[Host: Cheng Long]
[Realm: Hunyuan Golden Immortal Perfection (99.99%)]
[Kung Fu: Killing Art, Secret Technique of Cloning, Nine Transformations Mysterious Technique, Scripture of Creation...]
[Spells: Soul Purification Spell, Seven-Star Nailing Soul Technique, Substitution Technique, Corpse Refining Technique, Ghost Exorcism Technique, Puppet Technique, Soul Devouring Technique, Breath Condensation Technique...]
[Supernatural power: Fire of Nirvana, Thirty-Six Transformations of Tiangang...]
[Magic weapons: World-Destroying Black Lotus, Soul Gem, Yin-Yang Fan, Fengming Knife, Netherworld Mirror, Bloodthirsty Bead, Thunder Flame Sword, Scarlet Chain...]
[Devil servants: Meng Na, Ah Zhui, Dao Scar Hong, Liu Piaopiao, Jing Jing, Ren Tingting, Dr. Shala, Mo Chou, the three fox fairy sisters, Imamura Kiyoko, Meiko, Qiu Moyan, Dongfang Bai, Guanyin, Bai Suzhen, Xiao Qing, Natasha, Wanda, Bai The Hair Witch, Jin Yanzi, Ruan Wenfeng, Li Yingqi, Chishi (Xiaolan), Diana, Yamaguchi Yumi (Qiqi), Aunt (Axian), the four maids (peony, green bamboo, lilac, cloud plum), Nuwa …】
[Ghost attendants: Bai Ling, Ning Zhongze, Xie Ling]
[Demon Servants: Zhang Yi, Wang Jianjun, Ruan Wenhu, Ruan Wenbao, Sanqing (Lotus Lantern), Sanqing (Journey to the West)]
"It's been a thousand years, but it's still a little bit close after all!"
"No matter how talented Wukong is, he cannot become a saint in a thousand years. According to his mother's estimation, it will take at least five thousand years, or even ten thousand years, for Wukong to comprehend a complete law of creation..."
Cheng Long sighed quietly and waved his hand to remove the panel. Although the thousand years in the world of Journey to the West were precious and he had experienced maternal love from Nuwa, it also separated him from his beloved relatives and friends such as Alan and Fang for a long time.
After one thousand years, I started to miss Zhu Wanfang, Lei Zhilan and others. The next four to nine thousand years will not be so easy to survive.
Therefore, after the journey to the west was completed, Cheng Long stayed in Wahuang Heaven for several hundred years, then said goodbye to his mother and returned to the Hong Kong Zong World alone.
Breathing the familiar air and listening to the familiar noises, it felt like I had returned to my childhood haven, and my whole body suddenly became relaxed.
Lying on the Simmons soft bed that still smelled of Alan.
Cheng Long soon fell into a deep sleep.
It wasn't until the evening that I felt an itching sensation on the tip of my nose, and I just woke up.
"Little naughty kid, let's see how I deal with you."
Opening his eyes, he saw Zhu Wanfang grabbing a hair and playing with her cheek and the tip of her nose. Cheng Long grabbed her wrist and pulled her into his arms. His other hand became accustomed to it and he climbed to the top with familiarity.
"Yeah~~"
Zhu Wanfang exclaimed, her pretty face flushed and said: "Cousin, the sisters-in-law are back and have prepared a sumptuous dinner for you. Let's go down and eat!"
"Don't worry, my cousin wants to taste the pastries before enjoying dinner."
Cheng Long smiled evilly, turned around and pressed A Fang under him, enjoying the girl's moist red lips.
……
About a quarter of an hour later.
Mr. Cheng came downstairs with his pretty cousin who was almost eaten clean.
At this time, the hall was full of people, not only the three good sisters Lei Zhilan, Tong Keren, and Cheng Leer, but also Alan's cousins Yazi, Ami, Jieyi, the physics genius Dr. Shala, and Dr. Shala's Female assistant Anne and others.
Annie is still a female robot, but her mechanical body has been updated and iterated several times. The simulated skin and flesh are almost the same as those of real people, and the touch is quite soft.
Don't ask Mr. Cheng how he knows.
The question was that he was present when Annie was updated and iterated, and he personally witnessed Annie's new skin.
"Brother Long, today is Le'er's birthday, come here quickly, I'm waiting for you." Lei Zhilan placed a big cake in the center of the dining table, and then rushed towards Long to wave.
"Hey, today is actually Leer's birthday. It's really a double happiness."
Cheng Long walked to Alan, took several edible candles from him and inserted them into the cake one after another.
When all the twenty candles were inserted and lit, Cheng Leer, who was surrounded by stars, was quickly pushed to Cheng Long's side and began to close her eyes and make a wish.
"God bless me and I will be pregnant with Brother Long's child tomorrow!"
"God bless, God bless..."
Although Cheng Leer made a wish in her heart, her little thoughts could not be hidden from Cheng Long's perception.
"It seems that my romantic style has given Leer a sense of crisis."
Cheng Long couldn't help but think.
When a woman and a man are together, sometimes they really need a child as the crystallization of love, although many times this crystallization will be very annoying.
But it is indispensable.
Otherwise, even if you eat a flat peach and gain immortality, you will still worry about gains and losses from time to time.
But unfortunately, as his cultivation becomes more and more advanced, the chances of getting pregnant by the women around him have become as slim as winning the lottery.
Unless the laws of creation are used to help the other party.
It's just that he doesn't intend to make trouble for himself before he settles down with his woman before becoming a saint.
At this time, he had no intention of taking care of the children at all, and he could only have fun with them.
……
10pm.
After the birthday party was over and Amei and some other irrelevant colleagues and young ladies left, Cheng Long called Lei Zhilan, Cheng Leer, Tong Keren, Dr. Shala, Yazi, A Fang, Jie Yi and Annie together.
"Afang, take a share of these flat peaches and golden elixirs. A nine-thousand-year-old flat peach and an eighth-turn golden elixir should be able to elevate your cultivation to the golden fairyland."
Cheng Long, who had just returned from playing the autumn breeze in the world of Journey to the West, had quite abundant resources in the storage space. There were more than 200 nine-thousand-year-old flat peaches alone.
There are thousands of other six-thousand-year-old flat peaches, three-thousand-year flat peaches, and they are all training resources given by the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother when he joined the Heavenly Court.
The eight-turn golden elixir is the elixir given by Laojun.
In addition to these, as well as the various spiritual fruits and spiritual flesh given by his cheap mother Nuwa, and the resources on his body, he can at least produce a few Daluo Golden Immortals.
But in the Hong Kong Comprehensive World, there is really no need for that. An eighth-turn golden elixir or a nine-thousand-year-old peach can greatly improve their cultivation.
If you work steadily, there will be more room for improvement in the future.
Although not all of his women have the qualifications to be a quasi-sage, they will still have to rely on themselves in the future, but if they have a solid foundation now, it will be easier to encourage others in the future.
"Master, I am a robot. Isn't it a waste for you to give me such an important thing?" Robot Annie looked a little confused when she received the flat peaches and golden pills handed over by Afang.
She used to make a living by charging electricity. Later, Dr. Salad used Tony Stark's Ark technology to develop a renewable energy core, and she never ate again.
Because all the clean energy cores in Annie's body are released and can easily kill an immortal. Under normal circumstances, it does not need to be recharged for a thousand or two thousand years.
This reminded Cheng Long not only of the androids in the Dragon Ball world. Although Annie was not as powerful as Android 18, she could still threaten several immortals and was quite powerful.
"You can give me salad if you don't want me. I gave you flat peaches and golden elixirs. You can't ask me to take them back, right?"
Cheng Long is now a big resource owner, and he has no shortage of these three melons and two dates. Now that Sarah has brought Annie, she can't favor one over the other. After all, Annie has been calling him master for almost two years.
"Doctor, here you go."
Anne decisively handed her share of resources to Dr. Shala.
"Then I'm welcome."
Sarah is Annie's reborn parent, allowing Annie to survive in a different way, and gain powerful abilities, which makes her feel at ease receiving some resources from the other party.
"Annie, are you really not going to become an adult again?"
Lei Zhilan asked curiously.
It is no secret among them that a man can recreate his body.
Since Annie's soul has not dissipated and has been attached to the mechanical body, it stands to reason that she should have accepted Mr. Cheng's gift and been resurrected.
"I think it's good now, and I don't want to make changes yet..." Annie has her own little idea. There is no shortage of women around Cheng Long. As long as she keeps her mechanical body, she will be the only one around Mr. Cheng. Her irreplaceable existence.
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This is also her original intention of not wanting to make changes...
The girls who received the flat peach and golden elixir chatted with Cheng Long for a long time until late at night, when they entered the room in twos and threes to enjoy this hard-won cultivation resource.
Cheng Long teleported to his sister-in-law Tang Zhudi's room...
"Hey!"
The next night, Cheng Long, who had been busy for who knows how long, suddenly poked his head out of the bed.
"What's wrong?"
Judy Tang leaned forward immediately, breathing heavily. Her white collarbone rose and fell slightly with her breathing, and a few drops of crystal sweat slid down from it, making it look particularly attractive.
"Here comes an acquaintance."
Cheng Long stood up and picked up the clothes scattered on the ground. After quickly putting them on, he teleported to the site of the God of Cookery Competition.
Before that, he didn't know that Tang Niu, who taught him cooking skills, had already embarked on the same path as in the original drama, following the boss of the Happy Catering Group to frame Stephen Zhou.
It wasn't until the end of the game when Guanyin Bodhisattva fell from the sky that he became alert.
"God of Food, you were originally the god in charge of cooking. You violated the rules of heaven and were demoted to the human world. You suffered thirty-six calamities and seventy-two tribulations. Today you finally realized the true meaning of "eating". What you just cooked Rice, true feelings revealed, Lian Yuhuang The emperor was also deeply moved. Although you should have been punished for being tempted and leaking the secret, I thought of your good intentions and your deep love, so I opened my eyes to you. "The two-sword turkey version of Guanyin with long legs stands above the auspicious clouds. Talk happily.
Cheng Long's arrival did not surprise her.
Because this Master Guanyin was not a quasi-sage, but a Daluo Jinxian, she was not aware of Cheng Long's existence at all.
“Thank you Bodhisattva!”
Stephen Zhou had recovered his true body at this time, understood the past and present life clearly, and kowtowed to Guanyin from the bottom of his heart.
"Haha, Stephen, you have settled down. The gods have all been invited out. Please bring the gods out and let me see." Mr. Wu, the boss of Happy Life, took out a gun from nowhere, pointed it at Guanyin and started shooting , and at the same time muttered: "I told you to pretend to be a god, pretend to be a god..."
"You greedy and unguarded dog, now I'll beat you back to your original form." The provoked Guanyin's face darkened, and she pointed out a white light, forcibly turning Boss Wu into a harpy dog.
"No, is it so evil?"
Tang Niu ran to the Harpy Dog that Boss Wu had transformed into, grabbed the machine gun and was about to shoot a few rounds at the Bodhisattva.
When Cheng Long saw this scene, he thought that he had learned the eight major cuisines from the other party, and there was some cause and effect. So he stepped forward and grabbed Tang Niu's wrist, and persuaded him: "Master Tang Niu, this person in the sky is not an illusion. You'd better think about it." It’s clear to take action.”
"It's you!"
Seeing the appearance of the visitor, Tang Niu thought of the ordinary life he had lived before following Boss Wu. The machine gun he grabbed on impulse fell to the ground with a clang.
"What's wrong with me? Why did I grab the gun just now?" Tang Niu staggered back a few steps. Everything that happened in the past few days seemed like a dream, and he completely lost himself.
He doesn't understand.
But Cheng Long could see the problem at a glance.
Tang Niu suddenly changed his temperament because he was targeted by Buddhism and became Boss Wu's partner, adding hardship to Stephen Zhou and letting him realize the true meaning of delicious food.
Guanyin Bodhisattva, who had led the journey to the West, was very good at doing this kind of thing.
In the end, the reason why Boss Wu was asked to turn into a dog and kill Tang Niu with one shot was actually to make him die without evidence.
Now that Cheng Long appeared, Tang Niu regained his true self and threw away the machine gun that was supposed to fire bullets at the Bodhisattva. The long-legged Guanyin was held up in the air by an auspicious cloud, with an undetectable look of anger flashing in his eyes.
But when she looked at Cheng Long, her angry gaze suddenly turned into confusion, "Zi Wei..."
"Shh~~"
Cheng Long made a shushing gesture to Guanyin, then pointed outside, and then disappeared.
Guanyin Bodhisattva, who came down to earth to extradite the God of Cookery, immediately followed him.
After a while.
The roof of a building in Hong Kong City.
Cheng Long looked at Guanyin, who was dressed in ancient clothes and had a flat chest, and said, "Your advantage lies in your legs. This dress is not suitable for you."
"What about this body?"
The double-sworded turkey-like Guanyin transformed into a yellow leather jacket and short skirt. Below the hem of the skirt were long legs covered in flesh-colored stockings.
The proportions of the legs and body are very exaggerated,
The legs below the waist are all about her.
"Very good. Your advantage is your legs. If you hide them in a long skirt and hide them from view, you really have no advantage at all." Cheng Long said as he took out the ultra-clear pixel phone he brought back from the Marvel world and spoke to The long-legged Guanyin with quasi-modern makeup is photographed randomly.
"Emperor, the Emperor Ziwei I know is not you. Who are you?"
The Guanyin in front of me does not come from this time and space, but from a parallel universe in the Hong Kong variety world. It may be that the world barriers in the Hong Kong variety world are too weak, and Daluo Jinxian can freely travel around the Hong Kong variety multiverse and go to different Hong Kong movies. world.
As early as when Cheng Long cultivated into Daluo Jinxian, he perceived a supernatural world adjacent to this world.
However, he never took the time to go to the Supernatural Harbor Complex World next door.
"Guanyin has thousands of hands and thousands of faces, so this emperor can't have multiple incarnations?" Cheng Long raised the corner of his mouth slightly and looked at the long-legged Guanyin with a smile.
"Uh~~Emperor, I can feel that you are not the one I know." The Emperor Ziwei whom Guanyin knows only has a higher status and is inferior to her in cultivation. There is no way he is the one in front of him. He can tell with just one look. I was so scared that cold sweat broke out on my back.
"Guanyin, it doesn't matter who I am. What's important is that I protect this world. From now on, you and your immortal friends are prohibited from entering without my permission."
Finished.
Cheng Long suddenly released the terrifying aura of the Perfect Realm of Hunyuan Golden Immortal, frightening the long-legged Guanyin's pupils to tremble, and he said in horror: "Saint, saint..." (End of Chapter)