Chapter 63 [Extra] Valentine’s Day Special
one.
Xie Shuyan, a single, insisted on dragging Xu Zhiyan out to play.
The two were walking side by side on the street, and to outsiders they looked like a young couple.
Wait...does this scene sound familiar?
Xu Zhiyan/Xie Shuyan: "Author, come out!"
Little Ida (heat hot water to soak wolfberry): "What's wrong?"
Xu Zhiyan/Xie Shuyan (pointing at each other with disgust): "Last year, it was me and her/him in the Chinese Valentine's Day small theater. Why is it still just the two of us this year?"
Little Ida: "What, you don't accept it?"
Little Ida: "I don't want to accept it and hold it in."
Xu Zhiyan/Xie Shuyan: "..."
You are three-dimensional and amazing.
Is this a dimensionality reduction attack? Love it, love it.
Little Ida: "Let's do it again, this time we must go through it all!"
Ka——
"Action!"
Xie Shuyan, a single, insisted on dragging Xu Zhiyan out to play.
The two were walking side by side on the street, and to outsiders they looked like a young couple.
Xie Shuyan: Xu Zhiyan?
Xu Zhiyan (holding a piece of dogtail grass in his mouth): Why are you calling me brother?
Xie Shuyan: Do you know what characteristics a scumbag has?
Xu Zhiyan: Come and listen.
Xie Shuyan: 1: I like to call myself brother.
Xu Zhiyan:...?
Xie Shuyan: 2: I like to hold a piece of dogtail grass in my mouth. Xu Zhiyan silently threw away the grass.
Xie Shuyan: 3: Loves littering
Xu Zhiyan: ...You are targeting me, right?
Xie Shuyan: 4: Easily become angry from shame.
Xu Zhiyan (unbearable): OK, OK, OK, I'm a scumbag...but have you ever thought that I'm still a single guy? It's really unfair for me to be a scumbag.
Speaking of this, the two of them looked at a certain author at the same time.
Xu Zhiyan: Author, you have been updating this book for so long, and none of us are single... Can you reflect on it?
Little Ida (with a confident look on his face): The motherland has not yet been reunified, how can children love each other?
Is it okay for young people to have some awareness?
two.
The relationship has just been established:
Lin Yan accidentally bumped into a tree while walking.
Lu Chenyu (looking nervous): How is it? Does it hurt? Were there any injuries? You must watch the road carefully from now on!
After confirming the relationship for a long, long, long time:
Lin Yan accidentally bumped into a tree while walking.
Lu Chenyu (watching the show): Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...
Lin Yan: "?"
Lin Yan: "You must have been taken over by Lu Xingye!"
three.
Everyone: Author, have you ever been in love?
Little Ida: No, I have been single since birth.
Little Ida: I am usually the one who advises my friends when they are in love.
Everyone: Then why don’t you fall in love?
Little Ida: As we all know, military advisors do not need to go to the battlefield.
Crowd: 6
Please watch: "A Thousand Reasons to Be Single"
(End of chapter)