Cheng Yu suddenly recalled that when he was a child, he was beaten mostly because of his bad mouth.
To avoid a quarrel, he reached out to his old father: "Dad, give me the car keys. I'll go out."
Dad Cheng smiled, took out the car key and handed it to Cheng Yu happily: "Friendly reminder, this is also included in the 'any conditions' range. After giving you the car key, you have to go back to school."
Cheng Yu: "?"
He knew that his father, a businessman, would not do any business at a loss.
Cheng Yu said expressionlessly: "No, I won't talk to you again until I retire."
Dad Cheng: "?"
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We have agreed to go to Grandma Cheng Yu’s house to celebrate the New Year this year. Grandma Cheng Yu’s family is in the countryside and has a farmhouse. The place is big and all the relatives will go there this year.
There are so many people and it’s lively.
The day before New Year's Eve, all the relatives gathered at grandma's house. When many young people saw Cheng Yu, their eyes were filled with excitement and admiration. They pulled Cheng Yu to ask questions, full of curiosity about professional e-sports players.
"Brother Yu, is Captain Shen usually aggressive at the club?"
“Isn’t Captain Shen’s commanding voice particularly domineering during the game?”
"I heard that Captain Shen was telling the truth at the club. Is he true or false? Is he more handsome in person? Brother Yu, can you get me an autographed photo?"
Cheng Yu smiled and answered everyone's questions one by one, with happiness written all over his face.
If you want to ask about Shen Zheng, go to his Weibo and ask!
Is it appropriate for you to look at me with admiration as I open my mouth to be Shen Zheng?
Cheng Yu thought he was going to become a little star among his peers, but as soon as he opened his mouth, Team Shen was all Team Shen, and eleven of the ten questions were about Shen Zheng.
He took out his phone and clicked on the dialog box with Shen Zheng. The only content of the chat was the red envelopes sent by Shen Zheng to Cheng Yu, worth two yuan each.
Cheng Yu: "Send me a selfie."
After a pause, he added: "There is no need to give the money."
About ten minutes later, Cheng Yu's phone vibrated wildly.
The message prompted that Shen Zheng sent [picture].
Cheng Yu clicked on it, and a series of photos flooded the screen.
The first picture shows Shen Zheng lying on the bed and just getting up. He puts his hand on his forehead to cover half of his eyes, looking groggy.
The second picture shows Shen Zheng getting up and sitting down to take a picture of Cheng Yu. His hair is disheveled and his eyes are lazy, like a puppy full of energy to wake up.
The third picture shows Shen Zheng brushing his teeth...
Until the seventh picture, Shen Zheng put on his regular clothes and sat in the car, returning to his usual handsome appearance, calm and a little cold.
Shen Zheng: "Two yuan."
Cheng Yu: "?"
He immediately became furious and sent a voice message: "Who said I want you to use the photo to pay off the debt! My relatives want to see it, my relatives want it, not me, I am at my grandma's house!!"
He added another photo of relatives gathering together, chatting and eating snacks.
Shen Zheng also responded with a ten-second voice message. The first nine seconds were blank, and in the last second he said: "Oh."
Look at this person. He doesn't pay off the money he owes in one lump sum. He insists on dragging it out. He still breathes heavily when talking and wastes other people's time. How good is this person? Why do so many people like him?
Cheng Yu muttered in his heart while saving Shen Zheng's photo in his locked album.
"Brother Yu, are you chatting with Captain Shen?" Cheng Yu's cousin handed Cheng Yu a bag of crispy noodles and asked, "Can I have a photo of him?"
Cheng Yu took the crispy noodles, put away his phone and said, "He probably didn't get up at this time, so he couldn't send photos."
"Okay." The cousin was disappointed, stretched out his hand, and simply took the noodles back.
Cheng Yu: "..." It's day.
After lunch, the men in the family will go fishing in the back lake, and the women will set up the mahjong table. Whoever loses more will wash the vegetables in the evening.
Cheng Yu was bored, and the cat was playing with his mobile phone on the sofa in the house.
"Brother Yu, look at me, look at me!" Cheng Yu's cousin called him at the door, holding up his mobile phone.
Cheng Yu turned his head and found that his cousin was broadcasting live. He raised his hand and waved to the camera.
Cousin: "This is Yuhuo's new mid laner, Cheng Yu, who is also my cousin, a genius! Mid laner!"
Cheng Yu's heart felt hot! Finally, I finally have someone who admires me, you. My cousin put down his cell phone: "It would be great if I could also take a short video of Captain Shen. It would gain a lot of followers."
Cheng Yu's heart felt cold again.
My cousin sat next to Cheng Yu happily: "Brother Yu, what are you playing at? Take me with you."
Cheng Yu: "Who are you?"
Cheng Yu took his cousin to play two rounds of mobile games. The cousin found it boring and went outside to record short videos.
Cheng Yu pulled out WeChat, thought for a while, and said to Shen Zheng: "My cousin wants you to record a short video to increase his followers."
Ten minutes later, Cheng Yu received the video.
In the video, Shen Zheng was sitting by the window of a milk tea shop, and he recorded a piece of the most popular finger dance.
Looking at his flexible and slender fingers, Cheng Yu's Adam's apple rolled up and down involuntarily.
Download and save, complete in one go.
He tried to imitate Shen Zheng and record one, but he couldn't explain why. Everyone was playing e-sports, they were all C-level, and they were all geniuses. Why were his fingers disobedient?
Like ten pieces of wood rubbing against each other.
Cheng Yu: "My cousin said that your video is not good because I am not in the photo, so there is no need."
Shen Zheng: "Oh."
Cheng Yu watched Shen Zheng's video a few more times, and the more he watched, the more something seemed wrong.
No, who owns the pink bag next to him? It can't be his own, right?
Going out with someone else? Pink bag, girl? A high school girl you have a crush on?
Damn it! ? ? Sister-in-law of the Void Team! !
Cheng Yu and Shuangyou were petrified while holding the mobile phone.
Is this, have you succeeded?
He took back the phone with a stiff arm, typed to delete, typed and deleted again. After struggling for about ten seconds, he sent a sentence: "Didn't you visit any relatives during the Chinese New Year?"
Shen Zheng: "No, it's nice to celebrate the New Year in Shencheng and go shopping. [Picture]"
It's a photo of a mall, a floor dedicated to women's clothing.
Cheng Yu bit his nails: "You want women's clothing? Fan benefits?"
Shen Zheng: "No, I came with someone."
Cheng Yu almost crushed his cell phone to pieces. You should make it clear who he went with!
Cheng Yu: "Oh, then... let me give you some advice? After all, your vision is quite rubbish."
He typed quickly and added: "I won't charge you any money."
Shen Zheng's reply lasted three seconds.
He had a nice chuckle and a gentle 'good' word.
Oh, man, he is indeed in love, and his words have become like a girl, and he has no future at all, bah!
Shen Zheng sent a photo, in which he thought a beautiful girl was trying on a bright orange coat, looking youthful and energetic.
Cheng Yu squinted his eyes and enlarged the photo to take a closer look, wishing he could use a microscope to look at it.
She has long black hair, a thin figure, and long legs. According to the comparison on the shelf next to her, she is nearly 170cm tall. She is a standard beauty.
Cheng Yu concluded: This girl was blinded by Shen Zheng for nothing!
After two minutes, Shen Zheng asked: "Do you see clearly? Do my cousin's new clothes look good?"
Cheng Yu looked at this sentence, as if he had just been digging into his 'cousin's figure and appearance like an archaeologist and Shen Zheng had read it all over. His heart was beating wildly, his face was hot, and his ears were... The crotch also itched terribly.
Then, Shen Zheng said: "My cousin is your fan and wants your photos and short videos. Please send them. Thank you."
(End of chapter)