"Yes, yes, Jiang Feng, please give me a discount for the sake of your classmates. I want it too, I want the minions." The girl next to the girl who asked the question lit up her eyes and agreed.
Jiang Feng:...
When the girl who wanted Minions saw Jiang Feng not saying anything, she thought Jiang Feng was unwilling, so she took a step back: "I know Minions are a bit difficult, 35, how about 35?"
Jiang Feng:...
"Okay... okay." After being squandered with money for a day, Jiang Feng was even a little used to it.
Sure enough, women and children make the best money. The cheapest lunch box on the high-speed rail, 45, made me cry
(End of chapter)