Chapter 760 One hundred ways to use shit
Jiang Feng was sitting in the car. The interface on his phone showed him sending a message to Wu Minqi to tell her that he was on his way back, but what he was thinking about was what Zhou Shi had just said to him while waiting for the bus.
Opportunities may be given by God, but you are the one who makes the choice.
He felt like he could understand Zhou Shi's thoughts, but not very well. He somewhat agreed with Zhou Shi's thoughts, but not that much.
Jiang Feng felt like the poor kid who worked for the witch in the Western fairy tales he read when he was a child. The witch gave him a mess and asked him to sort out the twine. But he couldn't find the thread, and even if he found it, it would be cut off as soon as he pulled it off and he would have to start looking again.
Just thinking about it all the way, Jiang Feng returned home.
Wu Minqi was sitting on the yoga mat in the living room. She was sweating. It looked like she had just finished yoga and was sitting to rest, preparing to take a shower later.
"Fengfeng, what does Chef Arnold want from you?" Wu Minqi was a little curious.
Jiang Feng told Wu Minqi about the reality show.
Wu Minqi's first reaction after hearing the news was similar to that of Lu Sheng. It was probably that the pie in the sky was falling, and no one would hit it, so she just hit Jiang Feng and Lu Sheng on their heads.
"It's a good thing. Although I haven't watched that reality show, it is also a long-established reality show. I remember it has always been very popular. If you participate in the reality show and you can compete with Chef Arnold, it is a good thing from all aspects. Ah, I must participate," Wu Minqi said.
Jiang Feng told Wu Minqi about the fact that the personnel of the current reality show were not yet decided, the format of the competition was unknown, and the funds were not yet in place.
Wu Minqi:......
Wu Minqi was originally sitting cross-legged on the yoga mat. After listening to Jiang Feng for so long with her head raised, she felt that this posture was a bit tiring, so she simply stood up and moved to sit on the edge of the leather sofa.
"I think I still have to participate." Wu Minqi still insisted on her idea, even though this show seemed different from what she just thought, "As long as Chef Arnold is willing to participate, this is a good opportunity to exercise, even if it is I think I should participate even if I pay for it.”
Jiang Feng had reservations about this. After all, whether Chef Arnold would participate or not would depend on his reaction to eating chickpea pudding tomorrow.
If he is a shocking person, he will definitely participate in the competition. Not only will he compete, but he will also find ways to push Jiang Feng to the ground and hammer him hard.
If he is disdainful, it is because the show is definitely cool. Chef Arnold will probably sneer at Jiang Feng and become even more disdainful. He may also use his tendency to mock people and ridicule Jiang Feng in all directions and 360 degrees.
Let Jiang Feng experience the full package of mocking Zhang Guanghang for his autism.
By the way, what did Chef Arnold say to Lao Zhang back then? He actually directly called the person autistic.
Although Jiang Feng wanted to know, he didn't dare to ask.
Wu Minqi was originally going to take a shower, but after listening to Jiang Feng talking for so long, the sweat on her body was almost dry, and she didn't want to take a shower for a while.
Besides, it's not even eleven o'clock yet. As an outstanding and qualified young man in the new era in his early twenties, Wu Minqi will not go to bed so early even if she has already lived a 996 life.
"Why don't we watch Chef Arnold's show back then." Wu Minqi suggested, "I've only heard of this show, but I've never watched it."
Jiang Feng thought it was wonderful. They were guessing and analyzing here. It was better to watch the reality show first and understand what this program group was like before making a judgment.
Because it was a variety show, one episode was quite long. Jiang Feng and Wu Minqi were not watching the variety show, but wanted to see how the variety show was shot and what mode it was shot in, so they randomly picked the one in the middle of the episode and clicked on it.
Because it is so old, the picture quality is not very good.
Jiang Feng and Wu Minqi were deeply shocked as soon as they clicked on it.
In other words, although they had heard that in the first season of this reality show, the funding was not very sufficient because the management was not very optimistic about it. The mid- and early-stage program teams were very poor and they could save money if they could. Later on, chef Arnold became popular in the United States with his wonderful character. The ratings kept rising, which made the capital dad smile with joy and spend a lot of money. It was not until later that the program team began to change. Be wealthy and very rich.
But this is too poor.
Forget about the shoddy title sequence, after all, everyone can understand it. But why do you still need to do special effects when you are so poor? Still have that kind of wonderful fire special effects that is too much for five special effects?
Jiang Feng finally understood why Chef Arnold was unwilling to participate in the second season. He appeared in the same frame as such wonderful special effects, with an arrogant look on his face, as if he was the second best chef in the world. After Chef Arnold watched the show, he probably wanted to beat the show crew to death.
Excluding the unknown contestants and the competition system that was somewhat unclear at first, there is a reason why this reality show became so popular back then.
Chef Arnold is really awesome.
The competition system is actually very simple, just study for the small test, study for the big test, eliminate and then take the test again. The episode that Jiang Feng and Wu Minqi watched was basically a group of young chefs training in seclusion under the guidance of Arnold. Everyone got along together, ate and lived together.
The plot that was originally supposed to be very boring became rich and colorful because of Chef Arnold.
In Jiang Feng's memory, this kind of reality show, which focuses on training and elimination, generally requires contestants to compete with each other if they want to stimulate the audience's desire to watch. It may be a quarrel in the living room, it may be a quarrel in the bedroom, it may be a quarrel over a glass of water, or it may be over a glass of milk. Foreign reality shows are often more exciting than domestic ones.
People in China don't use words when they are noisy and don't do anything, usually connotations or rolling their eyes. Overseas, not only do they use words, but they may also use fists, words like shit, fk, etc. that can be directly turned into asterisks.
But this show is different. Every member is very loving and even harmonious. They cherish each other and help each other without any conflicts. It is as harmonious and beautiful as a paradise.
Because this show has Chef Arnold.
Chef Arnold is responsible for all the swearing and fighting. Only he can tear others apart, and others dare not tear him down. The contestants left the dormitory dejectedly, but returned to the dormitory happily, as if they regarded the dormitory as their warmest harbor. The worst thing is that they didn't dare to speak ill of Chef Arnold openly, because at that time Chef Arnold was already one of the most awesome chefs in the United States.
The contestants spoke very tactfully, saying that Chef Arnold had a bad temper. Although his words were really unpleasant, they knew that Chef Arnold actually hated iron and could not be transformed into steel for their own good.
Chef Arnold was very direct. He thought the contestants were all a piece of shit.
It's all garbage.
After spending almost an hour watching this episode in fast forward, Jiang Feng discovered that Chef Arnold liked to say shit very much.
A simple word came out of his mouth.
Coupled with the upright translation by the translation team at that time, Chef Arnold's curse words became quite comic.
For example, this dish of yours is made like shit. Do you want to serve this plate of shit to the guests?
What kind of shit is going on in your head? You are a piece of shit.
Throw away that shitty sauce you just made. It doesn't deserve to be on my kitchen counter and it's a eyesore.
Oh my God, what is this shit.
……
After watching this variety show, Jiang Feng remembered nothing and his mind was filled with shit.
Seeing the later stage, when Jiang Feng saw those students making dishes that still made people hold their foreheads under the high-pressure scolding of Chef Arnold, he even had a picture of shit in his mind.
How should I put it, I don’t know if it’s due to the editing of the program, but it’s really shit.
After reading it, Jiang Feng didn't have any special feelings. He just wanted to continue reading the next issue.
This damn variety show is so addictive.
Chef Arnold's scolding was really exciting. In the entire variety show, not only the photographer but also the director were left behind, scolding the students, the competition system, and even the ingredient supplier. The most important thing is that when he curses people, he is right on point and is not unreasonable at all. If the food is not good, he will scold the cook. If the ingredients are not good, he will scold the ingredient supplier. If there is a problem with the competition system, he will scold the director.
In the entire episode, there was not a single sentence that was the same. It was even worse than the old man's curse. Jiang Feng felt that this season of the variety show Chef Arnold could produce a collection of curses.
It's a pity that Arnold was born in the wrong place. If his native language was Chinese, the curse words would not be as boring as those words starting with shit and f. They would definitely be more exciting, more elegant, and more artistic.
Jiang Feng began to understand why Chef Arnold was so popular.
Because he is an upright evil man.
Chef Arnold very clearly and directly expressed his disgust, discrimination, and contempt for other people, and the reasons for his disgust, discrimination, and contempt are very simple, because he really looks down on them.
He's also really awesome at the same time.
The most important thing is that it is really fun to watch him scold others. Anyway, he is scolding others and not himself.
Then Jiang Feng realized that if his chicken bean curd tomorrow was not as satisfactory, or did not reach the effect and standard that Chef Arnold wanted, then the academy he would be scolded in the variety show he saw today would be himself tomorrow. .
Just thinking about Jiang Feng made him shudder.
When Chef Arnold curses, he is full of momentum and speaks quickly. He is a strong man himself. He often curses in full blast, and the other person may not even react or even hear clearly. He will already start to feel guilty and scared physically and mentally. .
Then after Chef Arnold finished scolding him, he could carefully review what Chef Arnold had just scolded him.
Jiang Feng seemed to know why Zhang Guanghang was shut down by Chef Arnold back then.
"Fengfeng, do we want to watch another episode?" Wu Minqi just watched the variety show with great interest. Now she doesn't want to take a shower at all and just wants to be together again.
"Qiqi." Jiang Feng grabbed Wu Minqi's arm with a nervous look on his face. He stood up straight and looked as if he was agitated by something.
"Huh?"
"What do you think of the clear soup I made this morning?" Jiang Feng had already begun to have a picture in his mind of Chef Arnold going all out on him tomorrow.
"It's... pretty good. I don't see anything wrong with it. Did you use clear soup today? I remember that you used the clear soup you made for the chickpeas at noon. The clear soup you made today should be reserved for tomorrow. Yeah." Wu Minqi didn't understand why Jiang Feng thought of his clear soup even though he was watching the variety show so well.
Jiang Feng breathed a sigh of relief and then asked: "So, what do you think of my chicken bean curd during this period? Is it stable? Is the customer feedback good? There should be no negative reviews, right?"
Wu Minqi:?
"Of course there are no negative reviews. Fengfeng, your chickpea pudding is now the most difficult dish to order in our store. Ah Yue was still telling me during lunch today that she receives countless calls from customers every day. If you want to go through the back door to add your own chicken bean curd reservation, or squeeze forward," Wu Minqi looked at Jiang Feng with some doubts.
"That's good, that's good." Jiang Feng felt a little relieved. He looked at the time on the tablet and found that it was twelve o'clock. He quickly got up, packed his clothes and went to take a shower.
When Wu Minqi saw Jiang Feng take a shower first, she happily clicked on the next issue and continued watching the variety show with gusto. (End of chapter)