Cheng Yu stood up and opened the door. Shen Zheng was connecting the game controller in the living room. He raised his eyes, waved the controller to Cheng Yu, and patted the place next to him.
The morning sunlight jumped into the room, fell on the tips of his hair, and extended along the tips of his hair to the floor, drawing a bright and clear line.
"Cheng Yu." Just like when he was a child, he remembered the cheerful music of the game in the living room. He sat cross-legged on the carpet and urged Cheng Yu again, "Come quickly."
When Cheng Yu was unhappy when he was a child, Shen Zheng would bring a game console to Cheng Yu.
At that time, Cheng Yu's family was very strict and would not buy him a game console, so Shen Zheng brought it over and shared it with him. The two children played all day long, and the room was full of their laughter.
Later, Cheng's mother wanted to buy a game console for Cheng Yu, but Cheng Yu didn't want it. She said she bought it for him, so Brother Shen Zheng stopped coming to play with him.
When playing games, Cheng Yu used many tricks when he was a child. Once Cheng Yu got angry, and Shen Zheng deliberately let him win. He was very happy, and then he started to play tricks and deliberately find trouble to make him angry. , Shen Zheng would be fooled every time.
Suddenly recalling the past, Cheng Yu realized that the little tricks he used to be complacent when he was a child seemed childish to Shen Zheng. In fact, he had seen through it a long time ago, but he just didn't expose it.
Why do you suddenly want to understand this?
Cheng Yu leaned against the bedroom door and rubbed his eyes and said, "Don't rush me, just come."
He wandered to the bathroom and took a shower, feeling agitated for no reason.
It wasn't because of the fact that his illness was made public in the morning, nor because of Shen Zheng, it was all trivial matters.
For example: why is the shower gel not as fragrant as before, the toothpaste is not as minty as yesterday, and when did the shampoo contain ginger? Is it appropriate for him to look at Chen Zheng with a head full of ginger?
After all, Shen Zheng was a competitor to him, he was just a side dish, what a price drop.
For this reason, Cheng Yu rinsed the foam on his head several times and almost took off his scalp, rubbed it hard and then put it back.
After making sure that there was no ginger smell left in his hair, Cheng Yu dried his hair and went out.
However, while the three of them were sitting together enjoying breakfast at the dining table outside, he seemed like a visitor.
When Shen Zheng turned to look at him, he clearly felt that Shen Zheng's eyes were asking him: "You're celebrating the New Year and you're here empty-handed?"
"Don't you call me when you're eating?" Cheng Yu decided to take the initiative.
"I thought you swam away along the bathroom sewer." Cheng's father pointed to the kitchen, "Get your own bowl."
Sitting next to Shen Zheng, Cheng Yu took a sip of porridge, frowned and asked, "Is there ginger in the porridge?"
Cheng’s mother: “No, have you eaten ginger?”
Cheng Yu: "No, I smelled it. Didn't you smell it?"
The other three people sniffed carefully: "No."
Cheng Yu was completely relieved: "Oh, maybe my nose didn't work well when I woke up in the morning."
On the side, Shen Zheng laughed and continued to drink porridge.
"What are you laughing at?" Cheng Yu scratched his hair uncertainly, "You are so happy eating rice?"
Shen Zheng didn't reply and ate breakfast in silence.
After breakfast, Cheng’s mother asked the little sisters to go shopping, and Cheng’s father wanted to visit an old classmate.
There are only two of them left at home.
Cheng Yu sat on the carpet next to Shen Zheng, took the handle from him, and heard him say: "The shower gel smells very good."
"Ah?" Cheng Yu didn't react for a moment, so he asked the back of his hand, wondering if this bitch was teasing me on purpose?
"What does it smell like?" he asked.
"Little sweet orange." Shen Zheng put his hand on Cheng Yu's side and leaned forward, with the tip of his nose near his ear. "It's very sweet."
His voice was soft, and the weak air flow hit Cheng Yu's ears.
I don't know if it was because of his breath or his voice that Cheng Yu's ears were itching.
"Just keep talking, why are you so close?" Cheng Yu pushed him away and stared at the TV to choose a character, "Hurry up and choose, I can't wait to kill you."
The two of them were playing the fighting game in full swing. Cheng Yu was so loud that his mouth was dry. He put down the controller and stood up: "What should you drink?"
"Orange flavored." Shen Zheng replied, "Anyone is fine."
Cheng Yu: "...Ouch."
Opening the refrigerator door, Cheng Yu couldn't find an orange-flavored drink, so he simply took two bottles of Coke. He turned back to look at Shen Zheng, who was choosing a game.
Picking up his collar, Cheng Yu buried his head and took a deep breath.
Is it sweet? It seems to be a bit, maybe, it doesn’t smell bad, right?
Turning around again, he met Shen Zheng's smiling eyes.
Cheng Yu's hand holding his collar went numb instantly. He opened his mouth, and it took him a long time to spit out: "No, it doesn't have orange flavor. Can Coke be okay?"
"Okay." Shen Zheng said, "Would you like to try the new pirate game?"
"Ang." After closing the refrigerator door, Cheng Yu returned to sit beside him hand and foot, "Okay."
Cheng Yu didn't understand the rules of the island game at all.
Didn't he see the action just now?
If you saw it, you wouldn’t think that I was smelling myself, would you?
I just got hot and picked up my collar to wipe the sweat from the tip of my nose. This is normal, isn’t it often the case when playing golf?
"Don't move."
Shen Zheng suddenly covered Cheng Yu's hand.
Cheng Yu squeezed the handle and couldn't move his toes, let alone his fingers.
"The pirates are here." Shen Zheng lowered his voice, tilted his head and said close to Cheng Yu, "Look, they also captured Mrs. Yazhai."
On the screen, their small cargo ship with the look of a pirate ship swung past not far away. Shen Zheng turned off all the lights on the ship. The two of them were hiding on the deck after get off work, looking out through a small gap.
"Where is Mrs. Yazhai?" Cheng Yu's throat was dry and he picked up a Coke with his free hand to drink.
"There is a palace dress hanging on the bow of the ship." Shen Zheng took out a telescope to zoom in, "Look."
Sure enough, on the bow of the pirate ship, a gray-green palace dress fluttered in the wind.
"A bit like your pajamas." Shen Zheng looked at Cheng Yu, "The color is the same."
Cheng Yu also took advantage of the situation and looked down at himself.
"It probably smells like orange too." Shen Zheng let go of Cheng Yu's hand, "The pirates are gone."
Cheng Yu's face turned red. The thief had indeed seen it!
The fingertips holding the handle were numb and hot. His eyes fell on the fingers and he forgot which one was used for walking.
"Cheng Yu?" Seeing that no one in the game was moving, Shen Zheng returned to the small corner below the deck and asked, "What's wrong?"
"The handle seems to be hard to use." Cheng Yu propped up his knees and stood up quickly, "I'm going to find mine. Your crap is old."
He quickly returned to the bedroom and slammed the door, his heart beating uncontrollably.
Covering his chest, Cheng Yu hit the back of his head on the door panel.
He was calm and collected, which was a normal behavior between brothers. Yan Shu also held Lingling's hand to control the mouse, but he didn't see anything wrong with Lingling.
He is a person who has seen the big world and cannot be upset just because of Shen Zheng's small actions.
After calming down, he went to the bathroom again and made sure his ears and neck were no longer red before going out.
"It works." Shen Zheng raised the controller that Cheng Yu used just now and said, "I tried it."
"Yeah, maybe it got stuck just now." Cheng Yu took the controller and deliberately sat apart from Shen Zheng, "Where have you been playing?"
"There is an island in front of us. We can go up there and look for supplies." Shen Zheng moved his buttocks and came closer to Cheng Yu, "The sun is coming, it's too sunny over there." Please close the curtains!
Cheng Yu's mouth tightened, and he stayed silent and focused on playing the game. No matter what Shen Zheng said, he only said 'um' and 'no'.
System prompts are displayed in the lower right corner.
"You pick up discarded beer bottles."
"You picked up wood*99"
The character Cheng Yu can no longer walk.
"What for?" Cheng Yu opened his backpack and threw away the wood, "Why do you give me this?"
Items are picked up automatically in the game. If you want to trade them to teammates, just throw them at their feet.
The character's backpack is limited and carries weight. If there are too many items, the character will be unable to walk.
"Wait for me." Shen Zheng caught up, "There are wild beasts on the island, be careful."
"I can beat him." Cheng Yu still didn't wait for Shen Zheng, "I'm not as good as you."
As soon as he finished speaking, a gorilla suddenly jumped out in front of Cheng Yu, who was the island's mini-boss.
According to the equipment and materials Cheng Yu currently has, it is not enough to challenge this little boss, but he just praised Haikou to Shen Zheng. Wouldn't it be embarrassing if he ran away like this.
There was no other way, so he took out the weapon from his bag: a stone tied to a stick.
An extremely ancient weapon with little damage.
Cheng Yu: "..." Isn't this dead?
Cheng Yu held an ancient spear and rushed forward. He stabbed the gorilla in the leg and looked up to see the gorilla's blood volume.
That is to say, the level of blood loss cannot be seen.
Cheng Yu: "..." Damn, I wouldn't have blown it if I had known better.
‘Whoosh’, a small stone flew out and hit the gorilla’s arm, and the hatred was transferred instantly.
Cheng Yu: "Is this reasonable? After all, I am using a weapon, but your stones do more damage than me?"
"Together," Shen Zheng said, "the terrain on the island is complex and there are many trees, so we can get a position."
Cheng Yu: "You have to say it."
The two of them took care of the gorilla together, retreating and fighting at the same time, making the gorilla hate each other, but neither of them was injured for the time being.
The damage was too low. It would probably take an hour to kill the gorilla.
It was too tiring to fight like this. Cheng Yu wanted to say that he would fight next time, but...
Face is a good thing and he can't lose it.
Originally, he wanted to grind it out until Shen Zheng spoke.
As a result, Shen Zheng didn't say a word, just slapped him without blinking.
As long as I don't say that I am miserable, no one will know that I am miserable.
Twenty minutes later, finally, Cheng Yu's weapons were all damaged and could no longer be used.
His eyes almost filled with tears, and his fingers were about to break: "Ahem, Shen Zheng, I have no weapons. You hold on for a while, and I will make one."
"You picked up a spear."
"You pick up your bow and arrow."
"You picked up the arrow*32"
"I have it here." Shen Zheng said, "I'll give it all to you. You fight first, and I'll make some more."
Cheng Yu: "?" You are a fucking dog!
It's really a bad day, the cows are blown away and the water is thrown out.
Cheng Yu gritted his teeth and said: "You stand back, the garbage is only used as logistics, wait until I kill this orangutan and feed it to you."
"Okay." Shen Zheng said slowly, "I just want to take a break and grill a fish to recover my strength."
Cheng Yu: "..." If you come to my house again to eat, I will kill you.
Forty minutes later, the gorilla's blood was still 20%, and Cheng Yu never wanted to touch the handle again in his life.
Ever since Cheng Yu said that Shen Zheng would be the logistics person, Shen Zheng had been working as the logistics person seriously, grilling fish, fetching water, and making some weapons and throwing them to Cheng Yu to keep him busy.
Cheng Yu hated it, but there was nothing he could do.
"Why shouldn't we be pirates?" Cheng Yu could no longer feel the presence of his fingers. It was all about muscle memory. "Why don't we also rob others? Why are we being robbed after working so hard?"< br>
Shen Zheng threw him a grilled fish: "That's okay, I'll study it."
Now that's good, he didn't even take the exam anymore, so he took his mobile phone and went to Baidu.
Still behind, the weapon given by Shen Zheng was reliable and had high damage. Cheng Yu finally knocked out the gorilla's last HP after twenty minutes.
"Fuck..." Cheng Yu let go and lay on his back on the carpet, "Who the hell invented this game?"
"We can be pirates." Shen Zheng finished Baidu, picked up the handle and said, "Just hang up the pirate flag."
Cheng Yu sat up again and watched as Shen Zheng picked up all the equipment that the gorilla had exploded.
Nothing was left for him.
Cheng Yu: "You take it all for yourself?"
Shen Zheng: "I'm going to make the Jolly Roger, and I need to provide you with the materials. Can you do it?"
Cheng Yu: "Forget it, I don't care about the logistics. Is there any grilled fish?"
Shen Zheng: "Yes."
"You pick up grilled fish*50"
Cheng Yu: "Have you gone to sea?"
Opening his backpack, Cheng Yu didn't have any good things except 50 grilled fishes. He even took out wooden boards to hunt orangutans. What was the result? Became a day laborer.
Forget it, just leave it to him, who will let him do it?
While Cheng Yu was resting, Shen Zheng sat on the pirate flag and hung it on their boat. The hull changed from the original template color to black, and the sails also turned to completely black, which looked pretty cool.
"Can you become a pirate?" Cheng Yu asked.
"Come up." Shen Zheng said, still one step away.
When Cheng Yu got on the boat, the decoration inside had changed, and the ornaments turned into bones and the like. It was quite real.
"You pick up the noble robe."
"Your teammate SZ invites you to be the boat presser. Do you accept it?"
"Huh?" Cheng Yu looked at the options on the interface, one accepted, one rejected, and his mind was confused.
"What do you mean?" he asked, "I am a male character."
"The necessary process to become a pirate." Shen Zheng turned his face and said with great seriousness, "We need to have a shipwreck lady. If you refuse, we can no longer be pirates."
"This..." Cheng Yu blinked quickly, "What bullshit setting?"
Shen Zheng: "Don't you think of pirates? This is just one step away. The noble robes were made by orangutans. If you don't wear them, the fight just now was in vain."
Cheng Yu's eyes widened: "Just explode this thing?"
Shen Zheng nodded: "Yes."
"Fuck..." Cheng Yu scratched his hair, "This is too unreasonable. How can I, a man, be the boat lady? How about you?"
"I made the Jolly Roger, I can only be a pirate." Shen Zheng patted him on the shoulder, "It's just a game anyway."
"Tsk..." Cheng Yu scratched his head and ears, dug his toes into the carpet, pressed the button for a while and said, "You are not allowed to tell others about this."
Shen Zheng smiled faintly and nodded back: "Well, I'll keep it a secret for you."
(End of chapter)
The author said: Please collect the column "Evidence of Crime". Thank you very much for liking it!
There is an extreme phenomenon in Lancheng.
People in the south of the city are graceful and elegant, while people in the north do all kinds of evil.
There is Min Chen in the south of the city, a selfless and selfless warden. Even if I make a mistake, the King of Heaven will have to stand before him for trial.
There was Yu Shao in the north of the city. He touched everything from the treasures in the treasury to the hens raised at home. Criminal laws were all targets in his eyes.
Yu Shao is a thorn in Min Chen's side, a thorn in his flesh, and the only stain on his career.
For three years, every time Min Chen rushed to the scene of a crime, he could only catch clues of Yu Shao's escape.
It wasn't until New Year's Eve of the fourth year that Min Chen finally met Yu Shao in prison.
The light in the prison was dim, Yu Shao was wearing shackles and covered in blood.
"If I had known that the warden was like this," Yu Shao looked at Min Chen unscrupulously, blinked the blood on his eyelashes, and smiled playfully, "I would have captured him earlier."
On the day of Yu Shao's execution, the whole country celebrated, but what awaited them was jaw-dropping news.
The warden, who never made a mistake, actually let Yu Shao escape.
Even more frightening is that the warden himself has also disappeared.
——
Everyone in the north of the city learned that Yu Shao had brought back a 'little daughter-in-law'. Every night in the bar, Yu Shao could be heard bragging about how the 'good wife' at home obeyed him and how she used countless tricks to attract him.
The people of Beicheng didn't see the 'good wife' trick, they only saw the babies in Yu Shao's arms getting more and more amazing, and they stuffed them all into their home.
In Yu Shao's kennel, Min Chen received a crown.
"How about it?" Yu Shao sat down in the chair, crossed his legs, and wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, "Isn't this good?"
Min Chen had no expression on his face, took a photo and uploaded it to the cloud, with the note: Crime Evidence 053, Ancient Crown.
Min Chen attacked, Yu Shao suffered.