1
Since Jiuxiangtu joined the knotweed family, Xiao Youren was very excited. He was most interested in the smallest one, because he looked so small! Just like a toy!
By the way, the current nine-phase diagram has added the surname of Polygonum cuspidatum, such as the burning phase, and his official name is Polygonum cuspidatum.
It is indeed a bit strange, but Polygonum cuspidatum insists on this, and Polygonum cuspidatum has no choice but to do so.
Xiao Yourito, who has a strong sense of elders, plans to breastfeed his youngest brother.
He recalled Li Mei's past actions, found a stool and pushed it under the shelf, and stood on tiptoes so that he could reach his milk bottle on the shelf. After he took off the bottle, he took it to the toilet and washed it with great cleanliness, and then found the baby milk powder that had been placed in the kitchen.
Hot water... out of reach.
Yourito stared at the hot water bottle placed on a high position, lost in thought. In order to prevent the babies from being burned accidentally, Li Mei would put the hot water bottle at a high place.
But Yourito was very smart. He immediately summoned Zhuzhu, and with the help of Zhuzhu's tall figure, he successfully got the hot water and made a cup of milk with a reasonable temperature.
He happily went to the room with the bottle in his arms, and met Zhangxiang who had just come out of the door.
"Brother." Yourito raised his head and called obediently.
Zhang Xiang lowered his head and looked at Xiao Douding, who was about the same height as his legs: "What's wrong?"
"Breastfeeding!" Xiao Youren raised his bottle with both hands.
Zhang Xiang fell into silence. He had already fed his ninth brother just now. But when he met those big, moist, expectant eyes, he changed sides at the speed of light.
"Okay."
He took Hisuhito back to the room. Because Jiuxiantu insisted on staying together, their room was very large and was made up of several walls. As soon as he entered the room, Hisato could see nine large beds, each with a wardrobe as a partition, and their own desks opposite the beds.
Hisuhito has been here many times. As soon as he entered the door, he skillfully walked to the back of the room. By the time he reached the innermost bed, his hair had become messy - all rubbed by other brothers passing by.
"I'm here." Hisuhito stood beside the bed, his eyes shining brightly as he looked at Yakisei, who rolled himself to the edge of the bed as soon as he noticed Hisohito coming over.
The small one looks like a mini version of the bloated one, with black hair and brown eyes, about as long as a pillow, with a blue diaper wrapped around its butt and a light blue quilt on its body.
It really looks like a toy!
Yourito took out his own milk bottle: "Come and drink milk."
Shaoxiang looked at his bulging belly with some embarrassment.
The firebender saw Hisuhito's expectant eyes.
The prime minister stretched out his hand: "I'm hungry."
Xiao Youren nodded firmly, turned the bottle over, and put the pacifier into Shaoxiang's mouth.
Firing phase:......
Xiao Youren's breastfeeding skills are comparable to those of a pig plowing a field. It can be said that he is a mess.
Fortunately, the baby is not an ordinary baby. He will not choke to death because the milk is inhaled into the respiratory tract; even more fortunately, as a curse, he absorbs knowledge much faster than ordinary people. Therefore, the baby's fever The current common sense is probably equivalent to that of a thirteen or fourteen-year-old boy. At the very least, he is smarter than the real bean Ding Yourito.
He adjusted his posture with difficulty so that his head rested on the pillow and was at an angle to the bottle. At the same time, in order to prevent Yourito from being unable to hold the bottle, he stretched out his little hand to hold the bottom of the bottle.
My brother is so cute. Ai Xiang stared at Youren's face, his cheeks slightly red. Yes, although he is a little baby, in terms of age, he is older than Japanese knotweed Wasuke. Naturally, in terms of age, he is Hisuhito's ninth brother, and Yourohito is also his eleventh brother.
As an older brother, you have to play with your younger brother.
With the cooperation of Shaoxiang, he finished the meal with a stumble, and Shaoxiang's belly swelled a little more.
Youren put the bottle back. He reached out and rubbed Shaoxiang's soft little face, and left with satisfaction - it was so fun to breastfeed my brother, and today is another day to be a good brother!
2
Hisuhito has been very sad recently.
In the entertainment room, Youren held a small book in his hand and carefully popped his head out of the climbing obstacle made of tires.
Zenwon Megumi was passing by. He looked at Hisohito's sneaky appearance and couldn't help but ask: "What are you doing?"
"Shh!" Hisuhito put his finger up to his mouth, and even his voice was much quieter, "I'm observing the shikigami, and they seem to be in conflict."
Observing shikigami?
Chanyuan Hui poked his head out from the side and saw a dozen duck eggs scattered in the huge open space. As plush toy duck eggs, they do not need to be hatched like ordinary duck eggs.
But the strange thing is that the duck is not interested in these duck eggs. On the contrary, it barks. It gathers these duck eggs in one place every day, and then lies on the duck eggs, as motionless as a hen hatching eggs.
To this end, Li Mei also bought a few dog kennels and put them in the entertainment room, and asked Wang Wang to transport the duck eggs to the kennels regularly to prevent them from being thrown on the ground and getting dirty.
Today, Wangwang just went out for a while, and Tiaotiao appeared. It pulled all the duck eggs out of the doghouse, stood upright with its legs, and kicked the eggs out one by one in a standard flying kicking posture.
This scene was seen by Wang Wang who came back, and he immediately rushed to stop it, but ended up getting into a ball with Tiao Tiao.
"I don't know why they are like this." Xiao Yourito told Chanyuan Hui what he had observed before. This situation has been going on for several days, "Huihui, do you know?"
Zen Yuan Hui:......
Previously, he only knew that the duck and the duck egg contained two fingers of Su Nuo, but he did not know who Tiao Tiao and Wang Wang were. But once, after he saw Hisahito's shikigami machine, he quickly recognized through the name of the skill that Wang Wang was Wan - the swimmer who once fucked Tsumi-san!
As for Tiao Tiao, according to Lian Yang, it was Lu Ziyun Yi. Zen Yuan Hui had no impression of this name. It was most likely a swimmer from another barrier during the Death Migration.
Judging from the current situation, the relationship between Lu Ziyunyi and Su Nuo is not good, so that's why he wants to sneak over and kick duck eggs every day, right?
Should I tell Hisahito about this? But there are too many things to explain, and given Hisahito's current age, it is difficult to understand them.
Zen Yuan Hui was at a loss and didn't know how to explain.
"I know!"
A voice sounded from behind them, and the two bean sprouts looked back. It was Gojo Satoru and Xia Youjie, and these words were spoken by Gojo Satoru.
Teacher Gojo knows? Could it be that he also has memories of the future...
Zenin Megumi's thoughts gradually drifted away, and she heard Gojo Satoru say: "Because these duck and duck eggs are the children of ducks and ducks."
Zenyuan Hui:? ? ?
Hisahito: "Huh?"
Gojo Detective Satoru raised his finger and started reasoning: "Look, Wang Wang and Tiao Tiao obviously have two completely different attitudes towards these duck eggs. Wang Wang is very careful with them and hatches the eggs carefully every day; Tiao Tiao Then he insists on kicking these eggs away, as if he wants to destroy them. There is only one reason. This one, Tiao Tiao discovered that these duck eggs were the children of Duck and Wang Wang, so he wanted to destroy them out of love and hatred. As a father, Wang Wang wanted to protect his children. Speaking of which, Wang Wang is really powerful. All nine eggs are... Uh-huh... What did you do, Jay!"
Gojo Satoru pushed away Xia Youjie who suddenly covered his mouth with his hand. The latter said expressionlessly: "They are still children, don't instill some weird things! You see, they are all like this..."
Xia Youjie pointed at the two little Doudings who were stagnant in place.
Zenin Megumi felt that he should not believe Gojo Satoru, as expected, nothing serious could come out of his mouth!
Hisuhito completely believed Gojo Satoru's words. However, he was thinking about one thing. His younger brother said before that this was the degenerate form of Duck, so did they later turn into Duck and Wangwang's babies? But why is there no share of Tiaotiao?
Xia Youjie began to put an end to his friend's irresponsible nonsense. He bent down and said, "Uncle Youren, don't worry. They may only be like this temporarily and they will get better after a while."
Hisuhito: "But they still lasted for several days."
Xia Youjie: "Then try to isolate them?"
Yourito ate his hands: "Well... won't they be happy if they can't see their friends like this? I want to get their relationship back on good terms... By the way!"
The little lightbulb in Yourito's head suddenly lit up: "Get married!" Chanyuan Hui & Xia Youjie: "Huh?"
"When Tiao Tiao, Wang Wang, and Yaya had a bad relationship before, they solved it through marriage!" Youren is very experienced in this, "So it's the same this time, as long as Tiao Tiao, Wang Wang, and Yaya, Yayadan If we get married again, we will be on good terms!”
Now, it was Chanyuan Hui and Xia Youjie who were stagnant in place.
Chanyuan Hui: It turns out that Liangmiansu Nuo, Wan and Lu Ziyun were married before? !
Xia Youjie: Yayadan is the child of Yaya and Wangwang. Does it count as incest if they get married again?
Gojo Satoru was very interested in this, and he immediately sided with Hisahito: "As expected of Hisahito, that's it! Let them get married!"
The keyword "marriage" spread to the venue, and Wang Wang and Tiao Tuo, who were fighting each other, stopped in unison.
Wang Wang immediately returned to his reserved state. He sat on the ground neatly, stretched out his cotton tongue and licked his front paws, and then began to carefully comb his fur that was messed up due to the fight.
TiaoTiaoZi jumped up like a tail on fire and rushed to the door in panic. Unfortunately, the door of the entertainment room was closed, so it could only pull at the wooden door with DuckYu who also rushed towards the door.
Yourito walked over and picked up a duck egg on the ground: "I'm going to inform everyone now that I want to find a wedding dress for duck eggs to wear first, huh?"
Suddenly aware of movement in his hand, Hisuhito lowered his head and saw the duck egg in his arms move. A fluffy duck head emerged from the front end of the oval. It also wore a complicated black hat on its head. A small lace hat with a dark red rose decoration in the middle of the hat. Wings also sprouted from the sides of the plush oval, and there were two yellow duck feet at the bottom, and there was a black lace foot ring on the thin duck feet.
Huh? !
Hisuhito watched blankly as the duck egg in his hand suddenly turned into a duck. It took him a while to realize: "It's a duck egg that has evolved! This is SP Goth Duck!"
After the first duck egg evolved into a duck, the duck eggs on the ground turned into ducks one by one. Ducks in various shapes and costumes appeared, and they rushed to the door at the same time. The room was filled with the noisy quacking of ducks.
Xiao Youren's eyes were bright. He looked at the Gothic duck twisting in his hand: "That's great. They must have heard that they are getting married, so they are very happy."
Zenwon Megumi: ...You are obviously trying to escape from here in a panic, right?
Suddenly, I feel sympathy for the two-faced Su Nuo.
Obviously, when a child wants to play house, he or she doesn't care about the mood of the doll.
Although the number of dolls trying to escape marriage now reaches 21, the number of people in the Knotweed family has long been different. Soon, all the dolls were under control, and even the smallest one hugged a duck's neck.
Lian Yang brought small suits from Wang Wang and Tiao Tiao, as well as wedding clothes for the ducks.
"What is this?" Yourito looked curiously at the pile of pure white clothes in Lian Yang's hand. He had only seen the veil used in previous weddings.
Lian Yang: "This is the white cloth used in Japanese weddings that my uncle gave me. I cut it."
The tiger stick man came over with a smile: "I don't know why my family gave me this piece of clothing before, but I just need it now. But little Lian Yang is so awesome, she divided this piece of clothing into twenty parts so quickly, and made It’s pretty good.”
Lian Yang said shyly: "Mom and Li Mei both helped."
Zen Yuan Hui:......
He was too lazy to ask whether the "mother" in Lian Yang's mouth meant Suo Suo or Kang Suo. He just wanted to know——
"Why are you so positive?"
After all, according to Reio's self-report, he is a god from another world. At least he is cognitively more mature than Hisahito, right? Why are you following along and even more active than Hisuhito? !
Lian Yang: "Huh? Are you positive?"
"I see you can hardly suppress the upturned corners of your mouth!"
"Oh, this..." Lian Yang touched his face, "It's because Yaya is getting married, and I'm very happy. Mom and Yaya have a good relationship recently, and I'm worried that he might like Yaya to be my wife. Dad, he did have a good relationship with Liang Mian Su Nuo. I don’t want twenty stepfathers. Now that all the ducks are married, I feel more at ease.”
Zen Yuan Hui: ...I'm sorry, he shouldn't have asked.
He walked away silently, and when passing by the duck, he saw Suosuo, who was putting a wedding dress on a duck. The duck had a sweet smile on its face.
Speaking of which, Suosuo knows that Yaya is a two-faced person, right? Why is he so happy too?
Zen Yuan Hui was confused.
Suosuo's mentality has changed again. As time went by, Suosuo had completely accepted the sad reality that there was no hope of escape, but at the same time he realized one thing - with Reiyo's support, as long as he didn't make Reiyo angry, wouldn't he be able to do whatever he wanted to do?
Therefore, he started to persecute other people by pretending to be powerful!
The first one to bear the brunt is Duck!
He hung a colorful garland around YaYa's neck, admired YaYa for a while as he tried to kill him with his eyes, and smiled with satisfaction.
——Liang Mian Su Nuo, it turned out that he would also show such an expression.
Sure enough, happiness comes from comparison!
3
YaYa's wedding is very grand!
After all, everyone is relatively free, and playing with children is a very interesting thing.
An hour later, the ducks' wedding was over. The adults let go of the limp dolls except for the barking dogs. Some began to sort out the photos they had taken, while others were cleaning up the scene.
Li Mei plans to make another wedding cake as before.
"The duck eggs may not be enough." Li Mei looked at the inventory. Since the number of people in the family doubled again, three eggs a day were not enough. They can only eat it once a week. For example, the wedding photos of the shikigami today can only be taken with two love eggs in turn.
He looked at the time. It should be almost the time for ducks and ducks to lay eggs. He ran back to the playroom, planning to pick up another egg and go back to the kitchen to mix it with eggs.
As a result, the scene inside the door made his pupils tremble - a total of twenty love eggs fell to the ground!
In the middle of the egg, the dog was pacing with the air of a complete victor.
——This is a love that spans thousands of years!
4
Japanese knotweed Wosuke has been very sad recently.
It was obviously past the school start time, but neither Dundun nor Jie went to school. For example, the triplets have all been sent to kindergarten to start their second school year.
He looked at Xia Youjie and Gojo Satoru who were playing basketball and sighed. He tried to contact their teacher Ye Mo Zhengdao, but the latter's phone only received a reply of "out of communication range", which made him wonder whether Ye Mo Zhengdao left a fake phone number.
He remembered that Xia Youjie said before that the school had suffered a terrorist attack, and when he came back, he said that nothing happened.
So, what exactly happened? Japanese knotweed Wosuke has never dared to ask, lest he know something that his heart can't bear.
But now he is worried again, because if he continues, these two children will not be able to study!
Kozune Wosuke watched the two DKs finish playing, walked over, and carefully asked about their school affairs.
Xia Youjie: "The school is very good. Oh, we are currently moving to another campus... It should be completed soon. We will be notified when the move is complete."
The previous child protection mode and the two-faced space attack directly destroyed the original Tokyo Conjuring High School building, and also turned the entire land into a chocolate field, resulting in serious softening of the soil and making it impossible to rebuild. .
Therefore, Tokyo Metropolitan High School had to move to another location.
"Oh, that's good." Japanese knotweed Wosuke breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, the children were still in school. He asked with concern, "Where is the new campus? Is it far away?"
Xia Youjie shook his head: "Not far, just..."
He pointed to the ground: "Down below."
The High School was originally located above the Xingxing Palace. It happened that the Xingxing Palace was moving, so they followed it. All we need to do is move the Nexing Palace a few dozen meters underground, and the Tokyo Metropolitan High School can be inserted between the Nixing Palace and the Knotweed House - just in time, and convenient for them to go to and from school!
Polygonum cuspidatum Wosuke:? ? ?
(End of chapter)
The author said: This chapter is a small collection of extras
Planning to write a side story based on Hisahito’s age
Tomorrow’s extra episode is about traveling through Shibuya =v=
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