Jiang Zhuozhuo remembered reading a popular science article before, saying that when the weather gets hot in summer, peacocks may shed their feathers, just like people take off their clothes when they get hot. When winter comes, the feathers will grow back.
It can be seen that peacock feathers are renewable resources, and it is not a problem at all to lose the feathers in a year. Sometimes I feel that the light of my tail feathers is a bit dim, which is not conducive to attracting females. They will also shed their unsightly hair and wait for new ones to grow!
That's right, these male peacocks actually do such a thing in order to get a chance to court a mate!
There was once a report about parrots. It was about a female parrot squatting in a tree hole, being fed by seven male parrots, and taking turns having sex with them. But experts conducted a paternity test on their offspring and found that all of its children belonged to the parrot with the best appearance.
Look, the male competition among birds is so fierce. Even if a male who doesn't know how to dress up is lucky enough to become a female bird (due to his excellent hunting ability), he may not have the chance to produce offspring with her.
Through this knowledge about birds (obtained from various marketing accounts), Jiang Zhuozhuo is sure of one thing: peacocks definitely shed their feathers! There is absolutely no problem in having peacock feathers painlessly!
She couldn't do such a thing as forcefully plucking someone's hair, but if she only collected the feathers that the other person had fallen off, Jiang Zhuozhuo felt that she could still think about it.
Wilder, who clearly heard what Jiang Zhuozhuo was muttering: "..."
Sure enough, it's just a little round bird that hasn't grown up yet. I thought you wanted to see me open my tail, but it turns out you just coveted my feathers!
Wilder was about to chat with Jiang Zhuozhuo again when he felt a line of sight on the mast staring at him.
He raised his head and looked over, only to see an old woodpecker with an unfriendly face squatting on it and looking straight at him.
His eyes were even more unfriendly than his face.
Who is it but Lao Lu who flies above to blow the sea breeze?
Wilder: .
Why did Lu Airi, who used to be so indifferent to everyone, become like an old father protecting his cubs so quickly when he came to Jiang Zhuozhuo's side?
Looking back again, I saw that the little round bird next to me had lay down on the cushion brought by the maid at some point. The whole bird was sleeping soundly while bathing in the warm winter sunshine.
...I feel a little sleepy looking at it.
Wilder smiled, grabbed the small blanket next to him and covered the little round bird, looking quite gentle and considerate.
Lao Lu continued to stare at Wilder with his death gaze.
This male bird has a very familiar temperament, much like... his mate and his daughter.
Originally, it would be difficult for a male bird to woo a female bird, but Wilder came from a high family and was famous for spending money like water. Many female birds were willing to spend the night with him.
Lao Lu felt very disgusted with this kind of playboy. Even though he has a philandering spouse and a philandering daughter, his ideas are still very traditional and he always believes that love and marriage should be devoted to one another.
When his spouse refused to marry him, he felt like the sky was falling.
The buildings he designed during that time are still a popular adventure destination for many young people.
The little explorers all said that it smelled of despair and death, which was very to their liking.
In this regard, Lao Lu said that he did not quite understand what these young people were thinking.
As she got older, Lao Lu gradually began to think about it. For her spouse, marriage meant being constrained. She didn't like being constrained, so she chose freedom. It's not that they never truly loved each other, it's just that they separated because of their differences in ideas.
As for his daughter's philandering, hey, can that be called philandering? That’s called choosing your future spouse carefully!
Instead of resenting his daughter for breaking up with them, those male birds should reflect on whether they are not good enough and whether they are not good enough to their daughter!
People have such double standards.
Since he followed Jiang Zhuozhuo to Fertile Province and ate so many delicious food from Jiang Zhuozhuo, he had to be careful whether these male birds with ulterior motives would bully her because she was young and coax her to deceive her.
There was no way, this little round bird didn't really seem to understand the sinister nature of people's hearts, and it wasn't like his daughter who could wander among the many male birds.
She must be on guard against the scumbags who might deceive her feelings!
I have never seen the Seventh Princess being deceived so miserably even though she is such an old person?
Jiang Zhuozhuo didn't think much about it and just thought that Wilder was a very wealthy investor.
What's her name? This is called not only earning foreign exchange, but also preliminary negotiations with people to attract investment!
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In the evening, Jiang Zhuozhuo ate chestnut cake as he wished, paired with the black tea abundant in Liberty City, everything was just right!
What surprised her even more was that Wilder also built a study on the ship, which contained the most popular books, newspapers and magazines in the imperial capital.
There are also many books in the study room in her castle, but they are all reference books, such as "Encyclopedia of Imperial Laws" and "Illustrated Encyclopedia of Imperial Plants".
When Maine lectures her, he always quotes a few imperial laws, always feeling like he is hinting at her not to commit adultery.
It really makes no sense at all. Is she that kind of person?
People can't indulge in studying every day. Jiang Zhuozhuo still likes to read more popular works. For example, there is a row of "Sun Weekly" on Wilder's bookshelf, which is very suitable for her to read.
Look at this name, it sounds very positive!
The content is also very colorful. The latest hot news is "Why did Knight Hetlinger leave the imperial capital in despair?" Revealing the latest and most explosive royal romances for you.
This content occupies a whole page, and the illustrations above show the loss and pain of this Hetlinger knight from all angles!
Jiang Zhuozhuo watched with relish.
This knight with a very long name (too long to remember) is quite suitable for a mannequin in terms of body shape and facial features. Even with such a simple drawing and rough printing, it can be seen that his whole person is very suitable for various types of models. golden ratio.
Wilder:?
This little round bird is so young, why doesn't he read other books and newspapers, but only reads "Sun Weekly", a notoriously fabricated gossip newspaper?
Wilder looked over and saw Jiang Zhuozhuo repeatedly looking at the portrait of Knight Heitlinger.
There was silence.
Probably sensing Wilder's gaze, Jiang Zhuozhuo turned to him and sighed: "I really want to get to know him..."
Wilder felt a little uncomfortable. Even if the girls in the imperial capital liked to see this guy, why did the little round bird in front of him, who didn't even have all his hair, also fall in love with him?
He said: "This guy is the best of this generation in the Heitlinger family. Everyone says that he will definitely become the chief knight of the imperial capital in the future."
"Do you know the Heitlinger family?"
Jiang Zhuozhuo shook his head repeatedly.
This name is too long, I can’t remember it!
In fact, Main once tried to explain to her the situation of various families in the imperial capital. Later, because she would fall asleep after listening to it for ten minutes every time, she had to temporarily kick this part of the general education class out of the mainland.
Wait until you really need it and she is willing to listen.
Anyway, they won't be returning to the imperial capital for a while.
Wilder said: "The Heitlinger family is a family that has been passed down for thousands of years. Most of the young people in their family are extremely talented. Any one of them can be regarded as the proud son of heaven that everyone admires."
"During the heyday of the Heitlinger family, not only the chief royal knight came from their family, but also the commanders of the four imperial guards were from their family." "In history, there were two royal husbands from their family, and one was from their family. The prophet predicted that that guy would also marry a princess——"
Jiang Zhuozhuo nodded, understanding.
To put it bluntly, this is a powerful family that has been trusted by the royal family for thousands of years and can safely leave the security of the imperial capital to their family.
Jiang Zhuozhuo asked curiously: "Are the two imperial husbands close to each other in history? Wouldn't they be consanguineous and get married?"
"Although the combination of two powerful families may give birth to better children, if the two families continue to marry, they may also inherit the hidden flaws of both parties!"
Wilder:?
What's going on with this little round bird? Why is her focus so weird? !
Wilder recalled the historical general knowledge he had learned and said: "It's quite far away, and the Heitlinger family has a lot of branches. Even if they are both named Heitlinger, they may not be closely related."
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According to the characteristics of their bird family, no matter which family the female bird mates with, the race of the baby birds born will follow the mother's family.
When they choose a spouse, they usually choose a certain excellent quality in the other person and want to give their children the same talent.
Therefore, the Heitlinger family still incorporates many excellent features.
Of course, occasionally, as Jiang Zhuozhuo said, a child happens to inherit the defects of both parents...
For this kind of children, parents usually raise them in a fool's errand and then kick them out to live alone: you are an adult and it's time to take responsibility for your own child!
Some families with big businesses will also divide some of the property for such children, and then equip the child with a group of talents who can help her manage it.
The utmost benevolence!
Sounds familiar, right?
That's right, Jiang Zhuozhuo was treated like this!
Wilder said: "Aren't you curious about who the princess in the prophecy is?"
Jiang Zhuozhuo looked at Wilder with a look like "Are you a fool?" and raised the "Sun Weekly" in his hand towards him.
The scandal and gossip between this genius knight and the eighth princess were described in such a large space, did she still need to guess? !
Wild raised his eyebrows slightly and said with a smile: "The prophet only said that he would marry the princess who broke out of his shell in the same year as him, but have you forgotten? There are more than eight princesses who broke out of his shell in the same year."
Jiang Zhuozhuo was stunned.
That's right. She and the Eighth Princess broke out of their shells in the same year, but one was at the beginning of the year and the other was at the end of the year.
So her high-profile sister was eighth, and she was ninth.
It's just that after breaking out of her shell, she has been eating and sleeping in the form of a baby bird that cannot transform into a human being. She is completely a stupid bird that cannot sense all the conditions in the outside world.
Her eighth sister has already become a hot candidate for the throne, and she doesn't know anything yet!
Wilder said: "How about it? Do you want me to find an opportunity to introduce this guy to you? Maybe you and him are the destined couple."
Jiang Zhuozhuo said: "They have a bright future, how can they come to us?"
Although she didn't want to use her brain, she didn't think her conditions could allow her to recruit such an incredible talent.
To use a honey trap as Wilder said, "We should be a couple"?
Why don't you first find out whether she is a beauty or not?
In their bird family, males are generally more beautiful, right?
Wilder said: "Didn't you just say you wanted to get to know this guy?"
Jiang Zhuozhuo said: "You started introducing the Heitlinger family before I finished speaking. What I said is that I really want to get to know this artist from "Sun Weekly". She is so good at painting human bodies. She can make portraits with just a few strokes." The painting is lifelike.”
"If I have the chance to go to the imperial capital, I must visit her!"
Wilder:? ? ? ? ?
You've been looking at it for so long, but what you're thinking is that the painter is really great?
It turns out to be a baby bird that doesn't even have all its fur!
Wilder recommended several picture albums to Jiang Zhuozhuo, meaning that she should eat something good.
"Who of the truly talented painters would choose to work for a third-rate tabloid like Sun Weekly? You have to go to Pravda."
bite!
Capture the keyword "Pravda"!
Jiang Zhuozhuo couldn't help but start to raise the corners of his mouth.
Wilder glanced at her and asked, "What's that expression on your face?"
Jiang Zhuozhuo said: "No, I just suddenly thought of something funny."
Such as the very immoral Soviet joke.
"Pravda" is a frequent reader in it. For example, there is a joke like this: Alexander, Caesar, and Napoleon were invited to participate in the Red Square military parade. Alexander sighed: "If I had Soviet tanks, I would be invincible!" Caesar said : "If I had Soviet planes, I would conquer the whole world!" Napoleon said: "If I had "Pravda", the world would not know about Waterloo now!"
This shows what kind of reputation the original "Pravda" had.
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I don’t know what kind of newspaper the Pravda here is.
With such curiosity, Jiang Zhuozhuo went to pick up the latest copy of Pravda and flipped through it. He was shocked to find that it was full of political trends, business trends, and various celebrity articles and biographies.
The portraits above are all sitting upright like ID photos, and there is absolutely no inappropriate element.
Jiang Zhuozhuo:.
It is not at all in line with the preferences of the broad masses of the people!
I, Jiang Zhuozhuo, declare on behalf of the broad masses of the people that I don’t want to see you!
Wilder watched helplessly as Jiang Zhuozhuo opened a few pages of "Pravda" and casually glanced at it before falling back into the arms of "Sun Weekly".
...The dislike for their "Pravda" is not hidden at all!
(End of chapter)
The author said: Damn it, I went to work today with my computer (x) and finished writing before five o'clock, but it took so long for Jinjiang to collapse! !
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Note:
① "Pravda" jokes: From Soviet jokes, this series of jokes is really wicked (so funny), if you are interested, you can enjoy it hhh
②Parrots only give birth to handsome parrot children: I forgot where I saw it, but it’s news anyway