Now that Dabao and Erbao knew about "equivalent exchange", Ye Fan stopped scolding them.
The next morning, Ye Fan woke up and called Dabao and Erbao.
The coolness of the morning was suitable for sleeping in the cage, so the brother and sister discussed with Ye Fan to sleep for another half hour.
Ye Fan asked: "I'm going to the market to buy the fish you caught last night, will you two go?"
The brother and sister immediately got up to find clothes and shoes, wash their faces and brush their teeth.
Ye Fan took them to the vegetable market and happened to meet Liu Guihua. Liu Guihua had always wanted to buy snakeheaded fish. Last night, she saw people fishing for fish in the village and heard that there were snakeheaded fish, so she decided to buy two, one for lunch and one for the evening.
Liu Guihua asked Dabao and Erbao: "Why are you two here?"
Dabao: "I'll help mom get the fish."
Erbao said like an adult: "I learned to buy vegetables from my mother, and from now on I will buy vegetables and cook."
Liu Guihua called her two treasures sensible, but when they got home, she scolded them for not only playing but eating, they were worse than two elementary school students.
Ye Fan was trying to save face for his children outside, but when he got home he asked, "Er Bao, will you help me kill the fish and wash the vegetables?"
"No, Mom, I want to learn Juntiquan from Dad. You said you can't do things like fishing for three days and drying nets for two days." After Erbao finished speaking, he went back to the house to find his father.
Geng Zhiye was cooking porridge in the house. When he heard Erbao's words, he thought Ye Fan didn't want to wash vegetables and kill fish, so he asked Erbao to wait a moment. He went to the pressure well and asked Ye Fan to get up and clean up.
Ye Fan mistakenly thought that Geng Zhiye felt sorry for Erbao, so he explained that Erbao was very good at talking in front of outsiders, but his true colors were revealed at home, so she said that just now.
The second baby who came out later was shocked: "Mom, are you kidding me?"
"You can pretend to be good in the market, but why don't your mother tease you at home?" Ye Fan asked.
Erbao was speechless: "...Mom, I can press water."
Geng Zhiye raised his hand and told her to stay away: "Go practice Tai Chi with your brother. Next time I will watch you wash vegetables and kill fish!"
Taking into account the hot weather at noon in summer, the passenger ship will advance the sailing time by one hour in the morning and push it back by one hour in the afternoon. At around seven o'clock, Ye Fan's family had dinner. Ye Fan told the two children that when they arrived at the vegetable market, they met citizens from outside the island. The older ones were called grandpa and grandma, and those who were similar in age to Political Commissar Liao and Zhuang Qiuyue were called uncle and aunt, and those who were younger than her and Geng Zhiye were The young ones call them brothers and sisters.
It’s not surprising that one gift can attract many people.
Since the items caught last night were so numerous and complicated that it was difficult to calculate, the director of the market asked the leader of the production team to lead the members to sell at the door of the market. When anyone asked, he said they were temporary workers in the market.
The team leader divided the stalls into ten stalls based on various kinds of fresh river shrimps, river crabs, grass carp, and crucian carp.
On Saturday morning, the team leader took a few people to the downtown vegetable market to inquire about vegetable prices. They found that farmers’ harvest season had nothing to do with the citizens. Fruits and vegetables were not cheap for the islanders. Today they decided to sell the cucumbers and vegetables they couldn’t finish. Pick a few baskets of tomatoes, beans and other items, and buy fresh fruits and vegetables from the river.
Although the river fresh food is only slightly cheaper than the downtown vegetable market, the citizens are very satisfied with buying a bag of vegetables and river fresh food for a few yuan. On the way back, they marveled at the islanders' generosity and good business skills.
At about four o'clock in the afternoon, another wave of citizens came. Dabao and Erbao were not afraid of the heat. When they saw citizens carrying bamboo baskets or cloth bags, they shouted "Grandpa and grandma".
The young lesbian who accompanied her grandmother asked them: "Are you also employees of the vegetable market?"
Dabao shook his head: "Volunteer help. Mom said we are volunteers." He took a washed cucumber from his small bag and broke it in half: "Sister, please eat cucumber."
Ye Fan was worried that her children would help others sell for one yuan and eat for three yuan, so she used the small packages her mother-in-law made for the two children to pack a lot of food and drink and asked them to take them to the vegetable market.
The lesbian who was teasing them suddenly felt embarrassed: "No, no need, I have it at home."
At about ten o'clock in the morning, the people buying vegetables left. Dabao came home and asked his mother if the people didn't grow vegetables. Ye Fan said that citizens’ homes have small yards, like his grandfather’s home, where many people live together and can only plant a little. Therefore, lesbian Dabaoxin has some at home, but not many, otherwise there is no need to buy them. Dabao stuffed it into her hand: "I still have many, many more."
Erbao took out a tomato with a bright red egg and gave it to the old grandpa in front of her. The old grandpa was immediately embarrassed to pick crabs in front of her, so he took a few of similar sizes and asked the crab seller how much they cost.
After this group of people left in the afternoon, Dabao Erbao completed his mission and left. The captain of the Shanxi brigade sighed: "Dabao Erbao is really not timid."
The director of the market came out with herbal tea: "Luoluo is generous, I don't know how Accountant Ye taught me."
The members of the Shanxi brigade couldn't help but be envious. A member of the commune said: "I asked my boss to come with me, but he said it was embarrassing. If you don't steal or rob, how can you be ashamed? When I get back, I will tell him that he is four or five years older than Erbao and is not as sensible as Erbao."< br>
However, the sensible Geng Dabao and Geng Erbao did not go home and turned a corner halfway.
The room was stuffy, so Ye Fan came out to wash his face with water. When he saw six o'clock on his watch, he went to find the two little ghosts who didn't know they were home.
Liao Miaomiao was enjoying the shade under the acacia tree facing the entrance of the alley. When she saw Ye Fan, she pointed to the northwest: "Are you looking for Dabao and Erbao? That way."
The days were long and the nights were short, and the summer sun was still shining brightly at five or six o'clock. Ye Fan thanked her, went back to the house, put on the hat that the fisherman had knitted for her, and headed northwest to look for the child.
When they reached the intersection leading to the vegetable market, they still couldn't find the two brats. Ye Fan was upset and took out a handkerchief to wipe the sweat from his face, saying to himself, don't let me find them, otherwise I won't give you two a meal of fried shredded pork with bamboo slices.
There was a bang, something exploded, Ye Fan was startled, and his intuition told her that it was related to the two brats of his family. Following the sound, he ran to the public toilet and smelled a stinking smell. He was wondering, did the public toilet smell good when she came to it at noon? Heavy. Ye Fan lowered his head and saw night fragrance scattered everywhere on the ground. He paused and wondered what happened to the people who cleaned the public toilets. They took away the feces in the public toilets and ignored the things outside the public toilets.
But at this moment, the children were careful. Ye Fan looked around and saw several children squatting on the ground with their heads in their hands, "Dabao, Erbao, what are you doing?"
The children squatting on the ground seemed to suddenly wake up. They looked up and saw the adults coming. As if they had seen a savior, they shouted in unison: "Accountant Ye!"
"Mom!" The eldest child and the second child ran over. Ye Fan stretched out his hands out of habit. When she saw clearly what was on the two children, he couldn't believe it: "Stop! Don't come over!"
Erbao's mouth was flat and she wanted to cry. She almost fainted from fright, but her mother actually didn't feel sorry for her at all.
Ye Fan asked his daughter before she dropped the golden beans: "What do you two have on you? Where did you get it?"
Dabao and Erbao looked at each other, opened their eyes wide and exclaimed: "Brother/sister, there is shit on you?!"
Other children ran over, took a closer look, and laughed. Dabao and Erbao were so angry that their faces turned red. They were about to tell them to shut up. When they turned around and saw that their bodies were stained and unclean, Dabao immediately said, "Don't laugh at me. You have them too."
The other children wanted to say, how is it possible? They looked down and saw that the poop was yellow, and they couldn't help but cry. Er Bao originally wanted to cry, but she couldn't help crying when she saw others crying. When Dabao saw that his sister was crying, he started to cry with his lips pursed, and blinking, Ye Fan could hear the cry of the child in his ears.
The people who ran over after hearing the noise hurriedly asked: "Accountant Ye, what happened?"
"Ye Fan, a person of your age still has the same knowledge as a child?" Liu Qing squeezed the people in front of her and shouted.
Liao Miaomiao retorted: "What nonsense are you talking about?!"
Liu Qing opened her mouth to curse back, but saw Zhuang Qiuyue behind Liao Miaomiao. Behind Zhuang Qiuyue were Wan Siqin and Liu Guihua. The crowd was overwhelming, so Liu Qing swallowed back the curse words, "Sister Zhuang, please take care of your daughter." , I didn’t say anything about her.”
At this time, Zhuang Qiuyue had no time to worry about Liao Miaomiao's wings becoming stiff. She couldn't help it: "Take care of yourself first. Open your mouth and grin. You can't understand anything - why is there so much shit on the ground?"
Ye Fan had a guess in his mind, but he still needed to be sure: "Dabao, cry later!"
The crying stopped suddenly, and Dabao couldn't help but hiccup because he was so anxious. Liu Guihua wanted to laugh: "Dabao, what's going on?"
Dabao pointed to his friend who was wiping tears not far away: "He threw a firecracker into the cesspit and it exploded. We don't know what happened."
Even though Ye Fan was mentally prepared, he still couldn't help but panic after hearing this. He couldn't imagine what it would be like if the cesspit was bigger and the firecrackers were more powerful. I'm afraid it's not just feces all over the place, but corpses.
Ye Fan really wanted to beat them back to his grandma's house: "You, you guys - really threw firecrackers into the manure pit?"
"He threw it, I, I was curious to see, but I didn't expect shit to be splashed all over me." Dabao said and wanted to cry again, "Mom, I will never watch the fun again."
Seeing Ye Fan's scary face, the little boy cried and said, "Accountant Ye, I was wrong, I didn't know——"
Ye Fan was so angry that he felt dizzy: "You must know that I will break your legs for your parents right now!"
None of the children dared to cry, including the eldest and second eldest children.
The faces of the fishermen who rushed over after hearing the commotion changed slightly - before, they could starve to death and had no time to care about their children. But now it is different. There are many ways out. Children have the opportunity to enter college and they also have the energy. She loved the child just because Ye Fan sounded unhappy.
Liu Qing caught a glimpse of this scene and said with a smile: "Who do you think you are? Are you from your family? You are so lenient!"
"Shut up!" Ye Fan glared at Liu Qing and said patiently to the little boy, "You guys should be lucky that the cesspit next to the public toilet is cleaned every day. If it were a septic tank built by the army, a firecracker would go down. If the septic tank blows up, you guys will lose your arms and legs too!”
Liao Miaomiao instinctively wanted to ask if it was so serious, but suddenly she thought of a book she had read a few years ago, which Ye Fan lent her. It not only taught about farming, growing fruit trees to feed livestock, but also taught about firearms and other science. " Accountant Ye didn't scare you. Dabao, Erbao -" looked at the other children, "and you, the weather is hot, and the cesspit is like a thermos filled with boiling water. If you put a firecracker in it, not only will the thermos explode, but the boiling water will also be hot. to you.”
Liu Qing: "You say so?"
Liao Miaomiao said "ignorance" and said to the fishermen, "If you don't believe me, go back and try. It's best to stay five or six meters away and wear a self-defense mask. Otherwise, don't blame me for not warning you if you get hurt."
The fishermen suddenly couldn't help but feel frightened. They grabbed their children and beat them.
For the first time, the children did not dare to struggle and dodge. Each one was more dazed than the other, as if they were frightened by the words of Ye Fan and Liao Miaomiao.
Ye Fan also has children, and he felt a little distressed when he saw them like this: "The reason why they don't know is because their elders didn't tell them. Don't beat me yet. I just came here and they were all squatting on the ground so scared. They may have been scared out of their wits. Take them back quickly." When the house is clean, it is called the soul." Turn to your two treasures.
Dabao and Erbao turned around and ran away.
Ye Fan laughed angrily: "Stop! You'll get an additional penalty before I get home!"
The brother and sister stopped in fear and stood up straight.
Ye Fan always wanted to pull the children when he came up to them, but when he saw the things on their clothes, he frowned in disgust: "Are you going to run around again in the future?"
Dabao and Erbao shook their heads.
Ye Fan: "Don't get too close to me. If you rub shit all over me, tell dad when you get back."
Dabao and Erbao were three steps away from their mother and followed her cautiously.
Ye Fan turned around and glanced: "Are you scared?"
Dabao and Erbao had never seen an explosion that hurt people, so they couldn't imagine it, but they saw shit exploding with their own eyes. They were a little scared, but mostly disgusted - they thought they were covered in shit. However, when they got home, they didn't run to the water well. Instead, they stood in the yard obediently. They came in when their mother asked them to come in, and they took off their clothes and threw them out when their mother asked them to.
They held their heads for the first time, so there was no dirt on their heads, but there was more or less on the backs of their hands, arms, and necks.
Ye Fan wiped the two of them clean, looked at the towel on his hand, and sighed: "I can't get it anymore. Even wiping the table will make it dirty!"
Dabao whispered: "Mom, I can't ask for any more clothes."
"You two can continue wearing your clothes after mom has washed them." Ye Fan originally planned to wipe the shit off the two of them and give them a meal of fried meat on the soles of their shoes. But I felt that treating the symptoms would not cure the root cause, so I decided to do this.
The siblings looked horrified.
Ye Fanxin said, are you afraid now? What did you do early? Ye Fan wanted to teach them a profound lesson and immediately said: "Stay here honestly while I go to the yard to wash clothes."
Dabao shouted in a hurry: "Mom, you'd better give me a good beating."
"My hands hurt when I hit you." Ye Fan walked towards the pressure well without looking back.
Dabao chased him out, but when he saw a person coming in from outside, he was so frightened that he quickly retreated into the house.
The visitor was Liao Miaomiao. She came from the public toilet and saw Ye Fan washing clothes, so she came in and asked, "Aunt Ye, do you still want Dabao and Erbao's clothes?"
When Dabao heard that it was someone else, he popped his head out of the room again: "Sister Miao Miao, please advise my mother. If my classmates find out that I wear clothes full of shit, I will be laughed to death."
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Ye Fan: "Who asked you to go? If you don't go home obediently, wearing such clothes will be your punishment."
Dabao said with a grimace: "But - it's so embarrassing."
"If you keep talking, I will wash it every night and dry it in the morning, so you two can wear these clothes every day."
Dabao shut up and went to the bench to find his sister: "What should I do? Sister, I'm going to laugh to death."
The second baby also doesn’t want to wear smelly clothes: “Brother, let’s find dad. Mom is very angry now, and it’s useless to talk a lot.”
Dabao: "I wouldn't be playful if I had known earlier."
Erbao nodded heavily, and Erbao didn't dare to play.
Liao Miaomiao felt the room quieten down: "Aunt Ye, you said before that they were too scared, so stop scaring them."
Ye Fan: "Children of this age have healed their scars and forgotten the pain. I must let them remember, otherwise they will dare to set off firecrackers in person in the future. By the way, how about those children?"
"They looked like they were frightened. After listening to your words, they stopped beating those little ones. But when you said you were going to break their legs, the parents of some little ones were not very happy." Liao Miaomiao because Pay attention to Liu Qing and inadvertently see the fisherman's expression unnatural.
Ye Fan: "It's human nature. I was too angry at the time, and what I said was really unpleasant. But they were able to listen to what I said later, which shows that they are reasonable. Where is Liu Qing?" "Liu Qing said you have a harsh temper. When I saw the two girls in the corner of the house, they asked where they had gone. From now on, they were not allowed to play with Dabao and Erbao, nor were they allowed to play with the fishermen's children. Children are playing with each other, because they are not afraid of being injured." Liao Miaomiao couldn't help but curl her lips when she remembered the situation just now, "Aunt Guihua asked her, do you think blowing up a cesspit is not a big deal, but you still teach your daughter like this?" Liu Qing looked embarrassed. , bluffing at Aunt Guihua, it’s none of your business to teach my daughter a lesson!” After saying that, Liao Miaomiao couldn’t help but sneer.
Ye Fan was too lazy to pay attention to Liu Qing: "Let her talk. If you don't play with this one today, you won't play with that one tomorrow. The two girls don't have any friends. It would be strange if they don't hate her when they grow up!"
Liao Miaomiao couldn't help but think of herself. Her mother would feel embarrassed if she said that to her friend in public, and she would be embarrassed to play with her friends again. "Liu Qing's daughter may not think so. Maybe people like to listen to her mother and only agree with her mother." children playing.”
Ye Fanxin said that based on Liu Qing's vision and conduct of people, there were not many children who could be recognized by her. Maybe they were some honest children who only took advantage of others when they played with her two daughters. Ye Fan thought of the chief of staff's child. It's a pity that the child's mother is not stupid, and Wan Siqin does not allow her children to play with Liu Qing's children.
Ye Fan asked: "When you met Liu Qing's two daughters in the corner of the house, was there anyone else besides them?"
Liao Miaomiao shook her head: "It's just the two of them. What's wrong?"
It was Ye Fan's guess that Liu Qing's daughter had no friends, so he couldn't say it directly: "Where are your brother and your sister? Why haven't you seen them?"
Liao Miaomiao vaguely understood: "My younger sister thinks Liu Qing's two daughters are too busy. They like to use chicken feathers as arrows and don't like to play with them. They seem to be doing their summer homework at Aunt Wan's house. We will go back to our hometown in a few days and wait. When we come back to Aunt Wan’s family, my brother and the others don’t want to go back to their hometown and do their summer homework.”
Ye Fanxin said, no wonder we rarely see them during the day recently.
Liao Miaomiao couldn't help but ask: "Uncle Geng won't take a vacation this year?"
Ye Fan said: "How can that be impossible? I have been tensing my nerves all year round. Even if my body can bear it, my brain can't bear it. I'm either on vacation at the end of October or at the end of November. It depends on the specific situation."
"You won't go back to your hometown this summer?"
Ye Fan: "It's too hot, Dabao and Erbao can't stand it."
Liao Miaomiao saw her holding the corner of her clothes with one hand and pouring water to rinse them with the other hand. She was afraid that the feces on the clothes might touch her hands and hit the wash basin. She couldn't help but want to laugh: "You'd better go to the river to wash it."
"You can wash your shorts and jacket quickly. They'll be ready in a while." Ye Fan rinsed away the feces on them, brushed them with a shoe brush, and finally put the washing powder in. He still rinsed the clothes on the stone slab next to the pressure well, without putting the clothes in the basin during the whole process. inside.
Liao Miaomiao helped her press the water: "It's clean."
Ye Fan shook his head and went to the kitchen and saw the kettle on the stove. The kettle had been warm for a long time and the water in it was at least 90 degrees, so he used this kettle of hot water to wash his clothes.
Liao Miaomiao was puzzled: "Why use hot water?"
"Sterilize and disinfect. If Dabao and Erbao pooped on their own, I wouldn't mind it, and neither would they. There's probably a lot of dirt in the pit." Ye Fan flushed it head-on, then turned his clothes over and flushed them again.
Dabao and Erbao couldn't help wiping away their tears when they heard "in the cesspit" in the living room.
Ye Fan hung up the clothes to hang up, and Liao Miaomiao was about to go home, when she met Geng Zhiye at the door. Geng Zhiye didn't think much about the clothes when he saw them. When he came to the house and saw his son and daughter with their heads hanging down and wiping away tears, he thought of the clothes they wore in the morning on the rope, "I sneaked to the beach to play in the water and my mother scolded me?"< br>
The brother and sister raised their heads with tears in their eyes. It was obvious that the matter was more serious than what he said.
Geng Zhiye: "You two got into a fight and soiled your clothes?"
The brother and sister shook their heads and wanted to explain. When they heard footsteps, they turned their heads outside and saw their mother coming in. They were so scared that they shut up. Geng Zhiye felt distressed when he saw this: "Fanfan, what happened? Look, you scared them both."
Ye Fan sat down on the single chair opposite his son and daughter: "Am I trying to scare you?"
The brother and sister wanted to nod, but then hurriedly shook their heads and said in unison: "Mom didn't scare us."
Geng Zhiye was surprised: “Then who should I believe?”
The brother and sister said together: "Mom!"
Geng Zhiye looked at Ye Fan in disbelief, what a disaster he had caused. They weren't so well-behaved even when they were babies.
Ye Fan wanted to start from the beginning when he heard someone shouting, "Accountant Ye, are you at home?"
"Wait a moment." Ye Fan went to the door of the living room, "I'm home, come in."
A mother and son came in. The mother was holding her son in one hand and carrying a big watermelon in the other. The son didn't want to come in, so she pulled him hard. When she got to Ye Fan, she said she was really sorry for causing the first and second sons to be covered in shit.
Dabao and Erbao came out angrily, and Ye Fan asked: "What do you two want to do?"
The brother and sister suddenly transformed from vicious beasts with snarling teeth and claws into docile little lambs. But when he thought about wearing clothes stained with feces tomorrow, Dabao couldn't help but mutter: "It's all his fault."
The child's mother nodded repeatedly: "Yes, I have beaten him, and he is not allowed to eat at night."
The little boy trembled with fright.
Ye Fan sighed slightly: "This is indeed a big deal, but you shouldn't beat him. He doesn't know that the cesspool is so dangerous." He said to Pi's mother, "Look at Dabao and Erbao, I didn't beat him and I didn't beat him. Scold.”
The naughty child’s mother wanted to say that this was not okay. She saw that the eyes of the eldest and second treasures were swollen from crying, and she didn’t understand why they were crying.
Ye Fan explained: "The child is still young and has weak bones. If we are angry, we can accidentally break his ribs and leave the root of the disease. Besides, how can we not eat when we are growing up? Don't do this in the future."
The little boy raised his head, his face full of gratitude.
Dabao muttered: "Idiot!"
Ye Fan tugged on his ear and continued: "I will wash Dabao and Erbao's clothes and let them wear them again tomorrow."
The little boy's mother wanted to ask if this punishment was serious. From the corner of her eye, she noticed the fear on her son's face, even more frightened than when she said she was going to beat him to death at home. The mother became even more confused: "What's wrong with you?"
Ye Fan looked at the naughty child: "What kid has never been beaten? It's not unusual to be beaten! Wearing clothes stained with feces is more embarrassing than being beaten."
The naughty child was so frightened that he couldn't help but back away.
The naughty child’s mother looked incredulous.
Ye Fan asked: "Did you throw away your clothes?"
The mother of the child had not yet arrived. Can't help but nod.
Ye Fan explained the process of washing his clothes, and finally emphasized: "Use boiling water to scald them. The cesspit is dirtier than the toilet. It is unhygienic to wash it with washing powder and then wear it."
The child's mother nodded to show her understanding and let go of her child: "Go and play. I won't hit you!"
The naughty boy grabbed his mother's arm and said, "Mom, I was wrong. I really know I was wrong."
Ye Fan: "You have to wear it for three days even if you know it's wrong. Otherwise, if you forget it in two days, you dare to blow up the septic tank of the army!"
The naughty child cried: "Accountant Ye, I -" Seeing Dabao and Erbao's red eyes, he immediately realized that it was useless for Dabao and Erbao to be so sad. No matter how much he said, it was in vain, "Accountant Ye, why are you so Bad?”
The child's mother subconsciously wanted to beat him.
Ye Fan coughed slightly, and the child's mother was interrupted. Ye Fan smiled and shook his head: "No need. Besides him, are there a few other children? What are you afraid of when someone keeps company with you, Dabao and Erbao?"
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The eyes of Dabao, Erbao and the naughty boy suddenly lit up. Yes, they were not the only ones.
Ye Fan: "Tomorrow I will go to the vegetable market and tell everyone that you are wearing clothes stained with feces. There are so many people in the vegetable market, and the news will spread from one person to another. I can't guess that the whole island will know about it in one day."
The joy on the faces of the three children froze, as if the apocalypse was coming and they should just die.
The naughty child's mother was originally angry, afraid, and embarrassed of her child. She was angry that he was ignorant and afraid that he would be stabbed. She was embarrassed because she would not have the face to face Ye Fan in the future. But after hearing this and seeing their looks, the naughty child's mother laughed out loud.
Dabao tugged on his mother's clothes, raised his head, and prayed with eyes: "Mom, I will take it seriously."
Ye Fan: "Am I kidding?"
Dabao's tears came out again.
Both the naughty child's mother and the naughty child couldn't help but sympathize with Dabao and Erbao. With such a mother, it's no wonder that the brother and sister are well-educated and sensible.
Ye Fan sent the naughty child and his mother away, and when he returned to the house, he saw the two children, one on the left and one on the right, sobbing in Geng Zhiye's arms.
Geng Zhiye discussed with Ye Fan: "Can you wear it for a while? Just wear it at home."
Dabao and Erbao couldn't help but turn to look at their mother.
Ye Fan: "Wear it for one day, or three days, or I tell everyone that your faces and body are covered with feces, and it takes me a towel to wash them clean."
Dabao cried and asked: "Are you my mother?"
"Isn't your mother in charge of your life or death?" Ye Fan poked him in the forehead, "Keep crying, mom will cook."
Erbao looked at his father: "Are you going to coax mommy?"
Geng Zhiye was worried that his two children would have nightmares at night: "I'll give it a try. It may not work."
Erbao immediately wiped away his tears and got up, asking his father to get up.
Geng Zhiye touched her little head: "Wash your face and cry like a little cat."
Dabao looked at his sister. His face was not dirty, but his nose and eyes were red and unsightly. He felt that his face was similar, so he took his sister to wash her face in the courtyard.
Geng Zhiye went in and discussed with Ye Fan: "Why don't you wear clothes in the house for a while? It's not like you don't know that Dabao wants to save face."
"I said tomorrow is not now, why are you anxious?"
Geng Zhiye smiled: "It's my fault. It won't be too late to discuss it with you tomorrow."
"I didn't say anything." Ye Fan said.
Geng Zhiye nodded: "Don't worry, I know what to say. What to eat?"
Ye Fan: "Let's cool down the noodles. Are you thirsty? Cut that watermelon."
Geng Zhiye thought of the watermelon given by the mother and son just now: "I probably know what's going on. But where did he get the firecrackers?"
Ye Fan: "The ones left over from the New Year, or thrown away by someone who set off firecrackers during weddings and funerals. It's also possible that the squibs that weren't exploded at the time were picked up by a few children."
The truth is dumb/cannon. That cannon didn't belong to the naughty kid who came to Ye Fan's house to apologize. The naughty child’s mother used to only teach her children. On the way back, I was in the mood to ask about it. When I heard who gave it to him, the naughty boy's mother took the naughty boy to the other party's house, and then told the naughty boy's parents what Ye Fan said.
The naughty child and his mother came out of each other's house and met the naughty child's mother. The naughty child's mother told her again not to spank the child. She cried so much today that she forgot about it as soon as she slept.
The naughty child immediately wanted to hang himself with a piece of fresh rice noodles.
Even if it's embarrassing to hang yourself to death, it's not embarrassing to wear clothes stained with feces.
Dabao and Erbao thought the same way, so after dinner they discussed with their mother that they should be beaten to death.
Ye Fan: "I don't have time, I need to take a shower."
Erbao couldn't help but said: "I want to take a bath too."
Ye Fan: "Then I'll wash you first and I'll pour water. Dabao, what about you?"
Dabao: "Dad and I went to take a bath under the shed where the spittoon was placed."
Geng Zhiye was surprised: "You don't mind being dirty?"
"I still feel disgusted that the spittoon is filled with my own urine?" Dabao said loudly, "The feces on the clothes belong to many people, maybe Liu Qing, Zhuang Qiuyue and Liao Sanyang."
Dabao hated these three people the most, and Ye Fan wanted to laugh. How could he tell the difference so clearly when he was young? "Keep your voice down. Liao Sanyang and Zhuang Qiuyue heard them scolding you. Don't expect mom to help you."
Geng Zhiye couldn't laugh or cry: "Fanfan, you pour the water first, and I'll go find my pajamas."
Erbao watched his mother go to the kitchen and his father to the bedroom, and quickly gave Dabao a small bottle.
Dabao was puzzled: "Why did you give me Fengyoujing?"
Erbao whispered: "Pour it into the basin and wash it until the dirty clothes don't itch. Don't let mom and dad see it."
Dabao wants to say that it can be applied. Thinking that it would be troublesome to apply it all over his body, Dabao poured half a bottle of Fengyou Essence into it while his mother put the water under the shed.
(End of chapter)