Chapter 145 Stinky Fish and Rotten Shrimp


If you ignore him, you are not Ye Fan.

Ye Fan walked in front, and Geng Zhiye chased after him. At the top of the stairs, the officer from the third floor came thumping downstairs. Geng Zhiye grabbed Ye Fan's hand and shouted softly: "Ye Fanfan, this outfit is really inappropriate. It's like attending a funeral."

"Don't talk nonsense. It's a big day." Ye Fan glared at him.

Geng Zhiye hesitated: "But, how about changing to green? The whole army is in green uniforms. If you change to a green skirt, at first glance, you look like us, and it also looks like-"

"Is it a good day to wear a green gauze skirt now?"

After the words fell, the autumn wind blew by. Geng Zhiye shut up and thought hard. After a while, he asked again: "The blue one? Noble!"

"I didn't bring a blue skirt."

Geng Zhiye: "Change to pants? The outfit you wore yesterday looked good. Wide-leg jeans, a wool vest and a shirt on top——"

"It's a holiday today. That casual outfit is not suitable for today's occasion." Ye Fan interrupted.

Geng Zhiye asked as he went downstairs: "Is this all you need to wear?"

Ye Fan: "What did you say you wore today? This is it."

"Then you still want me to find it?"

Ye Fan nodded: "We are husband and wife, and we have a good understanding. I believe you will choose this."

Geng Zhiye snorted and muttered in a low voice: "Why don't you say you are right."

"What did you say?" Ye Fan didn't hear clearly.

Geng Zhiye hugged her: "I said my wife looks good in anything she wears."

Ye Fan refused to accept his trick: "Come on! I don't know you yet. Your little daughter is already in her third year of high school, please calm down."

"A man's heart never grows old when he is old." Geng Zhiye said, "Besides, I am not old either."

Ye Fan rolled his eyes at him: "When will the art troupe come over?"

The cultural troupe had to leave before dark, so the condolence performance was held in the afternoon - the morning performance was too late, and the troops were not in the city. It would be noon to rush over from the city and put on makeup.

Geng Zhiye said: "It's almost time. They have to come here in advance to familiarize themselves with the venue. It seems they have to rehearse and prepare for the performance after lunch."

"Rehearsal? Is there a stage?" Ye Fan asked.

Geng Zhiye: “It’s just to create an area at the training ground, tidy it up, put a few national flags, and put some decorations.”

"Is everyone going?"

Geng Zhiye shook his head slightly: "On duty today, there are still a small number of people in the cooking class who will not participate. Others can go if they want, and they can sleep in the dormitory if they don't want to. But most people will-"

The guard ran over from a distance, and Geng Zhiye said to Ye Fan, "We'll talk about it later." He let go of Ye Fan and went up to him, "What happened?"

"No, nothing happened." The guard stopped. Ye Fan took a few steps hurriedly: "If you have nothing to do, please tell me slowly."

The guard nodded and then shook his head: "No, the political commissar has just been notified that the TV station is coming. The political commissar asked you to hurry over and see how this matter is done."

Geng Zhiye subconsciously asked: "How to do what?"

"How can we deal with the TV station coming?" The guard was surprised. The division commander was not deaf.

Geng Zhiye frowned: "No, the TV station is not the director above, so what should we do?"

"It seems so." the guard asked, "Then I——"

Ye Fan asked him to wait a moment: "Has the political commissar never been on TV?"

"He participated in the military parade a few years ago, and it was all on the news. It's impossible that he didn't appear on TV."

It's similar to a documentary. Besides, he didn't have to worry about that situation. Ye Fan asked the guard: "Are there still interviews?"

Guard: "It seems we are only filming performances."

Ye Fan: "Should we film how the troops celebrate the festival? Maybe it won't even last a second on TV?"

Guard: "I think so. But you can't be careless for a second."

Geng Zhiye looked at Ye Fan.

Ye Fan: "I'll go to the dormitory first. When someone comes back, call me."

When Geng Zhiye arrived at the office, he asked the chief of staff to go down and put away all the drilling equipment. In case reporters wanted to go to the dormitory on a whim, Geng Zhiye asked several regiment leaders to check the dormitory while he and the political commissar went to the training ground.

The autumn wind kept coming, and there were fallen leaves on the road that had been cleaned in the morning. The political commissar picked them up and threw them into the trash can. He pointed at the tree and said, "Go back and saw them all off."

Geng Zhiye: "In summer it will be as hot as an asphalt road."

In order not to affect the sight of the sentry, the trees are actually not high and there are not many, but they cannot withstand the strong wind. A gust of wind will cover the ground. Some of them came from outside.

The political commissar shut up and followed him straight to the training ground.

Geng Zhiye stared at the officers as they finished their work. Someone shouted, "The cultural troupe is here." Geng Zhiye signaled to the guards who were following far behind. The guard ran to the dormitory, and when he got downstairs he shouted: "Sister-in-law!"

Ye Fan put on her pearl earrings, locked the door and came out.

The guard had not bothered to look at her just now, but now that he looked at her, he couldn't help but praise: "My sister-in-law looks good."

Ye Fan: "You didn't look good before?"

"Before—" the guard scratched his head, not sure whether he should tell the truth.

Ye Fan said as he walked: "I won't tell Geng Zhiye."

The guard immediately said: "The red dress you wore before made me look like a big star. I didn't dare to talk to you. The last time I came here looked good, but it didn't match the teacher. If you stand with the teacher, it's like - ”

"So much younger than him, like his little wife?" Ye Fan asked with a smile.

The guard looked horrified: "You, sister-in-law, you are not talking about me!"

Ye Fan: "What are you afraid of? He's not here. Where was he from the day before yesterday?"

The guard said: "That's fine, but you don't look like a mother of two children."

"What you are wearing now is age-appropriate, gentle, and not eye-catching, making people feel distant?" Ye Fan asked.

The guard nodded repeatedly.

Ye Fan asked: "Where is the art troupe?"

The guard said: "We don't have a place to put on makeup here. They set up a few tents on the road next to the training ground to rest and put on makeup and change clothes. Sister-in-law, shall we go there?"

"Geng Zhiye is there too?"

The guard suspected that the division commander did not dare to go over there, so he probably hid back in the office. The files in the office are all locked, and the security guards have checked the locks and keys before to prevent people with bad intentions from sneaking in due to the crowds of people today.

Ye Fan can enter the office, and the security guard will take her there.

The office building only had two floors, and Geng Zhiye's office was on the second floor. Ye Fan walked out of the stairs to the corridor, and two lesbians in their twenties came to the other end.

Ye Fan asked the guard: "Is there a staircase at the other end?"

The guard nodded: "It is unreasonable to have a staircase. The staircase is placed in the middle. If an emergency occurs, the leaders may bump into each other in a hurry."

After the words fell, the two of them arrived at the door of Geng Zhiye's office. The other two went to the office window, only one step away from the door. Ye Fan turned to the guard: "Who is it?"

The guard was too far away just now so he couldn't see clearly. Humanity and the guard in front of him only felt that his vision was dark. He also understood what Ye Fan asked: "Master, my sister-in-law is here. I have something else to do." After saying that, he ran away, more scared than a college student and a junior officer. Even when beaten, he dodges quickly.

The two lesbians looked at Ye Fan curiously, with doubts in their eyes.

Ye Fan looked at the two of them from top to bottom. They were wearing white rubber-soled casual shoes and the jeans looked familiar, as if Ye Fan had bought them from Yangcheng. The shoes and pants of the two are slightly different in color and style, but it can be seen that they were bought together. One is wearing a yellow knitted sweater, and the other is wearing a knitted sweater with flower sketches. They both look like they were knitted by themselves. This kind of sweater is popular this year, so Yu Wentao knitted two pieces for Huihui and Erbao when she had nothing to do.

The two of them are dressed like this, and because they are in their early twenties, they have a youthful atmosphere.

Ye Fan took a closer look and saw that the girl in the yellow sweater was holding a small cloth bag in her hand. She was very good-looking, with a small face and almond-shaped eyes. She is not as tall as the woman who travels with her, but the woman who travels with her is fair, thin, and has a long face. Her facial features can only be considered delicate, unlike those who are bold and flamboyant.

But you can’t judge people by their appearance, and you can’t draw conclusions based on a small package containing a gift. Ye Fan knew it and asked: "Who are you two looking for?"

Woman in yellow sweater: "Who are you?"

Ye Fan habitually wanted to introduce himself and turned to the room: "Mr. Geng, are you still pretending to be deaf?"

The two girls looked at each other and then thought about the guard calling "sister-in-law" just now. They couldn't help but take a half step back. They couldn't believe that she was the teacher's lover!

From the corner of his eye, Ye Fan waited for the two of them to turn around in shame, but they didn't move even half a step back.

Geng Zhiye came out slowly, but Ye Fan was impatient and pulled him to his side: "These two lesbians asked me who they were."

Geng Zhiye had to face it by himself. He greeted the two of them, put his arm around Ye Fan's shoulders and said, "This is my lover, Ye Fan."

Their expressions changed for a moment and returned to normal. The slender-faced lesbian smiled and called: "Sister-in-law." She touched her companion with her arm, and the woman in the yellow sweater followed her by calling "Sister-in-law."

Geng Zhiye looked at Ye Fan, come here!

Ye Fan glared at Geng Zhiye and said he would take care of whatever he caused!

Geng Zhiye sighed slightly and asked the two of them: "What do you want from me?"

The woman in the yellow sweater couldn't help but look at her companion, who nodded slightly. The woman in the yellow sweater handed over the bag in her hand: "Mr. Geng, this is——"

"Thank you, I don't need it!" Geng Zhiye interrupted.

The woman in the yellow sweater took a breath and couldn't help but glance at Ye Fan. Ye Fan was still smiling, as if he didn't know "Luo Hua intended". She gave the woman in the yellow sweater courage: "But I've done everything, so it's useless if you don't want me to keep it."

Geng Zhiye looked at Ye Fan, what should he do?

Upon seeing this, the woman in the yellow sweater immediately turned to Ye Fan: "Sister-in-law, don't get me wrong, we knitted a scarf and a pair of gloves for Mr. Geng because we saw Mr. Geng was working hard and he is prone to catching colds when the weather is cold. Please don't follow him for such a trivial matter. The teachers quarreled.”

Ye Fan said with a sweet smile: "No, this little thing won't make me misunderstand. Besides, Geng Zhiye is old enough to be your father. If you like him like this, why bother to look far away."
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The woman in the yellow sweater nodded subconsciously, and her companion pulled her. The woman in the yellow sweater reacted, her face turned red, she was embarrassed and angry: "Sister-in-law, how can you talk like that? I have a good intention, if you don't allow the teacher to accept it, just say it, you don't have to be so insulting!" Xunran looked at Geng Zhiye with tears in his eyes, "Sir, sir , you know, I don’t mean anything else.”

Geng Zhiye couldn't say, I know you have other intentions. Geng Zhiye tugged at Ye Fan, as if he was dissatisfied with her harsh words, and the tears in the eyes of the woman in the yellow sweater instantly faded. Ye Fan faced the woman in the yellow sweater and saw her clearly. He couldn't help but raise an interesting eyebrow.

Ye Fan instantly became interested and asked: "Where are the things? Let me see?"

The woman in the yellow sweater was stunned.

Her companions were also dumbfounded. Shouldn't they be told to hold their things and roll as far away as they could?

Ye Fan tilted his head slightly toward Geng Zhiye and looked at the two of them: "Didn't you knit a sweater and gloves for him? Did you forget to bring them?"

The woman in the yellow sweater could take it out instinctively.

Ye Fan took it and the two of them were very nervous, worried that she would throw it downstairs or step on it. Ye Fan put a scarf on Geng Zhiye and circled it in a circle, while she held both ends of the sweater. Geng Zhiye stiffened, worried that she would strangle him with her hands. Ye Fan just wanted to scare him, but when he saw that he didn't dare to move, he let go and smoothed the scarf, looked at it, and shook his head: "It's a pity that it's not cashmere thread." He pulled it off and gave it back to her, "Geng Zhiye is used to cashmere thread, so he doesn't like it." I’m used to your kind of line. What kind of line is this?”

The girl in the yellow sweater was asked. Her companion looked like a loser and said: "Pure cotton thread. This is good."

Ye Fan nodded: "Pure cotton thread is good. But you can't keep it just because it's good. Otherwise, Geng Zhiye won't be able to use it even if he has ten necks. Are you two right?"

The woman in the yellow sweater hurriedly said: "Sister-in-law, you misunderstood, I have no other meaning."

Ye Fan asked curiously: "What else do you mean? In addition to keeping warm, does this scarf have any other uses?"

"No, I mean, you might have misunderstood."

Ye Fan was confused: "There is no other purpose. What did I misunderstand?"

The woman in the yellow sweater opened her mouth. It would be a slap in the face to admit that she had other intentions at this time: "I don't have any other intentions either. Maybe I misunderstood."

Ye Fan nodded thoughtfully: "You really misunderstood. Didn't we talk about scarves? Where did you think of it? You young people are smart and love to think."

The two looked stiff.

Ye Fan smiled and pulled out Geng Zhiye's hand: "Let's try the gloves."

Geng Zhiye glared at Ye Fan: What are you doing? Quick victory!

Ye Fan turned to look at the opposite side, and the two of them looked happy. Ye Fan understood why the two of them were so bold and co-misunderstood Geng Zhi and Ye Fan. Ye Fan held back his laughter and put it on for him: "It's furry and suitable for your daughter. You'd better wear leather gloves. From now on, when I'm not with you, I can't just go home and cuddle up if I want to buy something because it looks good. Good-looking things may not always be good-looking. It suits you just like this pair of gloves." He pulled it off and handed it over, "Little comrade, put it away."

The woman in the yellow sweater hesitated: "But it's too big, and I can't wear it."

Ye Fan: "Give it to your father and brother."

"They all have them."

Ye Fan said: "Mr. Geng also has one, what should I do?"

“It’s just right to have an extra pair, you can wear them interchangeably.”

Ye Fan ran out of patience and nodded: "That's right! What if I don't like it?"

"Why?"

Ye Fan laughed angrily: "I am a selfish person. Apart from the military uniform, everything that Geng Zhiye wears from head to toe is made by me. I don't want him to use other people's things. You look so beautiful, ordinary people say Born from the heart, he must be very kind and considerate, and he must be able to understand me, right?”

The girl in the yellow sweater opened her mouth, not knowing how to answer. Her companion asked: "We all said we didn't mean anything else, why don't you believe it?"

Ye Fan instantly put away his kind and motherly face, raised his chin slightly, and looked at the two of them coldly: "You have to tell me? You are so shameless! Don't be shameless!"

Two women suffered respiratory arrest.

Ye Fan sneered and said: "You can't put it on the table! Are you really treating me like a dish? I think you are young and have a bright future so I can persuade you. Are you pretending to be stupid here? Do you not know who I am?" , or do you think that as long as you refuse to admit it, there is nothing I can do?”

The woman in the yellow sweater asked Geng Zhiye: "Mr. Geng, what did we do?"

Geng Zhiye smiled: "I just gave me a few things and didn't do anything else. My wife can't speak, so I hope you don't have the same experience as her. Her eldest lady's temper has been spoiled by me over the years. Annoying, it's too much. Yeah. I’m so young, what kind of partner can’t be found, right?”

The woman in the yellow sweater wanted to refute, but Ye Fan sneered, and the woman became angry: "Yes!"

Geng Zhiye: “Then just keep this sweater and gloves and give them to your partner.”

As the words fell, footsteps came from behind. Geng Zhiye turned around and saw the undisciplined one: "I think he's pretty good. He's in his twenties, already at the deputy regimental level, and has gone to college."

The junior officer stepped forward: "What did the division commander say?"

Geng Zhiye said: "They want to find a partner, don't you have no one?"

The young officer sneered: "If I don't have a partner, why should I look for them? Commander, don't give me any rotten fish and smelly shrimps. I am not a collector of rags."

Ye Fan's eyes widened in shock, where did this child come from?

The two lesbians’ faces and eyes were red with anger, and the woman in the yellow sweater shouted angrily: “You are the rotten fish!”

Junior officer: "Oh, what are you doing here if you're not a rotten fish and a smelly shrimp? Being a light bulb, you think the teacher and sister-in-law are not bright enough? Or do you want to be a family with your sister-in-law and the teacher?"

"What's your name?" the slim-faced lesbian asked.

The young officer tilted his head and raised his brows: "Want to know?" He seemed to be smiling but not smiling, and said in a cold voice, "You don't deserve it!"

The two of them almost fainted from anger.

The junior officer stood up straight and raised his chin to the yellow sweater: "It's just because your uncle is in the logistics department, so our division commander can't quarrel with you." Turning to another person, "It's because you have a cousin who is in the United Front Work Department. When your cousin sees me, my sister-in-law must also be polite.”

The two of them turned to Ye Fan.

Ye Fan was watching the show enthusiastically. When he heard this, he rolled his eyes at the young officer: "I haven't introduced myself yet. I am Ye Fan. I graduated from Beijing University. My father is Air Force General Ye Jianzhong. Although he has retired, he is in good health, so there is no chance of him leaving." The tea is cool." Grab Geng. Zhiye: "He won't divorce me because of you. Even if you give him the courage, he wouldn't dare to do so. You two just give up. By the way, if I hear that you two come to him again, I will make you divorce all year round. Condolence performance outside! ”

The young officer couldn't help but glance at Ye Fan, "High!"

The young officer couldn't help but said: "Sister-in-law, you are so considerate. They both like to perform condolences. I heard that they are going to the southwest in a few days. How about I work hard and tell your group leader? We will end the trip to the southwest. Northwest——"

"You - we don't want to go anywhere!" The woman in the yellow sweater interrupted the young officer.

Ye Fan: "You don't want to go anywhere and why are you here? It seems you like to talk sarcastically."

The female companion in yellow said: "Don't bully others too much!"

Ye Fan sneered: "I'll give this to you! And -" he glanced at the woman in the yellow sweater, "It seems like she's in the spotlight, but actually you want to reap the benefits, right?"

The long, thin face was frightened.

Ye Fan just cheated casually, but she guessed it right: "Let me guess, I am divorcing Geng Zhiye because of your good friend, and Geng Zhiye will not marry this person in order to prove his innocence and future. Then you will take advantage of it. "Come in?" I couldn't help but said, "High!"

"You - nonsense!" She suddenly became anxious.

Ye Fan nodded: "I'm talking nonsense. As long as your friends think so too."

The woman in the yellow sweater grabbed her arm: "You——"

Ye Fan interrupted: "This is the office area, if you want to go back and start arguing again!"

The woman in the yellow sweater shook off her companion's arm and turned around to leave. Her companion subconsciously chased her and wanted to explain to Ye Fan. Ye Fan waved his hand: "Leave quickly. If you don't leave, I will talk to your captain. Do you have any sense of shame?"

The two of them were so frightened that they couldn't help but speed up their pace.

Ye Fan turned to the young officer: "What are the names of their relatives?"

Junior officer: "What do you want, sister-in-law?"

Ye Fan: "Because the 'official corruption' was particularly serious in the past few years, the higher-ups proposed severe crackdowns this year. I thought that there are all kinds of birds in the forest, and maybe the United Front Work Department and logistics are no exception.'

Logistics is the most prone to problems. The United Front Work Department cannot avoid eating and drinking. It is almost impossible to check for sure.

The young officer asked: "Sister-in-law, are you sure?"

Ye Fan: "I believe that the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked. If they have strict upbringing, they will not have the courage even if they have the heart. Mr. Geng, what do you think?"

Geng Zhiye said: "I listen to Madam."

"You are quite honest." Ye Fan glared at him, "Hide in the house and wait for me from now on——"

Geng Zhiye exclaimed: "Is there still a future?"

Ye Fan choked.

The young officer snickered.

Geng Zhiye didn’t dare to scold his wife, and she didn’t dare to scold him: “What are you doing here again?”

"The TV station is here. Your security guard didn't dare to come up. I was about to go over, and he stopped me and asked me to come to you." The young officer pointed downstairs, "Over there."

Geng Zhiye raised his head and looked down. His guards were lying on the wall sneaking around, as if observing the enemy's situation. Geng Zhiye shook his head helplessly and asked Ye Fan: "Are you here?"

"I'm going down!" That's not over yet.

Ye Fan got the information about the two relatives. Geng Zhiye and the junior officer went to meet the political commissar and others. Ye Fan asked the guard to accompany her to the rest area of ​​the cultural troupe.

The group leader didn't come, but the deputy group leader came. The guard told her there was more than one deputy commander. The person who came last time was a woman, and this time it was a man. He liked the one last time better.

Ye Fan smiled and said nothing. Arriving near the art troupe's tent, Ye Fan understood why he didn't like this. The deputy leader is a well-rounded person who looks very smooth. As soon as the guard said she was Geng Zhiye's lover, he stretched out his hand and said, "Sister-in-law, I know you, your surname is Ye?"

Ye Fan nodded.

The deputy leader immediately asked: "What are your orders, sister-in-law?" and then added, "What songs do you like to listen to?"

Ye Fan looked like he was easily dismissed: "I can do it. Aren't you busy?" He looked inside.

Deputy leader: "I'm not busy at the moment. I'll be busy after lunch."

Ye Fan understood: "No wonder I have time to find Mr. Geng."

The deputy leader didn't understand: "I didn't. Should I ask for Mr. Geng?"

"I'm not talking about you." The two men were arguing in the distance, and one was probably questioning the other to prove his innocence. Ye Fan glanced at the two men and said, "Those two. I happened to meet them at the door of Mr. Geng's office. They said that they had knitted gloves and scarves for Mr. Geng, and said they were worried that Mr. Geng would catch a cold." He smiled half-heartedly. Looking at the deputy leader, "You are a good person. You are good at singing and dancing on stage, and you are considerate off stage."

The deputy leader heard someone say that he thought the little girl was temporarily lost in love. Hearing this, he was embarrassed and speechless: "Isn't it, not from our group?"

"She's not wearing a military uniform. Could it be that she's a lesbian from the telephone company?" Ye Fan said to the guard, "Invite them over and ask the regiment leader to see if it's true. Don't make a mistake."

The deputy leader hurriedly said: "No, don't bother, don't bother my sister-in-law, I will ask them later."

Ye Fan had a look of doubt on his face: "You are willing to let these two beauties look like flowers and jade?"

The deputy commander smiled bitterly. He was not his person. "We are an art troupe of the army. We are strictly disciplined and cannot tolerate my favoritism. Sister-in-law, don't worry, I will definitely give you a satisfactory answer."

Ye Fan: "Thank you for the hard work."

"No hard work, no hard work."

Ye Fan said to the guard: "Come look around with me? I have only been to the Air Force before. This is my first time in the Army. I have to take a good look."

If the deputy commander had any luck just now, when Ye Fan mentioned "Air Force", he was sure that Ye Fan had a great background. The deputy leader wants to curse, but the two girls are making a movie, trying to pry into the corner without even looking at the target!

The guard asked: "Sister-in-law, is this matter settled like this?"

Ye Fan: "This trivial matter is not enough to lead to shouting and killing. They are shameless, and your teacher is shameless. Besides, they are not worthy of me risking my reputation to argue with them!"

(End of chapter)

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