The Knotweed family is in a panic because Hisuhito and Reio are missing!
Piggy sat obediently in the children's room, answering all the adults' questions: "The second brother and the third brother said to go out and bring the eldest brother and mother back."
Japanese knotweed Wosuke: "What then?"
Piggy: "Then they opened the door and went out."
Japanese knotweed Wosuke: So which door did you open? !
Obviously he and Polygonum cuspidatum were both at the entrance to the entrance, and Polygonum cuspidatum was directly next to the person in the middle hall. How on earth did the babies disappear?
When the adults were so anxious that they were about to turn the entire Panxing Cult upside down, the doorbell rang.
"Have Dundon and the others come back?" Kozhida Wosuke and Kozhiden Ren rushed to the entrance, opened the door and took a step back together.
Standing outside the gate was a tall, strange man with sky-high braids and horizontal tattoos on his face. His exposed arms had smooth muscle lines, and his body was covered with strange brown solids.
The father and son of Polygonum Guinea looked at each other, this look, this body shape, this dress, how could it be a bit like asking for a debt...
"Dad! Grandpa!"
Behind the man, the heads of three pink-furred cubs popped up, one of them happily waved hello to them.
Japanese knotweed Wasuke & Japanese knotweed Jin: "Hisuhito! You are all back!"
"Yes!" Xiao Yourito waved his hand happily, and at the same time he did not forget to stretch out his other hand and hand the chocolate waffles he packed from the high school to Kozune Wasuke, "Grandpa, cake."
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"Oh, okay." Japanese knotweed Wosuke took a large bag of waffles. It was a thick piece and a little heavy in his hand. He didn't know where he bought it. He looked at Zhang Xiang again, "This..." Is he the kind person who sent the children back?
"It's my brother!" Xiao Youren actively introduced Mr. Xiang to his family. Previously, he mistakenly identified Hong Xiang as Suo Suo, causing Hong Xiang to be very sad. As a kind-hearted baby, Hisahito has perfectly inherited the genes of his father, Polygonum cuspidatum, and now he is called brother! That's my brother!
By the way, with the passage of time, Shangxiang finally controlled the blood on his body and took it back into his body, which also made him no longer look like a cross in Yourhito's eyes.
Zhang Xiang greeted his blood relatives politely: "Grandpa, daddy."
Knotweed and his son:?
"GO! GO!" Yourito waved his fist, "Brother, let's go meet Zhuzhu and his uncles, nephews and nieces!"
Xiang Xiang completely followed his brother's instructions blindly: "Okay."
He carried his three younger brothers through the door.
Kozune Wasuke and Kozune Ren were about to stop them and ask what was going on, when they saw the man in front of them entering the door, followed by a group of people behind him!
"Dad, Grandpa." The second one is a boy who looks similar to the first man, but does not have horizontal tattoos. He looked a little younger and a head shorter. He also greeted them politely.
Knotweed and his son:? ?
"Dad, grandpa." The third, younger and shorter boy also began to greet him.
Knotweed and his son:? ? ?
They stared blankly at eight strange boys who came in through the door! They were sorted by height in a perfect arithmetic sequence. The youngest looked to be only two or three years old. Even though he stumbled when walking, he still tried his best to raise his head and greeted them with a milky voice: "Dad, Grandpa!"< br>
Knotweed father and son:......
Finally, the last person walked in.
"Xiangori!!!" Tears rolled down his face. He quickly took a few steps forward and looked at his wife carefully. He didn't know why her face was pale, her steps were sloppy, and her black skirt was in tatters. It looked like it had been scratched by something sharp.
Polygonum cuspidatum suddenly became nervous: "What's wrong with you, Kaori?"
At this time, he found that his wife was holding a black package in her hands. There was movement inside, and the black cloth fell down, revealing a little black-haired baby lying quietly inside. The little baby tilted his head and opened his bright brown eyes. When he saw him, he waved his hands and said vaguely: "Dad, Grandpa!"
Polygonum cuspidatum:! ! !
His mind went blank. He didn't know whether to ask where this child came from or why a newborn baby could talk? This is super scary!
After a long time, he stammered and asked: "What's going on with them?"
Holding the burning phase, the smallest one in the nine-phase diagram, Kangsuo was about to burst into tears. His face was pale not because of anything else, but because they had taken out the remaining eight nine-phase diagrams from the library.
At that time, Hisuhito looked at the eight-phase diagram soaked in the liquid and asked a question: "Why are my brother's brothers all in Guan Guan, and they are all little Chacha."
Lian Yang reached out and covered Hisuhito's eyes: "You will be able to see them later."
Then, he looked at himself.
Kensuo:……
He was now madly insulting the other pink-haired Doudin who was lying on the ground pretending that he didn't exist - Suo Suo. This guy actually hid such important information from himself! If he had known in advance that Reiyo would have this ability, he would have run away as soon as possible instead of coming back!
However, he could only think about it because his body would move on its own. He watched helplessly as he used the same method of creating the bloated phase before to create eight more in the same manner - you must know that this method is almost the same as pregnancy and childbirth, so he was equivalent to giving birth to nine in just one day!
The price of overuse is that he is now completely weak.
Facing the problem of Polygonum cuspidatum, what Lian Yang said before flashed through Kensuo's mind: "Dad and grandpa are not very courageous, so it's better not to scare them."
Don't scare them? So what should he say?
Seeing the silence, Higurashi Ren said nothing and was at a loss in panic: "Is there anything you can't say? It's okay, Kaori, we are husband and wife. If you encounter any difficulties, you must tell me and we will face it and solve it together. ”
"It's nothing, they, they..." Looking at the knotweed kernels, the light bulb in Kang Suo's head suddenly lit up, "They are my and my ex-husband's children!"
Hu Zhanren was stunned for a moment: "Ah? Is it your ex-husband who passed away?"
Kensuo nodded sadly: "They were taken away by my ex-husband. I didn't expect to meet them this time, so I had to bring them all back... I'm a little tired, I'm going to rest first!" After he finished speaking, he ran away at the speed of light, and then If he keeps asking, he won't be able to make up any more!
Hu Zhanren said blankly: "Kaori and her ex-husband have so many children..."
Knotweed Wosuke: ...If he remembers correctly, didn’t that ex-husband die three years ago? The child in that woman's hand looks like it was just born, right?
Moreover, the oldest one looks to be in her twenties. How old is the monster inside this woman?
Japanese knotweed Wosuke felt that he could not think about it any longer, it was too scary!
"Dad, let's go arrange a room for them?" said Polygonum cuspidatum Ren.
Japanese knotweed Wosuke looked incredulous: "You want to keep all this?"
"Why don't you raise them?" Hezhan Ren asked doubtfully, "The children's tuition fees and the previous villa were all paid for by Kaori's ex-husband's inheritance. In this case, it would be immoral not to raise them!"
Polygonum cuspidatum Wosuke:……
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new year.
Due to the sudden increase in the population of the Polygonum family, the private room originally booked by Polygonum was too small to fit in. Therefore, they had to cancel their plan to eat out and order food from the restaurant instead.
On that day, straw ropes and ropes made of colored paper were hung everywhere in the large house of the Knotweed family. Kadomatsu ornaments made of bamboo and pine leaves were placed on the table, and the atmosphere was filled with a warm New Year atmosphere.
The knotweed father and his son were busy setting up stools in the conference room, which was now converted into a dining room for gatherings, because only this kind of extra-long conference table could accommodate so many people.
After Rimei was busy in the kitchen, he was putting the take-out food on the plate and adding carved carrots as decoration in the middle.
"Let me help." Zhang Xiang came in. He took off the apron from the hook next to him and put it on himself.
Li Mei was very wary of Hong Xiang's actions: "Are you trying to steal my maid's job?"
Zhang Xiang is very sincere: "As the eldest brother, I just want to do more things for my younger brothers."
Li Mei was relieved: "That's good." He carried the food out the door and found the trio of Dunjie pigs sitting in the corner eating cake secretly in the rest area outside the door.
Rimei: "Where do these cakes come from?"
Gojo Satoru raised his hand: "I brought it back." The previous chocolate pool and cake palace were perfectly preserved in the high school. At that time, Gojo Satoru and Xia Youjie took shovels and pried away all the clean and edible cakes around them.
They discovered two magical things. One was that the fillings in the cakes on different walls were different! They pried out a total of more than 70 flavors of sandwich; secondly, these cakes will not spoil after several days, so this New Year, they directly packed up a lot of uneaten cakes and brought them back.
Rimei glanced at Gojo Satoru several times. Why did he always feel that Tonton used to be a tiger?
——Reio thought that since Gojo Satoru had gotten rid of his knowledge about tigers, the word "tiger" became unnecessary, so he crossed it out when he took out the book last time.
The bubble of doubt in Rimei's heart quickly disappeared. After he put the things away, he took the cake brought back by Gojo Satoru and went to the entertainment room to cushion the children's bellies.
Currently, as the number of children in the family increases, the original children's room was moved to the church that was once used for missionary work, and was renamed the entertainment room, with a space of 1,000 square meters!
Kensuo sat in the room, expressionlessly holding a storybook and telling stories to his eight "ex-husband's sons"; Hisohito, Kamo Kenki and the twin sisters played a rocking horse chase under the supervision of Naohito Knotweed. .
Very good, everyone is staying in place. After Limei put the cake on the table, she went back to continue her work.
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In the entertainment room, the children gathered around happily eating cakes, except for the two pink edamame cubs in the corner.
"Mom, aren't you going to eat?" Lian Yang turned her head and asked Suosuo next to her.
Suosuo lay on the ground and squirmed towards the cake: "Ah... Suosuo likes cakes the most, yeah!"
Lian Yang:......
【What's wrong with your mother? 】
Hearing the voice in his head, Reio turned his head and saw the ghostly Saiki Kusuo walking through the wall.
Lian Yang shook her head: [I don’t know, my mother and I obviously promised him not to worry. He will not lose his body in this world, but he is still like this. Theoretically, after I said those words, my mother should have become super in love with me. 】
Saiki Kusuo understood, because there was no hope of escape, so did he just take action?
It’s just—[Theory? 】
【Yes. 】A book appeared in Lian Yang’s hand, 【I saw it from the book. 】
Kusuo Saiki looked over and found that the book said "One Hundred Ways of PUA"
Saiki Kusuo:......
[If my mother is still like this, I can only try another book. ] Reio took out "Stockholm Syndrome" again.
Saiki Kusuo: Ah this...
Shouldn't he say that Suosuo is a thousand-year curse master and won't be easily fooled by Reiyo?
【Will you stay for dinner later? 】Lianyang took back the two books and invited.
Saiki Kusuo: [I won’t join in your family’s fun. 】
[We still have chains on our bodies now. In theory, you should be similar to Piggy. We are a family! 】
Saiki Kusuo: [Thank you. I don't like visiting a bunch of relatives...but you actually know about Piggy. I thought you didn't know what your mother and my brother were studying. 】
[I just didn’t expose it because I wanted to let my mother know that that man is not reliable at all!]
[...Are you sure you want to speak ill of that man in front of his brother? 】
【sorry. 】
Looking at the pink-haired Douding who was sitting on the ground and obediently admitted his mistake, Saiki Kusuo had a complicated expression.
Alas, he is really not the culprit who destroyed the world.
At that time, when he was locked up and saw through the screen that Saiki Kongsuke was chasing Zenin Kei instead of Reio, he realized the problem. It was only when Lian Yang came to him later and they checked the information that he realized that he had guessed wrong all along.
Because of his telepathy, he discovered the special features of Reiyo, and because of the continuous misdirection, he put all his energy and attention on Reiyo, causing him to miss an important point - time.
Every time Saiki Kusuo sets the world's time back by one year, a new opportunity for world destruction will appear, and then it will explode after one year of dormancy.
So according to the law of time, the opportunity for the destruction of the world should coincide with the time of his regression. He returned to 2002, and the opportunity will also appear in 2002, while Reio and the others only arrived in this world in 2003.
However, it’s great that the opportunity to destroy the world isn’t Reio. Saiki Kusuo thought and asked himself, he was having a good time with Reio during this period, and he didn't want to fight with him in the future.
【What are you going to do next? 】Kusuo Saiki floated to the ground and sat down in the void. He rarely chatted with Reiyo about home affairs.
Lian Yang thought for a while: [Just go to school and live normally. Then, when we become adults, I will take my mother out of this world. 】
【Are you leaving? 】
[Well, after all, I still have a lot to do, and I also have my own responsibilities, so I can't stay here forever. So, I have to leave, but just like a child leaving home as an adult, my mother and I will come back to visit from time to time. ] Lian Yang said seriously.
【By the way...】
Reio took out the book from her body again. Just when Saiki Kusuo thought he was going to write something, he saw him reaching out his hand, tearing out a page and handing it over.
【This is...】
[I remember there was a bet about ducks and ducks laying eggs. 】
Saiki Kusuo: [You haven’t forgotten, by the way, that egg...]
【I have discovered it. ] Lian Yang's expression was very calm, [It's okay, my mother and I have a long time. But the bet must still be fulfilled. 】
Saiki Kusuo: [What do you want me to do? 】
[After I leave, you will take care of it for me. 】Transparent plywood appeared on both sides of the page in Lian Yang's hand, sealing it tightly. 【This way, there will be no chance of breaking away from a distance. 】
Saiki Kusuo silently took the page. Both sides of the paper were filled with words. After excluding all kinds of messy relatives settings, Reio added a sentence at the end: [Everyone will be happy together. Live on. 】
Saiki Kusuo: [Okay, after you leave, I will take care of this page for you until the end. 】
[This is not a book page. 】 Lian Yang corrected seriously, 【This is the family tree and future of our Polygonum cuspidatum family. 】
(End of chapter)
The author said: *The appearance of the Nine Phases Diagram has been magically changed, and they all look similar to the bloated phase (if the bad phase appeared with the blood-smeared appearance in the original work, Father Polygonum and Grandpa Polygonum would be really frightened)
The expanded phase is set to be 24 years old, and each subsequent phase decreases by three years of age, so the youngest burning phase is 0 years old, just born, but it can speak because it is a cursed object.
*Finally, the long-ago bet between Reiyang and Kusuo has been settled. Now in the future, after Reiyang leaves, there will be no need to worry about the Knotweed family. The god of the second dimension will continue to protect the Knotweed family!
*There are still two chapters left for the day-to-day talk, and Huihui will be here tomorrow too~
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