Why is there still a kindergarten entrance exam!
Holding the acknowledgment sent by Ice Emperor, Hu Zhanren looked shocked: "Is this a wealthy kindergarten?"
He turned his head silently, took two apples from the table and placed them in front of the triplets: "Baby, look, there are two apples here."
Then he took another apple and stacked it on top: "Now there is one more, babies, how many are there here?"
Neither Lian Yang nor Suo Suo spoke. Hisuhito stared at the apple for a long time, and then gave a confused look to Hu Zhanren: "Guoguo."
Polygonum cuspidatum:……
Damn it, it seems they haven’t taught the babies to count yet! Polygonum cuspidatum benevolence regrets the mistake.
"You will definitely fail the exam if you do this." Hezhiren calmed down and said, "Let's apply to the district kindergarten instead. Saiki-kun told me before that their Kusuo enrolled in this school, and he didn't need to pass the exam."
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"Absolutely not!" Kensuo objected immediately. He said righteously, "How can you give up such a good opportunity to enter because of such a thing? If you get in, as long as you don't make any mistakes, you can go directly to Hyotei University! No! It’s just the exam. There’s still one month left before the exam. Just teach the kids during this time.”
Anyway, we can never go to the same school as Saiki!
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The babies’ emergency tutoring begins!
Kensuo sat in the children's room with preschool textbooks and a painful look on his face - why did things become like this!
He originally planned to let Polygonum cuspidatum or Polygonum cuspidatum as assistant, but Polygonum cuspidatum turned around and went to visit the Qi Mu family next door - "The Qi Mu family's Kongsuke went to Cambridge University when he was five years old. There must be something special about their family." Teaching methods! ”
Kensuo silently raised his eyes and looked at Saiki Kurumi, who was also sitting in the children's room. The latter smiled: "Actually, it's easy to teach babies, just like Kongsuke. I read him 1 to 100, and he Just learn linear algebra!”
"So, my experience is that you must speak gently~ Kaori-chan is very suitable for this!"
Kensuo:……
What does this have to do with anything? !
……
There was an open book in front of the triplets, with cartoon apples drawn on it. Kensuo said in the gentlest voice: "Babies, how many apples are in this picture?"
Suosuo had goosebumps all over his body, and he couldn't help but glance at Kangsuo several times. The latter's hair was much longer than before. It was tied into a ponytail with a light pink bow rubber band and hung in front of her body. The bangs on her forehead perfectly blocked the suture line. Because it is summer, he is wearing a light blue dress, which not only has a sense of freshness, but also makes him feel like a married woman!
Speaking of which, what happened to him? Suo Suo still doesn't know how Kensuo became like this. At first, Lian Yang only wrote on him that he decided to continue being the "mother of triplets", and didn't write that he would become a "wife"!
You can't be in love with Polygonum cuspidatum for a long time, right?
Suo Suo's smart brain shut down.
Hisuhito was cracking his fingers. This was the method that Kensuo had just taught them. He was the first to give the answer: "5!"
Lian Yang stared at the four apples on the book and fell into deep thought, and finally decided to follow the rhythm of her second brother: "5."
Kensuo:……
Because Kurumi Saiki was there, he held back and explained patiently again: "...So, the answers the babies just gave were wrong, so what is the correct number?"
Yourito is a smart little baby. This time, he clasped his fingers and compared the apples in the picture book: "1, 2, 3, 4, it's..."
"It's 2!"
Suosuo spoke up first, and after saying that, he began to look at Kensuo secretly. He still didn't understand why Kensuo became like this, so he decided to test it first.
Lian Yang naturally followed her mother's footsteps: "It's 2."
Now it was Yourito's turn for his clever little brain to shut down. He looked at his fingers blankly, then at the people staring at him, and finally, under the eyes of his elder brother, hesitantly retracted his two fingers: "Yes, yes 2."
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Kensuo:……
No! ! ! Why do they still not know how to count after teaching them so many times? Could it be that the triplets had their IQs equally divided, so he gave birth to three mentally retarded children, right? !
He screamed inwardly.
Getting angry. Suosuo had been observing Kangsuo, and he immediately noticed that the other person's facial muscles were twitching at a very slight level, which was a sign that he was going to be angry. He silently moved himself a little closer to Lian Yang, so that he would have a shield if something happened.
"Ahem." Kensuo coughed lightly. His excellent psychological quality allowed him to quickly adjust his mentality and facial expressions. He still spoke softly, "Baby, it doesn't matter. Let me tell you again..."
No, no, no, this is not angry?
Suosuo looked at Kensuo who immediately returned to his gentle motherly appearance, and decided to test it to the end!
……
Four hours later. The triplets lay on the ground in a mess, their eyes turned into coils of mosquito coils. Even adults cannot maintain high concentration for a long time, let alone a two-and-a-half-year-old baby. After four hours of intense study, everyone took a break.
"Kaori-chan is so amazing." Kurumi Saiki looked at Shi Shiran as she stood up, holding her cheeks with her hands, her face full of admiration, "I really envy babies to have such a gentle mother!" < br>
"Who asked me to be their mother? Of course I can't bear to be angry with them."
Haha, this woman must be very disappointed because she didn’t show any signs of cheating, right? Kensuo's cheeks were stained with a drunken blush. He responded slowly, turned around and went out, and then - rushed to the toilet!
Reversal of the spell! Reversal of the spell!
In the toilet, Kensuo immediately used the reversal technique on himself, and then he was able to block the blood vessels in his body that were bleeding crazily. The facial congestion caused by telangiectasias also gradually subsided - he was almost pissed off by his three cubs!
Why did he give birth to three idiots...I can't say it was three.
In the process of his teaching, he discovered that Reio was not an idiot. He can answer the question correctly alone, but he is a wallflower! If he and his brothers were asked to answer together, then his answers would go astray along with his brothers!
Hisuhito is not an idiot either. Although you will get the wrong answer if you answer the question alone, you can get it after teaching it a few times. But, he is a stubborn cow. If he follows his brother and gives the wrong answer, he will remember the wrong answer and it will be difficult to get it back later.
As for Suosuo - he is an idiot, a complete idiot. He taught for four hours and still couldn't figure out what 1+2 equals. Even if he didn't understand, he would still interrupt when others were answering, single-handedly leading the two younger brothers astray! Fortunately, he used the reversal technique quickly, otherwise he would be so angry that he would bleed profusely!
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Night, in the baby's room. Suo Suo, who was lying on the small bed, barely recovered from the headache, and her heart was still full of disbelief towards Kang Suo - aren't you angry about this?
After being interfered with by the book, my self in the parallel world truly became a "loving mother"!
[Mom, if this continues, my second brother will definitely fail the kindergarten entrance exam. ] Lian Yang's voice sounded.
Suosuo turned over indifferently on the bed: [None of my business. I will definitely pass the kindergarten exam. But, do we really want to go to kindergarten to play house with a group of little beans? I think I can just skip a grade. 】
[We are triplets. My second brother will be very sad if we are separated. ] Lian Yang pointed this out keenly, [If the second brother becomes depressed because of this, we will also be affected. 】
Suosuo fell into thought.
[So——] Lian Yang sat up from the bed, [I plan to add a chain to our brains so that we can be together...]
【etc! ] Jumped up and said, [I'll teach him! 】
He doesn't want his IQ to be two and a half years old! ! !
"Brother, younger brother." Yourito, who was sleeping, was woken up by the movement on both sides. He rubbed his eyes and climbed up, touched the bed, and hugged Tiao Tiao into his arms.
"Follow me." Suosuo flexibly opened the bolt of the crib fence and walked down the stairs, "Don't make any sound."
This room used to be their and Gojo Satoru's bedroom. After Gojo Satoru left, Kozune Wosuke slept in. At this moment, the grandfather was deep in sleep and had no idea that his three grandchildren had opened the door and slipped out.
The lights in the children's room turned on again, and Youren, who regarded tonight's activities as an adventure, excitedly rushed towards the ocean ball, but was caught by the rope.
"Brother?" Yourito turned around in confusion, and a daytime preschool education book was stuffed into his hand.
"Now, I'll teach you." Suosuo pushed Hisuhito to the side. Judging from his observations during the day, Hisohito is still very smart. He can basically teach you a few calculations, and he can also draw inferences - tonight he will do it within five. The addition and subtraction has been taught well.
They encountered Waterloo.
Suosuo pointed to the arithmetic "1+2" in disbelief and asked: "Why are there so many answers?"
Just now, Hisahito gave nine answers to this formula at the same time - yes, the 10 numbers from one to ten that he could count so far, perfectly avoiding the correct answer 3.
"But, but." Youren hugged Tiao Tiao aggrievedly, "That's what my brother said during the day."
Hisuhito, who is in the beginner stage, doesn't know whether his answer is right or wrong. He will habitually check with his brother. If only one brother had a different outcome than him, Hisuhito would still hesitate, but Lian Yang would always follow his mother, and Suosuo was determined to fight Kensuo to the end, causing Hisohito to always think that he had made a mistake.
He later followed his brother, but his brother gave him too many answers. His little brain couldn't wrap his head around them, and he didn't understand the principles. Fortunately, he could memorize them by rote!
Suosuo:......
Oh! How could this become a sin of his own making!
Suo Suo suddenly felt empathy for Ken Suo for the first time.
"I'll teach you the right thing again..." Suosuo had to swallow the bitter pill he had made with tears, otherwise his IQ would become two and a half years old!
Lian Yang sat aside and took on the role of accompanying the readers. He was very satisfied with the scene in the room - before his mother said that she wanted to skip a grade, she was really planning to go to Cambridge to find Kusuo's brother next door, right? Fortunately, there is now a second brother who holds my mother's heart.
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The next day, when he woke up, Japanese tiger stick Wosuke found that the babies in the children's room were missing. He looked around anxiously. Finally, he saw three babies lying on the ground in the children's room. Suosuo was still holding a preschool book. .
Oh my god, their babies actually take the initiative to learn! ! !
(End of chapter)