Polygonum cuspidatum was stopped by a person on the road.
"Brother."
Hu Zhanren saw an old man with gray hair walking towards him waving his hand. Hu Zhanren stopped and looked back around, but saw no other old man. He scratched his head and turned around to leave, when his wrist was grabbed.
"Brother!"
Polygonum cuspidatum:...?
The old man said with a smile: "Long time no see, brother, I am from Zhibi!"
Polygonum cuspidatum:? ? ?
Polygonum cuspidatum calmly took a few steps back. Although he was very nervous, he still felt that something was wrong. After all, the strange old man in front of him looked as old as his father!
Because of the book, the people directly next to the Zen Academy completely regarded themselves as Hu Zhanren's brothers. The two brothers kindly stretched out their hands and put their arms around Hu Zhanren's shoulders: "We..."
"No, no, no!" Polygonum cuspidatum tried to stay away with small steps.
The hand of the person directly next to the chanyuan was hanging in the air. He looked at the Polygonum cuspidatum trying to escape with some confusion. He was about to approach again when his peripheral vision spotted a sign not far away in the grass, with scrawled words on it saying "Keep your distance!" The first step was to [ask] him to go to a There is no place for anyone else.”
People directly adjacent to the Zen Yuan:?
He looked at the sign again and decided to do it first: "Brother, let's go sit next to it for a while?"
Polygonum cuspidatum, which respects the elderly and loves the young: "Huh? Okay, okay..."
At the same time, in the grass, Chanyuan Shi'er looked at the people directly next to the Chanyuan and Huzhangren walking away, and rubbed his brows tiredly.
The people directly adjacent to the Zen Yuan really have no emotional intelligence! He and Polygonum cuspidatum hadn't seen each other for such a long time, and immediately wanting to cuddle as soon as they met would not make the latter happy at all. Instead, it would make him feel embarrassed and aggravate his disgust!
In this case, it is best to change to a quiet environment and keep a just right distance from the other person, not too far or too close, and then re-establish contact through dialogue. At that time, it is best to do the cuddling thing now.
Zenyuan is very experienced - super experienced!
However, people directly adjacent to the Zen Yuan would call Polygonum cuspidatum "brother". What kind of weird nickname is this?
Thinking of this, Chanyuan Shi'er shivered because he didn't understand the world of gay men at all.
……
Hu Zhanren and the people directly adjacent to the Zen Yuan sat on the bench where the Zen Yuan sat before.
"Um...who are you?" Hu Zhanren whispered.
The Zen Yuan Zhibi was stunned for a moment: "I am a Polygonum Zhibi, don't you remember?"
When Lian Yang was writing about Zhibiren of the Zen Yuan, he naturally did not forget to change his surname because of the latter's request.
Polygonum cuspidatum blinked its beady eyes - Huh? It turned out to be a relative of their family... But, he didn't remember such a person!
Chanyuan Shi'er had already arrived not far away from the two of them. He stuck his head out and looked at the two people who were looking at each other in silence and became anxious again.
No, no, why are you speechless? The people directly adjacent to the Zen Yuan are too inferior! It's not going to fail, right?
His deposit is absolutely non-refundable!
As the "love consultant" of the Zen Yuan Zhibi people, Chan Yuan Zhen'er considers himself to have very professional ethics. No matter what, he must find a way to help the Zen Yuan Zhipi people catch Polygonum cuspidatum!
He quickly picked up the pen and continued writing. He had to find an entry point for his uncle.
People directly adjacent to the Zen Yuan saw the sign "Talk About Children" sticking out from the roof.
He pondered for a moment and then said: "Brother, why don't you remember me? My child is still at your house."
Hu Zhanren was stunned for a moment, and he looked in the direction pointed by the person directly next to the monastery. The garden where they were sitting faced the window of Class A. Through the window, he saw the family sitting in the dessert shop.
Youren and Zhuzhu have returned. Hisuhito was happily sharing the snacks he had just bought from the store to Xia Youjie and Gojo Satoru. In the meantime, Gojo Satoru took away Zhuzhu's balloon. Zhuzhu was obviously a little angry, and Xia Youjie had to mediate in the middle.
child?
Huzhangren's eyes swept across the crowd, and finally fell on Xia Youjie. He felt blessed!
Xiayou's parents had said before that they were their nephews, which meant that their parents must be their brothers and sisters!
Judging from this old man's age, he is quite qualified to be Xia Youjie's grandfather. Although his father swore that he was an only child, and he believed his father, he still felt that Xia You's parents did not deceive him - he had no brothers or sisters, but what if they were his brothers and sisters in a parallel world!
Polygonum cuspidatum is also keen on various science fiction movies. It has to be said that in some ways, he got a glimpse of the truth.
"So you really are..."
"Your brother."
Polygonum cuspidatum brought tears to his eyes, it was great, he had been an only child for so many years and finally had a brother.
"Brother." Huzhangren stretched out his hand towards the person directly adjacent to the monastery and turned on the automatic recognition mode.
The person directly next to the Zen Yuan held his wrinkled hand, and his eyes also filled with tears: "Brother."
Hmm...I take back what I said before, the people directly adjacent to the monastery are pretty cool. In just a few minutes, their little hands were all closed. Chanyuan Shi'er narrowed his eyes and looked at the hands held by the two for a while, then looked at the two people "looking at each other affectionately", and chose to retire after having succeeded.
The main reason is that he is worried that if he doesn't leave, if these two people stay in place and chew on it, he will definitely go blind! ! !
Just thinking about it now makes his cerebellum shrink! It’s better to go find your son first to wash away the horrific images in your mind...
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"Dad!" Kouze Wosuke looked silently at the man in front of him who was probably, maybe, probably older than him, but called him "Dad". He then lowered his head and looked at the hand that was held tightly.
Polygonum cuspidatum Wosuke's cerebellum shrank.
"Who is he?" Keigo Atobe walked to the side. He raised his head and glanced at Naohito Naohito, who had white hair and beard but was in great spirits. He turned to ask Hisahito, "Your relative? Why did he Call your grandpa 'Dad'? He looks about the same age as your grandpa."
Yourito gnawed his finger: "I don't know."
Polygonum cuspidatum introduced enthusiastically: "This is Xiayou's grandfather!"
Xia Youjie, who was suddenly cueed: "Huh?"
"Eh? Isn't it?" Huzhangren looked at Xia Youjie, who was also at a loss, blankly.
Xia Youjie: "No, my grandfather doesn't look like this."
"Hey, then that..." Polygonum cuspidatum stuttered.
At this time, Huzhu Zhuzhu carefully moved to the side of Huzhu Zhiren. Although his IQ was lowered, the fear of his father was engraved in his bones. He grabbed the corner of the man's clothes and said quietly: "Dad."
Polygonum cuspidatum suddenly realized: "Oh, it turns out that my younger brother is Piggy's father!"
"You don't even know who his father is!" Kozune Wosuke burst out unbearably, "So, can you tell me why he called me dad! And he called you brother!"
……
"Did you do it again?" Suosuo lay on the window and looked at Lian Yang who was sitting on the chair under the window sill. He originally didn't want to come back so early, but before they could do anything to Zenin Kei, Zenin Jinji came over. He had to hurriedly pick up some things and gave them to Saiki Kongsuke, while he quickly slipped back to Reiyo. around.
As a result, he saw such an exciting scene before he even entered the class.
"Yes." Lian Yang is a good and honest boy.
"So, now the man directly from the Chanyuan is our uncle? Is his age appropriate?"
"Of course." Lian Yang raised her eyes, "Mom, look, Polygonum Weed Zhuzhu is older than us, but he is our younger brother; and Zenyuan Zhibian is also older than dad, and he is dad's younger brother. No matter in terms of seniority Both in terms of age and age, everything is perfect!”
Suosuo:......
He glanced at the center of the classroom again, where Kozhiren was trying to explain to Kozada Wasuke, "There are one, two, three, reasons why Kozada Naobi is his brother."
"Speaking of which, did you write down Polygonum cuspidatum in the book?"
"No, he is originally our family?"
Suosuo looked complicated. So what is the reason for this stupid dog to believe in his family members who suddenly appeared!
I'm afraid the only normal person in their family is Kouzei Wosuke.
"By the way, will the Chanyuan family find out about this? What if they rush over?" Suosuo thought of this incident. Speaking of which, if Zenyuan Zhibiren became like this, could it be that he found out that his son had become mentally retarded and stayed at their house, and wanted to come to rescue him, but he was turned into like this by Lian Yang?
The more Suosuo thought about it, the more he felt that this situation was very reasonable!
Lian Yang said doubtfully: "They should be happy if they find out."
Suosuo:?
Lian Yang explained: "I asked, the parents of the Zenyuan man are dead and he is an orphan. But now that he has a grandfather as his father, the other people in the Zenyuan family should be grateful that their head of the family is no longer an orphan. Just feel happy.”
Suosuo:......
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Hyotei's cultural festival is over!
"It's not too cold for you to sleep on the road." Chanyuan Shi'er took his son's hand and walked out of the school.
Zenyuan Hui rubbed his eyes. He didn't know why he fell asleep suddenly. Maybe he was too tired recently.
Speaking of which... he seemed to have had a super outrageous dream. In the dream, the knotweed was divided into three parts, one was the normal knotweed, one was the Su Nuo version of the knotweed, and the other was the Xia Youjie version of the knotweed! How terrible!
At this time, Zenyuan Hui noticed that his father had stopped and raised his head to find that he was looking in one direction. Zenyuan Hui was also about to look over, but his eyes were covered by a big hand.
Zen Yuan Hui was puzzled: "What are you doing?"
"Children cannot watch things that are not suitable for young children." The Zen Academy really wants to ensure that its son's normal aptitude and aesthetics! He looked in that direction again and saw that it was the knotweed family.
Xia Youjie and Gojo Satoru had already left first. The Qi Mu brothers also left early, so the only people getting on the bus were the Knotweed family and the Knotweed direct neighbor.
At this moment, Kojue Wosuke watched numbly as Kojue Naomi got into the car and sat in the passenger seat. In fact, he was not convinced by his son at all, but he really had no choice!
This self-proclaimed "Polygonum Strawberry" man is older than him, but he stubbornly calls himself "Dad"!
Piggy has a low IQ, so does his father also have a low IQ? Knotweed Wosuke was worried that if the old man had a heart disease and fell to the ground, then their family would have to take a big responsibility! Their family can't afford the compensation now!
Forget it, just go with it, their family is big now anyway... Polygonum japonica Wosuke is forced to respect the old man.
This scene had another meaning in the eyes of Zenyuan Shi'er - not bad, his uncle followed Hu Zhanren home and entered the house so quickly.
But he is about to face Li Mei, who is younger and more beautiful than him. Although I don't know what the xp of Polygonum cuspidatum is, no matter from any aspect, the competitiveness of Zenyuan Zhibi people is not strong.
The only thing you can use is financial resources, right?
Tsk, why don’t you take the opportunity to knock out some money?
(End of chapter)
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