Chapter 498 Brother De is watching a show
Giant panda, scientific name: Ailuropodamelanoleuc, is an animal of the Ursidae family and is a national first-level protected animal.
According to legend, giant pandas were originally carnivores, but later evolved to eat mainly bamboo, but they still belong to the order Carnivora. It is a kind of creature that looks honest, docile and harmless, but is a kind of duplicitous creature that is completely different from what it looks like.
The black and white appearance of giant pandas helps them hide in trees in dense forests and on the snowy ground without being easily discovered by natural enemies. Relatively sharp claws and well-developed and powerful front and rear limbs allow them to climb trees quickly, and their thick skin allows them to resist attacks.
In general, this is a magical creature that looks like it only has an attack power of 5, and its stunts are cute, but in fact its bite force is second only to the polar bear. It can slap Jiang Feng into the ICU with one palm, and it is the mount of the legendary ancient demon Chi You.
When Jiang Feng was finally lucky enough to see with his own eyes the mount of the legendary ancient demon god Chi You, he finally understood why Chi You lost in the battle with Huang Di.
He saw so many giant pandas, and none of them lay on the ground sleeping with their butt facing him.
And since the Spring Festival is approaching, there are more people coming to see giant pandas. You have to queue up to see the panda’s butt, and one person can only watch it for more than ten seconds. If you stay for a long time, the tourists behind you will urge you to move forward.
Jiang Feng and Wu Minqi had been in the park for almost an hour, and they had only seen less than five minutes of panda butts. The photo album on their phone was full of photos of panda butts.
After leaving the last panda butt, Jiang Feng began to look for road signs everywhere, preparing to go to the next venue to see the next panda butt.
"Giant Panda Mansion No. 1 is 1.9 kilometers away. Qiqi, why don't we go here? It's a bit far. Do you want to wait for the tour bus?" Jiang Feng asked.
"It's only 2 kilometers, which is not very far. We've already walked there while waiting for the tour bus. Let's go." Wu Minqi rejected Jiang Feng's proposal, took Jiang Feng's hand and started to move in the direction pointed by the road sign.
After walking around, Jiang Feng saw the next road sign.
It is still 1.6 kilometers away from the Giant Panda Mansion No. 1.
Jiang Feng:?
He and Qiqi only walked 300 meters in 10 minutes?
Is it because I wear too many clothes in winter that I walk slowly?
Jiang Feng continued to walk forward with Wu Minqi with confusion. As they walked, they saw a new road sign.
It is still 0.9 kilometers away from Giant Panda Mansion No. 1.
That's right. Jiang Feng nodded and continued walking forward with Wu Minqi, who was already having some difficulty walking.
After walking for more than 10 minutes, Jiang Feng finally saw a new road sign just when he thought he and Wu Minqi were going the wrong way.
It is still 0.8 kilometers away from Giant Panda Mansion No. 1.
Jiang Feng:? ? ?
Wu Minqi:? ? ?
Wu Minqi felt that it was not just the soles of her front feet that were aching, but also the soles of her front feet, back heels and even the arches of her feet.
When he was still 0.3 kilometers away from the Giant Panda Mansion, Jiang Feng finally discovered something was wrong with Wu Minqi.
"Qiqi, are you sprained in your ankle?" Jiang Feng noticed that Wu Minqi was not only walking slower and slower, but also becoming lame as she walked.
Jiang Feng couldn't help but take a look at Wu Minqi's shoes and found that they were just ordinary boots, not high-top boots, and they should not hurt his feet.
Wu Minqi noticed Jiang Feng's gaze and forced a smile: "I'm just tired from walking for a long time. We'll be there soon. Let's move forward."
The bloody lesson tells her not to explain to her boyfriend why you put insoles in your boots, even if you put insoles just to modify your leg shape so that you don't look so short.
Because in most cases, your boyfriend will only worry about why you would rather wear insoles than high heels, rather than why insoles can modify the shape of your legs.
What is touching is that there seems to be no problem with the last road sign. 0.3 kilometers is 0.3 kilometers. Jiang Feng and Wu Minqi walked a few steps and finally saw the long-awaited Giant Panda Mansion No. 1.
Compared with the square and transparent civilian-style panda buildings in front of it, which only have hay and bamboo leaves sinks and holes leading to nowhere, Giant Panda Mansion No. 1 is definitely a mansion. Not only does it occupy a large area, but the design is also very beautiful.
The ground is basically covered with fresh bamboo leaves, the background is the blue sky and rockery, and there are wooden bridges and climbing frames made of wood in the middle of the venue.
Because the venue is very large, Jiang Feng and Wu Minqi did not see the pandas at first sight when they walked in. The three pandas in the venue were blocked by wooden bridges and climbing frames, and they could only be seen when they walked inside. The Feng Shui position where the pandas can be seen has been occupied by more than a dozen tourists. Jiang Feng visually estimated that even if he and Wu Minqi could squeeze in, they would probably look at the pandas in a very distorted posture.
Looking from a distance, the three pandas inside were sitting on the ground happily chewing bamboo. The one Jiang Feng could see clearly looked more and more like De Ge, not only in appearance but also in appearance.
The more I look at it, the more I look like Brother De, who was sitting in the yard happily eating snacks when he returned to his grandfather’s house during the Chinese New Year.
"Fengfeng, what are you looking at?" Wu Minqi found a place to sit because her feet hurt.
"Qiqi, come here and take a look. Do you think the panda sitting on the far right munching bamboo looks a bit like Brother De!" Jiang Feng seemed to have discovered a new world.
Wu Minqi:? ? ?
Wu Minqi stood up, walked to Jiang Feng and took a look.
"...It seems quite similar." Wu Minqi was shocked.
After getting over the initial excitement of seeing pandas eating bamboo, Jiang Feng returned to Wu Minqi, sat with her and started playing with her mobile phone.
No matter how long Jiang Feng stood there, he could only see pandas eating bamboo. Although sometimes they might also eat steamed buns and pots of milk, Jiang Feng estimated that he would not see them today.
But as long as he goes home, he can see the panda-like De Ge sitting in the yard eating dried meat, mutton skewers, grilled lamb chops, lamb legs, beef noodles, fried chicken legs, and drinking juice. Drink soda.
The diet is much richer than that of pandas. In addition, De Ge worked hard overtime some time ago, and the dark circles under his eyes do not belong to pandas.
"Qiqi, when are we leaving?" Jiang Feng asked.
Wu Mingqi glanced at the time: "It's only 4:30 now. My mother sent me a message before, asking us to go to the store for dinner at 7:00. We can arrive around 6:40."
"If I want to leave, give it another half an hour. It's quite warm in here. Let's sit for a while before leaving."
"Okay." Jiang Feng nodded, "By the way, Qiqi, tonight's dinner is..."
"It's just our family and you, my dad, my mom, and my grandpa. My dad and my grandpa cooked tonight's dishes. They said we should treat you well when you come to our house for the first time." Wu Minqi said with a smile.
I don't know why, but Jiang Feng's legs are shaking even though it's not cold.
Just when Jiang Feng was shaking his legs, a panda that was sitting on the ground and eating happily walked around the wooden bridge and walked up to Jiang Feng and Wu Minqi.
Just when Jiang Feng was extremely excited and was about to take out his phone and take 10 photos in a row, the panda turned his head and turned his butt towards them and started urinating everywhere.
Jiang Feng:...
Just as Jiang Feng was hesitantly holding up his cell phone, thinking whether he should take such a photo that involved the panda's privacy, another panda quietly approached. The fat body walked out of Xtep steps, and the black and white skin was its best protective color. At this time, he was no longer an ordinary panda, he was a lurker, an assassin, and a cold killer. .
The cold killer approached the unaware panda, stretched out his sinful fat hand, and gave the unaware panda a hard poke in the butt.
Jiang Feng: "Pfft."
Wu Minqi: "Pfft."
Sure enough, the next second the two pandas were fighting. You pulled my ears, and I bit your scalp. They looked like they would not stop until they bit each other bald. The two fat bodies struggled together, making it difficult for Jiang Feng to distinguish between ourselves and the enemy for a moment. He could only judge who was the real perpetrator by who pulled his ears and who bit his scalp.
Tourists who were originally watching giant pandas chewing bamboo on the other side keenly discovered that there were wonderful fighting melons to eat here. They gathered around Jiang Feng and Wu Minqi and took out their mobile phones to take photos and videos.
De Ge, who was the only one who insisted on eating happily by himself, found that he had fallen out of favor. His much-anticipated status was actually taken away by the two pandas wrestling with each other. De Ge angrily put down the bamboo in his hand, stood up slowly, walked slowly towards the two pandas who were fighting, and joined the fight with an attitude of trying to persuade them to fight.
I saw Brother De pulling the scalp of this panda and nibbling the ears of the other panda. He looked like he would not let go until they were scratched bald, which reminded Jiang Feng a lot.
The battle was very fierce, and by the end of the fight Jiang Feng could no longer tell which panda had the upper hand. All Jiang Feng could see was that Brother De was swinging between the two camps. Sometimes he was hugging the bear, and sometimes he was a hind leg. The most important thing was that the two pandas were so happy that they didn't even notice Brother De. Brother De May become the biggest winner in this battle.
Although panda fighting tricks are nothing more than rolling, gravity suppression, scalp biting and ear pulling, they don't seem to have any technical content. There was no left hook, right hook, front kick, or back high kick in Jiang Feng's fantasy, but they were more durable.
Jiang Feng had never seen anyone who could fight for more than half an hour without stopping.
Just when the battle situation was getting tense, Brother De suddenly let go. Maybe it's because I'm tired, or maybe I find that no matter which side I help, it doesn't look like it can win. Brother De dragged his tired body and slowly climbed up the wooden bridge, found the best observation point, straightened up, hugged the wooden bridge, and put his head on the railing.
Brother De began to eat the melon silently like the crowd outside the glass window.
Jiang Feng:?
"Mom, mom, that panda is lying on the railing watching the show!" The little girl next to Jiang Feng shouted excitedly.
The words awakened the dreamer, and the onlookers who were originally focused on watching the two pandas fighting also noticed De Ge who quit the fight and started watching the show. They all changed their shooting targets and began to take various close-up photos of De Ge.
"Good or bad, this panda." Trump.
"Mom, is that panda tired?" Mandarin.
"Panda No. 3 started watching the show, while panda No. 1 and No. 2 were still fighting fiercely." An off-field commentator came out of nowhere.
"Fengfeng, Fengfeng!" Girlfriend.
Eh? girlfriend? !
Jiang Feng suddenly turned his head and saw Wu Minqi stuffing her phone into her bag anxiously, her right hand already grabbing his arm.
"It's after 5 o'clock, hurry up, or it will be too late!" Wu Minqi pulled Jiang Feng and ran away, completely unable to see the pain in her feet before.
The onlookers quickly filled in the gaps left by Jiang Feng and Wu Minqi. (End of chapter)