Chapter 376 Return to School
In the next few days, Jiang Feng seemed to have returned to the time when he was crazily practicing the Eight Treasure Lixiang Pigeon. The smell of pigeon and sea cucumber intertwined on his body, and even if he went to the dressing room to change clothes, the smell was difficult to dissipate. Everyone in the kitchen nicknamed him a walking pigeon stewed with sea cucumber.
Perhaps because Jiang Feng had killed too many squabs these days, Jiang Jiankang, who was obsessed with researching fried rice, suddenly had an idea and planned to develop squab fried rice with pickled vegetables.
The result is self-evident, and its lethality is comparable to that of the British Star Gazers.
Comrade Wang Xiulian, the first food taster, commented on it: "Jiang Jiankang, your brain is ruined. If you use pigeon meat for fried rice, why don't you use sea cucumber for fried rice?"
Then Jiang Feng felt that Jiang Jiankang looked at sea cucumbers in a strange way.
Jiang Feng said that his father was hopeless and would either be beaten to death by Comrade Wang Xiulian or two old men.
Everyone is destined to die, either alone or in a group fight.
On the evening of September 5th, Jiang Feng and Wu Minqi said goodbye at the train station.
"Qiqi, I made the noodles this morning. If you want to use it to make noodles or other things, you have to make it tonight. Don't leave it overnight. If you don't want to use it, just bring it to my uncle. , my uncle will use it to make noodles." Jiang Feng warned.
"Yes, I understand. Be careful on the road and send me a message when you arrive." Wu Minqi waved to Jiang Feng and watched him check in and enter the station.
The daily life between home and Tai Feng Building is too boring and boring. Jiang Feng, the chef of the red case, occasionally wants to rebel and practice the white case to relax and change his mood.
Now his dough kneading skills are quite good and can fully meet the three-light standard required by Jiang Jianguo. Jiang Feng planned to find time to rub Jiang Jianguo's hand again after he came back and let him teach him how to make noodles.
In this way, by the time the game update is completed, his noodle-making skills will probably be perfected, and he won't be able to get even the noodles with soy sauce at his fingertips. Then wait until the season when crabs and oranges are in season, and then practice stuffing crabs with oranges. Soon a new set menu unique to Jiang Feng will appear on Tai Feng Lou’s menu.
As for why crab-stuffed oranges and fried noodles are sold as a set meal, Jiang Feng hasn't figured out the reason yet.
Jiang Feng entered the station relatively early, and there would be about 40 minutes until the ticket inspection started. Since he didn't want to waste time just sitting on the train, he bought a night berth that started with K, so he could get there in just one sleep.
During the boring time waiting for the bus in the waiting room, Jiang Feng started to argue with Wang Hao via WeChat.
Jiang Feng: Haozi, have you arrived at the dormitory? Has the bathroom been cleaned?
Wang Hao: No, Brother Feng, aren't you waiting for me? When you get to the dormitory tomorrow, let's clean it together!
Jiang Feng:? ? ?
Wang Hao: [Picture]
Jiang Feng clicked on the picture and saw that it was a mess. The bricks on the ground were broken all over the floor. In the unbroken areas, you could vaguely see that the bricks were bulging. At a glance, he knew that it was due to leakage and moisture that caused the bricks to become like this. of.
Jiang Feng: Which dormitory is so unlucky? It will be troublesome to clean it. [Laughing and crying]
Wang Hao: It’s our dormitory. I’m going home today. When Brother Feng comes over tomorrow, we’ll clean it together.
Jiang Feng:? ? ?
? ? ?
Jiang Feng silently put down his phone, thinking that he should buy a rolling pin first before getting on the train.
Don't think that I can't see that the floor tiles in the picture are at the door. Your kid must have smashed the floor tiles when he opened the door.
……
After a long night on the train, Jiang Feng was in a daze, exhausted, dragging his suitcase off the train and taking the subway back to school.
As soon as he got in the car, he was lucky enough to find that there was a huge shoe print on the sheet of his sleeper for some reason. He spent some time arching the sheet to get ready to sleep. Jiang Feng was surprised to find that the person sleeping next to him The eldest brother’s shouts were so loud that it would not be an exaggeration to describe them as thunderous. After finally spending an hour getting used to the big brother's voice, Jiang Feng was just about to fall asleep when he heard the sound of grinding teeth from the upper bunk.
Like resentment, admiration, weeping, complaining, the lingering sound lingers like a wisp.
Jiang Feng kept his eyes open like this until dawn.
When he returned to the dormitory, Jiang Feng saw a messy and dusty table. Wang Hao did not take out the trash before leaving. There was a half cup of coffee on the table that had naturally evaporated. The most important thing was that the cup belonged to Jiang Feng.
Jiang Feng put down his luggage, stood at the door, thought calmly for a while, and then went to the back door to buy a rolling pin.
After Wang Hao finished breakfast at home, he happily slipped back to school. As soon as he opened the door of the dormitory, he saw that he was dear and beloved, with dark green eyes and very blurred eyes. He had a chicken coop on his head, like a murderer's Brother Feng. He sat on the chair with the rolling pin and looked at him with a half-smile.
Wang Hao's legs went weak on the spot.
"Brother Feng, listen to my explanation, actually these..."
"The dog thief looks at the staff!"
Half an hour later, he finished wiping the table, washing the cups, and tidying up the tiles on the floor. He smiled brighter than the receptionist at Tai Feng Tower and stood next to Jiang Feng in a very dog-like manner, while Jiang Feng sat and he stood.
"Brother Feng, are you satisfied with my cleaning like this?"
Jiang Feng felt that Wang Hao was not someone who would give in to a rolling pin. After all, the new rolling pin he bought was much thinner than the one Wang Hao had hidden before.
"What do you want to say?" Jiang Feng looked wary.
"Do you love me?"
"If you don't love me, get out, I don't want to be gay!"
"Brother Feng, you have changed. When you have a wife, you forget about your brother. It turns out that you are not like this. You really broke my heart." Wang Hao made a pretentious look on his face as he held his heart in his arms.
"Why do you still need brothers when you already have a wife?" Jiang Feng asked in his soul.
When Wang Hao heard that it made sense, he stopped acting, moved a chair, sat down, and took out a few papers from his dusty desk that had not been wiped clean.
"Brother Feng, save the child!"
"Impersonating a child is illegal."
"Brother Feng, save Fatty!"
"In our family, people who weigh less than 200 pounds are not called fat."
Wang Hao:......
It's really hard for me to talk to you when you're so arrogant.
Jiang Feng said that it feels good to have sex for a while, and it will always feel good to have sex.
Jiang Feng took the paper from Wang Hao and looked at it, finding that they were all related to "Optical Information Processing".
"What is this? A past volume? Have you read this before you finish reading the book?" Jiang Feng asked.
Wang Hao looked mysterious, looked around, knocked on the curtains and closed the door, as if he was an underground party member: "Make up the exam papers."
Jiang Feng was shocked, Wang Hao still had this ability, how many gifts would he have to give out this summer vacation.
"Six make-up exam papers?" Jiang Feng expressed disbelief.
"It's a rumor, but I think it's absolutely reliable. It is said that this year's make-up exam papers will be 70% of the original questions from these 6 papers. So as long as I can get these 6 papers within these 10 days, I will definitely take the make-up exam." Can pass!" Wang Hao looked confident.
Jiang Feng returned the paper to Wang Hao: "Then go write it quickly. What are you doing for me? I won't make up the exam."
"That." Wang Hao had a flattering smile on his face and rubbed his hands excitedly, "Brother Feng, don't I know how to write? I have to ask you to help me finish writing the paper and write down the steps in more detail. Memorize it.”
Jiang Feng:...
Really, brother, why did you come to major in science and engineering instead of studying literature?
"I won't write it." Jiang Feng refused on the spot.
"Father, please save me!" Wang Hao grabbed Jiang Feng's arm, shouting hoarsely and bursting into tears.
Jiang Feng:...
To be honest, among all the people he knew, the one he admired the most was Wang Hao. He could be the prince when he wanted something from others, and then rebel on the spot and proclaim himself the emperor.
"I only write big questions."
"Thank you, Father!"
Jiang Feng never expected that the first thing he would do when he returned to school would be to help his roommate prepare papers.
Moreover, the papers were made on a table that had not even been completely wiped clean of dust. Regarding Ji Xue’s line about going home, maybe it’s because my family has never had a case where a child ran away from home and his parents called the police. There were only cases where a child ran away from home and found that he couldn’t survive anymore, so he went to the police for help and needed to go home. So I don’t really understand it, but it feels a little weird when I write it. I plan to post the plot of this line (it’s not very long, maybe a few thousand to ten thousand words) to the book review area as before, as a genuine subscription bonus (乛乛)
(End of chapter)